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Chapter 291 Hairless Mountain Monster(1/2)

"I'll go, it's spectacular!"

Zhao Hao stood in the donkey cart to build a pergola, and slowly entered the palace through the forty or fifty meters of looking out to the front of the team.

These people are all here to guess what kind of animal that skin is!

At this time, all the good people from the 18 cities of hundreds of miles and eighteen came.

It doesn’t matter whether or not to marry a princess is the main thing to guess where this slut comes from!

The incomprehensible desire to win and lose is jumped up~

Look at the lineup, tall, short, fat and thin, the youngest, the old one needs someone to carry...

"Uncle, you are so old that you are still here to join the princess's marriage?" Zhao Hao asked curiously.

The old man with no white hair left on his head and his eyes were turbid, no longer had teeth, and he held his mouth to catch it: "I can still do it~~~"

Zhao Hao: You are so old!

He was carrying his son on his back and explained, "I misunderstood. My father was a famous cobbler when he was young. He even handled the earth dragon skin and the sea dragon skin, so I came to see this cobbler that no one knew."

"Oh, it's amazing~"

Zhao Hao: So there are earth dragons and sea dragons in this world?

Thanks to Zhao Hao's foresight, he bought the donkey cart with a gold coin, so he could sit on the donkey cart and wait slowly. Not only could he rest, but he could also chat and fuck with the people next to him.

It took more than half an hour before Zhao Hao arrived at the palace gate.

I only found out that not everyone can participate in marriage.

Xiao Zhengtai and the old man directly sent out a big cake, or those who were obviously disabled were not allowed to participate.

No one dared to talk too much, after all, the first few people who talk too much were knocked out were still on the ground, with dozens of them.

Many of those guards are extraordinary people, although they only have one star in black iron, aren’t they just holding hands to pinch them against ordinary people?

Zhao Hao felt that this matter was extraordinary. After observing it, he saw that the old, weak, sick and disabled were driven away?

For example, the one not far behind you...

Damn, two meters tall, 5 meters tall, with a hunched body and arms over the knees, and his facial features are so ferocious that they can ward off evil spirits.

There was not a single hair on the bald head, but it had all kinds of bumps and edges, just like a hundred hammers being beaten on an iron felt. Xun Haiyasha's head was rounder than his.

The broken skin he was wearing was covered with stains, and the exposed skin seemed to have been covered with dirt that had not been bathed for several years, forming armor.

The smell was so good that it could faint from the person who had failed to smell. There were already many people around him who couldn't stand it, and they all rolled their eyes.

Is this a hairless mountain monster or a human-shaped troll?

To say that he is a savage, he is devalued! It is the crystallization of the mutation of Fukushima water after drinking it!

But even so, those guards did not eliminate him, but asked him to continue queuing through preliminary screening?

The princess's horsepower is so big, the headlights are big and round, and the engine is buzzing. It's not enough for a veteran driver to control it?!

Without time to think about it, Zhao Hao and a group of people entered the palace.

A dozen people were in groups, and they were conducting exciting prize-winning betting.

Zhao Hao observed from side to side and said that his people looked quite decent.

There are three people wearing iron armor, leather armor, and swords on their waists. There are also those carrying bows and arrows, painting clips and luggage rolls on their backs...

Taking advantage of the short time, Zhao Hao chatted with others, and that was really a great experience.

There are actually people living more than 500 kilometers away who come across the sea to participate in this grand event!

Those who don’t know would think that guessing the origin of Pizi can become an immortal!

Zhao Hao and the others looked at the decorations of the palace. On the front throne, there was a big-headed little king with a small head. He looked three rounds, four and five flat without any majesty. If it weren't for the gorgeous clothes and the crown on his head were gold, Zhao Hao would really find it difficult to regard him as a king.

This guy looks very excited. He feels like he is going to pass the game with a teenager who is about to draw ten consecutive games.

The princess sitting next to him was wearing a Baroque slutty skirt, which looked pretty. She had a pretty face and fair skin and beautiful appearance. She was so ugly that her two braids looked like two fried marijuana flowers that had been put on for a week.

At this time, the princess's expression was more complicated. On the one hand, she was a little expectant, but on the other hand, she was a little unspeakable nervous.

It would be a big trouble to get such a father. What if he was married to him by a cobbler, butcher, manure deductor, or beggar?

The first person to come forward was a man with a painting clip on his back. He was in his thirties and looked quite indecent, with a frosty face, and his clothes were old and his boots opened, which was very undecent.

The most important thing is that there is a thorn on his lips, which is impressive. It only adds an artistic atmosphere~

The mustache did not go straight to the skin, but opened the painting folder to let everyone appreciate his paintings.

After bragging for a while, he came to the skin to observe under the urging of the guards.

The skin was stretched to a wooden stand, two meters wide across the horizontal and vertical lines, looking one finger thick, with a dull purple pink color, and some capillary traces under the skin were clearly visible.

It looks greasy on the surface, and the touch is inexplicable.

Xiaomoustache has never seen such a kind of skin in her life. At this time, there is no way, so she can only bite the bullet and cover up one.

Try to pick the blind spots that are inconsistent.

"Uh, I guess it's sow skins over twenty years!"

"Haha!" The big head king clapped his hands, "No! Haha, no, right, wrong guess!"

That one seemed to be wrong and he had a prize.

The princess on one side also breathed a sigh of relief. After all, a down-and-out painter is indeed not the first choice.

She quietly looked at the knights in the crowd, and the particularly conspicuous Zhao Hao.

These are pretty good...

The bearded painter seemed to have a little too strong self-esteem. Seeing this, he felt that the king was humiliating him. He was so angry that he was trembling all over and had no choice but to go out.

At this moment, the king suddenly felt a chill coming to his heart, thinking that if he didn't do something, something might happen. He quickly shouted: "Slow down! Although you didn't guess the problem correctly, your painting skills are still good. If you don't mind, please be a court painter!"

The mustache was overjoyed, and a catastrophe was resolved~~~

Zhao Hao frowned slightly. The faint fluctuations just now were not my own illusion, right?

The second one is a swordsman wearing a weird mask, wearing a unique outfit and a long sword slung around his waist.

He claimed to be a swordsman from the North Plateau and was pursuing the ultimate swordsmanship.

He was very straightforward, and after carefully looking at the leather, he whispered: "The real master always has an apprentice's heart..."

As soon as these words were said, everyone was in awe and felt their temper soar.

Then the swordsman shouted: "This slut...I don't know!"

"Boom" everyone fell down!

Zhao Hao can be sure that the fluctuations he just perceived were not illusions.

"Next!"

Next is the young knight from a nearby country, Mr. Kakarot.

He is majestic and charming, and is very satisfying. The princess thinks he is a good candidate.

But this guy who calls himself the Holy Knight actually talks!

The princess's expression: (╯-_-)╯┴—┴

However, after licking the skin for a long time, the Holy Knight Kakarot guessed: "This skin should be a cub from the giant hippopotamus in the sad swamp. I licked it a few years ago!"

Unfortunately, he wasted a lot of saliva but he guessed wrongly~

The only gain is to taste the taste of this skin. This wave is not a loss~

Then there was the hunter Sid, who was carrying a bow and arrow. He looked shrewd and powerful, with sharp eyes as sharp as hawkeye.

The fur he handled had more wild beasts, and it is said that even monsters had hunted more than a dozen.

But even he wasn't sure, "I guess, this is the inner skin of the worm that is burrowing into the ground!"

"No, next!"

The next one is a young man dressed up in a gorgeous manner. His face was even coated with pink, his clothes were fancy and whistle, and his mouth was filled with a slight evil smile that was unique to a man.

This is a well-known soft-fried king, Gezibi. It is said that he had been dealing with six noble women and had not failed in March!

As soon as he came up, he only cared about glamoring the princess and grimly smiled. He had no interest in the sacred girl at all. What he wanted was to take down the princess herself. No matter who she married, it would be the same for him!

So I guessed something casually, "It should be a pink doe skin" and was coaxed.

But the king is not a ruthless person, so he ordered: "This man is quite interesting. He was castrated and sent to the palace to be a castrator~"

Brother Ruan Rice was dragged away screaming...

Zhao Hao has confirmed that there is something wrong with this skin. Every time someone speculates about what this skin is, some of his spirituality is absorbed by the skin! This is so weird!

Then there is a fat knight in front of Zhao Hao, who is a little fat, and is in his forties.

He is very gentlemanly and polite to others. His moustache shows his style. It's just that he's a bit sad, and his belly is a little ups and downs.

He was a nobleman in his country and made contributions to the Hanma.
To be continued...
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