Chapter 519 Homophony

Dong Xiaoye spoke with Lin Zhi on a phone call, and then came back and said to me: "Captain Lin asked me to thank you on his behalf. Now the bureau is holding a meeting to discuss Wang Jie's issue. Team Lin asked me to go back first..."

"Is that true? Do you use me to go with you?"

Dong Xiaoye blushed and scolded: "What are you doing?"

"Didn't you say it? I can't leave your sight, I'm the only one in your eyes..."

"Let's find a kick, are you? When did I say that there is only... only... only you, a pig?!" As he said, he looked for a kick, but in fact he had already kicked. If my buddy hadn't flashed quickly and slipped back a chair, Xiao Chunan would have been in trouble.

"How old are you? Why don't you remember? Can you kick this place randomly?"

"I..." Dong Xiaoye ignored my words, calmed down and said seriously: "I can come back before you get off work, so I'll leave first."

This girl is clearly afraid that I will hold her accountable for her being responsible for taking me!

Dong Xiaoye ran away. I was planning to go home and suddenly felt like I didn't know where to go. I hope someone would accompany me to make fun of nonsense. Liusu? Thinking of Liusu, I remembered Chu Yuan's painful expression last night. I even suspected that I wanted to go home because I was afraid of seeing Liusu... Speaking of which, I didn't see Liusu today. I began to think that she was just overslept like usual, so I was late, but I was two late.

An ex-collection that has not appeared in an hour is too rare. I went to ask Sister Liu, but Sister Liu was unaware of it and said Liusu did not ask for leave. I asked Yao Wan'er. Yao Wan'er had a bulge in her face and said three words coldly, "I don't know." Since the news reported that I played the real version of "Love You in a slight way", Yao Wan'er's attitude towards me has taken a sharp turn of 180 degrees. In the past, "Brother Nan" and "Brother Nan" were kissing, but now she rolled her eyes when she saw me...

Qin Lan has been very close to Liusu recently, but she doesn't know why Liusu skipped work today. She also found it strange. Murphy seemed to have just assigned some work to her yesterday, because she had not finished it. After get off work yesterday, she still worked overtime after she got off work. It is impossible to choose this time when she was lazy and skipped work. But Liusu turned off her phone.

When Qin Lan mentioned it, I remembered it. After get off work yesterday, Liusu did not leave with everyone. She said that some of the work at hand had not been completed. I asked her what job she had and if she wanted me to help. She pushed me into the elevator without saying a word. It was rare to see her igniting her enthusiasm for work. Why did it burn out in just one day? Based on my understanding of her, no matter what whim it is, it will burn for at least three days...

Actually, I could see that Yao Wan'er knew the reason, but her little emotion had not passed, so she was unwilling to tell me. From this, she saw that Liusu skipping work was not something worth worrying about, so when Qin Lan teased me and asked me to go to Liusu's house to explore the situation, I smiled.

If it were before, or even yesterday, I would probably find an excuse to go to Liusu's house or not, but now, I deliberately avoid something...

In front of Qin Lan, I was even more embarrassed to say that going to bed like this is because I often take leave recently and have become a veritable shadow employee. So when Sister Liu assigned her job, she always excluded me. The more she wanted to find something to do and not let her rest, the more idle I was doing. I turned on the computer in boredom, clicked on the QQ icon, and remembered that Xiao Yaojing called me two days ago and said that I often didn’t go to QQ, which made her leave messages for nothing. On a whim, she entered her account and password to see if she left me any more words. Unexpectedly, as soon as she went online, she saw the coquettish online name in the friend column - Bobo is better...

The fairy immediately found out that I was online and sent a sentence: Uncle Sister-in-law, do you miss me?

Sister Control... I don’t know if my buddy is sweating on the forehead or in the heart, but in short, I feel like I’m so overwhelmed by water: Who is the sister Control?

Fairy: Just look at your coquettish nickname.

I want to kill my sister... This name was given to me by Chu Yuan, which corresponds to her name "I want to kill my brother": Is this nickname coquettish? It's a pervert!

Fairy: It's very perverted. She obviously has me, but she still won't let her sister go.

At this moment, I was most afraid of thinking about Chu Yuan’s problem. I don’t know if the demon did it on purpose, but I just put a knife into my heart: I’ll talk nonsense again.

Fairy: Did you say you're in your heart? Actually, I can understand it very much. If I had such a beautiful and cute sister, I would also like her.

I almost ran away. The fairy must have mishandled and typed a space between the words "Huan" and "Shang" and "Shang" and "She" became two words "Like" and "Shang her", which made this sentence extremely obscene and vulgar...

The demon must not have intentional intentions, but I have to associate it with so dirty things. I was reflecting on my dirty thoughts. The demon sent another sentence: Uncle, do you know the pen name of Yuanyuan?

I was stunned. Speaking of which, although Chu Yuan often forces me to read novels she wrote, I really don’t know what her pseudonym is. It’s not that I haven’t asked, but that girl refuses to tell me. I returned: I won’t just say ‘I want to kill my brother’, right?

The fairy had a sweaty picture: Of course not, but like your nickname, there is a word that uses a homonym.

Me: Homophony?

Fairy: Yes, do you think Yuanyuan really wants to kill you, or really want to be killed by you? Yuanyuan is very romantic, I want to kill my sister = I want to kill my sister.

I stared at the formula in the window that was not a formula. I was stunned for a long time until the fairy sent a window shock that I suddenly came back to my senses. When I typing on the keyboard, my panicked fingers were trembling: You are so imaginative...

My online name is Chu Yuanqi. If "I want to kill my sister" is "I want to kill my sister", then wouldn't Chu Yuan's online name be...

Fairy: No, have you not heard Yuanyuan mention it? I met her online because of her special online name. I am an only daughter and I don’t have an older brother. Of course I have fantasized about her brother, so when I saw her personality name, I took the initiative to talk to her. I wanted to ask her, is it bad to have an older brother? I didn’t expect that what she told me about is good for my older brother. ‘Kill’ is the homonym of ‘sha’, which she told me in person. She said that his brother’s real name also has a homonym, and he is often joked about it. Hehehe, when she asked her what your name was, she refused to tell me. Now I know, Chu Nan = Virgin, it’s really funny. Uncle, you are so pitiful. Why not follow me and let me take off that hat for you, how about it? Don’t worry, I will treat you well for the rest of my life...blush~

Xiao Yike has no complicated understanding of the "like" between me and Chu Yuan's brother and sister, so he said it bluntly. He envied us for our good relationship and also joked with me. However, the shock to me by the way was not enough to express it in words.

I began to avoid this topic: Why didn’t you go to school again?

Almost at the same time, Xiao Yike, who was typing quickly, also sent a sentence: If you ask now, of course, Yuanyuan will not admit it. This secret was told by me when we were netizens. She said that her brother moved out to live alone after he started working and rarely went home, so she gave the name "I want to kill my brother". She was afraid that "I want to kill" would be made fun of, especially if you canceled it, so she used the homonym of "I want to kill". It's great to have brothers and sisters, and I also want to kill.

I was speechless for a long time, and the fairy also saw that Chu Yuan and I were always quarreling, so they told me these words to make us brothers and sisters less misunderstandings and more harmonious, but I thought too much and too dirty...

Xiao Yike saw my question and replied: It's almost time to take the exam, it's all self-study classes, no one studies, it's noisy, it's too annoying, it's so annoying, it's so boring, uncle, what are you doing? Come out and play with me, it's really boring.

The fairy was just talking and joking. She knew that I was at work and followed Dong Xiaoye by her side, so it was impossible to be bored with her. She never thought that I would agree happily: Where to go?

I feel like I'm already in chaos, I'm afraid of random thoughts. Instead of going home to lock myself in the room or sitting here doing nothing, it's better to get tired of myself in a way that can't be quiet. I need to vent my feelings and find a comfort that can calm myself down.

The fairy had been using a huge font for a long time and asked to prove it: No? Uncle, you really mean to accompany me?!
Chapter completed!