063 [terrible brain powder]
"Uncle Master, why do you think Snow White is in danger?" Xiao Hei continued to grab the ponytail, not to mention how strong he was.∈♀
"You know that she didn't come to me for the whole afternoon? All afternoon!" I slapped the white horse hard. I didn't know how to ride a horse. I just rode a few times in the amusement park when I was a child. This time I was just a simple mess.
But BMW is BMW. Apart from being embarrassed and angry, he ran even harder and harder.
"I can catch up, I will definitely catch up!" At this time, I had already run out of the royal city. The gate guard of the royal city wanted to interrogate me, but I called Xiao Hei and knocked away.
Now I don’t know whether I care whether I can return to Earth or whether I care more about Bai Xue’s safety, maybe both.
"You should run faster! Just like your master, you are not useful!" I continued to slap the white horse. Like the prince charming, he looks so good, why is it so useless?
"Hey, please!" Baima continued to be ashamed and angry, and then continued to run wildly.
"Xiao Hei, if you see that mute guard later, you will beat me to death!" I suddenly remembered that this stupid cat was the third wizard in the world.
Although I have never seen its witchcraft from beginning to end. When I met, it was placing its toes on the tree with its toes on its back. When I saw it burning itself with witchcraft for the second time, I always felt that this cat was not very reliable.
"Meow, Uncle Eighth Master, don't worry, I'm very awesome." Xiao Hei patted his cat's chest and licked his paws.
I can’t believe it, but I took out a brick from my arms, and I still have to rely on it at critical moments.
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Actually, there is a question I have never understood. According to my research, Helen doesn’t seem to have much malice towards Bai Xue. So why do the mute guards kill Bai Xue? It’s completely unreasonable.
I pulled out the magic mirror from my arms. Although I was reluctant to talk to it, I still wanted to know the truth of the matter and facilitate the action later.
"Mirror Mirror! Come out for me!" I rubbed my mind at the magic mirror.
"Hey, why are you sour? You just finished rubbing, and now you're here to rub it again!" Damn, this Taiwanese accent.
"I'll ask you, why did the mute guard kill Bai Xue? Did Helen ask him to do it?" I asked.
"I'll tell you, the thing is Jiang Zi's roar. That mute guard is the loyal follower of the queen. But, according to the old king, well, the dead king and the queen's family agreed that as long as Bai Xue reaches eighteen, the country will be handed over to her." The magic mirror's big mouth stumbled endlessly.
It turns out that this guard who lets Bai Xue run away in the original work is actually the ultimate villain!
In fact, to put it simply, it’s just a sentence: terrible brain-remnants!
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There are many terrible creatures on the earth, among which Brain-Remnant Fans are the best. This kind of creature is crazy about his idols. Anyway, as long as anyone says bad things about his idols, they will immediately transform into beautiful girls and turn into Ultramans one by one. Anyway, they will kill the little monsters. The one that is most likely to discredit idols is actually the so-called Brain-Remnant Fans.
A large part of the reason why many people turn to some artists and passers-by is that they don’t like brain-remnants.
Unfortunately, I met the first brain in the fairy tale world - the mute guard - the first mute guard.
This guy obviously didn't want the queen to lose control of the country, so he took the initiative to do such a thing, which was simply... sick!
There are always such people in the world who will think about it when they encounter something. For example, a news: A 14-year-old boy scored 670 in the college entrance examination. Is this a loud slap for the exam-oriented education?
Go, your sister, this obviously slapped me in the face!
I took the college entrance examination... Forget it, I won’t talk about it anymore.
The above example is to prove that some people tend to think too much and make some things worse. This is a very scary thing, so I am going to cut the mute guard later. As the saying goes: The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry. Queen Helen hasn't even thought about this yet. You, a guard, are so anxious, you must be castrated.
The white horse is galloping. For some reason, I can't help but want to sing: "Let us live freely and freely in the world, and ride our horses to gallop and share the prosperity of the world!"
"Hey, what song is so brilliant and grand, meow?" Xiao Hei worked hard for more than ten minutes and finally climbed from the ponytail to the pony butt.
I pulled it up and put it in front of me and clamped it with both hands, saying, "That mute guard is a master. I'm not sure I can beat it. Don't let me down at critical moments!"
Xiao Hei looked at my strong arms, smiled shyly and said, "Okay, meow~"
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The periphery of the forest.
"You... don't come over!" Bai Xue looked at the mute guard getting closer and closer, and felt a little nervous.
"Fang Lin! Why haven't you come yet! You bad guy! You are not a good person!"
The mute guard bowed slightly to Bai Xue. After giving a big gift, a rough hand reached to Bai Xue's face and was about to pinch her little mouth.
Bang—.
The mute guard's hand hurt, and he quickly turned around and saw an orange-red brick on the ground...
"Hey, who is that! Don't touch my snow with your dirty hands." I turned over and got off the horse, and Xiao Hei lay on my shoulder. Suddenly, I felt like I had become "Xiao Zhi", with a Pikachu lying on my shoulder...
But Xiao Hei, how could you be so dark? When you created the game character, did you want to choose a black hair, and then shake your hand and choose all of them?
I felt relieved when I saw Bai Xue safe and sound, but soon my whole body began to tense up. Because the bricks were thrown out by me, I lost any weapons in my hand. I was caught blindly because the guard had already pulled out his long sword.
"Go! Pikachu!" I grabbed Xiao Hei's tail and threw it at the guard.
"Meow! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Xiao Hei opened his teeth and claws. Seeing its rapid movement, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I have read a large number of fantasy novels. There is a criterion for whether the mage is powerful or not, that is, the length of time when chanting spells. Generally, the protagonists of novels are instant magic, clichéd and awesome. The wizards in this world do not need to chant spells, but make some gestures. Xiao Hei's hand speed is very fast, and he feels that he should be joking a lot... He deserves to be the third wizard in the world.
I was waiting quietly, with a vague expectation. What kind of earth-shaking witchcraft would it be?
Then... it was kicked away by the guard.
"My day! Pikachu! Where is the promised 100,000 volts?" I cursed.
"Uncle Master, wizards can't fight in close combat, meow...Oh, my head is so dizzy, meow." After Xiao Hei said that, his head tilted and he fainted.
Damn, you must be pretending! This guy is so resistant to being beaten on weekdays, how could he be kicked out of touch with one kick!
What does it mean in "Mulan Poem"? He sharpens the knife and goes to his parents? No matter what, the mute guard is rubbing his fists and passes by, shaking the long knife in his hand slightly, and rushing towards me!
Terrible brain-remnants!
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