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Chapter 63 Turn me into your shape

Lu Bin is very sure that Lin Yunna is a straight person.

This straightforward thing doesn't mean that she is straightforward and says whatever she wants. In fact, think about it with a little brain, how could an idol who successfully debuted, reached the top all the way and was taken out as a signboard for the group?

Even if it is a character, it is Jiang Xiaoyuan's label in their group, so Lin Yunna is not the turn!

The rectum that Lu Bin mentioned refers to the starting point and the end point for more than ten minutes after eating. If the food is a little more exciting, the process can be faster.

To put it bluntly, it is actually a gastrointestinal dysfunction.

Not to mention, although I don’t know why Lin Yunna got this problem, I have to admit that this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction is really suitable for the profession of idols.

Think about it, first of all, the whole process is so fast that the food is definitely not digested and absorbed, so Lin Yunna's physique, which is not fat when she eats it, has an explanation.

Then such a rapid conversion process also helps control stage accidents. As long as you calculate the time, you will never feel physically unwell on the stage. Isn’t it very useful?

As for whether it has any impact on the body, that is another topic...

The reason why Lu Bin knows this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction is that he has just had a stomach problem. It is purely a problem caused by irregular life and abnormal diet. If he ignores it, his current situation will be the standard ending.

"So you can't overeat again in the future, do you know?" He advised Lin Yunna with great sincerity.

Lin Yunna was silent for a long time before gritting her teeth and answering, "So this is the reason why you are staying outside the bathroom and introduce me to some gastrointestinal disorder?"

"Gastric dysfunction." Lu Bin corrected and then smiled, "Of course I'm not so bored. Actually, I came here just to care about the problems you get out of here..."

"How come out..." Lin Yunna suddenly woke up while asking back, her eyes looked around, and her expression immediately condensed on her face.

Well, we all know that this is a house I just rented. My trip to purchase daily necessities was interrupted by Lin Yunna before it even started. The tenant did not know whether it was thrifty or loving life, so he cleaned the bathroom very clean.

Yes, it’s just that there’s not even a piece of paper left!

"Uncle~~" After a quiet moment, Lin Yunna's sweet voice came from the bathroom.

"Stop! Don't act coquettish!" Lu Bin didn't know if the girl was deliberately doing this coquettish voice, but it sounded really owed a hit, and his fists were itchy!

"Uncle, please give me a paper!" Lin Yunna decisively absorbed her supernatural powers, concise and to the point.

"You open the door..." Lu Bin weighed the tissue in his hand, feeling speechless.

"Uncle, you won't rush in while I open the door, right?" Lin Yunna said a lot.

"What am I going in? Are you smelling the stinky smell?" Lu Bin was speechless. "Don't worry, I'm not so perverted that I'm interested in a girl who uses the toilet! Besides, if I really had an idea, you would be in my shape now..."

There was a silence in the bathroom, and after a while, the door lock opened with a snap.

Of course, Lu Bin really didn't have the interest in breaking in, and he didn't continue to make fun of it. He gently pushed the door open a crack under the cover of the door panel and stuffed a tissue in it.

Then the tissue was pulled away with a squirt. The next moment, the door was pushed up and locked with a touch. If Lu Bin hadn't reacted in time, his hand would have been pinched!

However, Lu Bin did not go and argued with Lin Yunna, who was obviously a little funny by him, and a thoughtful expression appeared on his face.

Miscalculation, miscalculation, I didn't expect that the crack in the door was facing the mirror. With a glimpse, he seemed to have seen something, but he seemed to have seen nothing...

Of course, if someone asks, he will definitely not see anything!

After several minutes, Lin Yunna finally came out of the bathroom.

Of course, Lu Bin hasn't been guarding the door for a long time. He is not really a pervert. If it weren't for delivering paper, who would have wanted to watch others go to the toilet without any trouble?

At this moment, he was lying on the sofa, enjoying the rare comfort of stretching his limbs.

Then he saw Lin Yunna heading straight for this side and walked over, picked up the pillow next to her and smashed it over.

While smashing the girl, he also asked: "What does it mean to become your shape? Come on, uncle, tell me, how do you want me to become your shape?"

Lu Bin only dared to resist, but he dared not fight back. As for talking back, he would not dare to fight back!

The sentence just now was indeed what he said, and there was no way. After communicating with the LSPs in the group for a long time, some words became habits unconsciously.

Just like this sentence "becomes my shape", there are actually three explanations, but he dare not tell Lin Yunna either!

Then what else can I do? Just hold my head and defend...

After taking a few shots, I don’t know if I had lost strength or had my anger gone, Lin Yunna threw the pillow aside, squeezed Lu Bin in, and sat down.

"Uncle, what does that mean?" she asked in a low voice with curiosity.

Girl, the answer to this question is too rogue, you can't ask it by a different way...

Lu Bin silently took the pillow back and handed it to Lin Yunna.

"Hmph, if you don't tell me, will I not check it myself?" Lin Yunna slammed the pillow on Lu Bin hatefully, got up and went to look for her cell phone.

Seeing her figure disappearing at the door of the master bedroom, Lu Bin suddenly got up and rushed into the bathroom quickly, closing the door and locking it, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, in less than a minute, Lin Yunna rushed out of the master bedroom again, but couldn't find Lu Bin everywhere, and finally locked her target on the bathroom with the closed door.

Dongdongdongdongdongdong! A polite knock came from the bathroom door: "Uncle, open the door."

"No, I'm going to the bathroom!" Lu Bin didn't take off his pants, and he went to the bathroom, but this did not prevent him from using this as an excuse.

"It's okay, you open the door, I just want to see what shape you want me to become." The calmer Lin Yunna's tone, the less likely it is to open the door for her. Judging from what she meant, the meaning of this sentence should be to understand everything. Do you want to open the door and let her in and seek death?

"Forget it, I'm stinking, I'm afraid I'll get you..." Now Lu Bin uses any excuses. Anyway, as long as he doesn't open the door, he can even say that he's doing handicrafts inside!

No, if the girl outside knew that she had practiced her craft in the bathroom where she had just finished using the toilet, would she have any bad associations?

Wait, say so, what I just said...

Lu Bin's enlightenment was obviously too late. Lin Yunna outside was quiet for a moment and began to slap the door crazy: "Uncle, if you want to say that I have stinked the toilet, just say it, don't bury me like this!"
Chapter completed!
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