Chapter 553 Two people’s weekend chapter—‘fire’ burning hairtail

I can't tell whether I was awakened by the noise or the rolling smoke. In short, I woke up naturally. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw thick white smoke floating on the roof. There was a loud clanging sound from the kitchen. My buddy may not be very alert, but my reaction was not slow. The word "fire" flashed through my mind, and I turned over quickly...

"Ah----------" A little confused. I thought I was sleeping on the bed, but it fell off the sofa and hit my head on the coffee table. I burst into tears. At the same time, I heard someone coughing in the kitchen, and subconsciously covered my mouth to avoid yelling at the pain. The thief was in the house?! Could it be that an enemy came to the door and wanted to set fire to burn me to death, which made me feel unexpected? No, this kind of thing should be done secretly. The noise was too big, it was obviously smashing something...

"Cough cough cough cough—"

Just when I touched my phone and was hesitating whether to call 110 or 119, I rushed out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife in my hand and a 'prisoner' with a face as black charcoal.

"Who are you?!" I recognized it, but still asked in disbelief.

My nose and tears flowed in my eyes. Seeing me lying on the ground staring at her, she was puzzled at first, and Xuan'er noticed the bright kitchen knife in her hand. She hurriedly hid behind her and said calmly: "You wake up, wait a little longer before you can eat. You can wash your face first."

"Wash your face? I think you should put out the fire first, right?!" If I hadn't seen her right hand wrapped around and only looking at her dark face, I wouldn't have recognized that this was Sister Hu, "Are you fucking me?"

Sister Hu wiped her snot and tears with her sleeves and said, "Cook."

"Cook?" I covered my head and got up. "You can't even cook instant noodles, how can you cook?"

"Who made you unable to afford it?" Sister Hu answered quickly, glaring at her eyes, obviously resentment, "Is there no bed in the room? Sleeping on the sofa..."

"Room?" As soon as Sister Hu mentioned it, I remembered why I slept on the sofa. She smiled embarrassedly and said in a habitual way: "Which room do you mean?"

Sister Hu's face was dark, I don't know if she blushed. Anyway, she didn't dare to answer my words. She pointed to the wall clock on the wall, and was quite angry, "Look at what time it's now? A little! You're still hungry, I have to get something to eat, right?"

It's really a little bit, I actually slept until noon! Don't say that Dong Xiaoye was hungry, my stomach was also shouting...

"Then just shout me up? Or go out and buy some food."

"You are sleeping like a dead pig. Can I shout? Go out to buy it? My mother's task is to monitor you in person for 24 hours. Wu Lefeng asked you to have dinner today and you think I don't know? God knows that you really sleep. Do you want to sneak out while I'm not careful?"

I wondered, could it be that I was dreaming last night? I took off my clothes and seduced me, and where did Dong Xiaoye, who was shy and sentimental when I confessed to me? The "my mother" who opened her mouth and shut up was even more fierce than usual. Could it be that she was angry that I didn't slip into her room after giving me a hint last night? It is very likely that it was equivalent to denying her charm...

I didn't realize it at all, but I didn't know how big a problem she had brought me. I struggled between desire and reason all night, unlike her. I sneered in bed within ten minutes, making me seriously doubt that the hint of "two people's weekend" and "forgot to close the door" were actually a test or test for me...

"The big star just talks about it. Do you really think he used me to treat him to dinner?" The smell of burning rubber really made me worried. "Are you really cooking? What does this smell?"

"Bladefish, Yuanyuan packed it up before returning home and put it in the refrigerator, and asked me to cook it for you." Dong Xiaoye had a little idea of ​​holding chicken feathers as a command arrow, as if Chu Yuan asked her to put it in the kitchen, so she didn't have to be responsible for anything she made. By the way, this girl definitely didn't tell Chu Yuan that she couldn't cook. If Chu Yuan knew that she had ruined her beloved kitchen into a fire scene, she would definitely go wild!

"This smells like hairtail?!"

Dong Xiaoye's head drooped and she whispered: "The burnt hairtail..."

"What about this cigarette?" I picked up the basin that was still placed on the coffee table last night and rushed into the kitchen. "Is this burning? It's burning! Get out of here, I'll go to put out the fire!" My god, this house was rented by me, it really caught fire, and the landlord's wife must fight me to the death.

"No need," Dong Xiaoye must have blocked me on purpose. "The fire is getting hot, the oil is put in a little bit more, the pot is getting stuck, but it's okay, I've already drained it with water. This is not smoke, it's water vapor. Don't worry, it's not on fire..."

The pot is in trouble? It's over? My buddy's head is so dark. It's really a pity that this girl said...

Looking at the food on the table, my buddy was speechless... No wonder Sister Hu didn't want me to enter the kitchen. The food was so miserable. It was conceivable that the kitchen that made this food was probably the same as the battlefield of World War II...

Not to mention whether the black, dry and irritating a pungent smell and some strange gas on the plate is a 'braised hairtail' or a 'fire-burned fish', I pointed to the semi-solidified object in the soup bowl in front of me that looked like the vomit that was sprayed out of the drunken vomit and asked, "Is this the staple food?"

Dong Xiaoye, who had just washed his face and sat down opposite me, nodded tremblingly, and his eyes were not looking at me at all.

I asked, "What is this?"

This girl was vague, "face..."

I was aggressive, "What's the face?"

Sister Hu's head was almost hanging under the table, "Instant noodles..."

I was already angry, but I still couldn't help but want to strip her dignity. This was a million times more intense than the urge to strip her clothes last night. "Cooked?"

“…soaked…”

Oh my God, this girl is so good! Braised hairtail, the staple food paired with is actually soaked in instant noodles! Because it took too long to soak, it has expanded into a ball of batter...

I sighed from the bottom of my heart: "Your cooking skills are hell..."

"Hey, the surname Chu, are you a little conscience okay?" Dong Xiaoye raised his injured right hand and said, "This is my first time cooking! And it's one hand, without credit or hard work, at least one intention? Can't you show off a man's heart and just say a few nice words to make me happy?"

I picked up a piece of hairtail and asked, "Do you think I am like the male protagonist in the TV series at 8:30, praising the heroine's cooking skills while eating unknown objects that are difficult to swallow?"

Dong Xiaoye's face turned red, but nodded.

Judging from Sister Hu's personality, this is undoubtedly accusation that cooking is to make me happy, and I couldn't help but feel a stir in my heart.

I thought that Sister Hu met Sand Boat again last night, which aroused unpleasant memories, causing her mood to be complicated and she did not bear the burden, so she confessed to me impulsely. It was caused by occasional fragility. After a night of rest, she would return to normal today. And the fact is that her attitude towards me was as bad as ever, but on some ambiguous issues, her reaction was no longer complete rejection and resistance, but chose to remain silent to a certain extent... This is a dangerous signal.

"Impossible," I said, "I will never ask for trouble and do such a stupid thing..."

"Why?!" Dong Xiaoye asked back and suddenly realized that this was too explicit and said in a concealment: "You haven't tasted it yet, how can you know it's not delicious? It's a little burnt, but I'm sure it's very tasty..."

I don't deny that if this dish was a masterpiece of tassel or Murphy, even if it was not good to be looked at and no matter how hard I could swallow it, I would be like a fool, and I would be chewing it voraciously and praising it, learning from the male protagonist in the bloody drama in a clichéd way. No, even if Dong Xiaoye brought this top dish up last night, I don't think I would be so embarrassed.

That's right, I have the kind of affection between men and women for Dong Xiaoye. Whether it is the essence of the fickleness or her unique charm that attracts me, it doesn't matter. What's important is that I have serious feelings for Liusu, so everything else is wrong. Such mistakes are enough with Murphy and Aster.

Indeed, I was seen through by Dong Xiaoye, and I was pale and powerless in any language, and I was a hypocritical escape. So I could only tell her with actions that her choice was wrong and that I was not worthy of her efforts!

"This is a common sense problem. Cure food contains carcinogens. Eating this thing is suicide. Don't eat it, throw it away." I said, picking up the plate.

"Don't--"

Dong Xiaoye was slowing down a beat and couldn't stop me from pouring the burnt hairtail into the trash can. She was stunned like a piece of wood.

"Stop eating instant noodles, it's soaked into noodle soup, and it's cold..."
Chapter completed!