Chapter 181: I finally cheated the monk
"It must be the master! I've all entered the house with the queen..." Zhu Bajie felt that he was sure to win, "Maybe he's broken the precept now!"
"This... isn't that fast?" Sha Wujing hesitated a little.
Zhu Bajie said: "Master claims that he has not leaked a little Yuanyang, and now he is sharpening his guns in the face of battle, how can he not be happy!"
"Hiss..." Sha Wujing could not refute and looked at Yun Moming again, "Brother Yun, are you right?"
"Uh, I'll think about it first..." Yun Moming rubbed his forehead.
He is not so clear about the plot of the zaju version of "Journey to the West". If I remember correctly, this question... is actually a multi-choice question!
Those who broke the precepts in the Kingdom of Women should be Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing!
There were many dirty jokes in the zaju at that time, so it was normal for such a plot to happen...
But there have never been many questions before, and the system suddenly increased the difficulty again?
Yun Moming was not sure for a moment and could only say: "Why do I think... are you two more likely?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Zhu Bajie shook his head quickly, "I have no interest in these women!"
Sha Wujing immediately questioned: "Second Brother, when you saw the Queen of Xiliang just now, you were drooling!"
Zhu Bajie defended himself: "Then, you can't attack your master's wife! I still have a bottom line, unlike someone who always cares about other people's wife..."
"What?" Sha Wujing frowned, "Who are you talking about?"
"Haha!" Zhu Bajie snorted, "Everyone understands it!"
Sha Wujing pursed her lips and didn't bother with her senior brother. She went to ask Yun Moming again: "Brother Yun, who should I choose?"
Yun Moming hesitated for a while before saying, "I choose 3 and 4...you two..."
"Brother Yun!" Zhu Bajie was surprised, "You are so foolish! How could you choose two!"
Sha Wujing also said, "Brother Yun! It's enough for you to choose the second senior brother. Why do you choose me? I'm not that kind of person!"
"Hey, Tang Sanzang is still very cultivating and can withstand the test at critical moments..." Yun Moming could only explain randomly, "You two can't do it anymore... The monkey is not here, so who do you two choose?"
"I don't believe in Brother Yun this time!" Zhu Bajie was determined to prove his innocence, "I will choose Master! Choose 1!"
Sha Wujing grabbed his head and said, "I don't believe it either! I also chose 1, it must be the master!"
Tang Sanzang in the room had already heard the two apprentices yelling outside, and rolled his eyes in anger.
"Illegal disciple! Illegal disciple! I actually questioned my monk's cultivation!"
Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and finally decided: "Choose 3 and 4! Bajie! Wujing!"
In addition to believing in Yun Moming, he also vented his anger in order to revenge the two evil disciples!
After everyone answered, the Supreme Book of Heaven did not pay attention to the fainting queen and directly announced the answer:
[The correct answer is - 3 and 4 - Zhu Bajie! Sha Wujing!]
It's really a multi-choice question!
Zhu Sha and the other two screamed and fell to the ground. Tang Sanzang couldn't help but say in surprise: "Sir Yun Zhuang is really a god! Oh! Those two evil disciples! It really ruined my reputation in Buddhism!"
Just as he was about to rush out of the house, he beat his disciples up, but unexpectedly, the Supreme Heavenly Book continued to speak out.
[Please note that risk questions are activated!]
【Please listen to the question!】
[Risk Question: In Yang Jingxian's version of Journey to the West, how did Sun Wukong escape from the Women's Country?]
【1, firm will, fight hard】
【2, Master scolds him, dare not ignore him】
【3, I am too ugly and disliked】
【4, the golden hoop is tightened, there is nothing we can do】
【Please answer the question by contestant No. 1!】
"Ah..." Yun Moming was stunned and tried hard to recall.
The monkey in the zaju version once kidnapped the beautiful princess as her daughter-in-law, and of course it was not a serious monkey.
He originally wanted to be happy in the Women's Country, but unfortunately the iron ring hoop on his head suddenly took effect, causing pain all over his body, sweating heavily, and finally he was powerless and left alone... Oh, it's miserable!
That's right, that high-end version of the tight hoop can be automatically punished!
Although he knew the answer, Yun Moming deliberately made a bad move and said, "I don't know, I'll give up..."
The system punishment is probably not going to kill Jin Chanzi, but it should also be able to make him die, which is more conducive to delaying time.
[Player No. 1 chooses to give up, please answer the question by player No. 2!]
It's Tang Sanzang's turn.
Hearing Yun Moming didn't know the answer, he was naturally very nervous and quickly turned his brain to analyze the question.
The first item is to be firm in will and fight hard?
I really couldn't see where the monkey was determined and couldn't walk when I saw the peach...
I guess I won’t take the initiative to resist that Bai Jingjing…
This exclusion!
The second item is that the master scolds him, dare not ignore him?
Impossible, this scene is not right...
If a monkey wants to do such a thing, he must be sneaky. How could he be in front of his master?
Unbelievable! Unbearable! Exclude!
The third item is very likely.
The monkey is less than four feet tall, thin as hair, sharp mouth and cheeks with fangs...
Even if these women are hungry, they cannot become interested in a wild monkey, right?
As for the fourth item, it is obviously nonsense.
There is no tight clamp on the monkey's head, so it is directly eliminated!
After the analysis, Tang Sanzang resolutely said: "Choose 3 means you are ugly!"
【Wrong answer!】
【Random Punishment – 2000 Heavy Hammer! Ignore any defense!】
Only when he heard a muffled sound from inside the house, Tang Sanzang screamed a few times, and soon there was no movement.
But the hammer continued, bang bang bang bang bang... the ground was trembling!
After a long time, the punishment finally ended and everything returned to peace.
Zhusha and the other two were still lying on the ground, their faces pale and no one dared to move.
Especially Zhu Bajie, who had been hammered, was almost so scared that he wet his pants...
"I won't be beaten to death, right?" Yun Moming murmured and pushed the door and entered the room.
I saw Tang Sanzang lying on the ground and fainted long ago.
Moreover, his clothes were all over his body, his whole body was blue and purple, which was terrible!
The system's hammer that "ignors any defense" is indeed powerful. No matter whether you are a Golden Cicadazi or a Silver Cicadazi, you can't stand it!
Yun Moming went up to test it, and Sanzang still had a breath.
After hesitating for a moment, he took out the inner alchemy relics and gave him a "moderate" treatment, but did not wake him up.
Then, Sanzang and the Queen were moved to the bed together.
"Hehehe, you can't wash it even if you jump into the Yellow River!" Yun Moming smiled wickedly, and planned to take off the queen's clothes.
But just as I was about to take action, I heard another plop outside the house!
Then came the scream of "Ouyo".
"What's the situation?" Yun Moming was shocked and hurriedly ran outside the house.
Looking in the sound, it turned out that the big-bellied Lingji Bodhisattva descended from the sky!
Chapter completed!