Chapter Eleven The Inner Palace(1/2)
Chapter 11 Inner Palace ()
Returning from the stadium to the Ganqing Palace, more than a dozen palace maids served Zhu Youxiao Xiangtang to bathe. As personal eunuchs, Yi Tusheng was always waiting by his side, never leaving.
The bathroom was filled with naked women, laughing and fighting while serving the emperor. Faced with such spring scenery, Zhu Youxiao seemed to have not realized it. He just closed his eyes and rested, but Yi Tusheng was cheaper and was full! Fortunately, the palace maids did not regard him as a man and were not shy at all.
After taking a shower, Zhu Youxiao changed his dragon robe, tied his crown and tied his belt, and sat on the imperial seat in the hall of the Ganqing Palace.
The memorials on the table were piled up like a hill, but he seemed to be unaware. As soon as he sat down, he turned his head and said to Yi Tusheng, "Xiao Yizi, you have just entered the palace, and no one has eaten yet?"
Fortunately, Yi Tusheng had some understanding of Ming Dynasty history, otherwise this might have been invisible. The so-called "food" turned out that the eunuchs on duty in the Ming Dynasty could no longer cook in the palace. Every time it was time to eat, they could only eat their own cold meals, but the palace maids could catch fire. So the eunuchs asked the familiar palace maids to serve as warm food. Over time, the palace maids and eunuchs became acquainted with each other, called "food" and were also a "vegetarian". Except for the matter of bed curtains, they were no different from the couple outside.
"Your Majesty, the slave has just arrived, and no one is willing to pair up with the slave!" Yi Tusheng reported truthfully.
"Oh, so that's it. Seeing that you are smart and very happy, I assigned a palace maid to 'eat' you," said Zhu Youxiao.
Yi Tusheng said with courage: "Your Majesty, although the slave is an eunuch, he has a high vision. He doesn't even look down on ordinary palace maids and slaves!"
Zhu Youxiao was amused by him and said, "You are quite particular, just for me, why don't I give you a concubine?"
Yi Tusheng hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Long live the joking, I have no intention of me!"
Zhu Youxiao laughed so hard that he was so angry: "I see that you are such a servant, you can really make me happy. I will give you a more elegant palace maid food! Xiaotao, you have come out to meet Eunuch Yi!"
The palace shoes were shattered and slowly came. A beautiful palace maid flashed among the palace maids. Her hair was shining with beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and she bowed lightly, and said quietly: "Your Majesty, the maid has a foodie!"
Zhu Youxiao's face darkened and he said angrily: "Do you dare to disobey the imperial edict?"
Xiao Tao's face changed drastically, and she kowtowed quickly: "The maid doesn't dare, the maid follows the order!"
Zhu Youxiao smiled and said to Yi Tusheng: "Xiao Yizi, are you still satisfied with her?"
Yi Tusheng saw Xiaotao, with pink face and peach cheeks, and was extremely charming, and said repeatedly: "Satisfied, very satisfied."
Zhu Youxiaoxiu said: "From today on, you will teach me all the skills of playing shuttlecock today. I will not treat you badly. I will impart knowledge about carpentry to you in exchange. You know that I will never take advantage of others. Such a kind of loyalty is the demeanor of the emperor."
"Long live my emperor, long live my emperor. The emperor is truly a wise ruler of the ages. Yao, Shun, Yu and Tang are alive. A servant can serve the emperor in this life, even though he dies without any complaints!" Yi Tusheng took out all the disgusting words on the TV series.
Zhu Youxiao nodded and said, "As long as you serve me wholeheartedly, I will definitely not treat you badly. The so-called "death of death" will not happen. There is still a lot of blessings!"
Yi Tusheng kowtowed and said, "The emperor is kind and kind, and the servants must repay them with death."
Zhu Youxiao said lightly: "Get up first. I'm a little tired. Go and rest first. Tomorrow morning, you can teach me to play shuttlecock. It's better to prepare a joke like today, go down."
As soon as Yi Tusheng walked out of the corridor, someone suddenly called out in a sweet voice behind him: "Eunuch Yi, please go slowly!"
Yi Tusheng looked back and didn't expect that it was his wife Xiao Tao. This little peach was graceful and charming, and was a bit wild. He was between twenty-one and two years old. He was considered an old man among the palace maids. I think he had already reached the age of Sichun, but he was trapped in the deep palace and could not do anything.
Yi Tusheng hurried over and grabbed her soft little hand and said, "What can you tell me about Madam?"
"Go!" Xiaotao broke free and sneered: "Who is your wife!"
Yi Tusheng boldly patted her elastic buttocks, and Xiao Tao was so scared that she screamed: "You dog slave, so bold!" Her face was really blushing like a peach.
Yi Tusheng blocked her slender waist with his hands more and more boldly. Xiao Tao suddenly pursed her lips and laughed: "You are a castrator, and you are so romantic. What's the use of you teasing me? You're just anxious!"
Yi Tusheng leaned into her ear and said, "You know a lot, but I, a castrator, are different from other castrators... If you don't believe me, try it!"
Xiao Tao chuckled, her pretty face turned slightly red, and said, "What's the difference, but I don't believe it!"
His right hand swept Yi Tusheng's crotch intentionally or unintentionally, and he felt his hard fingers hurt, which scared her to lose her vigor and shouted: "You... escape... death penalty!"
Yi Tusheng was so bold that he was very brave. He smiled and held her hand and touched her body. Xiao Tao couldn't help but moan and said panting: "You are too brave!"
Yi Tusheng smiled and said, "You won't go and report me, are you?"
Xiao Tao's delicate body shook, slowed down her speaking speed, and said word by word: "I am also lonely in the palace. If you promised to be by my side all the time, I will naturally not report you...ah..."
Yi Tusheng caressed her chest and buttocks irregularly with both hands, and smiled sinisterly: "Aren't you afraid of death?"
Xiao Tao bit his lips and smiled, squeezed him tightly with his towering chest, twisted his waist and said, "It's even more uncomfortable to be a widow in the palace than to die. I have lived such a life. Since Your Majesty asks you and me to eat, we will not be suspicious if we get closer. How can we say that there is a death sentence? But I risked the death sentence to hide it for you, but you must repay me."
Yi Tusheng sighed, "I don't have the money!"
Xiaotao took out his arms, turned a circle in front of his eyes, pulled him forward, and said, "Just use your body to repay you. Don't think I'm very mean. The women in the palace are actually very pitiful..."
Yi Tusheng walked out of Xiao Tao's room in a comfortable manner. Xiao Tao had his own room because he was a senior palace maid. It was almost dawn. At night, the two of them had sex with each other seventeen or eighteen times. Xiao Tao screamed so hard that his voice was hoarse, and he almost woke up the other palace maids.
Yi Tusheng came to the Qianqing Palace early, waiting for Zhu Youxiao to wake up and go to play shuttlecock together. The palace maid on duty told him that His Majesty did not spend the night in Qianqing Palace, but went to Feng Guiren, Renshou Palace to spend the night.
Yi Tusheng inquired in detail about the location of Renshou Palace and trotted all the way.
Outside the west warm pavilion of Qianqing Palace, there were five bungalows built under the east and west corridors. The decoration was very gorgeous, with doors and windows closed, and there were palace maids on duty in front of the door. Yi Tusheng was wondering, not knowing who lived here, and his footsteps had turned around the corridor. He took a shortcut to Renshou Palace from the corner gate next to him. He never thought he would walk too fast and bumped into a soft ball of things.
The lights on the corridor were very dim. Through the lights, Yi Tusheng saw a woman lying on the ground. You said how this woman looked like in life. She only saw her face, her waist was like a willow, her temperament was soft and charming, and her attitude was sarcastic. She was in her early thirties, as if she was Nanzi and Xia Ji was the same first-class person.
Yi Tusheng didn't notice that she was wearing a long skirt that was mopping the floor. He thought she was an ordinary palace maid, but he was so lustful that he reached out to pull it.
The woman looked at him with a soft expression on her eyes and praised: "What a handsome and tough eunuch, why are she so reckless when walking!"
Yi Tusheng put a right palm flat on her plump waist, lifted it up hard, and smiled in her ear, "Sister, you are the palace maid in the palace. Why did you give birth to a fox fairy like a fox fairy? I'm so fascinated!"
The man's masculine heat continued to spread from Yi Tusheng's palm to the woman's body, and the woman's whole body suddenly felt numb and itchy.
After all, there are differences between real eunuchs and fake eunuchs. She has never felt this feeling in eunuchs.
The woman suddenly changed her color and scolded: "The boy from there dares to eat my tofu. Do you really don't know who I am?" Yi Tusheng dragged her chin and kissed her red lips forcibly. The woman was so angry that she trembled all over.
Yi Tusheng said, "Tell you, I am Your Majesty's personal eunuch. I am not afraid of you. Just go and sue me!" I thought to myself, with Eunuch Wei here, I would not be able to sue me.
The woman was trembling all over when she was kissed by him, and she finally broke free from his strong arms, saying angrily: "Do you know that teasing the palace maid is a death sentence?"
Yi Tu looked at her in a daze and said, "Sister, I'm going to rush to Renshou Palace to meet the emperor. If you miss me, I'll wait for me here tomorrow night, 88!" After that, he left.
When Zhu Youxiao got up, he shouted that Yi Tusheng would teach him to play shuttlecock, and Yi Tusheng had to obey his orders.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Youxiao's physical strength was much higher than that of ordinary people in terms of entertainment. He was so happy from morning to night that he almost exhausted Yi Tusheng, the ace agent. If he had spent one-third of his experience on handling national affairs, I believe Wei Zongxian would not have the chance to ruin his empire.
At night, Yi Tusheng still touched Xiaotao's room to spend the night, and served Xiaotao Sister comfortably. After sleeping for two hours, he got up to Renshou Palace to pick up the emperor.
Yi Tusheng discovered that Zhu Youjian especially liked to spend the night in Renshou Palace.
When he passed by the five bungalows yesterday, a shadow of a gorgeous dress suddenly blocked the way, and a fragrance came to his face. The seductive woman who was yesterday appeared in front of him again.
"Haha, boy, I'll catch you now and can't run away!"
The woman grabbed his neck and refused to let go.
Yi Tusheng looked at her mature and outstanding charm and couldn't suppress her anger and said softly: "Sister, you can let go of your hands, so I won't run away. Being able to stay with you for a while is worth it if you die!"
The woman raised her eyebrows and gently slapped him in the mouth, lowered her voice and said, "You little thing who you don't know, do you know who I am? I spared you last time, and you dare to act rashly!"
Yi Tusheng sighed, "From what you mean, you seem to be unwilling to be humiliated yesterday. You are waiting for me here today, right?" The woman said, "Of course it is!"
Yi Tusheng stared at her beautiful eyes for a moment, spit out the unique taste of a man from his mouth and leaned over to her mouth, "I think my sister is moved by spring, and I can't forget the joy of yesterday. I'm here to wait for me to have a good relationship, right!"
The woman bit her lip, and her upper body was tilted back by him, and said with a smile: "You fart, you are a eunuch, why are you happy with me!" Yi Tusheng suddenly remembered that the woman's origin was unknown and she could not reveal her identity. She stood up straight, and she smiled and suddenly kissed her lips again. This time he hugged the woman's waist, which made her unable to break. This kiss took only five minutes, and the woman almost suffocated.
Yi Tusheng suddenly let go of his hand and jumped aside, laughing and said, "Even if you can't have fun, it's good to kiss. Sister, you're dry and need me to moisturize it!"
"You little brat, you're looking for death!" Although the words were ruthless, the woman's eyes were full of gentleness and spring.
Yi Tusheng smiled and said, "Goodbye, I'm destined to see you!" As he said that, he quickly ran towards Renshou Palace. The time for the emperor to get up was almost here.
The woman sighed faintly behind her and said to herself, "How great would it be if he was a man!"
The next day after the emperor got up, he was listless and did not mention the matter of kicking shuttlecocks. He stopped doing the usual carpenter work. Yi Tusheng was puzzled, but he did not dare to ask, so he had to hold it in his heart. However, Zhu Youxiao was in this way for seven or eight days, so Yi Tusheng had to ask.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? Why do you sigh listlessly every day!"
Zhu Youxiao opened his mouth and was about to say something, but suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it, what do you, an eunuch, know?"
Yi Tusheng thought, is the little emperor worried about the affairs of men and women? This is an expert in miscellaneous experts!
Yi Tusheng asked with courage: "Your Majesty, although the slave is a eunuch, he is still a man before he is clean! If the emperor has anything to do, why not tell me it!"
Zhu Youxiao smiled and said, "That's right. Before you were purged, you were still a man. Maybe you can really help!"
Yi Tusheng hurriedly bowed: "I am willing to work hard for Your Majesty!"
Zhu Youxiao hugged his stomach and smiled, "I'm afraid you're not willing to serve you, but you can give me some advice. I've been in a bad mood these days... The imperial concubine didn't say anything but was not satisfied. You said what to do! Originally, I used to ask the 'wet nurse' for such things. The wet nurse would always demonstrate and teach me how to do it on the couch, but the wet nurse has been sick these two days. Besides, she knows little about the man's affairs after all, I'm afraid she won't be able to help me this time!"
Of course, Yi Tusheng knew that the wet nurse the emperor was "Kesai", which scared him so much that he was dumbfounded.
Zhu Youxiao sighed: "The wet nurse loves me, so she does this. How can secular people understand the great feelings between us!"
Yi Tusheng never expected that Keshi would also do such a thing with her "son". It was shameless to teach the little emperor's skills.
The little emperor grew up in the deep palace since he was a child. I thought that Na Keshi was once again beautiful, so I was naturally tempted by her. This may not be a secret in the palace. Yi Tusheng, who was just a newcomer, naturally didn't know.
"What Your Majesty said is that it is best to tell men that men know men the best!"
Zhu Youxiao smiled bitterly and said, "But there has never been a man by my side!"
Yi Tusheng repeated: "Slave was once a man!"
Zhu Youxiao said: "You have a way to solve my problem."
Yi Tusheng stood beside the emperor and shouted: "Your Majesty, I have a way!"
Zhu Youxiao stared at him and said, "If you really have a way, I will give you a thousand taels of gold!"
Yi Tusheng said: "Even if a slave has a hundred courages, he dare not deceive Your Majesty!"
Zhu Youxiao grabbed his arm and said, "Tell me quickly!"
To be continued...