Chapter 31 This pig's head is not right
Yun Moming came to Gaolaozhuang and discovered the real pig Gangli at a glance.
He turned into a fat black man and was working in the field.
Yun Moming flew down and asked, "Zhu Gangli, have you gotten married?"
"Brother Yun!?" Zhu Gangli was really surprised when he saw Yun Moming, "Why are you here?"
Although the two were not very familiar with each other, Yun Moming was his old boss after all, and he had to show his due respect.
So he immediately pleased him again: "I haven't seen you for many days, Brother Yun is still charming!"
"The charm still exists!" Yun Moming frowned immediately after hearing this.
Oh, I remember, Zhu Gangli has no culture and likes to use idioms indiscriminately!
This guy joined the Heavenly Court Navy through the back door and became a civilian.
In order to pretend to be full of knowledge, a few idioms pop up when they speak.
Unfortunately, his mastery of idioms is too poor and he often uses it wrong without knowing it.
My colleagues were embarrassed to correct him, so this guy was getting more and more excited on the wrong path, letting himself go...
In the end, when using the idiom "praise" Chang'e, he made people angry and directly sued the Jade Emperor...
As a result, he was beaten and demoted...
"Oh, don't praise me in idioms! I also followed the scriptures..." Yun Moming replied casually and asked again: "Have you got married?"
Zhu Gangli was stunned and replied, "No...what happened?"
This guy hasn't married into the Gao family yet... Then it would be more troublesome to explain Gao Cuilan's matter...
Yun Moming sighed secretly and turned to look at the jade rabbit.
Yutu raised her chin and snorted: "Didn't you say Gao Cuilan would marry Zhu Gangli? I see how you make it up..."
Yun Moming said helplessly: "I didn't make it up! Isn't this time yet..."
Zhu Gangli was confused when he heard this and couldn't help asking: "Brother Yun, what are you talking about is Gao Taigong's youngest daughter, Gao Cuilan?"
"That's right!" Yun Moming nodded, "Has Gao Tai's family started to recruit son-in-law?"
Zhu Gangli said, "This is true. The youngest daughter of the Gao family is already twenty years old and has not yet been married. Gao Taigong is anxious to hire a son-in-law to support the family and work as a cattle and horse."
When a cow is a horse! Yun Moming frowned and asked again: "Are you interested?"
"No." Zhu Gangli actually shook his head, "I have vowed to Guanyin Bodhisattva to promise to be a disciple of Tang Sanzang and accompany him to the West to obtain scriptures. How can I stay in the Gao family as my son-in-law? And the Bodhisattva also promised me that after the matter is completed, I will make me prosperous and do whatever I want!"
A vow of success!? Good guy, it’s really not unfair to get beaten!
Yun Moming sighed sadly: It seems that his plan has turned yellow again. This Zhu Gangli is not lustful enough and just wants to make money by getting promoted!
The jade rabbit snorted again: "You continue to fool you, I want to see how you asked Gao Cuilan to marry a monk!"
Yun Moming could only argue: "Even if Gao Cuilan didn't marry Zhu Gangli, she wouldn't marry me! She had never seen me before, so don't worry about this nostalgic business..."
"No! I must see what Gao Cuilan looks like!" Yutu refused to give up and insisted on meeting her imaginary rival, "Take me to that Gao Taigong!"
"If you want to go, you can go by yourself, I won't go anyway!" Yun Moming had already made up his mind that as long as he didn't see Gao Cuilan, he would not cause trouble.
Yutu sneered, "You are guilty! If you don't dare to go, I will follow you and stare at you at any time!"
"Ah!?" Yun Moming couldn't help but be scared.
At the critical moment, the system asked again:
【Please listen to the question!】
[The classic incident of Journey to the West, Zhu Wuneng bears his wife, who is he who bears it?]
【1, Gao Cuilan】
【2, Tang Sanzang】
【3, Sun Wukong】
【4, Pan Jinlian】
"Oh!" Yun Moming couldn't help but sigh.
This time the system at least named Zhu Wuneng and did not use the ambiguous title of "Master Tianpeng".
But this question cannot prove your innocence! It is meaningless to answer whether you answer or not.
The tortured Jade Rabbit became clever. This time, he didn't answer the questions. He just looked at Yun Moming and Zhu Gangli.
And Zhu Gangli was thinking secretly:
Zhu Wuneng is the Dharma name that Guanyin Bodhisattva just gave me, and this supreme heavenly book actually asked me...
But I am single and have no wife!
I heard that the Supreme Book of Heaven can predict the future... Could it be that I, Lao Zhu, returned to secular life and married a wife?
Who is it?
Zhu Gangli is of course very curious.
Because I was about to set out to seek the scriptures, Gao Cuilan was obviously impossible, so I will rule it out first.
It is even more impossible for Tang Sanzang to do whatever he wants. How could he do something with his master? It is unbearable to imagine it!
As for Sun Wukong... I think I have heard of it, it’s a monkey, right? Exclude!
So the answer can only be Pan Jinlian.
Just listening to this name, it should be a beauty, it seems that she is not a loss...
Because he felt very sure, Zhu Gangli replied: "Choose 4! Pan Jinlian!"
result……
"Aoao!!!" Zhu Gangli immediately let out a scream like a pig slaughtering.
He successfully helped Yutu eliminate a confusing option.
Of course, Yutu also ruled out Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong first, and it was obvious that it was Gao Cuilan!
Unexpectedly, Yun Moming did not lie, Gao Cuilan really married Zhu Gangli...
Just as she felt that she had wronged Brother Moming, she heard Yun Moming answer: "Choose 3...Sun Wukong..."
【Response is correct!】
"Ah!!!?" Yutu was stunned on the spot.
"Hey, don't be excited..." Yun Moming waved his hand quickly, "Sun Wukong is not his wife, he just became his wife..."
Yutu stared blankly and asked, "Who is his wife?"
Yun Moming said: "Of course it's Gao Cuilan."
"Scammer! Am I that easy to cheat?" But Yutu didn't believe it at all. "The Supreme Book of Heaven does not mention the deformed things at all, it's just you made up it yourself!"
"Does this still need to be suspicious?" Yun Moming was extremely helpless, "Move your rabbit brain well... How could Zhu Gangli marry Sun Wukong? Apart from the transformation technique, how do you explain it!?"
Jade Rabbit only said: "How is it impossible! Long Yang's habit and the goodness of breaking sleeves, have you never heard of it??"
"Hiss...What's your little rabbit's mind? Why is it so not simple?" Yun Moming frowned deeply, "You go and ask Zhu Gangli, do you think he is willing!"
The jade rabbit lowered his head to look at the pig Gangli.
Zhu Gangli was still lying on the ground and twitching. He opened his mouth with difficulty and asked, "Well, how does Sun Wukong look?"
"I'll go! Is this something you should care about??" Yun Moming really wanted to go up and kick him, "You should agree with my point of view! It's a transfiguration! Transfiguration!!"
"Oh, oh..." Zhu Gangli shivered a few times, then changed his words and asked, "Is Sun Wukong's transformation technique... so clever? Can he use falsehood to be true, right?"
"Oh..." Yun Moming was about to go crazy.
He had already seen that something was wrong with this pig Gangli, so he had to stay away from him in the future!
"I never expected that Zhu Gangli's wife was actually Sun Wukong..." Yutu's face was solemn, and she shook her head, "Brother Moming is also the number one gangster in the Heavenly Court... The team chosen by Tathagata is really terrifying..."
...
Sun Wukong, who had just walked to the gate of Gaolaozhuang, couldn't help but sneeze.
Chapter completed!