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024 [If I were...]

[Thanks to Piaohong, the 100,000 starting point coin of "Wu Shaoyue", for becoming the first leader of this book. Thank you to the local tyrants. In addition, thank you for your reward and support for "Five Days of Hungry" and "Schrodwardzenegger".]

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The girl's eyes are indeed very beautiful, and I admit that I almost fell into it at that moment, but I still did not forget my mission! I am the "dark horse prince" who saved Snow White!

"Tsk, it's not rare or rare!" I waved my hand.

"Hmph, you will regret it then, puppy!"

"I warn you, don't call me a puppy!"

"Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!"

Hey, I have such a bad temper! If it weren't for scrambling in, I would have smashed her little ass!

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The two guards said nothing and took us all the way across the red carpet. As soon as they opened the door, they saw sixty or seventy men and women wearing masks and gorgeous robes inside. There were fruit plates, wine, cakes and breads on the long table, and some staple foods were placed.

It’s worthy of being a dance party in the palace and a buffet, it’s amazing!

The girl and I came in hand in hand, but it didn't attract much attention, but the dick pushed Xiaoqi brother in, and there was a little Wu with no breasts standing beside him, and everyone's eyes gathered in an instant.

"Hey, look, that woman's legs are so thick and short, and her legs are so long! It's so scary!"

"That woman is also very strange. She is thin and has no breasts at all. It feels like her breasts are shrunk!"

I listened to the soft whispers around me, and the girl and I forced ourselves to stop laughing, especially the last sentence that my breasts were sagged in. It was so fucking...image!

I can imagine that Xiaowu and Lao Er's faces must be red and blue behind the mask. I vaguely saw that Lao Er's hands holding the pusher in the stroller were holding tightly. Then... the pusher... cracked!

Only Brother Xiaoqi, the heartless little guy, laughed while holding the bottle in his mouth, but then he couldn't laugh.

"The baby should be the child of the breastless woman on the stroller. I don't know if it's a man or a woman. If his mother's breasts are cramped in, how can he live in the future? It's probably a freak!"

I quickly walked over and held Xiaoqi Brother down, and whispered: "Brother Xiaoqi, can you win the face if you sell me?"

Brother Xiaoqi spit out his pacifier and said angrily: "Parastic! Who is my brother Xiaoqi? He is known as the Little Overlord of the East Forest! When did he get this kind of anger? I remember when I was traversing the East Forest..."

I persuaded me for a long time, and the angry little brother finally got angry.

These people around are not nobles or wealthy businessmen, so why do they speak so poisonously? But that's right. Anyway, the clothes worn with masks are strange, and their voices are probably deliberately changed. This kind of dance is to make everyone unable to guess who the other party is. Since they don't know who the other party is, what's wrong with complaining a few words?

What's more, if you ask yourself, I think what they are saying is completely the truth! Is it a guilty to tell the truth?

Next, we found a corner and stood there. Xiao Wu looked so embarrassed. He pulled the corner of his skirt from time to time and pulled the cuffs from time to time. His little eyes were extremely resentful, as if he was a pitiful divorced young woman who was defeated by a heartless man......

Sure enough, I am not the only one who has this idea!

Not long after, Xiao Wu was surrounded by fucking men!

All of these men showed a strong desire for protection. Look at this young woman, although she has no breasts and is thin, her little eyes, her twisted movements, and her petite body are so seductive! She is like a little bird, making people want to rub it into her arms to protect her!

"Beautiful lady, can I ask you to dance a dance?" A man bent down as a gentleman and stretched out his hand.

He was wearing a tuxedo-like dress and was quite elegant.

"Can you recognize who it is?" I asked the girl in a low voice.

"If you can't recognize me, everyone here will deliberately disguise me, giggle." The girl was obviously amused, but she knew very well that Xiaowu was just a thin and short man.

I can imagine how shameless Xiao Wu’s face behind the mask is now.

There were more and more people gathering around Xiaowu, and there were five people all at once. They all extended their hands and wanted Xiaowu to dance the first dance with them. I now understand why Lin Daiyu is also very popular. Many men like to release their desire for protection that they have nowhere to suppress...

However, Xiao Wu's twistedness was actually not used to this dress.

Moreover, don’t you think his breasts are a little small? Could it be that the era of small breasts has arrived?

"Go, go! Look for Snow White by the way!" I winked at Xiao Wu, and then told him the code words between us with my mouth.

Xiao Wu looked ugly, but he looked at me and then at my dick. He gritted his teeth and had to bite the bullet. There was no way, my dick is now being used as a gun, and I always threatened him with everyone's common secrets. The dick beat Xiao Wu, but he never ruthlessly...

"Beautiful...beautiful lady, can I ask you to dance a dance?" A man suddenly stretched out his hand to the dick! And his tone was a little excited and nervous!

It was a little fat man, his clothes were bulging with fat all over his body.

Are you blind or blind? Do you think your conscience is strongly condemned when you say the five words "Beautiful Miss"? Are people in the fairy tale world so special? Look at the long, thick and dense leg hair on the second child's legs, and the fat guy, you can really do it...

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The dance music started quickly, and it was really time for us to come. It happened to be the time to dance. Xiaowu and Lao Er surrendered under my lewd power. Lao Er gritted their teeth and took the fat man's hand, while Xiaowu picked one of them in the crowd. The other four gritted their teeth and sighed, as if they were a pity.

If they knew that they were fighting for a dwarf, they would probably cry all night with Zhuzi in their arms.

"We'll go too?" the girl blinked at me.

I sighed. Since I had come, I could only keep up, but I still added an additional condition and said, "You are Snow White's personal servant, you must be very familiar with her. Even if she is wearing a mask, you can recognize her, right? I can dance with you, but you have to help me find Snow White!"

The girl smiled again. She loved to laugh very much. Her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon and said, "Okay, okay, after dancing with me, I will help you find the princess, and I will guarantee to help you find the princess!"

Seeing her swearing, I led her to the center of the dance floor behind the second little girl's butt. Of course, I didn't forget to push the stroller. I was worried that I would leave Xiaoqi alone here. I was afraid that when I came back later, he would pick up the mates everywhere...

The melodious music has already started, and many people have started to pull up their dance partners and dance. I can do it, but the second and Xiaowu are stunned. They are secluded dwarves, so how can they dance?

At this time, the scene was so embarrassing. Brother Qi, who had been drinking milk, suddenly spit out his pacifier and said loudly: "Silly! Did you forget the dance that Brother Xiaolin had been drunk that day? Didn't you dance all night later?" As he said that, he seemed to want to jump out of the stroller and dance. Those who didn't know about it thought he was the young dance king...

Xiaowu and the second brother immediately lit up. I forgot what dance I had ever danced... I stayed with the dwarf and had to get drunk every few days. But I carefully considered my own wine. Although it was very average, there should still be a lower limit. If it was too excessive, I should not dance in public, right? After all, wine tastes, and my character...oh, let's not talk about it, the red scarf on my chest is so bright.

I looked at Xiaowu, Xiaowu looked at the second child, and then the two of them let go of the hands that their dance partners were holding.

They twisted their butts, stood in the middle of the dance floor, and then began...swaying their hands!

While shaking his head, he pulled his vocal cords and sang in a sharp voice: "If I were DJ, would you love me? Will you love me? Will you love me?!"

Me: "Lonely...Damn!"

The most annoying thing is that the dick is still shaking her... big butt!

At this moment, it's so embarrassing...

Paralysis! This is a masquerade, not a night shop!

Mom, what a chicken!

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Chapter completed!
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