It would be a wonderful thing to have a cute little girl accompanying her for a walk in the forest. If she didn't ask me how to tie me up...

"Fang Lin, why do you want to tie it like this? It's so strange." Bai Xue stared at the black cat that I was carrying upside down.

"Don't look at her little girl." I waved my hand to cover her eyes.

I made up a little bit of the picture in my mind if it was tied to Bai Xue... Well, forget it, this girl has small breasts!

"Bang--." I walked along the way and shook the black cat's tail, and accidentally made its face hit the tree.

"I'm a meow!"

Damn, this sound is like a Hongzhong!

Which cat is not meowing softly? Even if you are hurt by meow, don’t scream so loudly. My glass heart is almost shattered.

"Ah! It's awake!" Bai Xue pointed to the black cat that I threw on the tree.

Nonsense, I don't have eyes.

I held the black cat backwards and looked at the black cat walking on both legs and the back of my ears. I always felt that its expression was a bit humane.

"Hiss--." The black cat's expression was distorted, and his facial features were almost squeezed together. Look at the grinning look, I probably hurt me.

But, what the hell is it? Have you ever seen a cat calling like this?

"You can speak human language?" I said, holding the black cat.

The black cat looked at me, opened the cat's mouth and said, "Ah? What did you say?"

Me: "@#$%^!"

"I say! You can speak human language?" He was so tired when shouting so loudly. However, this question seemed to be really nonsense.

"You sneak attacker! I knocked me out while I wasn't careful! If I let me go, I must make you look good!" The black cat screamed loudly, full of momentum.

"Sneak attack on your sister! I walked behind you openly, you can't hear it yourself, okay?" I said, shook its tail and held it back, feeling like playing a yo-yo.

"What? What did you say?!" The cat's words were filled with a scent of northern Shaanxi.

Paralyzed, no communication.

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The cat was cursing all the way. Bai Xue and I were not very familiar with animals in the forest, but the cat with two legs, wearing a cloak, and talking ear-backed cat was the same as finding an alien, so I was not going to put it on, but chose to block its mouth with a cloth.

I returned to the cabin swayingly and happened to see my second child exercising at the door.

What a good guy, a stone as big as a half man, was thrown around in the air by him, which was quite abnormal.

The second child looked at the black cat in my hand and shouted: "Hey! Brother! Is this your prey today? It's not bad! It's just that the cat meat is not very delicious."

I obviously saw that the black cat's face was green, and its fur was slightly black, so it was dark green and ugly.

"Dragon, have you ever seen a cat walking on two legs?" I asked.

"A cat walking on two legs? I've seen it!" the second child said with confidence.

Damn, there are really cats walking on two legs in this world?

"Where is that talking cat?"

"Brother! Are you stupid? Of course the cat can speak! I can also speak cat words, meow meow~!"

Paralysis, you are really stupid!

"I'm talking about human words!" I couldn't help but kick him hard in the butt.

Under my kick, the second child remained motionless. It was so embarrassing.

He casually patted his butt twice, slapped off the footprints on it and said, "I have never seen a human-talking cat. Can this cat speak human-talking? That's strange. How many days will I study it before eating?"

The dick looked at the black cat carefully, and did not forget to lick his slightly fucked lips.

The black cat with my tail couldn't help but feel shocked, and it was obviously scared by the savage in front of me.

"Xiao Wu has read a lot of books and he knows a lot of things, but he and Xiao Si and Xiao Liu went to help Lao San sow seeds, and the only one left in the family is the eldest, so why don't you ask the eldest?" Lao Er also became a little interested in this cat.

"Where is Brother Xiaoqi?" I asked my little boss while opening the door.

"Oh, he just saw a tiger, and now he's riding a tiger." The second child patted his hands.

I glanced at it and saw a few tiger hairs mixed in his fingers...

Did you agree to be good friends with animals?

Wearing open-crotch pants, I was shaking Xiao Ding Ding, and then riding a tiger and shouting to collect protection fees... This scene is so beautiful that I dare not even think about it.

I pushed open the wooden door and happened to see the boss touching his white beard basking in the sun. I pulled off the cloth from the black cat's mouth and threw it on the ground.

Before I could speak, the black cat twisted towards the boss like an earthworm.

Its whole body was tied by me, and it rubbed on the ground for a long time before reaching the boss's feet.

The boss looked bad, I knew this a long time ago. He lowered his head and looked at the black cat. The black cat looked up at the boss in shock, and said loudly: "Teacher!!"

"Bang--."

Kick away with one kick!

Continue to twist, continue to be an earthworm, and continue to move to the bottom of the boss's feet.

"Teacher!!" The voice became louder and louder.

"Bang--." He continued to kick away.

Persevere, and still twist...

This scene took seven times, and the boss didn't kick him away for the seventh time. There was no other reason. The boss didn't suddenly feel soft-hearted, but because he was old and his health was not very good. He kicked him seven times in a row, which made him so tired...

The boss was gasping, and the black cat continued to shout: "Teacher! Have a few more kicks! Have a few more kicks! How many years have you been kicked by you! This feels so familiar! I want to cry!"

Paralyzed, such a cheap request. Sure enough, I saw the corner of my boss's mouth twitching, and then I endured the cramps and kicked his right foot again at its cat's butt...

The black cat had a nostalgic expression on his face, as if he was still savoring the smelly foot just now, and he whispered loudly, "That's right, it's this feeling! It's this familiar feeling! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

I don’t know if it was kicked and hurt or was moved to cry after being lost.

"Boss, is it your apprentice? Do you still have a non-human apprentice?" The second child squatted down and helped the boss rub his cramped legs.

"A evil beast!" The boss said loudly. It felt like Sun Wukong shouting "Monster!"

"Boss, is it really a cat?" I asked.

"How do I know?" The boss rubbed his cramped legs, and the white beard shivered in anger.

"Damn, you don't know your apprentice?" I wiped my sweat.

"I have 3,000 disciples, how can I remember to come here?" The boss said naturally. This sentence is too irresponsible.

No wonder the Analects of Confucius was compiled by Confucius and his disciples. Could it be that Confucius, like the eldest, could not remember the names of so many disciples? So I asked a bunch of assistants to help?

"Teacher! Is it okay to have another kick? Just one kick!!" The black cat continued to crawl with earthworms, lying on the ground and lifted his cat's face, with a flattering expression on his face, and little stars lit up in the cat's eyes.

Meow, there is really only crazy in my fairy tale world!

Pharmacy Bilian!

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