Troubles are troubles after all. If you keep it in your heart, then you will... be constipated?

You need to think more about happy things so that your stomach and intestines can be "unobstructed".

I don't want to be constipated, on the contrary, I'm very hungry, so when the cool Xiaoliu made a plate of delicious roast chicken, I forgot some of my worries.

No matter whether he is a prince charming or a life, I have always been a person who lives in the present.

"Brother Kobayashi, come on, come on!" Brother Xiaoqi touched the wine glass in my hand with a slut-faced look on his face. According to the descriptions in many fantasy novels, dwarves are usually forging masters and are particularly addicted to alcohol.

Forging Master, I can see from the sharp spear of the savage dick. In this era without any high-tech, it is already extraordinary to create such things with your own hands. I have also seen alcoholism today. It is so fucking able to drink it!

Xiao Liu, who was stoic, looked only fourteen or fifteen years old. At first, I wondered why he had been concentrating on cooking. Later, I realized that at his age, he could not drink alcohol, and drinking goat milk was embarrassing. In addition to his cool face, he seemed to be embarrassed at the dining table. It would be better to go to the side and touch the shovel and kitchen knife silently.

One cup after another, I thought at first that the most powerful person in my life was the savage dick, but later I found out that I was wrong, ginger, it will always be old and spicy!

The old dwarf boss who looked like a smaller version of Gandov, clashed with me one cup after another. He looked like he was almost as old as an immortal. He was so generous when drinking! The goat beard he drank was wet, and there was no drunkenness on his dry skin. At least you blushed, and I was speechless when I saw it.

The sky is dark and the earth is dark, and the stars are moving.

The stormy waves are rolling.

Actually, I was so drunk that I felt dizzy and wanted to vomit.

"Hey, no, I can't do it anymore. I'm going to go out and vomit for a while. I'm going to... vomit..." I spoke a little big, and I felt my tongue a little knotted.

Pa————A thick slap on my back, and the savage dick said boldly: "Brother, how can a man say no! Come on, keep drinking!"

Oh, after being tapped like this, I almost vomited it out, making my stomach even more uncomfortable.

"Drink...it's OK, wait...it's spitting on your face!" I was spitting out the alcohol while provoking my dick. What a joke, I actually said that I'm not a real man! Damn, when I was playing with masturbation, I was called a real man in five seconds by my teammates! If you have the ability, don't be afraid that I will spit your face!

"Oh, spit, spit, go out and have a breath, but don't go too far." The dick patted me on the back again. Damn him, my legs were weak and weak, and I almost patted me into a pile of shit.

"I warn you not to shoot me. If I shoot me again, I will continue to drink with you!" I continued to provoke my dick, but he was obviously afraid that I would vomit on his face and drove me out.

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"Vomit--." I vomited outside for a long time, and my mind was a little dizzy.

I looked up at the night sky. The sky in the fairy tale world is much more beautiful than that on earth. The sky here seems very low, giving me the feeling that I can pick the stars by reaching out. Although the stars are beautiful, they are a little unfamiliar after all. Even the stars in the sky remind me that I am not in the real world now, but on a trip. Although this trip is a little bit tricky.

The moon in the sky is very bright. Although there are no street lights in the forest, with the faint moonlight, everything around can still be seen clearly. Fireflies are floating around, and occasionally you can see owls turning a blind eye on the branches.

The fairy tale is indeed very beautiful.

My steps were a little sloppy, but I wanted to see more of this beautiful scenery. Unlike the reinforced concrete city, the air here gave me a sweet feeling. Following the groups of fireflies, they kept flying forward, as if guiding me toward a certain place.

"Hey, don't fly so fast! I'm driving drunk now, and running too fast is prone to car accidents." I cursed. I always despise the character of wine, because my wine is average, but I think my character is still excellent. Commonly known as the urban moral young man, the red scarf on the chest of the student. From childhood to adulthood, no other child is better than me except the legendary child of other people's family - he is so arrogant...

Bang, I almost fell down. I didn't know how far I had walked. I held a branch and sniffed a few breaths. The night wind slugged, causing my alcohol to dissipate a lot. As I kept walking, I felt a little sweat from my body, which made my alcohol evaporate. Now, I just want to urinate well to soothe the internal needs of my body.

"Buzz." A bunch of fireflies flapping their wings and flying around me. I was dazzled by the way. I couldn't help but think of the little girl at home. She likes fireflies.

Just when I was proud, the pile of fireflies flew towards the other direction. I stood behind the tree and looked into the distance, and couldn't help but be stunned.

A woman was sitting quietly beside the Half Moon Lake in the forest. She raised her right hand slightly, and fireflies were hovering around her arms, as if her skin was glowing!

Her arms were very thin, and the curved curve was also very round. A firefly fell gently between her fingers, as if she was wearing an emerald ring for her.

I can't see the woman's appearance clearly. After all, the moonlight is dark and I can only barely see things. But from a distance, you can see that her face is very good and her body is very slender and slender. Just a figure that appears faintly, gives people a feeling of extreme beauty.

The most important thing is that the arms under the light of fireflies are... very white!

For a moment, I just felt the alcohol and smoke disappear!

I have never seen a woman whose skin can be as white as ever. This kind of whiteness is not that kind of paleness, nor is it the whiteness that is smeared with crazy foundation, but a kind of bright whiteness, a kind of whiteness that reveals attractiveness!

If I had to describe it, I could only think of one poem:

The people around the ridge are like the moon, and the white wrists are filled with frost and snow.

Her exposed arms were as white as snow! It gave me the feeling that one morning in winter, when I opened the curtains and opened the window, I saw snow on the ground all over the ground!

White snow!

White snow!!

In an instant, two places on my body were in a stir. The first place was my brain because of shock.

The second place is that, I feel embarrassed to say it, because I... I'm really a little anxious to pee.

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(PS1: The voting results came out. The Dwarf defeated Snow White, the Poison Queen and the Invincible Handsome Author Jun with an absolute lead, and became the popular king of the fairy tale world... My glass heart, oh.)
Chapter completed!