"Ah! Ah! Ah!" In the early hours of that night, in the hospital in Yuzhang City, several people could be heard making cries like ghosts and wolf howls. Several nurses watching from the side whispered, "It's not that foreigners are particularly high-quality.

Is it? Why is it screaming so miserably? I have never seen it in my life."

"I heard that it was anal prolapse and the blood kept flowing. It's so disgusting!" Another nurse whispered. Next to her was Li Chunlei, who looked pale and full of despair about his future.

"It shouldn't be like this, why did it become like this?" Li Chunlei murmured to himself. At Zuckerberg's strong request, he took Zuckerberg and others to a very authentic restaurant that he was familiar with.

Gan cuisine restaurant.

Then Li Chunlei planned to order something light to get over the meal. What he didn't expect was that Zuckerberg went directly to the waiter and asked them what the spiciest dish here was.

Li Chunlei originally thought that the waiter did not understand English and could not hear what Zuckerberg said. Unexpectedly, the boss happened to be nearby. After hearing this, he started to take the initiative to chat, and then recommended their store's signature dish, stir-fried yellow beef.

When Zuckerberg heard that it was beef, he immediately said he wanted one. Then he asked if there were any other spicy dishes and asked the store owner to bring them up. He is a man who can eat ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce.

After Zuckerberg finished ordering, Li Chunlei secretly went to the boss and expressed the hope that the boss would not take it seriously and not add chili pepper.

The boss immediately said he would quit. Is this Gan cuisine without chili still Gan cuisine? Isn’t this taste a bad thing for me?

Li Chunlei said that these are foreign friends and it is not easy for them to go out holding on to the wall.

After hearing this, the boss became even more excited. He said that these were all the foreign friends' requests. Although he was very surprised by the requests of these foreign friends, he had never heard of such outrageous requests in his life.

But since others have asked for it, I have no choice but to agree.

There was no other way, so Li Chunlei had to take out 200 yuan and said that as long as no chili pepper was added, the 200 yuan would be regarded as seasoning fees. The boss nodded in agreement with satisfaction.

Li Chunlei breathed a sigh of relief and was about to go back when he heard the boss ask quietly, "Do you want me to buy a new set of pots?"

"Why replace the pot with a new one?" Li Chunlei asked blankly.

"It's like this. Our restaurant's pot has been used for several years. There's already too much spiciness in it. Even if you don't add chili pepper, the fried dishes will still be spicy. So if you really don't want to

If it’s spicy, I suggest you get a new pot.”

"Of course, you have to pay for the cost of replacing the pot with a new one. It's not much, just an extra 1,000 yuan!" the boss said.

Li Chunlei rolled his eyes when he heard this. He was not treating himself like a fool, so he decisively rejected the request. To be on the safe side, Li Chunlei went to the kitchen and took a look several times to confirm that no chili peppers were used before he was satisfied.

We returned to the banquet and listened to Zuckerberg bragging about his feat of eating ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce.

Then the food was served and Li Chunlei tasted it several times and found that there was indeed no chili pepper, but there was still a faint spiciness. It seemed that the fact that the pot was stained with chili peppers was indeed true.

On the other side, Zuckerberg and others were sweating profusely after eating, and then said that this was indeed half as spicy as ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce back then, and it was so spicy that they finished eating and left.

Inside the hotel, things seemed to have just passed.

As a result, not long after entering the room, Li Chunlei heard a knock on the door, and then a foreigner came over holding the wall, holding his stomach, looking at him with a painful face, and then said in trembling English, "Help!

Help!"

Then Li Chunlei led two or three security guards from the hotel to get the group of foreigners into the car and took them to the nearest hospital to start treatment.

These foreigners were in terrible condition. The one with the mildest symptoms was dehydrated and his face turned pale.

Others were basically unable to walk upright, holding their stomachs and complaining of stomachache.

The worst one was of course Zuckerberg. Not only was he dehydrated, he also suffered from anal prolapse and anal fissure. He kept moaning and kept saying that someone poured pepper water or something into his butt.

The battle, let alone how painful it was.

[PS: The above is not fiction, but the personal experience of a Sichuan person.]

Fortunately, the doctors at the hospital were very experienced and said very calmly at first glance, "This is the first time I come to Yuzhang, and I must have eaten too much chili!"

Well, in order to show that he can eat spicy food, Zuckerberg basically ate all the chili-related dishes on the table, and kept saying they were delicious... Well, Yuzhang's dishes naturally didn't taste the same.

I would say that if you eat more, you will naturally have more diarrhea.

As a result, Zuckerberg, who originally planned to go to Longhu Mountain on the second day, ended up lying in Yuzhang for three days before being reluctantly discharged. While walking on the chair sideways, he asked Li Chunlei in confusion.

"Mr. Li, why can I eat ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce, but I can't even endure the hot pot dishes you have here?"

"Well, maybe McDonald's Sichuan hot sauce is actually sweet!" Li Chunlei hesitated and then said.

After this incident happened, Li Chunlei naturally reported it to his superiors as soon as possible, and then prepared to accept the punishment from the leader. As a result, it is said that this incident was reported to the chairman of the board, and Li Chunlei felt numb all over, feeling that he was dead.

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What he didn't expect was that one day later, his boss told him with a smile on his face. After the big boss knew about this, he almost fell to the ground with laughter. So instead of punishing him, he asked him to spend more time with him.

After Zuckerberg is sent away, he will be officially promoted to the official secretary of the Secretariat.

This can be considered a blessing in disguise.

However, Li Chunlei was not excited by this situation. On the contrary, he just wanted to find out what happened and why Zuckerberg, who could eat 10 boxes of Sichuan hot sauce, couldn't even wash the pot.

So he called his high school classmate who was currently studying in the United States and told him what had happened. The high school classmate laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground. Then he told him that McDonald's does sell a Sichuan hot sauce, but

The problem is that this Sichuan chili sauce is not spicy, but sweet... God knows how Americans understand the word spicy. Anyway, their Sichuan chili is sweet, with just a hint of spiciness at most.

, not even Hu Jianren is hot enough to die.

However, this high school classmate also admitted that Americans who can eat 10 boxes of Sichuan hot sauce in one go are indeed considered disgusting among Americans, but they should never challenge their own dishonesty. This is not seeking death.

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"You call such spicy chili sauce sweet!" Zuckerberg was shocked and was speechless for a long time.

"Can Sichuan people eat spicy food better than you Gan province people?" Zuckerberg couldn't help but ask when he was about to reach Longhu Mountain.

"Actually, I think Sichuan people can only rank fifth in terms of spicy food. The most spicy-eating people in China are actually us Gan people! In fact, the spiciness you ate a few days ago is not as spicy as that of ordinary Gan people in daily life.

One-tenth of the spiciness," Li Chunlei said with emotion.

"Then I'm finished!" Zuckerberg looked desperate. "I'm going to stay in your Dragon Tiger Mountain for a long time. Do I have to eat your daily diet during this time?"

After hearing what Zuckerberg said, Li Chunlei quickly comforted him and said that Taoist people are different from ordinary people. Their diet should also be light and moderate, so the dietary conditions in Longhu Mountain should not be too spicy.

Hearing what Li Chunlei said, Zuckerberg's expression felt a little better. At this time, the vehicle finally arrived at the foot of Longhu Mountain. With the help of several people, Zuckerberg held his buttocks between his legs.

, it took nearly a day to finally climb to Longhu Mountain...the Tianshi Mansion and Shangqing Palace at the foot of the mountain.

Although Longhu Mountain is the ancestral palace of Taoism, the problem is that the Tianshi Mansion is not on the mountain because the mountain terrain cannot build large buildings. There is only a small Taoist temple on the golden top, but there are usually no people there.

There.

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Zuckerberg and others entered the Tianshi Mansion with great expectations, and then found the Shangqing Palace. They then tried to communicate with the Taoist priests here and asked how to learn from them. However, they found that in the huge Tianshi Mansion,

Unexpectedly, there was not a Taoist priest to be found, they were all tourists and staff.

This made Zuckerberg very disappointed. He felt that when he went to China, he failed to find the method of cultivation, but his butt was leaked, and it was simply a joke.

Fortunately, Li Chunlei was very helpful. He contacted the group headquarters immediately, and the headquarters reported it to Boss Huang. Boss Huang didn't know who he contacted. Finally, when they returned to town, someone came forward to receive Zuckerberg and others, and led them to the sky.

Inside the Master's Mansion, I turned left and right and entered a passage marked "Tourist Stop". Finally, in an ordinary Zen courtyard, I met Zhang Jintao, the current abbot of the Master's Mansion.

"This is the 64th generation Zhang Tianshi Zhang Jintao!" the Taoist priest who was responsible for leading the way respectfully introduced in English.

"Oh, meet Master Zhang!" Zuckerberg also learned about Taoist etiquette these days, and then made a paradoxical etiquette.

"No! No! Taoist boy, please don't talk nonsense. Pindao is not the Sixty-Fourth Heavenly Master, Pindao is just the host of the Celestial Master's Mansion!" Zhang Jintao said calmly.

"This one is quite honest!" Li Chunlei said quietly in his heart.

After knowing that the VIP he was picking up was heading to Longhu Mountain, Li Chunlei naturally spent a lot of time looking up various information related to Longhu Mountain, including information about Zhang Jintao, the abbot of Tianshi Mansion.

Although this Zhang Jintao is indeed the state-recognized host of the Longhu Mountain Celestial Master's Mansion and is in charge of the huge Celestial Master's Mansion, the problem is that Zhang Jintao is not a direct descendant of the 63rd generation Celestial Master, but a descendant of the 63rd generation Celestial Master.

The grandson, that is, the daughter's son, whose real surname is Lu, is called Lu Jintao.

Tianshi Mansion has always been passed down according to the patriarchal bloodline. It is absolutely impossible to pass on the position of Tianshi to a grandson. This is the public opinion of the entire Taoism. Therefore, Zhang Jintao would never dare to claim to be Zhang Tianshi in front of outsiders. This

If word gets out, it will cause an uproar!
Chapter completed!