An hour later, Shen Lang sat at the dining table with a look of ashamed.

"I promise you that I will not be dying anymore. Bingbing, don't be angry. This is definitely the last time!"

Yan Bingbing glared at him, feeling so aggrieved that she was about to cry.

Too annoying.

If my mom and dad know that they have found a boyfriend who is trying to commit suicide, they will not be able to break off their relationship with me.

Who would be idle and drink 8 liters of pure water to play with?

Shen Lang looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain.

The main reason is that he doesn’t believe that drinking water can cause poisoning. After drinking eight liters of water in a row, he realized that science is not a joke!

If Yan Bingbing hadn't had punched his stomach a few times and vomited a lot of water, he wouldn't have woken up so soon.

"Bingbing, listen to me, this world is too dangerous."

Shen Lang suddenly looked serious and began to show off the latest knowledge he had learned online.

"Do you know, people will die suddenly if they drink 113 cups of coffee in a short period of time!"

"Eating 20 kilograms of chocolate in one hour will cause myocardial infarction!"

"Smoking 75 cigarettes continuously and died of cerebral hemorrhage!"

"If you eat 400 bananas at the same time, it will cause potassium poisoning."

"The scariest thing is that if you eat a pound of salt in one meal, something big will happen!"

After Shen Lang finished speaking, he looked scared.

"Luckily I know these things, otherwise it would be very dangerous to eat them by mistake."

Yan Bingbing looked at Shen Lang and took out her cell phone to call the mental hospital.

"Please be a person!"

Who would eat 20 kilograms of chocolate and drink 113 cups of coffee while you are idle!

There are 400 bananas. Do you think your family sells bananas?

Do you want to marinate yourself into spicy strips when you eat a pound of salt for a meal?

"Eat, eat! Start live broadcast in the afternoon to make money, don't tell me if there are any!"

Yan Bingbing didn't bother with him, so she picked up the bowl and started eating.

"stop!"

Shen Lang suddenly snatched her job and started eating.

"I'll try the poison for you first. If I'm done with it, you can eat it!"

He was really afraid that the system would arrange the poison to be inside.

"I just ate this bowl, and I have chopsticks..."

Yan Bingbing's face turned red.

Why doesn’t this person talk about hygiene and eat after snatching my bowl?

Shen Lang took a few bites and found that it was fine, so he returned the bowl to Yan Bingbing.

Seeing that he had eaten a bowl of rice without recognizing it, Yan Bingbing had to serve another bowl and talk while eating.

"Shen Lang, I signed a contract for a live broadcast platform for you yesterday. Starting this afternoon, it will be live broadcast for three hours every day! There is an assessment period. If there is not enough time or the traffic diversion effect is not achieved, the contract will be automatically invalidated and the money will be returned to the platform."

"ah!"

Shen Lang was stunned, "Bingbing, don't we have two or three million? I'm so anxious that I started to make money by selling my skills."

Yan Bingbing smiled and said nothing, stretching out five fingers.

"Look at what I have on my hands?"

Shen Lang looked at it for a long time and found that Yan Bingbing's hands were as tender as onion roots, and her wrists were white and red.

What else besides looking good?

He shook his head.

"Follow, I'm a little tight on my hands!"

Yan Bingbing clenched her fists and waved it at Shen Lang.

"I want to save that money when you encounter danger! No one can move, not even you!"

"Ah...this..."

Shen Lang felt moved and couldn't tell her that he had some systematic things.

"So, let's find a way to make more money! You are responsible for the live broadcast, I am responsible for the planning, and when I have nothing to do, I will go outside to pick up the hosts' work! It should be enough to support the two of us."

Yan Bingbing took it for granted, but Shen Lang felt sad.

Before he met himself, Bingbing was a popular China Radio International host on the Internet and was even expected to become a pillar of China Radio International.

The gossip also said that Bingbing may host this year's Spring Festival Gala.

But a live broadcast accident made her come to her side. Now that she plans to live, she looks like a young wife of the Gu family.

He resisted the redness of his eyes and decisively exposed his thighs.

"Bingbing, then look, what's on my legs?"

Yan Bingbing looked at Shen Lang's smooth and white thighs and shook her head slightly.

"Not even hairy!"

"Go to die!"

Yan Bingbing kicked Shen Lang under the table, and laughed as she was angry.

"Okay, stop making trouble. I'll tell you something. I'm not in Zhongzhou these days, so you can take good care of yourself."

Shen Lang felt nervous when he heard this and said in a lost voice: "What's wrong? Where are you going!"

Yan Bingbing saw Shen Lang's face change drastically, like a helpless child, and quickly explained.

"Don't think too much. China Radio and Television 5 has an important hosting program. Let me go over and help for two days and come back soon!"

China Radio International 5th set is a sports channel and will soon host an important game.

But the host of the competition suddenly had something to do at home, and the substitute could not afford the task.

As a last resort, the leaders of China National Radio had to ask Yan Bingbing to come and help. She had been on the sports channel before and had rich experience.

Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief.

It would be better to let Yan Bingbing leave for a few days, but the fifth disaster was fancy. He was really afraid that Yan Bingbing would be accidentally injured by the system.

Wait until the "poison" disaster has passed, let her come back.

Shen Lang nodded and agreed and ate.

Yan Bingbing smiled and finished her meal and cleaned her home. She bought a lot of vegetables and fruits to tell Shen Lang not to starve herself to death.

Finally, he told him that he had to broadcast live before leaving home with his suitcase.

As for asking Shen Lang to take him to the station, there is no need to go out. The train will definitely be delayed and the plane will definitely be grounded.

After Shen Lang watched Yan Bingbing leave, Yiyan logged into the live broadcast platform.

So far, his [Brother Shen’s Happy Life] has attracted 800,000 followers and is also well-known in the live broadcast industry.

So, as soon as he logged into the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens immediately rushed in.

:Wow, what did I see? Brother Shen actually started a live broadcast?

:Haha, the roof has been repaired again, no tower crane will be smashed down this time!

:Don’t make a fuss, let me give Brother Shen a o(__o)ノ☆.

:110,120,119 It’s like facing a great enemy. Which department needs to be dispatched urgently this time!

:Shen Lang, I am from Zhongzhou Police Station. I come to the office to prepare a case when I have time!

...

As soon as netizens entered the live broadcast room, they started to joke with Shen Lang.

Shen Lang was very upset when he saw them happy.

"Don't make a fuss. Bingbing is in the live broadcast room. She will give me some peace. She will report it if you have something to do and leave the court if you have nothing to do!"

Netizens were in a panic when they heard this.

:No, no, Brother Lang, you have only been broadcast for a few minutes. At least we will wait for you to give you a gift before broadcasting it!

:Brothers, I’ll try to swipe the Rockets for Brother Lang! I’ll swipe one rocket for ten minutes first.

: Upstairs, you are so superficial. I didn’t hear Brother Shen say that Bingbing is in the live broadcast room, and he dares to dismiss the broadcast!
To be continued...