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order weekend

It must be that the opening method is wrong!

Must be!

Sitting in a public office area of ​​multiple people facing the computer on the desk, he wondered if something was wrong with the world, otherwise he shouldn't have appeared here.

This...it seems to be a police station, and the police are wearing police uniforms and cowboy hats. Judging from their clothes, these guys should be policemen from Texas, America.

I know all this not because I know much about the United States on weekends, but because the male protagonist in the American drama "The Walking Dead" he likes is outfitted as soon as he appears. The most important thing is that I don't know how he appeared here on weekends. He is not a Chinese American, and he has never even been to this country in his life.

"You'd better be honest, or you'll try Texas's most famous blanket party!"

When the policeman in a yellow uniform escorted the prisoner with a braided head by the weekend's desk, the policeman with over 1.9 meters tall and explosive muscles with arms like a bodybuilder smiled at the weekend, as if showing off his results of the case.

My mind was completely confused on the weekend, without any gaps, and everything was not right. He should have rested in the dormitory of the criminal police team in the west-city district of Huaxia, because a kidnapping case was just cracked last night, but now, it is clearly not related to the known environment.

Buzz...

A chaotic sound like a roar of a car came from my mind, and then, a message that I had never had in my mind over the weekend appeared.

Name: Weekend.

Identity: Overseas Chinese.

Work: Texas Montek Town Police.

Working hours: one month.

In addition, I saw a complete story on the weekend, which was a child who looked exactly like himself, who was born and raised on this land. When choosing a job, facing the high-salary police recruitment information, he gave up studying computer major in college for four years...

This video-like video passes through my mind, and the audio-only sounds very much like the tour guide leading tourists in the Forbidden City. His emotional voice is introducing everything word by word.

...

Montek Town is located in western Texas. The town is fierce and close to Mexico, which is rich in drug lords. The level of public security has dropped to an outrageous level. The frequent airborne of the FBI, DEA, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs has made the state government very embarrassed. Therefore, the government began a comprehensive governance of Montek Town and launched a large-scale recruitment for the society. The town has expanded its recruitment from 18 police officers to 25, and its salary has increased from an average of 46,000 to an average of 60,000. This does not include the exemption of medical and hospitalization fees, various tax exemptions and tax cut benefits exclusive to the police, housing funds, paid leave for five weeks a year and two free physical examinations a year, etc.

Regarding the salary of police officers in Montek, I remember that I should have seen similar news on domestic online media on weekends. In 2011, in the statistics of the annual salary survey in the United States, the salary of patrol officers was between $38,422 and $78,312, and the salary of grassroots police officers and police officers was $39,027 and $105,005. The salary of agents was a little higher than that of patrol officers, slightly lower than that of patrol officers, and the salary was $31,076 and $98,895. The most exciting thing was behind them. After working for 20-25 years, the police can receive a pension of $250,000 in one lump sum. Of course, this is also divided into regions and positions. However, in the face of such salary, it is very interesting that Montek can reach an average salary of $60,000. At least it is guaranteed to earn a profit from drought and flood. This is also the main reason why many people joined the police force after the US financial crisis.

However, the situation in Texas in the weekend was completely different. The main reason why Montek's salary level reached $60,000 was not how many wealthy taxpayers there were, but the headache of public security issues made the government helpless. In this conservative base camp that almost all the nation recognizes homosexual marriages legal in the United States, they are still stubborn. Even some bars where little hooligans often cause trouble are hung with the sign of "WE-DON'T-DIAL-911 (we will never ask the police)" was hung at the doors of the bars. This tough folk customs proves that high salary is completely proportional to the danger.

The weekend, which once envied and hated the salary of the American police, now I just want to go back to my stable home and do the most familiar things on my familiar territory. At least I don’t have to worry about being shot every day in China. Here, every American policeman is at risk of dying in the process of handling the case.

"FUC..." He was sitting on a chair on the weekend and wanted to curse. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was surprised by the fact that he came out first, not the idiom "reliance" but the American-style English. At the same time, his slender and clever fingers were rotating a pen inertia, and the fancy styles he turned out could make everyone look at each other.

"It's over, it's over." Over the weekend, I felt like I had been implanted with a chip by an alien, and even the memory and knowledge storage were filled.

"Hey, Zhou."

Bang.

I felt like I was patted on my shoulders over the weekend. When I turned my head and looked over, a black girl with short hair that was as short as a squid, stood next to him in uniform: "Put down that damn pen and let us go to No. 141, District C, where theft happened."

"No." The weekend that I hadn't been able to sort it out yet responded, "Who dares to yell with him, an old detective who has been working in police for more than ten years?" What's more, he had no relationship with this black lady either.

The black girl turned her head incredibly and looked at another police officer in the police uniform in the big office. When she turned around, she said, "As your training officer, I have the right to ask you why, tell me, where are you feeling uncomfortable, have you had a timid disease? Or have you had a period of menstruation? A top computer student?"

"Hahahaha..." The policeman next to him, who was like a big belly, laughed and leaned back and waved the files in his hand and shook them repeatedly.

He said in a bad mood on the weekend: "My mother is pregnant, are you satisfied?"

When his mind was as messy as if it was muddy in his mind, he just wanted to be quiet. Could it be that he could not be satisfied?

When he got up and left his desk and walked towards the toilet, the laughter in the big office disappeared, and the crowded police station was frozen inside, all looking at the Oriental man who had just joined the company for a month.

In the toilet, standing in front of the mirror on weekends, he could not accept the life in front of him, nor did he know how he knew the people in front of him. It seemed that his eyes would automatically fill the information of this person in his mind. At the same time, he could not accept the sudden change of the environment, and even his identity became so fast that the movie was not shot like this.

Calm.

I tried hard to calm myself down on the weekend. When he calmed his beating heart and pushed open the toilet door and walked out, I didn't expect that the black girl with a hot body and unfathomable career line was waiting at the door.

She said: "Listen, Zhou, none of us believe you are a black policeman. But someone put the report letter on the desk of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. If there is indeed an additional $5,000 in your account, the necessary investigation will definitely exist. I won't remember the complaint just now. As a training officer, I need to remind you..."

During this black woman's emotional speech on the weekend, I really regretted the rough behavior just now, but when I heard the word "black police", I felt nothing. Not only did I change my identity out of thin air, but I also had more memory and knowledge reserves, but I was also a black policeman to be investigated? black policeman??!!

"You must also be reminded that according to state laws, abortions are not allowed if you are pregnant for more than 20 weeks."

puff.

She actually teased the weekend and turned around and waved with a smile, "I'll wait for you in the car."

“FUCK-YOU.”

Looking at the woman's back on the weekend, he cursed, and he was almost exploded. The woman was still causing trouble.

"YE," the policeman with a big belly next to him replied: "I wanted to do this a long time ago. If you can succeed, remember to take a video for us to enjoy it."

“FUCK-OFF.”

After scolding this on the weekend, he walked towards the police station door, but his clothes and revolver were shaking slightly while walking.

Because he knew that he would never think of returning to China in his life by giving up the job of a policeman. In the extra memory, there was a loan for the house and a loan for the BMW. In the United States, a country where even taxes would be a mandatory auction of houses, if he owed such a large amount of money that could not be repaid, he would definitely be sued by the bank in court. At that time, the prison would become the final destination.

In other words, he not only has to be a policeman, but also has to work hard to protect the job. No matter how much he wants to go back to China to investigate and find out what is going on, he will not be able to do it. The accusation of the black police, the loan for the house and car will make him forced to be detained by the police at the moment he goes out of customs. At that time, he will have a mouth full of 10,000 and cannot explain any words that people believe.
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