030 [My daughter-in-law is ugly]
I don’t know if you have ever raised a cat. I have one before. Dog owners will feel that there is a dog son, and cat owners will have more cat ancestors. I heard that in the eyes of cats, the humans who feed it every day are 250 plus mental illnesses... Dogs are loyal, and cats are more arrogant. They will not be clingy. On the contrary, when they are wandering around at home occasionally, those who don’t know think that Lafayette has come out for private visits.
This is the case nowadays. Her legs are straight and her steps are not too big or small. She raised her chin slightly, and her face is cold and beautiful, and she walked out directly towards the guard!
Alas, I told her to be careful before, but this woman has no consciousness of running away at all. Silly woman! Stupid woman! You are not the poison queen with high strength and power. What are you showing off?
Alas, I feel so tired, I feel like teaching a husky how to be a human being...
"Slow down!" I looked around for a while, and saw the guards without patrol, so I quickly followed the woman's footsteps.
I whispered: "Remember, find a way to get away with it. Don't talk later. Let me solve everything. Once you find a problem, you can run away quickly and don't worry about me!"
I emphasized again, the woman just glanced at me with a strange look, and then continued to walk forward.
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"Who! You can't leave the city now!" The guard leader blocked our way.
I was blocked by the woman at this moment, afraid that they would see the woman's appearance clearly. Although it was not like the 21st century, as long as people with a little famous photo were posted on the Internet, everyone would know her. In ancient times, few people could recognize her when the emperor changed her clothes and came out to sway her. I think even if a woman was a princess, she probably didn't know many.
But the point is that Snow White can be said to be famous. The whole world knows that she is very white. Just like Tang Monk had just gone to obtain the scriptures, I don’t know who spread the news that eating his meat can lead to immortality. I have always suspected that when Tang Monk was still a golden cicada, he must have relied on his identity as the eldest brother of Tathagata to do evil everywhere, so even the mounts of gods wanted to eat him to relieve his hatred.
Snow White is undoubtedly quite unfair. She is naturally stupid, but her appearance is because of her mother.
Genes are one thing, and the other is because her mother insists on praying to God for a daughter as white as snow, and then it will turn white. She also insists on telling the world! Look at this stinky and beautiful spirit!
Looking at the woman's fair neck and arms, I just felt a little rippling inside.
No one blames you, you can only blame you for being too beautiful.
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"Brother, have you forgotten me? I just entered the city in the morning." As I said that, I leaned over and wanted to try to see if I could scan my face.
"Who are you? You can't leave the city now!" The captain of the guard shouted at me.
Oh, if the second child is here, how could he be so frustrated? Just pull him away with a spear and then walk out. It’s the first time I miss my second child so much...
"Look at it." As I said, I pointed to my leather shoes.
"Oh! So it's you! That juggling?" The guard looked at my crocodile leather shoes, looking like he suddenly realized.
I:"......"
Why do everyone miss a pair of leather shoes, but can't remember my handsome face?
Now is not the time to sigh, I gritted my teeth and said, "Brother, please be kind. I am very familiar with your Urban Management Brigade Captain. How about I ask him to invite you to have a drink next time?"
I betrayed the Urban Management Brigade without hesitation. I guess he is still obsessed with the savage second child, the best thug.
"Urban Management Brigade? What team is that? The kingdom has a new organization?" He turned around and asked his subordinates.
Several guards shook their heads, they had never heard of this name.
"Urban management, everyone is full of elites. It is absolutely fine to fight one hundred. You know, the so-called three thousand urban management companies will sweep the world... By the way, he said his name is Panana." This name is really frustrating. Banana? Banana? I am still apple!
"Oh, that guy! He is my old comrade-in-arms. He told you that he was fighting against a hundred? I didn't expect that so many years have passed and I still love bragging so much." The captain of the guard curled his lips and expressed disdain.
I was delighted that an acquaintance might really be able to get away with it, so I said, "How about it be convenient?"
"Who is behind you?" The captain of the guard frowned and said, "What are you doing if you hide it?"
The woman is tall, but I am not low, 1.8 meters tall, and she just happened to be a little above my shoulder. Now I have grabbed both hands tightly and pressed her behind me. The captain of the guard can only see half of her head.
Not to mention, when I got so close, I could smell a faint fragrance when I sniffed. The fragrance was neither strong nor light, not like the perfume smell of those women on Earth. And there was a softness behind me, and I guess I couldn't touch anything I shouldn't have touched.
I always think I am a gentleman, so I... pretend not to know.
"Oh, my wife is behind me, so don't look at her." I squeezed out an approachable smile.
"Why don't you let me see it? Are you afraid that I will become lustful? Hey, don't you tell me that you know Panana, am I that kind of person?" The captain of the guard said unhappily.
"What's the matter? Brother, listen to me." I leaned into his ear and whispered, "Because my wife is so ugly, I'm afraid... I'm afraid to scare you."
What a joke, I'm really afraid that you will improve - heart! But after all, he is a princess, and you don't have the courage to give you this heart.
My voice was already very light, but the woman behind me still heard it. I obviously felt the temperature around me suddenly drop again... Damn, are you the reincarnation of the Snow Goddess? This is Snow White's world, not Frozen!
"Hahaha! That's really a pain, brother!" The guard captain laughed heartlessly, with the laughter full of mockery.
I really want to use my 43-size shoes to measure how long his face is.
My mouth twitched because the temperature around me dropped again, and I was holding the woman's slender hands and was originally a kind of enjoyment, because the woman's hands were slightly cold and soft as boneless, but the next moment, I grinned.
Your sister! This stupid woman actually uses her nails to pick me! A gentleman doesn’t speak, and he can’t bite people even when he tries his nails! It’s simply obscene!
"Brother, brother, I will come to the royal city to invite you to drink next time. If you don't have some peace of mind, I have something urgent to do. Someone in my family is about to die of old age, and only one breath is left." I was mournful, and the old face of the dwarf boss Gandov appeared in my mind.
"Oh, it's okay to let it go. Someone just ordered that he should be scrutinized. If you let me see how ugly your wife is, I will let you go! Haha, brothers, come and take a look! Let you practice your courage!" The smile of the guard captain made me feel particularly cheap.
In a flash, my brain with the strongest 249 IQ bonus was running rapidly. I was not considering how to get out of trouble. What I was considering was that it would be easier to use "superpower-copy" to make something to hit people.
I really want to create a dog-beating stick and teach him how to "bark" to be beautiful enough!
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Chapter completed!