314 Meng, this seat is here to support you
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Tang Sen held the phone and twisted his face into a bitter gourd shape: "Mom, I said just now. If you really hit me so that my mother doesn't know me, then you don't know me anymore. Is it really appropriate to hit me like this?"
My mother said angrily: "The child has grown up and knows he has complained to me. It's really unfilial."
"Hey! This has no necessary connection with unfilial piety." Tang Sen khan.
"Anyway, I think this queen is good, I can marry her." My mother returned to the topic: "Where can you find such a good woman? She is quite reliable. Hey? She told me next to me that marriage is not fake, the procedures are all real... You have to divorce someone... I will wipe your mother and warn you, if you dare to divorce her, see how I deal with you."
"So I just said, you are my mother. What are you going to make trouble for me if you want to wipe me?" Tang Sen was sweating profusely. He was not afraid of heaven or earth. Not as good as Tathagata was not afraid of the Jade Emperor. The only thing in the world is afraid of my mother. In fact, I am afraid of my mother is not really "fear" that my mother dealt with me. But out of respect and love for my mother alone, I didn't want to do anything that made her unhappy. Now when I heard my mother like this, I couldn't help but have a headache: "Hey, mom, you interfere with your son's freedom of marriage like this is not what a qualified mother should do."
"Anyway, I have never been qualified!" My mother said proudly: "If you take it out and say it, others will think I am unreliable."
"Don't be proud of such things!" Tang Sen Khan: "Anyway, I have to take control of my major marriage."
"Hmph, can you make the decision? Starting today, your marriage certificate will be kept by me. You must get your marriage certificate to the Civil Affairs Bureau to cancel your divorce? Isn't it? My mother took over the marriage certificate, and I see how you can get it back." My mother opened the video call, pointed the camera at herself, and in front of Tang Sen, she stuck her marriage certificate between her * and stuffed it into the ditch...
The so-called ditch will cause fire! My mother’s ditch is quite deep, just like a bone-eating one’s bones.
After she stuffed her marriage certificate, she laughed and said, "Xiao Sensen, how dare you snatch it from me?"
Tang Sen is so angry that he cheated on his father. How dare he be in that position? If he changes to a woman, Tang Sen would dare to interfere with his freedom in life. No matter how beautiful you are, no matter what status you are, no matter how naked you are, no matter how naked you say. If you say you are touching, no frowning, but he really dares to reach out to touch his mother's chest, he can only watch helplessly...
"Hahahahahaha, fight with me, Xiao Sensen, you are fourteen years early!" My mother slapped and hung up the video call.
Tang Sen swallowed speechlessly.
After a while, he suddenly understood what was going on and quickly called the queen: "Hey, Queen, are you at my house now?"
The queen said a little weakly: "Yes, I'll visit the imperial capital. I'll come to see my mother-in-law by the way... Husband, are you angry?"
"No, although I wanted to be angry just now, I suddenly don't know why I can't get angry." Tang Sen said helplessly: "My mother is a crazy person. What are you going to go crazy with her? Hurry up and manage your Xiliang Women's Country."
"The country has a parliament under its management, and my visit abroad is also a part of state affairs, and I have not neglected my duties."
"I don't care, come back quickly!" Tang Sen began to exercise the authority of "husband" and directly said to the queen in a tone of order: "Don't get together with my mother there. If you continue like this, I will be crazy."
"I want to be filial to my mother-in-law..."
Tang Sen said helplessly: "By the way, I have a Bai Ruoling in my house. Have you ever snatched each other when you meet?"
Queen Qi said, "Pinch? Why do you want to pinch? Isn't it natural for excellent men to marry many wives? Wang Ergou has married seven wives in our Xiliang Women's Kingdom... A man as good as your husband, you have married hundreds or eighty, oh, no, it should be thousands of them. I have seen sister Bai Ruoling, and said hello to her, but she didn't pinch her, but she seemed a little out of her mind and was stunned. I saw that she was in a bad mood and might need to travel abroad, so she invited her to Xiliang Women's Kingdom to play. She agreed with a dull face just now."
When Tang Sen heard this, he was shocked. It’s a trick. The queen wants to bring that sick girl here? My God!
"My mother-in-law just said that she is always a house wherever she lives. She plans to move into her daughter-in-law's house and stay at home. She also said she wants to come together."
The first thing Tang Sen thought of was oiling the soles of his feet. He ran away before these women came back. Unexpectedly, his mother's voice immediately rang out on the phone. It seemed that she had snatched the queen's cell phone: "Xiao Sensen, you must be thinking of running away now? Right? My son is better than mother. Before you stick your butt, my mother knows if you want to shit. Listen, don't run away, otherwise my mother wants you to look good."
Tang Sen did not withdraw now, so he had to give up the idea of applying oil to his feet and continue to accompany the rich lady and the maids to climb the mountain and the autumn outing.
Two days later, Tang Sen stood honestly at the Capital International Airport of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. The Queen One plane slowly landed in front of him. The cabin door opened and a large group of female soldiers came out one after another. Each female soldier was carrying a large bag of luggage. The luggage here was very strange, with various animation figures, robot models, CD boxes, and game cartridges... Tang Sen knew without guessing that this was my mother's luggage.
This unreliable woman has really brought all her belongings and plans to stay in the West Liang Women's Country.
After the female soldiers who moved things, my mother finally walked out of the cabin door. Tang Sen rarely saw her mother wearing clothes for a hundred years. Usually she was wearing pajamas. This time she had to go far, so she reluctantly changed into a suit. Her tight jeans and a short leather jacket looked very hot. Her long hair was full of wild waves, her face was light makeup, and her mouth... Huh? She was holding a toothpick in her mouth, which looked like a big sister-in-law.
My mother followed two women half a step behind, one left and one right, Bai Ruoling on the left, and Her Majesty the Queen on the right.
This position makes my mother look more like a queen!
The expression on my mother's face looked a bit fierce. She walked out of the plane and rushed towards Tang Sen.
Tang Sen just greeted: "Mom..."
Before he finished speaking, my mother had already kicked her over.
Tang Sen had ten thousand ways to avoid this kick, but he didn't. He was knocked down by one kick. Then his mother sat on him and hummed, "What an unfilial son. He ran to a country where all women were living and drinking. The queen who cheated on her and wanted to divorce. She was crazy. Mom would deal with you first."
It's you who are crazy! Tang Sen wants to cry without tears, but... his long-lost mother sat on him, rubbing around and around, reminding him of the happy life he had experienced since childhood, and he was very happy in his heart. Sure enough, he didn't see his mother for a long time, and he still missed her very much and wanted to be intimate with her for a while.
My mother pulled Tang Sen's collar up, but turned to ask the queen: "Your country really allows polygamy?"
"Yes! It's not allowed, but please do this, otherwise men will not be enough." Her Majesty the Queen said with a serious look: "Even if men can be imported from the Tang Dynasty in the future, considering that everything must be done step by step and cannot be extreme at once, we will not import men very quickly. We must make a hundred-year plan. So... within a hundred years, there should not be too many men in our country. Every man has the obligation to marry a few more women, so that we can ensure the maximum use of resources and not waste it."
My mother said happily: "I like this policy very much." She brought Tang Sen over and pointed to the crowd around her and said: "Little Sen Sen, keep your eyes open and find a few more daughters-in-law for my mother. Well... I think that Secretary of State is not bad, you can take it together... Also, this female special forces here is very pleasing to you, my mother allows you to take it away. Oh, and, the little cleaner over there is quite tender..."
This... You really have a good view of your status, from princes and nobles to peddlers and barons. Tang Sen is no longer able to complain.
In a happy and peaceful atmosphere, Bai Ruoling was alone and stupid. She was completely confused. She had no idea about the situation. After thinking hard for a long time, she finally realized that the situation in front of her was extremely dangerous.
Bai Ruoling retreated to the corner where no one noticed, picked up his cell phone, and dialed a mysterious phone number: "Hey, Empress Shiji, hello, I am Bai Ruoling. I have used your white bone armor. Do you still remember?"
Empress Shiji said, "Of course I remember, that's why I left you a phone number. Is there anything wrong?"
Bai Ruoling said with a sad face: "It's not a good thing. Tang Sen suddenly has a wife. She is still the queen of a country. She is very cool. I can't compare to it. What should I do?"
Empress Shiji was shocked: "Do you want white bone armor? I will lend you again. Wouldn't you just put on the armor and chop the woman up?"
Bai Ruoling cried, "This is a treatment of symptoms but not a root cause. Tang Sen came to a country that supports polygamy. Even the mother-in-law is now standing on the polygamy system, and advised Tang Sen to marry a few more...wuwu..."
When Empress Shiji heard this, she suddenly became happy: "Oh? Then is he willing to marry a few more?"
"I don't know... ordinary men will definitely be willing." Bai Ruoling said with a sad face: "What should I do?"
Empress Shiji stopped talking and began to think quickly in her mind: This is a good opportunity, I thought I wouldn't have my share, but... since it's polygamy, don't I have a chance here too? Hahaha, dress up beautifully, maybe I can be selected.
Empress Shiji pretended to be elegant and said, "Bai Ruoling, hold on, don't be afraid, I will come to Xiliang Women's Kingdom to support you!" After hanging up the phone, she immediately jumped happily to the front of the wardrobe: "What should I wear to see Tang Sen?" (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!