Chapter 42 On, Several Self-Rescue Ways of Encountering a Tiger at Home
Shen Lang almost scared his left atrium to jump out.
As for the right atrium and left and right ventricles, they have basically jumped and stopped.
It's so scary.
How could a Siberian tiger run into his room?
If it weren't for the system's disaster sensing, Shen Lang would have been slapped into a meat pie by one claw.
Looking at the place where the tiger fell, it should have crawled in from a damn ceiling loophole!
In the live broadcast room, netizens also exclaimed.
:I'll go! Why did a tiger suddenly pop up?
: It is actually a Siberian tiger! Look at its forehead, several black horizontal lines, and the middle is penetrated into the character "king". Its front claws are thick and powerful, with round heads, short ears and sparse hairs! It is the largest carnivorous cat in existence. The average weight of an adult male Siberian tiger is 500 kilograms and a length of about 2.3 meters. It is the well-deserved king of the forest!
:No, from the upper floor, how did you type so many words in such a short time!
: Why are you still struggling with this? Brother Shen is in danger!
: Isn’t Brother Shen a daily danger?
Shen Lang was in no mood to tease them. An adult Siberian tiger was in his bedroom and was about to die!
Shen Lang slowly took two steps back and stared at the Siberian tiger, afraid that it would pounce again.
Seeing that the Siberian tiger failed to hit, it arched up and stared at the human in front of it.
"Brothers! Come on Baidu! What should I do if I encounter a tiger!"
Shen Lang shouted anxiously while slowly circling the room.
Netizens immediately showed off their powerful search function.
: Brother Shen, I checked it. They all talked about what to do if you encounter a tiger in the wild. No one said what to do if you encounter it in the room!
:Scientists say that if you encounter a ferocious tiger, immediately put on the posture you think is the most handsome, and you will die a little decent... I'm sorry, what I found is a joke!
: Stop making trouble! Brother Shen, I suggest you kneel down and call me dad immediately, after all, the tiger will not eat anything!
:Don’t make noise, listen to me! If it’s a man, he just slides under the tiger’s body, tear open its belly with both hands, takes out the intestines inside, and then tie a bow on the tiger’s neck to strangle it to death... By the way, Brother Shen, do you know what a slide shovel is?
: Brother Shen is so angry that he will not die! Let me tell you something serious. Tigers are cats. The itchy meat on the back of the feline is the most afraid of people scratching it. As long as Brother Shen grabs the soft meat on the back of the tiger and lifts it up, the tiger will be completely honest! Have you ever scratched the cat? Just scratch it like that!
:On the upper floor, get out of here, it’s still a joke! I asked me to talk to Tiger, telling him that I had just drunk 18 bowls of wine and was going to go home to visit my brother. My brother had a beautiful sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law was a little interested in me! After saying this, Tiger might think of something!
Shen Lang glanced at the netizens' messages and completely collapsed.
This year's netizens hate him for not dying!
Just when I was anxious, Yan Bingbing's voice came from outside the door.
"Shen Lang, why are you doing with the door closed? Why can't I get in? Dog Zuo is back, you won't go out to find it!"
When Shen Lang heard this, he immediately understood everything.
The relationship is really because Gou Sheng called his elder brother!
Shen Lang would regret it to death. If he had known that Gou Sheng’s elder brother was a Siberian tiger, he would not dare to be so arrogant at Gou Sheng if he had killed him!
He hurriedly said, "Bingbing, I'm live broadcasting, don't come in! Go back to your own house and let the dogs in!"
Shen Lang didn't dare to let Yan Bingbing come in anymore. He had no use except for adding food to Siberian tigers.
"Ah, I won't go in anymore? Didn't the netizens still say that I'm going to interact with you? I've changed my clothes, forget it, let's do it, and have a break early!"
Seeing that Yan Bingbing couldn't use her, she turned around and left.
"By the way, it's mysterious, don't play the sound effects randomly. I just heard the roar of the tiger, don't scare the netizens!"
She muttered, her voice drifting away.
Shen Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief, slowly turned to the door, quietly opened a crack in the door, and saw that the dog left was looking at him proudly.
"Come in here fuck me!"
Gou Sheng walked in like 20,000 or 50,000.
"Say! Did you find Siberian tigers to harm me?"
Gou Sheng glared at Shen Lang, walked to the Siberian tiger, and barked.
Netizens were shocked again.
:What a thing? Is it really the elder brother called by Erha?
: Oh my god, this is too fantasy. Call the police quickly. Erha actually found a Siberian tiger and wanted to eat Brother Shen!
:Is this called dog fake tiger power?
The voice of Erha translated into Shen Lang's mind, and this is what it said.
"Shen Lang, are you convinced? Let me introduce it, my elder brother Fat Tiger! The absolute king of the zoo, a national first-class protected animal, try it! It bites you to death, it is considered eating! If you beat it to death, it is considered illegal!"
Shen Lang's nose was so angry that he wasn't bullying?
"Gouyuan, please let Fat Tiger sit down first and let's have a good chat! After all, it's under a roof, and I'll see you without looking up. Who will play with you after eating me!"
Shen Lang was haha, wanting to find a way to solve the problem of a peaceful solution.
Netizens were so happy that they heard that Shen Lang actually started talking about human feelings to Erha.
Although they knew the situation was so dangerous, they just couldn't control it.
It’s like knowing that Brother Shen is in trouble again, but everyone is very happy.
Erha whistled, "Talk? It's okay, my brother is hungry! Get some food for it first!"
Shen Lang looked happy, "Brother Fat Tiger, what do you want to eat? Order whatever I can do, and I will come out to entertain you! If it really doesn't work, invite you to a buffet, we can definitely teach the boss a good lesson!"
The Siberian tiger named Fat Tiger looked at Erha, then looked at Shen Lang, and finally let go of his hostility.
"Roar!Roar!Roar..."
It roared at Shen Lang.
The tiger was roaring as netizens heard, and in Shen Lang, it was Brother Tiger who started ordering.
"Stop talking nonsense, 10 kilograms of beef sauce, stew vermicelli with pork in a pot! Then stew mushrooms for a whole chicken, and post ten pancakes. Let's do this first, it's not enough! By the way, let me have some sauerkraut!"
While it growled, it made a huge intestinal rumbling sound in its stomach, obviously she was really hungry.
Shen Lang's face turned green.
It is worthy of being a Siberian tiger, and everything I ordered is Northeastern cuisine.
But this night, I asked me to go there to get these things for Fat Tiger.
He began to discuss carefully.
"Brother Hu, I'll go to the kitchen to see. I'll bring you all the things. If you don't have enough hospitality in the evening, you'll just have a little!"
Fat Tiger hummed twice unhappily, and did not force her.
Seeing that it did not respond, Shen Lang finally slowly opened the door and retreated.
"Huh! Bingbing, call the police quickly!"
He screamed strangely and was about to run to Yan Bingbing's room to pull her away.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he shouted, a low roar came from the room.
"If you dare to escape, I will dare to eat! It depends on whether you run fast or I can digest it quickly."
Shen Lang felt a little shocked, and he turned around and smiled, "Brother Hu, I'm joking about you!"
Fat Tiger opened her mouth, revealing her bloody mouth.
"I didn't joke with you!"
Shen Lang crawled into the kitchen with a whoosh.
At the same time, a system prompt sound finally appeared in my mind.
[Ding, remind the host that the fourth disaster has arrived. Please keep calm and try to survive!]
[This disaster: The terrifying night in the courtyard - the attack of animals!]
[Preparation time for tribulation: 0 hours and 0 minutes (network delay)]
[Trip time: 4 hours.]
[Friendly reminder: Because the host is angry at home, the fourth disaster comes early. Please keep calm and not impulsive. Life is precious, don’t be a meal on the plate!]
"Your uncle in the system, I'm so cheating!"
Chapter completed!