Today is a sunny day. I walked slowly back to the dwarf's cabin with my hands in my pockets.

As soon as I approached, I saw a nest of dwarves sitting at the door of the house having breakfast.

Xiaowu and Xiaoqi must have left faster than me. I delayed about a day, but I didn't expect that even the second brother had already returned.

"I'll kill you!" As soon as the second brother saw me, he kicked the table and flew towards me with the help of force.

The table he was kicked at almost broke out.

Damn it!

I calmly avoided my dick's kick, and then quickly inserted my hand into his armpit.

"Hahahahahahahahaha! I...haha, I killed...you!hahahaha!" The second child laughed wildly, his body twisting, like a yangko dance.

"I still want to kill?" I scratched my five fingers hard. I had known the weakness of the second child for a long time. This dwarf who could easily knock down dozens of people with a spear was extremely tickling.

"Hahaha! Kill hahaha!" The dick kept twisting his arms, trying to get out of my claws. But he was scratched by me and couldn't use his whole body, and he had no chance to resist.

"Save...haha...save..."

"Help? I know you're wrong?"

"Hahahahahahahaha...know...know...ahhahahahaha!"

The entire forest was filled with the ultimate laughter of the second child's magical nature.

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In the end, I let my dick go in a lot. The dick was so tired that he smiled. He raised his head and cut me a fierce look. If the eyes were also lethal, I think he would rape me a hundred times.

"Dragon, how did you escape?" I said while washing my hands. I don't know how to use it before the extraordinary period. You ask me why? Because the dick's armpits are smelly... Alas, I still feel that it smells after washing twice...

"Just... just escaped!" The dick subconsciously covered his crotch.

"Awesome!" I gave him a sincere thumbs up. Now I don't know the tragic experience of my second son, and I think it was through force to break through the siege.

Next, I shamelessly ate the breakfast of my second son. Not to mention that Xiao Liu was good at pretending to be cool, his cooking skills were also superb.

"Fang Lin, where is that woman?" The second brother squeezed his eyes at me, as if he had forgotten the incident of me cheating him before. After being scratched by me, I smiled for ten minutes. No matter who it was, the anger in my heart should be consumed.

"Let's go." I continued to snatch breakfast.

"Fang Lin, you entered the palace to steal this woman? Why?" Xiao Wu was puzzled.

"Because it's beautiful! Isn't it good to rob it back and be the wife of the village? It's also worth taking it out!" I said casually, and I looked at the dwarves' incomprehensible eyes and asked, "Don't you think she's beautiful?"

The fifth and second brothers shook their heads together, and the seventh brother was still savoring the high-end vocabulary of Mrs. Yuzhai, as if they wanted to learn it.

It turns out that way! I said before, "Women weigh only 100, either flat chest or short." In fact, there is another sentence... Men are 1.7 meters tall, either spare tire or base.

It is obvious that this sentence was deliberately taken out by a tall man and laughed at a short man. In fact, I personally always think that height is not a big problem, but if you become a dwarf, you really... shorten your personality!

If this sentence is truth, then how loving should these dwarves be?

It’s not that I am a vicious person. When my mother was reading a storybook for me, she said that Snow White came to the forest and saw the cabin. When she was tired, she fell asleep on a few small beds. After the dwarfs came back, they reached an agreement to let the princess live here, but the premise was... to help them with housework! In fact, all they had to do was do housework!!

My God! Snow White is a vase! But the vase is not only visible! You can also touch your own vase!

These dwarves are just holding such a world's number one beauty to do housework at home? They are either female servants or psychological aversions. I can't figure it out anyway!

Now I understand, their aesthetic is very distorted.

"What kind of women look good in your heart?" I asked this question.

The seven dwarfs all fell into deep thought. And I don’t understand why Brother Xiaoqi also had a thoughtful expression. You are a naughty child wearing open-crotch pants and shaking Xiao Dingding, pretending to be your sister!

"I like taller women!" Xiao Si spoke first.

"Oh! I am a fellow fellow, so are I! A tall woman's legs look good!" I gave Xiao Si a confidant look.

Xiao Sishen nodded with consent and said seriously: "Well, my wife in the future will have to be at least 1.3 meters! That way, her legs will look good!"

Listening to his tone, it was like a lofty ambition.

I:"........"

Your sister! She has a hairy legs in one meter three!

I now understand why the dwarf thinks Helen is not good-looking. Helen's size is nearly 1.7 meters... At the same time, I also understand why dwarfs are bachelors. It is hard to find three-legged toads, and people with two legs are everywhere. However, women who are so short are less than 1.3 meters tall. Not to mention looking for them with lanterns, you probably can't find a few adult women like this. Such an aesthetic deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!

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"Xiao Wu, do you mean you left the city with the help of a few of the boss's students?" I looked straight at the dwarf boss. This old guy used to be a teacher?

"Well, when the eldest brother was young, he taught books for several years, and there were about 3,000 students." Xiaowu said for granted.

Three thousand? Wouldn't it be better if you just say you are Confucius?

"Did outsiders say that there are 72 wise men among the disciples?" I tentatively said.

"Hey! How do you know? The boss has 72 disciples who are promising. Some are officials and some are in business, and there are also several people in the Tao. It can be said that they have them in all walks of life and are collectively called the '72 Great Successful People'!" Xiao Wu said in a remark. But what are the 72 Great Successful People? I have thirty-six Heavenly Gangs and Seventy-Two Earth Demons!

The boss touched his white beard proudly, with a smug expression on his face, but said, "Is it necessary to take such a little thing out and say it over and over again? My big disciple..."

The boss kept making a flick of his eyebrows, his eyebrows were almost flying out of the sky spirit! I heard a black look on my face. This old man was not only old, but also very good at bragging...

"Dragon, you're going to fuck everyone, including the Prince Charming?" I looked at the dick with little stars all over my eyes, with admiration on my face.

The second brother waved his right hand and looked like a master, saying, "It is wrong to fight and kill. Although I am very powerful, I am a pacifist..."

As he said that, he saw a bird flying from the branch, picked up the spear next to him and shot it.

What a shameless person!

In the end, I understood that the second brother finally hid in the palace for a night, and the prince charming was trapped in the end, so he didn't die to look for him. As soon as the prince charming master left, he took off a guard's clothes and rushed out happily.

It’s really the essence of bullying the weak and fearing the strong!

"By the way, Fang Lin, there is someone else coming out with me." The second child smacked his lips.

I was about to ask who it was when I saw the small door of the wooden house being pushed open.

"Ah! The weather is good!" The little girl in a skirt and a mask stretched out, her eyes were looking at me, and her beautiful eyes were bent into crescent moons again.

I looked at her and held her right hand slightly tightly. No, I suddenly remembered the feeling of slapping my butt that day.

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[PS1: In my life, after "other people's children", another new word appeared, called "other people's book fans". Alas, I'm so tired, I've begun to wonder whether you love my books or my perfect body... I don't sell flowers, I really don't sell flowers, I'm not.
Chapter completed!