Chapter 20 Money can make a ghost run the mill
Sun Wukong was quick to do things and soon stole a horse from heaven, without knowing it.
Yun Moming handed the peach to Sun Wukong and instructed: "Just tell Tang Sanzang that this white horse was transformed by the white dragon in Yingchoujian. Do you remember?"
"Remember." Sun Wukong took the peach and nodded repeatedly.
Yun Moming emphasized again: "Whoever asks along the way will insist that this is the White Dragon Horse!"
"Brother Yun, don't worry, I, Sun, will never betray you." Sun Wukong patted his chest.
So, Sun Wukong led the horse back to Tang Sanzang and fooled him according to Yun Moming's instructions.
Tang Sanzang naturally had no doubts.
His previous mount was a good horse given by the King of Tang, but compared with the BMW in front of him, he was simply a donkey!
"Fat and strong, and extraordinary! It's indeed a dragon horse! You can get to the west as soon as possible by riding it!" Tang Sanzang was extremely happy, "Then let's continue on the road!"
"No, no hurry." Yun Moming suddenly raised his hand, "I'll have a meal with my friend first."
"Ah? Eat?" Tang Sanzang was stunned.
Yun Moming stomped his feet on the ground, chanted a spell, and called several nearby mountain gods.
"Do you recognize me, Yun Moming?" Yun Moming glanced at several mortal gods.
"Recognize it!" A mountain god smiled, "Erlang Zhenjun and Tota Tianwang have already passed down the words, so that we can wait for the order at any time..."
My buddies are really thoughtful... Yun Moming smiled secretly, took out the Ruyi treasure bag given by Yang Jian, and took out a handful of gold and silver cakes from it.
"Please help me prepare a table of wine and food, more beef and mutton..." Yun Moming distributed gold and silver to several little gods, "You can keep the remaining gold and silver for yourself."
"Ahhhh, thank you, the immortal! Thank you, the immortal!" The mountain gods and land were very excited.
As the saying goes, money can make the devil push the grind, and the gods and immortals in the world also need money.
Especially in these remote mountain god lands, the "advotions" that can be received usually are pitifully small and life is quite difficult.
They have limited magic power and cannot use gold techniques. How can they make money?
It is so joyful to meet a fairy like Yun Moming who is willing to pay for him!
The mountain gods and lands acted separately, either hunting or purchasing, and soon helped Yun Moming create a sumptuous banquet.
Cattle, sheep, roe, deer, chicken, duck, fish and shrimp, vegetables, fruits and vegetables, everything is available!
"Come on, please sit down." Yun Moming invited the Dragon King and Luo Xue to enjoy it together.
"Thank you, my husband! I'm not polite to Lao Long!" The Jinghe Dragon King, who has been in a decent meal recently, hasn't eaten a decent meal for a long time.
Luo Xue also smiled and took the initiative to pour wine for Yun Moming.
"Oh, they are all their own family, don't talk about etiquette." Yun Moming raised his hand to block the wine glass, "Just just eat and drink by yourself."
Luo Xue lowered her head and said softly: "My kindness is so kind that I am so terrified and uneasy, and I have taken care of our father and daughter many times.
Yun Moming smiled and said, "It's not worth mentioning... Besides, you have helped me with the crime?"
The Dragon King of Jinghe held Yun Moming's hand and said tremblingly: "If my benefactor doesn't dislike him, I'm willing..."
Yun Moming was just waiting for the Dragon King to send his daughter, but unexpectedly he said, "I am willing to become a brother of a different surname with my benefactor! Live and die together!"
"Ah?" Yun Moming couldn't help but curl his lips.
The Dragon King of Jinghe looked at Luo Xue again and ordered: "Come on, call uncle!"
"No, no!" Yun Moming quickly stopped the Dragon King of Jinghe, "I'm not that old! I'm about the same age as Luo Xue!"
The Dragon King of Jinghe is really unreliable! No wonder he can lose his life by making a bet with someone!
Fortunately, Luo Xue didn't scream, but just smiled helplessly.
It seems that she has long been used to her father's nonsense...
"Eat and eat! Talk while eating!" In order to resolve the embarrassment, Yun Moming first picked up a duck leg and started to chew it.
"Okay, OK!" The Dragon King of Jinghe opened his mouth wide and swallowed a roasted whole lamb...
...
The three of them have food and drinks, while Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong on the other side are eating dry food.
"Master..." Sun Wukong swallowed, "Why don't we go over and eat together?"
"No!" Tang Sanzang immediately stopped him, "Since you have become a monk, you are a monk, how can you drink alcohol and eat meat? Just eat dry food with me honestly!"
"Ouch..." Sun Wukong scratched his head and finally took out the precious peach from his arms.
He had never been willing to eat, but when he saw Yun Moming eating and drinking, he couldn't help it...
"Hey, do you still have peaches?" Tang Sanzang noticed immediately, "Come on, divide it into half of the teacher."
"Ah? I finally got this..." Sun Wukong was reluctant, "Master, you can eat dry food..."
"How could you be an apprentice like this? Do you know how to respect your master?" Tang Sanzang's tone sank, "It's not a master who robs you, I'm still reluctant to let go of half of it?"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but hesitate.
Tathagata had long painted a big cake for him, promising to get promoted and raise salaries after obtaining the scriptures, and his future was bright.
He has to go with Tang Sanzang for a long time, and he really can't make the relationship tense...
After thinking about it, Sun Wukong finally broke off a small half of the peaches and handed them to Tang Sanzang.
"Yeah, this is not half enough... Forget it, I recognize your filial piety..." Tang Sanzang took the peach and started eating it slowly.
Yun Moming didn't know about this at all. He was having a happy chat with Luo Xue.
As we chatted, we talked about Luo Xue’s wedding arrangements intentionally or unintentionally.
"Luo Xue is my favorite little daughter, I can't bear to marry her far away..." The Dragon King of Jinghe was a little drunk, "I plan to recruit her a son-in-law..."
"Ah?" Yun Moming was unexpectedly arrived again.
If I got together with Luo Xue... wouldn't I become the "Dragon King Son-in-law"!?
Why does this title sound so unbearable?
Just as I was thinking about it, the system began to take advantage of the topic again:
【Please listen to the question!】
[In Journey to the West, which of the following people has not been a son-in-law?]
【1, Bull Demon King】
【2, Zhu Bajie】
【3, Yellow Robe Monster】
【4, Nine-headed insect】
Hearing this mysterious voice, the Dragon King of Jinghe and Luo Xue were stunned at the same time.
"Don't panic, don't panic, it's the Supreme Book..." Yun Moming could only explain this way, "Wait until I think about it, let's get an answer..."
"My benefactor, I know the answer!" The Dragon King of Jinghe suddenly spoke, "The Bull Demon King has never been a son-in-law, choose 2!"
then……
"Ahhhh--" The Dragon King of Jinghe screamed and fell to the ground.
If Yun Moming hadn't pressed the table with quick eyes and hands, the food on this table would have been unsustainable.
What should Hu choose? This old dragon is too good at killing himself!
The Bull Demon King clearly became the son-in-law of the Long Live Fox King... In theory, this is also the big news in the mortal demon world, but the Dragon King of Jinghe didn’t even know it!
Seeing the miserable situation of the Dragon King, Luo Xue was shocked and scared, and was at a loss for a moment.
"It's okay! It only hurts for a while, just carry it over!" Yun Moming comforted Luo Xue and replied, "Choose 3, the yellow-robed monster!"
Zhu Bajie is the most famous son-in-law of Journey to the West, and everyone knows it.
The Nine-Headed Insect is also called the Nine-Headed Prince Consort, and is the son-in-law of the All Sacred Dragon King of Bibotan. In the TV series, he also cuckolded the little white dragon...
Although the yellow-robed monster became the son-in-law of Baoxiang Kingdom, he had his own cave and was not a son-in-law.
【Response is correct!】
Yun Moming harvested another immortal pill.
Chapter completed!