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022 [Fuck, my donkey is here]

The three views of the Time and Space Administration have never been very positive, but I didn’t expect the lower limit to be so low.

The promised robbery turned into a kidnapping. It would be fine if the kidnapping was a kidnapping, but it still looked like a... underage?

Paralysis, little sister, do you look fifteen years old?

I was pressed under my body with a very thin little girl, well, she was wearing a maid outfit. She couldn't say that she was as exaggerated as skinny as her bones, and she looked pretty pretty. Her face was quite delicate, although not as good as Yaya, but her eyes were particularly smart and shiny. At this moment, she was wearing a ponytail, with a little dust and greasy face, but even so, it could not hide her bright eyes like stars.

Well, it is a potential stock. I guess I don’t eat very well, so I have beautiful breasts and no butts. Just take care of it for a while, then... uh, no, it’s not the time to think about such things!

"Bang--." The wooden door of the kitchen was violently knocked open.

Swish——, nine figures rushed in through the dust of flour.

"Ahh! Big cousin! Are you okay? We have been listening to your movements outside the wall. You... 告? Are you playing a game?" Lola's voice, Ma Daha, came into my ears.

I was not surprised that they could hear my movements from dozens of meters away. These nine superwomen are all the kind of things that can be used to dismantle Gundam with bare hands. Even if she said she was actually a descendant of Saiyans, I would never be scared. Just like when I was a child, I always suspected that my bloodline was superior because of my high IQ. They were definitely not normal people.

Lola is a second-handed person, and Xiaoqi is indifferent to everything except for showing off. At this moment, she is trying hard to shape her face in a piece of flour. Those who don’t know think they are taking artistic photos on the top of the snow mountain. Only Yaya, who is a little normal, frowned her beautiful little brow and looked at the little chef who was pressed on her body and covered her mouth with a scrutiny look.

She looked at the little chef's flat land, then looked down at her small hillside, and breathed a sigh of relief.

I:"%&*@……!"

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Overall, the kidnapping incident was completed smoothly, without any difficulty at all, so easy that I was puzzled by the time the mission system was so kind-hearted? And I also officially joined the ranks of shameful "human traffickers", and I was still abducting young women, and it felt embarrassing to say it.

The mission system adheres to the principle of forcing good people to become prostitutes. It seems that right and wrong have made me a leader who will do everything evil. Fortunately, I just robbed a girl and didn't ask me to kill a pair of Khitan men and women holding children. Otherwise, the plot of the story would have taken the strange route of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". In order to find the legendary "leading brother", Mr. Jin Yong was soaked in one breath...

"Swoosh--." Lola didn't blink at the wall that was more than three meters high. In addition to being able to hold back for more than ten minutes in one breath, I've seen this marine creature with great force long ago. It's endless to catch fish. If she were the protagonist in "The Old Man and the Sea", I guess this book can only start with tens of thousands of words. The plot of being dragged by a big fish can be deleted directly, and maybe who will drag whom.

The little sevens also flew out, and the sevens were fucking each other, even snake spirits could do it, let alone mere walls.

"Ahhh! Big cousin, jump quickly!" Lola squatted on the wall. From my perspective, most of her face was covered by her chest.

"Lola, stop making trouble, have you forgotten that my cousin is a weak man?" Yaya said seriously, and as she said, she grabbed my arm with one hand and prepared to take me over.

Although I know that in their eyes, "weak chicken" is a general term for normal ordinary people and five scumbags like me, but for no reason, I am still a little unhappy. The general term for "Harry Potter" who does not know magic is a general term, which is better than theweak chicken!

"Scatter!" My heart for victory and defeat began to explode.

I took the left and then, and finally took out a rag bag, which was the space bag given to me by the dwarf boss. At the beginning, I used it to hold the dick and ran around the entire royal city. Later, the dick "Sleeping Beauty" was awakened by his fat prince, and the rag bag was naturally left by me.

I took a long time into the rag bag and finally took out a...stick!

Do you still remember the flying hen on the banks of Daming Lake?

It is the flying broom made by the boss that doesn't even have a broom head, at best it's a stick...

"I forgot that my serious profession is a magician! I'm optimistic, the following is the moment to witness the miracle!"

I hugged the little chef and came for a run-up, then rode on the flying hen, drawing a mysterious arc, feeling happy and chic!

"Bang——, oh!" I fell to my butt again. I should have gotten an authentic flying broom from Helen, otherwise I wouldn't be worthy of my high profile.

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After some trouble, it was already the time when the moonlight was dim. This was a good time to visit the Qinglou. You could do some shy things like "Hello everyone is really good", but I could only bring nine unlovely sisters to grab... Little chef!

I'll have 40 sisters, so I'll force a little chef to me. I don't bring such a child breeding base!

The little chef in the inexplicable 'female-servant-dress' in his arms became a little weird after a short period of struggle. He didn't struggle or scream, so he didn't even have the chance to say "Your body is honester than your mouth." Her smart big eyes looked around, as if she was very interested in us.

Since she was so good at it, I was too lazy to continue covering her, so I simply put her on the ground and let her follow her... Huh, I ran for several miles on my back, and I was so tired. Anyway, I had already run out of the city, and this kidnapping was perfectly successful. The guards guarding the city were too lazy to stop me this time, and I would not have a good end to stop me anyway. The last time I went to the palace to grab Helen, the guards who stopped me became ice sculptures. This time, when I came to kidnap, the guards who stopped me might be beaten into pig's heads by nine sisters, the kind of green-haired pig in the "Angry Birds", which flew poor eggs as soon as they hit.

After running for more than half an hour, I always felt that something was missing. After a while, I realized it.

"Damn it! Where is my donkey!"

Damn, the fart donkey that just summoned - Amao, just disappeared from the bird! I received the bento so quickly, so why should I summon it?

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[Believe it or not, today I will start to recover at least 2 updates per day. If... I didn't die in front of the computer, I'll ask for Sanjiang votes and recommendation votes, so I said pitifully.]
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