"Brother Xiaolin, what are you talking about? What are you going to finish the pacifier?" Brother Xiaoqi lay on his dick's head with his pacifier.

I ignored him, a little brat, and asked so much, but the second child was already a little panicked. He knew very well that he had smashed the prince charming with a big stone with his own hands!

"It's strange, my dick, such a big stone hit the head, it recovered so quickly? Are you kidney deficiency? It's too useless? It's just a tough guy on the outside!" I looked at my dick in confusion.

"Who! Who is the kidney deficiency! Do you know that it must be the wizard who can recover from his injuries so quickly!" The second child roared at me.

"Witch?" I frowned and couldn't help but think of the Poison Queen.

"Well, the wizard is the most mysterious group of people in this world. They all have magical powers. Fang Lin, aren't you a wizard? Didn't you show me some holy fire order that day?" Xiao Wu looked at me and said.

I want to slap myself again, telling you to pretend, now I'll just catch you blindly. The three dwarves all looked at me with eager eyes, as if they wanted me to show my power. I know the best how much I am. What a wizard is, I just use a lighter to bully you guys who have never seen the world.

"Fang Lin, make a decision quickly! If you don't rush now, the guards will patrol here later!" Xiao Wu used his terrifying brain that was comparable to a computer to calculate a lot of probability. Anyway, I couldn't understand it, but I chose to believe him.

However, the woman kept holding her shoulders and watching coldly, as if she was just a spectator watching the fun, looking like she was not concerned about her own affairs. Alas, I almost forgot that this woman was stupid.

Every time I dislike her stupidity, I will look at her beautiful face. Not to mention, my anger is really a little bit gone. Well, I have always been so superficial. Looking at the world of face, I have to keep up with the trend!

"Die, are you afraid of having sex?" I smiled and raised my second shoulder. I asked this sentence when I asked him to perform a juggling.

"Get out quickly!" The second brother immediately noticed something was wrong. Damn, who said this dwarf was stupid? At first I thought the second brother was like Li Kui and had a stubborn mind. Now I discovered that he was Lu Zhishen at all. According to my high school Chinese teacher, he was just rough and thin! He looked stupid on the outside, but he didn't mention how many little people there were in his heart, at least he was not so stupid that he didn't know how to live or die.

Only Xiaoqi brother, clapping his little hands without knowing his life and death, said, "Come into the bowl!"

Me, Xiaowu, second child: "..."

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The Prince Charming rode a white horse and slowly entered the palace. His robe was as gorgeous as ever, but I always maliciously guessed that the handsome face behind the mask would have been disfigured!

Just as the prince charming was about to dismount, he saw a short thing running towards this side. At first, the prince and the guards were stunned, but in a moment, a big egg could be stuffed into their mouths.

Damn, what the hell is this?

The whole body is muscular, with legs full of hair. The most fatal thing is wearing a mask and a skirt! The wide skirt seems to be tied to the body like a tight-fitting gay-ni, which is simply challenging everyone's visual nerves!

Obviously, not everyone has the same heavy taste as that fat man.

The prince charming immediately closed his beautiful eyes and waved his hand quickly: "What the hell, hurry up and drive away!"

Judging from his impatient appearance, it was like catching a fly. But that's right. In fact, I also think that such a dick is more disgusting than a fly...

The most annoying thing is that the dick even stuck out her big butt at the prince charming...!

If you think this is over, you are wrong!

He turned around and even gave a big kiss to the Prince Charming!

If I were a prince charming, I would definitely want to commit suicide now. No matter how bad I am, I would still blind myself. When I stand so far, I feel that my pure heart is polluted...

"Catch him quickly! Immediately!" The prince charming pulled out his sword, but did not do it himself. It was obvious that he felt that touching this monster might cause his hands to rot.

Several guards immediately stepped forward, and the second brother was so anxious! He had an extremely powerful combat power, so there was no problem rushing out alone, but it was obviously unlikely to take us out with a group of people. Unless he had an extra attribute called "our friends."

Why call us friends? Because there is a good song: it’s him! it’s him! it’s him! It’s him! Our friend - Little Nezha!

If the second child has three heads and six arms, I firmly believe that he does not need his hard arms to suck people. A large number of people can be scared to death by just scaring him.

"It seems that you can only use a trick." The second brother sighed in his heart, touched his mask, then spread his big feet and ran back for more than ten steps. Then he stuck out his butt and said quietly: "Prince Charming, do you still remember the big rocks on the edge of the forest?"

This resentful tone felt like asking: Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake?

The latter aroused the endless longing of His Majesty the Emperor, while the former aroused the prince charming's rage!

Damn! It turns out that it is this ugly stone that was thrown away!

Grandma, uncle can tolerate aunty! If you don’t take this revenge, you will have no shame to continue living in this world!

The prince charming drew out his sword, turned over and got off the horse and chased him wildly. Judging from his posture, he had to slash the second son alive. Seeing that the guards guarding the gate of the door saw that the prince had gone wild, he hurriedly followed him to help, although they really didn't want to look at the second son again.

"Fang Lin, your move is too poisonous." Xiao Wu sighed, but no matter how he looked, he felt a gloating look on his face. It was obvious that the second child always slaps him on weekdays, and he was still happy to watch it.

"The more powerful one is still behind." I put my hands on my hips and smiled complacently, as if my wisdom beads were holding it, everything was under control.

Now I feel that I am simply planning and winning thousands of miles away!

The dick didn't run fast because the hem of the skirt was too small, so he could easily trip over and pull the egg. Whenever he was about to be caught up, the dick would stop and stick out his butt, and then give a kiss to the back....

In an instant, everyone, including the Prince Charming, instantly petrified! He turned his head at an extremely fast speed, and I really doubted whether it would flash to my neck too quickly.

The next moment, the second child would take the opportunity to spread his feet and continue running wildly. There were more and more guards around him, but whenever the second child turned around and threw a kiss, no one dared to move! The effect was even more terrifying and weird than Queen Medusa's petrochemical technique!

I couldn't help but remember a song, how could I sing it?

——"Just because I looked at you more in the crowd."

That’s right! The second brother is a living "Legend"!

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Chapter completed!