Chapter 499 Unity is strength!(1/2)
The global water friends watched Brother Shen talk endlessly and almost fell into a daze.
It’s not that everyone is not interested in buying craters.
But...
Hey hey hey hey!
Your crater is too small!
What is the concept of 2999?
What was placed in front of everyone was a deep pit about one meter by three meters.
The depth of the pit is about one meter.
This shows that Brother Shen is absolutely innocent and says that three square meters must be three square meters.
In order to better show, Shen Lang even jumped in to check the house for everyone.
It’s a pity that Brother Shen is 1.9 meters tall and can only lie sideways and cannot move around.
Once you move around, you might run to someone else's house.
If you want to be sideways, you won’t even think about it.
Both legs have to be raised in the air, just like a human-shaped feces fork, not to mention how frustrating
Although 2999, you can't buy a flagship smartphone.
But it's not a small amount of three thousand yuan.
It’s okay to support Brother Shen, you can’t throw your money in for nothing.
It would be better to give a reward for a carnival, at least it can be changed to "Thank you Lao Tie 666!"
Seeing that no one was moving, Shen Lang couldn't help but feel anxious.
No, buddy!
This is the first order, and you won’t have a miscarriage like this... No, you’ll miscarriage.
This is too unlucky.
"Brothers, don't look at it as small, but as the saying goes, look for dragons and look at the mountains. One level of entanglement is another level of gate. If there are thousands of locks in the door, there will definitely be a king and a prince living here!"
"Look at the shape of the crater and then look at the surrounding geographical environment. It is the momentum of a white tiger passing through the gap and a lot of descendants."
"Now, there is still a dome to send it."
As Shen Lang said, he took out an iron lid from somewhere and directly pressed it on Crater No. 1.
"Look at it, is this much more perfect?"
The water lovers all burst into laughter.
:Puff...Brother Shen, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
: Perfect! If you don’t deduct it, it will be a crater. If you deduct it, you will become a turtle nest with such a button!
:Uh, the brothers upstairs are a bit ruthless. What else do you plan to buy for 2999?
:I'll go, then you won't dislike you to buy it, don't mess around here.
:I really want to buy it, but when Brother Shen said, "Looking for dragons and looking at the mountains, one level of entanglement is another level of barrier." My face turned green. I wasn't buying a grave...
:Hahaha, you really are dad digging your son’s grave----Digging (Absolutely) son!
:Don’t say that graves are not graves! Why do I look like the pits in my village, but I don’t have to dig them for three years?
:Himmer! Shut upstairs, I have a picture!
: There is a picture, there is a picture. What does it mean to hiccup?
...
The whole network of water friends burst into laughter.
It’s true that if you look closely, this meteorite crater is not much different from a grave pit and a cesspool.
Someone complained, and no one bought it.
Seeing this, Shen Lang regretted so much that his intestines were blue.
I really made myself die, and in order to save trouble, I turned the closest place to the lunar module into real estate No. 1.
If I had known to build a bigger place, I would have started a good start.
What can you do if this damn swells?
:Brother Shen, I bought it!
Just when Shen Lang looked sad and was about to announce that No. 1 Real Estate was unavailable.
Finally someone spoke.
A netizen named "Female Dog Licking also has spring" suddenly took photos of real estate No. 1.
Shen Lang almost cried when he saw that the link showed that it had been sold.
What kind of spirit is this?
This is the humanitarian spirit!
It is the chivalrous spirit that saved Shen Lang from danger!
It was her first taste of it, and it laid the first foundation for Shen Lang's journey home.
"This female dog licking also has Miss Spring, please tell me your name."
Seeing that the first order business was successfully completed, Shen Lang naturally attached great importance to it.
The young lady who bought the No. 1 property was stunned, "Uh... do you still need a name? I just want to buy a piece of land on the moon for me to give to him. He is about to celebrate his birthday!"
Shen Lang looked serious.
"Of course, I've said before that everyone who buys property on the moon will have an exclusive logo. The logo will always stand on the surface of the moon."
"Even if ten years later, a hundred years later, when humans can set foot on the moon at will, this crater belongs to your private property and no one can invade it!"
"If a lunar boat lands here, as long as it occupies your territory, they will have to pay the corresponding expenses. Otherwise, it will be an illegal invasion and you have the right to accuse them from your Union Allies."
All the water friends on the Internet were stunned,
I'm so awesome?
"That's a must!"
Seeing that the majority of fans didn't believe it, Shen Lang took out a rectangular steel plate like magic.
"After saying that, little sister, tell me your name."
"After you have your exclusive logo, you can take a screenshot and save it. I will tell you the exact coordinates and inspect the house yourself on the day of the moon in the future. If there are precious minerals in the pit, it will all belong to you."
‘Of course, for fairness and uniqueness, the International Planetary Association will also issue you a planetary resource certification, official certification, and one false will be compensated ten times!’
Everyone was even more excited when they heard this!
What's the thing?
Is there actually certification from the International Planetary Satellite Association?
The International Planetary Satellite Association, an international organization established in the 1950s, is a subsidiary organization of the League of Nations, specializing in coordinating the aerospace industry in various countries.
It has developed to this day, with dozens of member states, huge power and very official.
Buy a 2999 cesspool... No, can a private house still get international certification?
Everyone is a little skeptical.
Fortunately, the official representing the International Planetary Satellite was in the live broadcast room.
Seeing that the water friends didn't believe it, he immediately spoke: "Entertainers from all over the world, what Shen Lang said is true!"
"I am Smith Liu of the Association and currently works in the satellite detection naming agency."
"Mr. Shen has fully authorized us to be responsible for certification and issuing certificates of ownership."
"Today, for friends who purchase Moon Real Estate in the live broadcast room, we will mail the relevant certification certificates in three working days."
"This certificate has the effect of international law and has passed the determination of the 'External Space Treaty'. All sovereign states shall not illegally encroach on the land of the owners. Whether it is three square meters or 30,000 square meters, they are protected by the International Planetary Satellite Association!"
The whole network was shocked after a word.
There is no need to question the identity of Smith Liu. After all, he has the golden V logo on his head, which is officially certified by Douyin.
No one expected that Brother Shen could get official certification in such a good way.
Smith Liu actually smiled bitterly.
Damn, if it weren't for the broken association's unpaid salary, how could he agree to help Shen Lang make money?
Just during the day, Ronin Interactive Entertainment found their institution and promised all income to be 19 cents.
They don’t have to worry about anything, just print the certificate and deduct the seal.
To be continued...