The twentieth cute, don't have evil thoughts
The morning sun was not hot, it was warm, Tang Sen and his group left the lake and returned to the highway. Without a long road, they walked to the next town.
As he walked, Sun Wukong became impatient: "It's really troublesome to walk. Let me, Old Sun, drive somersault clouds and take you all to Lingshan in an instant."
"Don't do this. I'm going to travel and expand my experiences, not to marry a wife in Lingshan." Tang Sen said angrily: "It doesn't matter whether to go to Lingshan or not. You have to walk slowly to learn more... If you arrive as soon as you fly, what's that?"
As he said that, Tang Sen walked to the side of the road, squatted beside a wheat field, and chatted with the old farmer in the field: "Uncle, how many acres of land do you have in your family? How much wheat can be produced per acre? How is wheat harvested? How much does it cost per kilogram?"
It was rare for the old farmer to see a college student in the city to ask him for advice in a low voice and started chatting with a smile. Tang Sen wrote down everything the old farmer said in his notebook, and he couldn't help but feel secretly happy: It was indeed right to go out and have no idea about the wheat yield per mu, market price, and sowing harvest in the past, which has increased a little more knowledge.
"It's right to increase knowledge, but it's too slow to go like this." Sun Wukong said unhappily: "It will take at least ten years to go to the west."
"More than ten years are precious to me in a flash of fingers." Tang Sen smiled and said, "There is no way, my bicycle was broken by the pursuers of the Heavenly Court. When I arrive at the next town, I will buy another bicycle."
"That..." Xiao Bailong suddenly whispered: "If... if... don't dislike it, the little woman... can turn into a bicycle."
"Scared?" Tang Sen and Sun Wukong Daqi: "Why are you going to become that?"
"I... I want to help you as much as possible, but I am not good at fighting, so I can only help you from other aspects." Xiao Bailong's snow-white face turned red: "I can't eat it."
Tang Sen pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "This guy has been eating my free food all the time. You can learn from her."
Xiao Bailong shook his head and said, "She... it is wrong for her to do that, so people should not learn it."
Sun Wukong: “…”
Tang Sen said: "You are a girl, it's so bad that you become a bicycle. You have to roll on the ground if you go from the ground..."
The little white dragon shook his head: "That's better than eating vain!"
"Uh... I will ride it even if I become a bicycle... Isn't that good?"
Xiao Bailong said shyly: "It's okay to have no evil thoughts in his heart. Then again, you... can you... have evil thoughts on a bicycle?"
Tang Sen thought about this matter seriously, and a strange picture immediately appeared in his mind. A man was rubbing desperately against a bicycle, and there was a box of paper money next to him. The picture was too beautiful and could not be seen at all.
Tang Sen had to cover his face and said, "Okay, you won. No one in this world can beat a bicycle, so that's not something that people do."
Xiao Bailong nodded, Tang Sen felt a flash in front of him, and the delicate and well-behaved little white dragon girl disappeared, replaced by a cute bicycle, painted all over, even the tires and cushions were white, and there was a beautiful and beautiful little cathead on the front fork, just like the decorations on the bicycle.
"Come on!" It was obviously a bicycle, but it made a gentle female voice.
Tang Sen smiled bitterly, turned over and rode on the bicycle. Indeed, if there is no evil thought in his heart, there is nothing wrong with riding it on it. It is just a white bicycle, but what's interesting is that the bicycle under him trembles...
"Hey, you told me not to have evil thoughts, but why did you shake yourself?" Tang Sen sweated heavily.
"Because...because...because...because people become bicycles, you can easily do without evil thoughts. But you still maintain the appearance of a man, and of course there will inevitably be a little...no...can't adapt..."
Tang Sen: “…”
Sun Wukong: “…”
Well, men have no evil thoughts, but women have...
Tang Sen gently pedaled the pedal. Thinking that this bicycle was changed by a girl, he didn't dare to use his strength. The bicycle walked very slowly, rubbing on the road like a snail...
"More force!" The little white dragon's voice sounded.
Tang Sen: “…”
"Hurry!"
Tang Sen: “…”
"Don't be pity for others!"
Tang Sen went crazy: "I'm dizzy. If you don't speak, no one will regard you as a mute. Your inexplicable lines seriously mislead my thinking."
"Ah? Is there anything wrong with what the little woman said just now?" Xiao Bailong asked naively.
"No... there is nothing wrong with you, it's my fault." Tang Sen covered his face: "It's my thoughts that are too dirty. I'm really sorry to the people, the country, and the party."
The bicycle finally got faster and ran along the road through the fields. Sun Wukong used his magical powers and followed the car with big steps. Seeing that she was walking slowly every step, she could keep up with the running bike, which was really weird.
A car drove by on the road, and a woman's head was stretched out from the window, pointing at Tang Sen and shouting excitedly: "Wow, look, there is a handsome guy riding a white bicycle. The picture is so beautiful. I really want to sit in his back seat and hold his waist... Huh? Why is there a little loli following behind?"
Things like this happened at least five or six times along the way, and there were more and more vehicles on the road. Tang Sen knew that the town was about to arrive, so he slowed down the speed of the bicycle slightly so as not to walk too fast and make people suspicious. Before lunch time, he finally entered the bustling and lively city.
It has been 500 years since Sun Wukong re-entered the place where humans live. Looking around, it was all things he didn't know... The house could be built so high, and the carriages on the streets were no longer needed, the roads were built so wide, and traffic lights flashed at the intersection... The novel world saw her standing blankly, in a daze.
"Hey, don't be idle, let's find a fast food restaurant for a meal first." Tang Sen smiled and said, "Don't think about eating too good things, I don't have much money."
There was a stall selling fried rice and small noodles on the roadside. Tang Sen pushed the bicycle and walked to the side of the stall with Sun Wukong.
The boss greeted enthusiastically: "What do you two want to order?"
Tang Sen smiled and said, "Fried rice with shredded potatoes and pork, three servings!"
"Huh? Don't you have only two people?"
"Well, there is someone else coming soon." Tang Sen pushed the bicycle into the alley next to him. When he came out, he turned to walk out side by side with the little white dragon girl.
The boss looked at the beautiful woman who suddenly appeared and couldn't help but be stunned: "Strange? When did a beautiful girl get into the alley?"
Sun Wukong slapped the table: "Hey! Shopkeeper, why are you so upset? Serve my old Sun quickly."
"Oh, little loli wait, it'll be fine soon." The boss put away his doubts and concentrated on cooking the rice.
Sun Wukong's little mouth pouted: "What, I, Sun, is over 500 years old, and actually calls me a little loli?"
Tang Sen smiled and said, "Who told you that you are only less than 1.3 meters tall? In the eyes of humans, you are just a loli. If you want to be tall, first of all, grow taller."
"My old Sun is born with height and can't grow taller." Sun Wukong snorted.
"Okay, eat soon. After eating, we have to go to the supermarket to purchase. We have to prepare the food we need from this town to the next town. We have to add two sleeping bags and buy two more tents." Tang Sen smiled and said, "We also have to find a place to charge all my electronic devices... we are busy enough."
Twenty minutes later, the three of them came to the nearest supermarket and walked into the door. Sun Wukong looked at the shelves, and his chin fell to the ground with a "splash": "Oh, humans have developed so fast over the past 500 years."
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Journey to the West Diary:
Human development is changing with each passing day. Even if you don’t study for a year, a month, or even a week, you will feel like you are thrown away by the times.
Looking at the novel electronic devices all over the streets, you feel that you can't keep up. When you hear pop songs on the streets and alleys, you feel that you can't keep up. When you hear some steamed buns made of potatoes sold in supermarkets recently, you still feel that you can't keep up with the times...
My feeling is pretty good. When Sun Wukong was suppressed for 500 years, when she first entered a modern metropolis, when she saw the dazzling array of shelves in the supermarket... Her inner shock is imaginable...
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is probably what she is feeling now.
I felt regretful for the 500 years she lost, and I also felt a little dissatisfied with the Daleiyin Temple that suppressed her for 500 years. Perhaps, I went to the West not only for my own travel, but also asked Miss Rulai, what did Wukong do wrong, and you want to treat her like this?
If possible, I hope to help her gain a foothold in the new world as soon as possible and let her live a wonderful life again...
Tang Sen
Chapter completed!