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【Chapter 893】I don’t want to scold you, I want to slap you

[Chapter 893] I didn't want to scold you, I wanted to beat you

"I promise not to show her face!"

The fairy has a deep prejudice against Murphy. I know she just talks with her mouth. When she sees Murphy, I will be grateful if she doesn't take the initiative to find fault.

My buddy's psychology now is probably the so-called "little lice" that it doesn't itch. Chu Yuan and Dongfang have left me helpless. If I add a little fairy to cause trouble, I can't feel whether it hurts or itchs.

After all, I called out the fairy today. She didn't want to go home, so I forced her to go back, which was unkind. Besides, even if I continue to argue with her, the only one who compromised in the end would be me. The fairy threatened me and told me that she would tell Chu Yuan the purpose of our meeting today...

From the moment I called her out, I had lost my choice, "Waiter, pay!"

"Yeah!" Seeing my agreement, the fairy raised her hand excitedly and cheered, then jumped back to me like a little rabbit, took my arm, and hugged my arms into her arms. The plump and soft squeeze made my buddy blush again. Fortunately, this girl was not wearing much loli today, which made me embarrassed and embarrassed, and finally she felt less guilty about being a weird uncle.

Seeing me looking at her clothes, the fairy asked curiously and nervously: "Uncle, do you think my dress looks good today?" "Well, it looks good." When I was with the fairy, I found that I always confessed extremely frankly.

The fairy frowned and said, "Then tell me, why is it beautiful?"

I thought the fairy was dissatisfied with my evaluation being too vague and general. I felt that I was not really praising her, but was perfunctory, so I said like an expert: "It looks good if it is suitable. Today's dress is more suitable for you. It is not as avant-garde and alternative as before you cut your hair, nor is it as simple and simple as after you cut your hair. You are a very good clothes rack, but you just don't know how to dress yourself up. Whether it is avant-garde or simple, it is somewhat unnatural. How to say it, it seems to be deliberately covering up a certain temperament, artificial and awkward, but now it is different. It is simple and casual. This feeling of lightness, cuteness, pure and energetic is very suitable for your temperament."

"Is that?" She didn't feel happy at all when I heard me praise her so rarely. She couldn't tell whether it was a question or a teasing, "Uncle, you are very professional."

"I understand a little bit," the buddy smiled bitterly, "The girl from Dongfang is a professional. She teaches Yuanyuan and Xiaoye all day long, and teaches them how to put on makeup, how to dress up and match clothes. It is influenced by the eyes and eyes, and it is difficult for me to understand it slightly."

"Hmph, I just can't dress up anyway," the fairy looked down at the clothes on her body, and said hummingly: "This clothes were picked by Dongfang for me to help me pick on the Internet..."

So that's it... No wonder the fairy was depressed when I praised her. It turned out that it was because I praised her for a long time and praised her for her oriental taste, but she completely denied her...

Fortunately, the waiter came to check out in time and resolved the embarrassment. I wanted to pay the money, but the fairy refused to let him go. When he was eating, he didn't care about the image at all. But after eating and drinking, he was afraid that I knew how much she had eaten. When he got up and paid, he turned his back to me, deliberately blocking the waiter who was looking for money, for fear that I would judge from the change that she had asked for a few kilograms of dumplings... This girl's behavior and thinking pattern are always so strange.

The fairy grabbed the change into a handful and stuffed it into her pocket, and turned around and pulled me impatiently, "Let's go, uncle, I really want to be a little confused about fate. Let's go back quickly."

Miss Chu Yuan? But the malicious cunning in your eyes makes me think that you cannot think of Chu Yuan, but Murphy...

"Don't you chat online every day?"

"Can online chat be the same? You can't hug or kiss, right?"

The fairy still doesn't say this...

Before we knew it, the dumpling restaurant had become very lively. Most of the guests who came in were staying at school during the summer vacation. College students who had just gotten up from bed came out in groups or groups for "breakfast". It is not difficult to understand why this dumpling restaurant was open at 10 a.m.

The police had originally suspected that the Third Master had anything to do with Xu Heng and avoided getting more troubles to him, so I did not go to the Third Master's house to find the Fairy, but asked the Fairy to choose a place. I came to find her, so she made an appointment here. In order to facilitate the convenience of seeing me, she deliberately chose a table opposite the door, with a wall behind and a bar on the side. There was no dead corner at this position. If you sit against the wall, you can see the entire lobby. People who come out would pass by through their sight. Although it was an unclear position, because it was a corner, few guests would approach this table. Therefore, when I saw a short-haired girl wearing a blue navel-exposed T-shirt, white jeans, and a pair of at least ten centimeter high heels, I instinctively felt something was wrong.

This girl is very beautiful, with big eyes, thin eyebrows, and a squint nose and a small mouth. But except for the delicate black and short hair that looks like Dong Xiaoye, there is no place I like to see on her body. Her handsome face not only has heavy makeup, but also has a sense of rebelliousness. Not only are there two heavy silver rings hanging on her ears, but she wears a nail on her nose and belly button, and ten toes are dyed in ten colors. She holds a blue shoulder bag in her left hand and a freshly lit cigarette in her right hand. The reason why I think something is wrong with her is because I subconsciously think that girls like her are mostly picky. When there are empty seats in the restaurant, she is unlikely to choose a dining table where the customer has just bought the order but has raised his butt and has not left yet, and the waiter has not had time to clean up.

With preconceived vigilance, I immediately felt the hostility emitting from the girl. The distance was getting closer and closer, and her steps were getting faster and faster. The intention of deliberately hitting the fairy was undoubtedly revealed. The viciousness that overflowed from those eyes would not make me think she was trying to make a joke. Sure enough, after seeing the fairy who was originally facing her, she was about to turn around immediately. She rushed two steps, and with a "ah", pretending to trip under her feet, and stumbled towards the fairy - this vicious little girl actually poked the cigarette between her fingers at the back of the fairy's head!

Even though I was prepared for a long time, I didn't expect her to act so sinister and cruelly. I didn't have time to think about it. I took the fairy into my arms with one hand, opened the other hand and squeezed the girl's cigarette and her claws into the palm of my hand.

"Ah!" It was not only me who was hot, but the little girl also felt it herself. She screamed in pain, shook my hand away, and said angrily: "What are you doing?!"

I put my palms up, spread my hands open, and showed off the cigarette that had been cleaved and broken, and shouted in a deep voice: "I should ask you, what do you want to do?"

Xiao Yike, who was unknown, turned around and saw the little girl, and his face suddenly became gloomy, "Wang Xiaomeng?"

The gangster named Wang Xiaomeng rubbed his burned hands, snorted coldly, and then looked at me with a sneer, "Xiao Yike, this is the handsome, mature, steady, and uniquely masculine uncle boyfriend in your legend? This little white-faced brother, are you twenty-five years old this year?"

Brother Baiwei? I am really mean and I don’t feel angry, because I always think that judging whether a person is a jealous person is a direct link to his handsomeness…

But the goblin is angry.

"You and Mom are looking for a suck?" The fairy blocked me and looked at Wang Xiaomeng with a blank expression. His tone was flat, but he sweared, "Wang Xiaomeng, did you get a turn last night, or did the contraceptive pills you took this morning expired and deteriorated? Is it a mental disorder or a dog who doesn't have a memory? I forgot all the lessons I taught you before? Now I immediately say 'sorry' to Brother Nan, I won't care about you for burning him, otherwise... it's not him who you offended, but me, Xiao Yike!"

The fairy's current aura is just like when we first met, and the fairy is not adorable at this time because of the indifference that keeps people thousands of miles away, and the aggressive and domineering manner, I was stunned and forgot to speak.

"Ye? Didn't I say that Yike's sister has turned back for love and turned back? Seeing that you disbanded Feng Xue and the others' followers, I still think it's true. It turns out that it's rumored again," Wang Xiaomeng said contemptuously: "Uncle is a little white-faced, Yike's sister is still Yike's sister..."

"I'll go + you + fuck!"

When she heard her call me "Little White Face" again, the fairy raised her hand and slapped her. But Wang Xiaomeng was prepared. Not only did she not dodge or dodge, she also came first. She took the action like lightning, and she grabbed the fairy's wrist, which surprised me. This reaction was accurate... Wang Xiaomeng in front of her was definitely not an ordinary little girl. Apart from Dong Xiaoye and Tianyou, I have never seen any woman with such skills, let alone a college girl of the same age as a fairy!

Compared to Wang Xiaomeng's neatness, what surprised me even more was the reaction of the fairy - the fairy who could be calm at any time actually flashed with a hint of fear in her eyes!

The goblin is afraid of her?

"Xiao Yike, you are the one who doesn't have a memory, right? Can you beat me? Forgot how I taught you a lesson before you called the 'before'? You just rely on the dark background at home to form a group to scare people. I am afraid of you too many people, and I am afraid of you too many dogs. Now? I am not afraid of you anymore!" Wang Xiaomeng spat on the ground contemptuously and laughed: "Others don't know. The person with your surname Xiao is still amazing, but I know clearly that your awesome man will go to the jail cell soon. Miss Xiao? Bullshit! The tree falls and the money is gone, and the dog he raises will be done with you. Who else will protect you? Without them, you can't even compare to a stinky beggar, and you dare to play tricks with me?"

"You fart!" The fairy tried to shake off Wang Xiaomeng's hand, but the difference in strength between the two was as obvious as their height. Wang Xiaomeng, who was nearly one head taller than the fairy, also had an advantage in strength.

"I fart? How many police are watching your father now? You know better than me. Even when he goes to the toilet, he is a big digit and a small toilet paper. The police know everything about him. How long can he hide that dirty thing?" Wang Xiaomeng looked down at the fairy with his chin slightly raised his chin, as if what she said had become reality, which made her feel superior. This feeling turned into a momentum, a momentum that completely overwhelmed the fairy. "Xiao Yike, I haven't forgotten the lessons of the past, Sang Yingjie smashed my mother.

Shop, shaved my head, your little brothers and sisters beat me and scolded me, so that we two are in the same junior high school, high school, and university, and the same school. I have to hide from you, but I am just a salted fish, and I will turn over, right? Now I finally waited, God has eyes, and I am going to deal with your father, haha, the whole world knows that he is a wild breed who has a mother but no mother, and he is a stinky beggar. What about you? You are also a mother but no mother, and you are destined to be a stinky beggar in the future hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

As if he felt that his words were very humorous, Wang Xiaomeng actually laughed out loud.

If it were other insults, the fairy might have fought back long ago, but Wang Xiaomeng's words hit the most vulnerable part of the fairy's heart. The fairy's tears rolled around her eyes, and just biting her lips tightly to prevent herself from crying, she had already done her best - a girl who would cry while watching mother-daughter-themed movies every time she was angry with her father, was not as strong as she usually performed.

Seeing the fairy's appearance, Wang Xiaomeng became even more proud, "I'm sorry, I said it wrong - how many people have you offended, how many enemies you have made, and how many mortal enemies you have, I'm afraid I can't count them. It's hard for you to be a beggar! Xiao Yike, I have a lot of things in the past, so I won't care about you. From now on, if you listen to me obediently, I will promise to cover you. You know the background of my family, and lower your head and call me "My sister, I guarantee you won't be sold to the kiln to pick up customers."

Wang Xiaomeng intentionally ignored me, but occasionally peeked at my reaction. It was nothing more than a deliberate emphasis, deliberately digging out the scandal of the fairy family in front of me and smearing the fairy's face. This shows that she did not know my relationship with Mr. Xiao, and wanted to use this to distract me from the relationship with the fairy.

But I heard some tricks and probably guessed the identity of this classmate Wang Xiaomeng...

With a dry cough, I asked, "Yike, is she your friend?"

The fairy tried to shake off Wang Xiaomeng's hand again. This time Wang Xiaomeng let go of her. The fairy waited for her hatefully, and squeezed out a few words from her teeth, "I can't afford to climb."

Wang Xiaomeng is worthy of being a top student at Beitian University, but she is quite good at finding ways for herself. "Since ancient times, good and evil are incompatible, I can't be inferior." The implication is that she did not regard the fairy as a friend.

"The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, and this is indeed true," I sighed: "I happened to see two counterexamples today."

Wang Xiaomeng didn't understand and asked with a smile: "What's the counterexample?"

I hugged the fairy tightly and replied, "One but her father is a bad girl, but the other is a good girl. Although Ling Zun is upright, unfortunately gave birth to a prodigal girl who only smears his face."

Wang Xiaomeng's face suddenly changed, "Who are you scolding?"

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to scold you," I smiled, "I want to suck you."

Before she finished speaking, I raised my hand and slapped it out. I knew that this girl was reacting quickly, and I also acted quickly. Before she could raise her hand, my slap had already shaved from her face. When she raised her hand, I slapped her backwards on the other side of her face. She said two "slap" sounds, and she was as stupid as if she didn't even react. Maybe she was too surprised.

The two loud slaps made the whole restaurant silent. I didn't think so. I smiled at Wang Xiaomeng, who had not come back to his senses. "I'll tell you three things. First, you were happy too early and were unfounded. But her father did not commit a crime. The police stared at him. The biggest discovery was that he went to the toilet several times a day to pull shit several times a day, and how long toilet paper he used to wipe his butt. Even if he used one roll at a time, he would be accused of not being environmentally friendly and wouldn't go to jail, because the police were in charge of the sky and earth, but he couldn't control the pull + shit + fart. Second, I was also a person who had a mother but had no mother to raise, so my mother never taught me not to beat women, just like your mother never taught you not to laugh at those who were unfortunately lost to parents.
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