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Chapter 2

Since the Jade Emperor and Li Jing have been ruled out, the only suspects are Yun Moming and Yang Jian.

"Absolutely not me! I swear!" Yang Jian raised his head and raised his chest, and was righteous.

"It's not me!" Yun Moming was also full of confidence.

The knowledge questions and answers involve events in Journey to the West, and they are things that have not happened yet. Of course, Yun Moming is not afraid of any investigation.

Seeing that neither of them admitted it, Li Jing suggested: "Your Majesty, you only need to invite Fairy Chang'e to know just by asking."

"Yes, you will know it once you ask!" Yang Jian was eager to prove his innocence.

"Okay, no problem!" Yun Moming also agreed of course.

The Jade Emperor thought for a while and waved his hand and said, "It's not right or wrong, it's about reputation. Fairy Chang'e will definitely not admit it... If she wanted to say it, she would have come to complain to me long ago..."

Li Jing hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is thorough in thinking, but I am the one who hastily..."

Seeing that the matter could not be investigated, Yang Jian was anxious and pointed at Yun Moming and scolded: "We two brothers, don't destroy my reputation! If you are a man, you will admit this matter and I can plead for you!"

"I really didn't do it! Alas, no, right... Have you ever noticed that the voice just now asked Journey to the West..." The clever Yun Moming quickly came up with a way to resolve it, "What is Journey to the West? This matter may not be related to us!"

"Hey, my dear words are reasonable..." The Jade Emperor couldn't help but nod.

"This Journey to the West sounds like a biography... Maybe it's a certain heavenly book? I heard that there is a strange holy object in the six realms called the Supreme Heavenly Book. It can send human words and predict future events..." Li Jing frowned and thought, "Is the question that just now raised the Supreme Heavenly Book? Since our names are all in the title, there must be mystery in it..."

"How can there be any mystery?" Yun Moming quickly interrupted Li Jing, "The Supreme Book of Heaven is even more rumor!"

Yang Jian was half-believing and half-doubted, just staring at Yun Moming and asked: "You really haven't teased Chang'e?"

"Just kidding, I'm just drinking with you except to work, so how can I have time to tease Chang'e?" Yun Moming said righteously, "I haven't even touched her rabbit!"

"Ahem, this matter has ended here!" The Jade Emperor had regained his former majesty and slowly raised his hand, "No one is allowed to make any statement about today! As the lord of the Three Realms, I have never been so humiliated. I must find out the real murderer behind this scene!"

As he was speaking, the terrifying sound of the system sounded again!

【Please listen to the question!】

[In Journey to the West, it is mentioned that the Jade Emperor's sister was slept with a mortal. What is the surname of a mortal?]

【1, cow】

【2, Horse】

【3, Yang】

【4, Cloud】

The Jade Emperor's face turned green in an instant!

Yang Jian's face turned blue too!

Of course they know the answer...

The Jade Emperor's sister, Sifan, came to the world in the early years and found the mortal Yang Jun to live a shameless life. She gave birth to a son, which was Erlang Shen Yang Jian!

Yun Moming was also confused.

The system asked this question, as if it was to prove that all the questions were related to the current world!

It seems that this garbage system is not too stupid, at least it is the degree of artificial intelligence (blockage)...

Everyone was silent for a while, only Yun Moming murmured in a low voice: "It should not be Yun's surname, it really has nothing to do with me..."

He still didn't dare to rush to say the answer, for fear of causing trouble.

[Answer time is about to end, ten, nine, eight...]

Finally, Yang Jian said, "Choose 3, Yang..."

【Response is correct!】

With the voice, a golden light flashed in Yang Jian's hand and a fairy pill emerged.

The system completely proves the authenticity of the problem.

"Cough cough cough..." The Jade Emperor no longer dared to provoke the system and changed his words: "I guess this is the supreme existence of the six realms, the Supreme Heavenly Book... The Heavenly Book is coming to the world, which is a sign of great auspiciousness. I have a shallow cultivation, so I would like to ask the Supreme Heavenly Book for advice..."

However, the "Supreme Book" did not respond.

Everyone didn't mention teasing Chang'e anymore, they just wanted to run away quickly, so they stopped the banquet and ended in a hurry.

Yun Moming returned to his residence and whispered: "System! Stop the Q&A mode and switch back!"

But the system doesn't make a sound.

"System! Let's stop making trouble, you can turn the volume down..."

It seems that the relationship has completely broken up and the system ignores him at all.

Yun Moming thought about it carefully for a while and felt that this question-and-answer system was nothing scary.

The matter of teasing Chang'e seems to have passed, but what else does Marshal Tianpeng have to do?

No matter how many questions you ask, will it still affect me?

I just stay in heaven and don’t go to obtain scriptures, what can you do to me?

"Haha, bird system, I can do those questions. If you have the ability, please ask me again!" Yun Moming was full of confidence and only planned to wait for the system to ask questions again and try a few elixirs.

However, the system will remain silent for the next few days.

On this day, Yun Moming suddenly received news that the newly appointed general of roller blinds accidentally touched the Jade Emperor's face when rolling the door curtain. He was beaten by the Jade Emperor in a very bad mood and demoted to the mortal world!

Good guy, the main plot of Journey to the West continues!

Yun Moming couldn't help but worry that even if he, Marshal Tianpeng, would not tease Chang'e, might suffer for other reasons.

No, never!

My destiny is up to me, but my god!

After careful consideration, he decided to resign!

That’s right, as long as I’m not Marshal Tianpeng, I will never be implicated in the main plot!

Yun Moming immediately wrote a resignation on the grounds that he was unable to command the navy and submitted it.

Unfortunately, the resignation submitted by him was quickly rejected by the Jade Emperor.

There are only two words for the reply: "No obstacle"!

After spending these days in the Heavenly Court, Yun Moming can understand it.

From the great marshals of the Heavenly Kings to the small soldiers and generals guarding the Tianmen, everyone made a living by making a living and hardly worked hard.

Moreover, the class has long been solidified, and there are relatives everywhere, so no matter how hard the people below work, they can't get through.

For example, Yang Jian, the elite of the Heavenly Court, is the nephew of the Jade Emperor;

And those rising stars of Nezha are all second-generation officials!

Heaven is safe all year round. As for whether the navy under Marshal Tianpeng’s command is well trained and how powerful it is, no one cares!

In this case, even if a thief attacks the Heavenly Court, the heavenly soldiers and generals pretend to resist and will never go up and fight to the death... No wonder the monkey can make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace...

The plan to voluntarily resign failed, and Yun Moming could only adopt the second plan - passive dismissal.

He carefully studied the laws of the heavenly court and found that beating the immortals and teasing the fairies were all serious crimes and would inevitably be demoted to the mortal world;

But if you bully an immortal mount pet, it is not a big mistake, and the punishment is generally a demotion.

Considering that the pets of many immortals are too fierce and they are prone to suffer losses, Yun Moming finally reached out to Chang'e's rabbit...

While Chang'e was not in Guanghan Palace, Yun Moming sneaked in and caught Yutu and beat him up.

The jade rabbit could not withstand such ravages and quickly turned into a human form. It was a petite and cute young girl with twin buns.

She flushed and asked in panic: "Master Tianpeng, what are you doing?"

"Hehe, of course I'm bullying you..." Yun Moming smiled evilly, "You can sue me just! Go and go!"

Yutu was stunned and said shyly: "Actually, I have wanted to find a partner and cooperate with dual cultivation so that I can become an immortal as soon as possible... Since the marshal, oh no, since Brother Mo Ming also has this intention, I am naturally happy... But this matter should not be known to outsiders. We still need to make an appointment to have a try to meet dual cultivation every day..."

"Ah!?" Yun Moming was stunned for a moment.

"I heard that Brother Mo Ming's chest muscles and abdominal muscles are perfect, can you let me take a look first?" Yutu took the initiative to come up and pull Yun Mo Ming's robe.

Yun Moming finally realized that this jade rabbit was a nerd! No wonder she had to throw a ball to find the prince consort after she got down!

"No, no! Please respect yourself...ah..." Yun Moming couldn't resist it, so he turned around and ran away.
Chapter completed!
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