Chapter 309 Be the cousin-in-law of tassel?!
Chapter 309: Being Liu Su’s cousin?!
"Look, Nan Nan is angry, right? Why don't you apologize to him?" Liusu was like a spoiled little girl, holding my arm intimately, but she didn't listen to me at all. She said to Shu Tong angrily: "Cousin, if you just beg someone with this attitude, Nan Nan would not agree to me!"
I had an ominous premonition: Liusu wanted to sell me, and wanted me to count the money for her...
"Cousin! I was wrong! You are very handsome, handsome, harming the world and the people, you are as handsome as Pan An, and you are as handsome as Pan An, and you are the nemesis of our women and the public enemy of men all over the world. When Chen ○Xi sees your photos, he will smash all the mirrors in the house..."
I took the orange juice that Teacher Xiao Shu had bowed and said curiously: "Why did he smash the mirror?"
"He is inferior," Teacher Xiao Shu smiled flatteringly and said, "You are so handsome, so handsome that he will lose the courage to look in the mirror from now on..."
Damn... I thought I was shameless enough, but I didn't expect that Teacher Xiao Shu could even slap the flattery so loudly than me...
As the saying goes, wear a lot of clothes, but don’t flatter you. Although we blushed a little, we can’t deny Teacher Xiao Shu’s ‘commendation’, otherwise wouldn’t it be denied? Even though we knew that she was using a trick, the man’s self-esteem could not help but be forced to expand. It is more appropriate to say hypocrisy than to be generous and say, “Forget it, I’m too lazy to argue with you, tell me, why do you want me to pretend to be Liu Xiaosheng?”
Out of the corner of my eyes, I clearly saw Liusu giving Shu Tong a thumbs up. How could this girl protect me? She clearly helped her cousin in different ways.
Teacher Xiaoshu suddenly felt a little embarrassed and hummed: "Actually, it's not that you pretended to be Liu Xiaosheng, but...but...but..."
I took a sip of orange juice and said impatiently: "But what?!"
"Impersonate my boyfriend..."
"Cough--" I choked, and the mouth of orange juice almost poured into the trachea, coughing so hard that tears and snot flowed. The tassel next to me seemed to have expected me to react, so I prepared a tissue in advance and wiped it for me, "What did you say?! Whose boyfriend is impersonating?!"
"My..." Shu Tong's voice was like a mosquito, her face was blushing like blood, and she muttered: "Don't I have no one to ask for? Otherwise, what if I want to find you..."
"What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything," Shu Tong looked serious, but it seemed even more ridiculous than when she complained, "I mean, no one can help me except you."
"No," I simply refused, "You don't know what I have to do with Susu..."
Teacher Xiao Shu said with a look of surprise: "Do you have anything to do?"
I felt like she was provoking me, and held Liusu's hand back, and I glared and said, "Are we okay?"
"Okay, as a cousin, I admit your relationship," Shu Tong said with a soft heart, "But Su Su agreed with this matter, because she was the one who asked you for help."
"Is this a bad idea you gave her?" I felt unbelievable, "Even if you two are cousins and don't distinguish between each other, you didn't borrow your boyfriend, right?"
"Bah, Shaoqianmei, who is your boyfriend?" Liusu's face was red with a blushing face. She gave me a angrily blank look and said, "What is a bad idea? I'm not helpless. I'm a little bit of a look around me. The only one who can pretend to be my cousin's boyfriend is Yang Wei. I said I would ask you for help from the beginning, but my cousin always feels embarrassed to take care of our relationship. Today she didn't go to work and went to the company to find me, just to see Yang Wei and see if he could tie him up. Our brother Yang Shuai is also good at it. As soon as he saw my cousin, his eyes were straight and his saliva was more than three feet away. My cousin collapsed at that time..."
Viagra is very sincere and never hides his wolf heart... It is a conscience. He always shows his truest self, which I have always admired. Looking at Teacher Xiao Shu's disappointed look, I couldn't help but be confused and said, "Why do you have to find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend?"
Teacher Xiao Shu said flatteredly: "Didn't I just got dumped and don't have a boyfriend..."
To be honest, I really didn't see any of her just being dumped. It seemed that Liu Xiaosheng and her relationship was just written on a piece of white paper and erased with an eraser. The white paper is still white, and all I lost is just a few words...
"That's what I said, my boyfriend is not a clothes, it's gone, and you're not naked, why do you have to take off one item and change it immediately?" Perhaps because Shu Tong's request was too direct and frivolous, my words were not so tactful, and he said more like a joke: "Focusing someone to pretend is just an emperor's new outfit, self-satisfied, why bother? Just look for another one tomorrow..."
When Shu Tong heard this, his pink face suddenly became cold, like the cold wind on the snowy night of the twelfth lunar month, blew out of his eyes, making me feel a sense of sternness unconsciously. Did I say the wrong thing?
"Give me seriousness and talk about serious matters. No one is joking with you!" Liusu slaughtered me hard on my arm and angrily said, "Who do you treat my cousin as? Is she that casual?"
Seeing the tears of grievance rippling from Shu Tong's eyes, I realized that there might be something else behind this ridiculous request. I hurriedly added: "No, I mean, Teacher Xiao Shu has such good conditions, there must be many suitors. Is there no suitable one among them? Why have to ask me to pretend to be..."
Shu Tong's expression became dark, she sucked her nose, and said, "I don't have any suitors..."
"I didn't before, because there was a master of famous flowers. I will definitely have them in the future. Just be careful not to get rid of my eyes." My words are definitely not a compliment. Teacher Xiao Shu is a beautiful woman who is not inferior to Liusu in all aspects. She is elegant, simple, cute, and has a Cinderella temperament. Otherwise, she would not be able to attract a person like Liu Xiaosheng who is more arrogant than the top. The reason why there are no suitors around her is because there are not so many fools who will humiliate themselves and compete with Liu Xiaosheng.
"There's no time," I was stunned, and then I heard Teacher Xiao Shu say bitterly: "Since the previous year, my parents have urged me to go back to get married. I ignored it. Unexpectedly, they were anxious. At the end of last year, before I could go back, they arranged a blind date for me. I was so scared that I didn't dare to go home during the Spring Festival. As a result, they actually said that they would bring that man to see me..."
"Blind date?"
Seeing that I was a little overwhelmed, Liusu whispered: "My cousin's hometown is in the countryside. She does not advocate early love but early marriage. Most of the girls there get married in their early twenties, but my cousin is 25 years old this year..."
So that's the case, and the folk customs are so popular, it's no wonder that Teacher Xiaoshu's parents are anxious. They don't advocate early love but early marriage. To put it bluntly, they just don't leave time for free love. Does this kind of blind date have a bit of a arranged flavor?
Chapter completed!