Chapter 578: Uncle Nine Who Drives a Van(1/2)
Hearing this, Zhou He smiled slightly, took out a mobile phone and handed it to Uncle Jiu.
"The van has been placed outside the house. Let's go take a look. By the way, bind it."
Uncle Jiu took the smartphone and was immediately attracted by this shiny and beautiful phone.
Although he already knew how to use it from the information sent from Zhou He, it was the first time he saw such a rare thing and he naturally couldn't put it down.
After turning on the phone, I looked here and there, and even took out the camera and took pictures of myself and myself.
However, the surrounding environment was a bit dark, but fortunately there was a flash. After seeing the photo, my face was full of surprise.
Not long after, they arrived outside the house.
At this time, it was late at night.
In this wilderness, it is naturally pitch black.
With just a little bit of moonlight, I could barely see a big guy outside.
"It's a bit dark. Let me shine a light." Zhou He said and used a lighting technique.
Suddenly, everything within a hundred meters was as bright as day.
"What a beautiful foreign car, is this really mine?" Uncle Jiu strode forward and stroked the van, obviously a little excited.
He has seen foreign cars, but he has never ridden in them or even touched them.
Now, I'm actually going to get one.
"Wow, Master, what a beautiful car. Did the big boss give it to you?" From above, the literary talent exclaimed.
The two turned around to look, only to find that Wencai and Qiu Sheng had already clung to the wall at some point.
"Didn't I tell you two to go to bed?" When Uncle Jiu saw these two people, his face suddenly darkened, he straightened his back and scolded.
"Master, I have never touched a foreign car." Wencai shrank his neck, but said in a low voice.
When Uncle Jiu heard this, he felt a little soft-hearted: "Come out."
"Thank you, Master!" Wencai and Qiu Sheng immediately laughed and climbed down from the wall.
When they came to the car, the two guys started touching here and there, looking there. They found that the rearview mirror could see the car so clearly, and they even exclaimed again and again.
"Uncle Jiu, please bind the vehicle first. After binding, there will be a gift package for beginners, which contains a defensive formation that will prevent the van from suffering any damage." Zhou He said.
"Yes, yes, I almost forgot. Huh? What are you two doing? Hurry up and get to the side." Uncle Jiu saw Qiu Sheng opening the car door and immediately scolded him.
Just kidding, he hasn't even gotten on the bus yet, how could he let his two naughty apprentices get on the bus first?
Qiu Sheng stuck out his tongue, fearing that he would be beaten by his master, so he quickly ran away with Wen Cai.
Subsequently, Uncle Jiu followed the prompts and filled in the information step by step, and the binding was completed in a short time.
The newbie gift package will also be opened.
Then the "defensive formation" was loaded into the van.
"Uncle Jiu, you can try the strength of this defensive formation." Zhou He said again.
"Try it? How?" Uncle Jiu asked doubtfully.
"Of course it's like smashing cars, burning them, flooding them, etc." Zhou He said with a smile.
"What? Want to smash the car? No, no, this is a new car, I haven't driven it yet." Uncle Jiu shook his head and refused.
"Yes, it's a new car, how could it be smashed?"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng also agreed.
"I'll try the car first." Uncle Jiu wiped his hands and patted his clothes and pants.
He opened the car door and got in.
As soon as he entered, Uncle Jiu looked around and touched around, with a look of satisfaction in his eyes.
At this moment, I saw the passenger door open.
Qiu Sheng quickly got into the passenger seat.
Upon seeing this, Wen Cai wanted to open the side door, but after struggling for a long time, he found that the door was only opened a little.
"Wencai, be gentle, this door is pulled to the side." Uncle Jiu scolded immediately.
"Oh, it turned out to be a pull." Wencai nodded, opened the door, and got into the car with a smile.
"Master, this chair is so soft and comfortable to sit on."
"Master, Master, look, there is a lot of space behind."
"Wow, Master, there are actually mirrors in the car."
The two of them kept exclaiming.
"Shut up, Master, I'm going to drive. Oh, by the way, fasten your seat belt." Uncle Jiu said seriously.
"Seat belt, what is that? Wencai and Qiu Sheng scratched their heads, their faces full of confusion.
"That's it." Uncle Jiu pulled the seat belt from one side and buckled it for himself.
Qiu Sheng's mind was also relatively flexible. When he saw Uncle Jiu like this, he immediately looked for it beside him. After a while, he found it.
However, he pulled hard and found that he couldn't pull it at all.
"Master, why can't this be pulled?" Qiu Sheng didn't know why.
"What an idiot, please slow down." Uncle Jiu said angrily.
"Oh." Qiu Sheng hurriedly pulled at a turtle's speed, and sure enough, it really did pull. After a while, he imitated Uncle Jiu and buckled it.
Wencai also found the seat belt from the side and buckled it, but this guy.
"Master, this seat belt is so uncomfortable." Wencai pulled the seat belt around his neck and said.
"You idiot, why did you tie it around your neck, haha!" Qiu Sheng turned around, took a look, and immediately laughed at him.
Uncle Jiu didn't bother to care about him and just turned the key.
After a while, the vehicle started to move slowly.
"It's moving, it's moving, Master, the car is moving." Wencai shouted excitedly.
"Master, step on the gas and drive faster. I see Master Ren's car is going very fast." Qiu Sheng said excitedly.
"Come on, this road is so small and there are trees on the side. What should I do if it gets scratched?" Uncle Jiu said angrily.
After wandering around for a few minutes, Uncle Jiu drove the car back.
"Sorry to keep you waiting for so long. I was really excited and couldn't help myself. I tried the car myself." Uncle Jiu said with an apologetic look.
"It's okay, I have plenty of time." Zhou He said with a smile.
"By the way, you can take a look now and see what orders you need to take."
"Well, I'll take a look and try my best to complete an order tonight." Uncle Jiu nodded.
He also knew that the time ratio between the two parties was 1:10, so he said this.
"Order? What order?"
Master, what is an order?
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng quickly came up and asked.
"Don't ask about Master's affairs. I have touched and ridden in the car today. Go back to the house and sleep."
Uncle Jiu gave each of them a violent shock.
"Oh, yes, Master."
The two screamed in pain and returned to the house with bared teeth.
Seeing the two apprentices return to the house, he took out his mobile phone and checked the order.
There are a total of eleven orders in the order interface.
Three orders are in progress, leaving eight, among which there are three supernatural orders.
These three supernatural orders were dispatched after Uncle Jiu became the driver.
"There is actually a world of martial arts, but these three are more suitable for me." Uncle Jiu said.
In the end, Uncle Jiu chose a zombie movie called "A Zombie Has a Secret Love for You".
A heroine who is born with yin and yang eyes, and a "zombie king" who is extremely yin-yin-y and also seals a weak-looking chicken, start a battle between humans and zombies on this small island.
Oh, there are also ghosts, it should be a battle between humans and ghosts.
Uncle Jiu read the plot introduction and felt that his winning rate against the so-called 'Zombie King' should be quite high.
If you add the van's defensive formation, you will definitely win.
"Uncle Jiu should be able to handle this world with ease. If we were to draw a lottery, let's give Uncle Jiu the power of the Zombie King first." Zhou He thought to himself.
Nowadays, Uncle Jiu's Taoism is very strong, but his own kung fu and physical fitness are his only shortcomings.
To be continued...