Chapter 552 Solomon
In order to maintain the noble dignity of His Highness Princess, Zhou Jun naturally could not lose his links at this critical moment. He had to ignore the existence of Rider, but Rider had already cut off the translation thread. Without the translation, Zhou Jun was knocked back to his original form and was a fool who could not understand anything.
Zhou Jun is no longer the timid and afraid of trouble now. When he saw Rider stopping his translation, he yelled at Rider's ox cart despite the shock of the people present: "Translation for me, don't interrupt me to talk to others!"
Rider seemed to realize that he had made a mistake, shrugged and said, "Okay, master, I'll come back later! Roar~" He drove the Divine Ox Cart again.
It was so rude, but fortunately, the African princess couldn't understand Chinese, so she asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"
Finally, the translation thread started again, and Zhou Jun said a little embarrassedly: "I'm distracted by something unexpected, sorry." This sentence is not what he wanted to say, but the translation thread teaches him like this, he can only say this.
The Princess was indeed full of guests, and Zhou Jun was just one of the curious tourists. The Princess had money, so I asked everyone to have lunch together. Zhou Jun wasted all the lunch he ordered by himself. He was very satisfied and respected the last seat. It was really inconvenient to be unable to speak independently.
If you want to speak independently, you have to mutter in a low voice before the translation thread will help him. Will others think he is a brainless person?
Taking advantage of no one else's attention, Zhou Jun stretched out his fingers and summoned the virtual computer to connect to the Internet. He sent a message to the Japanese der, saying: "In order to better translate my words, we have to make some code words."
Rider replied: "No problem, tell me, what do you want to do?"
Zhou Jun thought for a long time before he thought of some vague inspiration: "When I want to say something, I whisper a few words. You have to figure out what I want to say from these few short words of mine, can you do it?"
Rider: "What if there are many meanings?"
Zhou Jun thought for a long time and said, "You list all the possibilities for me to choose! Of course, you must arrange them according to the level of possibilities. The way I choose is to use gestures, look at my fingers, pinch that finger and treat which answer you have chosen. Do you understand?"
"The number of fingers is ambiguous, now you pinch it from the beginning and see what your so-called sequence looks like."
Zhou Jun stretched out his hands and looked at it, and decided on a plan. Because the thumb is used as a "mouse", there are only eight numbers in total. The palms of both hands are facing upwards, from left to right, the index finger of the left hand counts the first one, the second one in the middle finger, the third one in the ring finger, the fourth one in the little finger, and the opposite one in the right hand.
In fact, this is still a bit of a brainless person, but for communication, this is a good solution. Zhou Jun was deeply impressed by his intelligence and talent. I may be a talent.
In this way, it is also very convenient to answer questions. If there are two answers, "Yes" and "No", Rider can project two answers on his retina. He can command the translation thread to complete the work without everyone knowing it. Hehe, it's good, it's interesting.
Of course, all of this must be done where his own eyes can see, otherwise Rider will not see his gestures.
A foreigner saw Zhou Jun moving his fingers all the time and asked with concern: "What's wrong with your fingers? Why does it seem like he has Parkinson's disease?"
The answer given to him was: "I don't have Parkinson's disease, it's a disease that only elderly people have." This is not something Zhou Jun wants to answer. He was helpless. Alas, a cyborg is a cyborg and can never be like a human.
Zhou Jun suddenly remembered a crosstalk joke, and said funny: "Sun Wukong is very stupid and innocent. He is just a monkey. He guards the Pantao Garden. Seven fairies come to pick peaches. He shouted "Seven fairies have decided here, and he actually turned around to pick peaches! It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys!"
Supporting actor: "What if it were you?" Funny actor: "I have to get a basket."
The dynasty is a bit like a monkey.
I wonder if Li Xian's devil Saber will be so stupid as well. Suddenly I remembered that Brother Li came, Zhou Jun sent a message to Li Xiantai: "Thank you for your gift, I like it very much!"
Li Xiantai replied quickly: "Welcome to the magic world."
Zhou Jun: "However, I obviously overestimated the ability of the Japanese der. I had lunch with her friends in an African princess. They all spoke English and French. I didn't know it. They all rely on instant translation of Japanese der. I was quite excited at first, but I soon discovered that Japanese der's details of interpersonal relationships were not very good for me."
Li Xiantai: "Haha, be content, your daily der computing power is half that of my saber, of course it is a little worse."
Zhou Jun: "Oh, it seems that technology has boundaries, small flaws, and the flaws do not conceal the merits. I still like Japanese people very much."
Li Xiantai: "…How does the African princess look?"
Zhou Jun: "It looks pretty! Really! I don't believe that black girls are OK, which subverts my three views!"
Li Xiantai: "Send her video to take a look."
Zhou Jun: "This... I'm a princess, so it's not easy to take photos, right? What's more, you want videos!"
Li Xiantai: "You ask Rider to do it, and everything you see in your eyes will be stored in him and can be redirected at any time."
Zhou Jun was shocked: "Really? Another very powerful thing. Come on, come!"
Rider drove his ox carriage and rushed over again, looking like he was not going to kill him, and he rushed over and laughed, "Okay, master! As you wish!"
Rider is a good player in making video playback, and soon compiled a video with the African princess as the protagonist.
Li Xianta looked at it for a while and praised: "No, Brother Jun has been lucky enough to meet such a beautiful woman, tsk tsk!"
Zhou Jun: "Bah, I just look from afar and don't dare to play with it. I have my Xiaojuan, oh, how is she doing recently?"
Li Xiantai: "She, I don't know. But there is good news. She helped me transfer the cash to the bank and did a good job, so in order to praise her, I gave her 300,000 yuan to open a cafe. You might have been dead by that time.
So I commemorate your undead soul. I asked her to call the coffee shop Junyou, right?"
Zhou Junxi said: "She opened a cafe herself? She no longer works with the boss who covets her beauty? It's great. I really want to thank you for this. I am worthy of being my elder brother. I will be willing to let you go with my sword!"
Li Xiantai: "But you are so happy. Well, the benefits of our Fantasy Mirror World must be good, so I approved you to find her first, and the Carnival can slow down a little."
Zhou Jun was very moved and repeatedly expressed his intention to slap the elder brother, one after another.
Li Xiantai: "Just just plugging yourself, I designed a Little Li dart. The box as big as a palm can hold 9 ninja darts. With your current cultivation level, it is enough to accidentally cause fatal damage to the enemy, which is equivalent to carrying 9 bullets with you.
This can greatly improve your survivability. After you return to the Qing Dynasty, you will use the global network of 3dhub, a 3D printer, to print it out. I will ask Saber to send the detailed information to a daily basis, practice hard, and be a low-key and dangerous warrior!"
Zhou Jun: "Yes! Brother, don't worry, I must live well and help my brother work well to be worthy of your support!"
It’s better to chat online, and it can be said that it’s very smooth if you are rude.
No words all night.
The next day, Zhou Jun got up in high spirits, humming a song while washing, and asked vaguely: "Rider, where have we been?"
Rider's voice replied: "It has arrived at the Solomon Islands, master."
Zhou Jun, who was ignorant, had no idea where this was, and said, "Show me the map."
Rider: "As you wish!"
A huge electronic map of the world appeared on the mirror in front of Zhou Jun, and pointed out the location of the Solomon Islands in a high-profile manner, which was really clear at a glance.
Zhou Jun: "What kind of place is this?"
Rider: "This is one of the least developed countries in the world. Because of their long-term independence, they have been punished by the United Nations for economic sanctions. It is also the most dangerous sea area for our trip."
Zhou Jun frowned: "I don't know that there will be danger when I take a luxury cruise ship."
Rider: "Because the economy is underdeveloped, there will be pirates. However, we will not dock, and there will be no problems in theory. The probability of encountering pirates is only 10%.
Zhou Jun: "Oh, that's very small, I was shocked."
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a loud "bang" sound, and the hull shaking. Zhou Jun just heard Rider's analysis and was so scared that he broke the glass in his hand.
"What's going on?" Zhou Jun said in shock.
Rider couldn't answer him, Rider was not omnipotent.
The bangs kept ringing, and finally, Zhou Jun, who was surprised and suspicious, heard the captain shouting in the horn: "Dear passengers, dear passengers! I am very sorry to tell you a bad news. We have encountered pirates! We have encountered pirates! This is not funny, we have really encountered pirates. They are firing like us."
A series of screams came from the women and sissies in various cabins, confirming that this was an unfortunate news.
"No way, Rider, can I say you are a crow's mouth?" Zhou Jun, a person who has experienced strong storms, was actually calm and was in a joking mood.
What he didn't know was that after the black princess confirmed the news, her face turned pale.
The captain continued: "It seems that we have to surrender! Passengers, we have to surrender to the pirates, otherwise the other party's cannon will sank our ship. It will bring many inconveniences to everyone, which is very regrettable! Don't panic, our company has strong financial resources, and the insurance company will give you huge compensation.
After the pirates boarded the ship, please work together with the pirate brothers to avoid causing unnecessary trouble to everyone. Thank you for your cooperation! I wish you a happy journey!”
Chapter completed!