015 [True Forty Thieves]
When he decided to make a vote, the little angel and the little devil popped up in his heart. The little devil said, "Kill them all and rob them all!" The little angel said, "Okay, okay, okay!" Anyway, I never persuaded me.
As the saying goes: Since ancient times, beauty has been so poor, because no one cares about how long ugly people live. But I have never heard of "Stylish guys die quickly since ancient times." Although those famous handsome guys have no good ending, I firmly believe that in this new era where innovation is king, it is necessary for me, Brother Kobayashi, to open a new chapter of handsome guys.
Isn't it just a robbery? I still... really don't know.
"Ahh, my cousin, are you going to go to the city to buy things? Are you really going to go to the city to buy things? Then I want to buy..." Lola's tummy attribute continued to explode, and she began to talk endlessly again.
Yaya said to Lola with a stern face and said seriously: "My cousin must have taken us to buy food. Lola, don't always think about buying some messy things."
Damn, you are robbers. Isn’t it said that being determined to be the world’s biggest crime since childhood is the gang? Can you be a little higher in your awareness? For robbers, shouldn’t the most refreshing thing to enter the city be plundered on a large scale?
Xiaoqi was snatching fish that he was snatching. When he saw me looking at them, they all looked up at forty-five degrees...'Ceil' (top of the cave), and said with a melancholy and deep face: "Master, you need cool clothes."
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What do you care about? Are you sure they are all world-famous robbers? They are not as domineering as I was a child who robbed my deskmate’s rubber.
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"Ding Dong, due to the host's wishes, the first designated robbery was automatically triggered." The female voice of the evil mission system mechanized sounded in my head.
I recently found that this task system is becoming more and more intelligent, but I don’t know why, but I always have an unknown premonition about the robbery specified by the system.
Tap on the task interface, and there is a small red dot on it, which should be the designated location for the robbery. I am not very familiar with this area, but fortunately the mission system also gave me a small map in the interface. I just need to walk along the specified direction in the map. As for whom to rob? That's all my business. I just need to complete all the tasks so that I can return to the earth.
After returning to Earth, I went to the door of the bookstore every day. I don’t believe that I can’t catch that person’s slutty member of the Time and Space Administration. I also call myself a PhD. Do you have ever seen a PhD who sells thieves and books? I don’t push you into the dark alley and beat you up, so that you can understand why the flowers in spring are so red!
"Big cousin, are you really going to rob?" Lola's little face was flushed for no reason, and her chattering attributes did not explode. I lowered my head and glanced at her big chest, with her chest rising and falling, and her breathing was a little rapid.
"Haha, are you particularly excited when you hear that you can do your old business?" I rubbed my hands. I was a little excited. It was strange. Could it be that I am not a good person in my bones?
I turned my head and looked at Yaya, and saw a hint of solemnity on her dignified little face. She held the sword in her left hand and then changed to her right hand. Even Xiaoqi made mistakes in her position when she was concave, and her expression of "the sky fell and her face was not changing." It was very hard to pretend.
They aren't... nervous, are they?
"You are not nervous, are you? Lola, didn't you say that you are the overlord of the ocean? Isn't Yaya the leader of the horse thief? You seven of you also told me that they were the king of the mountain!" I said in surprise.
The nine sisters looked around and looked wandering. They looked paralyzed. They didn't have seen each other for three years, were they bragging to me?
It's like a distorted mentality of "not being rich and not returning home". They don't want to show it in front of their cousin and keep bragging, right?
"Lola, how many ships have you robbed in the past three years?" I poked Laula's forehead.
"It hurts... it hurts..." Lola covered her forehead. I smashed the place with stones. She counted with her fingers: "I grabbed a few shells and a burning seagull from the beach. I grabbed two of them by the small wooden boat and snatched two of the fishermen's baskets of fish..."
Listening to these trivial matters, I understand. At most, the ocean overlord is just a small fight. No wonder these sisters don’t have half a cent of money. I guess it’s extremely hard to support myself in the past few years?
Look at this virtue, my little boss, "Little Seventh Brother", is not as good as my little boss. He said he is the little overlord of the East Forest. The entire East Forest is really the same. He either rides a tiger or rides an elk, steals bird eggs or floods an ant nest. Anyway, no animal dares to resist.
For a moment, I felt that these three robberies might not be that easy, but I still need to bite the bullet and set out! Perhaps this time travel is mainly to let me cultivate robbers? Should I still write a book on "On the Self-cultivation of Robbers" for them to learn?
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"Tada." A series of messy horse hooves sounded on the hill.
Black horses were running on the mountain, a total of... forty!
The one-eyed man in the lead looked at the knocked trees around him and raised his eyebrows. A tall and thin man with a stingy look beside him said, "Head, it seems that someone has been here nearby."
A short and fat man patted the cloth bag on his back, and the sound of gold coins rubbing inside. The forty men were actually carrying a large cloth bag on their backs! All of them were filled with gold coins!
"Second leader, what if someone has been here? Could it be that our treasure cave can be discovered by others? What's more, we have spent all the gold coins before, otherwise we wouldn't have to go so far this time to make a ticket. Let's see wherever there are people nearby, just kill them." The short fat man licked his thick lips.
Forty horses soon ran to the stone wall. The owl parked on the branch opened its eyes in broad daylight, flapping its wings a few times, hovering over the heads of the forty men, still one "S" and one "B".
The tall and thin second head of the house with a stingy look pinched his fingers and said with a charlatan on his face: "I suddenly had an unknown premonition just now."
The short and fat man jumped off the horse and said carelessly: "Second leader, then you are optimistic! Sesame, open the door!"
Rumble, the stone wall suddenly rose, and the entrance of the cave was engraved with several forty Chinese characters that men could not understand: Brother Kobayashi came here for a trip! There was also a smile: (^_^)
The mountain wind blew, and forty men looked at the big words, all confused...
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Chapter completed!