Chapter 133: No Fair Competition
Chapter 133: A match without fairness
Xiao Yike raised his eyebrows, as if provoking Chu Yuan and Dongfang Lianren!
Chu Yuan had never caught fish, so of course he couldn't raise his spirits. However, Dongfang Lianren was quite interested and clumsyly threw the fish hook into the water, and asked with a smile: "Is there any benefit?" It is a typical example of not getting up early without profit. If you have any interest, put it aside first, the first thing you care about is interests.
"Benefits?" The fairy's eyes lit up and suddenly looked at me, smiling like a little demon. I seemed to see a pair of bat-like wings growing behind her, swelling, "In a limit of one hour, the person who catches the most can choose one of the losers and do anything, how about it?"
Dongfang Lianren and Chu Yuan were both surprised and said in a panic: "Orbitrary?!"
"Yes, anyway," the fairy smiled and said, "As long as you can think of and do it, you can do it. Even if you let the loser run naked, you can't refuse!"
I immediately voted against it and shouted: "No!"
Just kidding, what if Dongfang Xiaoniang wins, what should I do if I want to have a wet kiss with my sister?
"One vote is invalid, democratic decision, the minority obeys the majority," the little fairy definitely didn't hold it in, and she was very confident. Whether it was fishing to win or let Chu Yuan and Dongfang participate in the competition, she saw her smiling ambiguously and asked: "Yuanyuan, sister Dongfang, how about it, do you want to participate? You can ask the loser to do something~ It's just casual~"
Induce, tempt! What's so cute is to deceive Chu Yuan and Dongfang's pity!
Sure enough, Dongfang Lianren glanced at Chu Yuan with a rough voice like a salty and wet uncle, so excited that he was so rare that he was very proud of his gains and losses, "Participate! I want to participate!"
Two to one! The three of us all looked at Chu Yuan in unison!
Her vote is crucial to decide life and death!
"Yuanyuan, of course you won't participate in such a boring competition, right?" I was not very worried, because Chu Yuan can't fish. According to her arrogant personality, she will definitely not do things that have no chance of winning.
"join!"
"Ha?!" I doubted that there was a quality problem in my ears.
Chu Yuan didn't dare to look at me, with a rosy face, made an appointment with the fairy and Dongfang, and said firmly with his eyes shining: "I'll participate too!"
"Okay! Yuanyuan, although we are competitors, I really hope you can win," the fairy laughed and raised her chin at me proudly, "Uncle, three to one, you have no right to refuse~"
Three to one, it’s really three to one... Why do I think the three girls are united and want to mess with me? All right... They formed a united front and wanted to defeat me with collective strength and let me run naked around the lake?
When did I offend them?
Dongfang Lianren looked sinister and vicious, and covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother Nan, you were very proud last night~, you actually threatened me..."
The little fairy made a fearful gesture, but her eyes unconcealedly scattered the cunning light of the plan that succeeded. "Yes, uncle, my father didn't teach me that lesson. You scared me yesterday."
Chu Yuan smiled thornyly, and there was no such thing as a good girl. She waved her clenched fist at me and said excitedly: "Hmph, you have been very arrogant these days. If I win, I will take revenge on you openly!"
Open and upright? I'm a fairy, so you've been thinking about giving me a look in secret? I was sweating in cold sweat and vaguely saw three little black tails shaking proudly behind the butts of the three girls.
Confucius said: Only villains and women are difficult to raise...
Yes, I cried to death...
"Brother, the bait is so fishy. Please help me hang it on the hook!"
"Ah~ Brother Nan, the fish hook is hung on my clothes, please help me take it off~!"
"Oh, brother, I've thrown the bait away, hurry up and help me hang one again!"
"Not good, the fish hook is wrapped around the water plants. Brother Nan, come and help them~!"
"..." Someone was speechless, running around back and forth...
"Yuhuh~ I'm taking the bait again~! Uncle, you've chosen a good place, there are really a lot of fish~"
The fairy's smug laugh immediately attracted the jealous eyes of Chu Yuan and Dongfang. Because I was called and drunk by these two big laymen, I watched the fish biting the hook break free again. Grandma's, the fairy was really slippery. So she proposed the game not because she was so confident in the fishing skills and thought she could beat me, but because she had long been sure that Chu Yuan and Dongfang would keep bothering me, so that I had no time to pull the fish and take the bait!
From the beginning, it seemed that the fairy's victory and my failure were doomed. Chu Yuan and Dongfang realized that they had been used by others, but they were embarrassed to accuse Xiao Yike of being sloppy. In that case, wouldn't they admit that they were like fish in the water and became fools who took the initiative to bite the hook? So the more anxious they were, the more they were, the more they were willing to greet me...
Unfortunately, the fairy overestimated herself and underestimated me. Her fishing skills were really not very good. The fish tentatively bit the hook several times, but they were spared in vain because they were too anxious to close the line, or they used too much force to throw the fish off the hook, and missed the opportunity to open the score several times.
The fairy's personality is indeed destined to her fishing skills. I remember the old man said before that fishing is meaningless if you only fish, fishing is just a chance. The fish should be the warm sunshine, the gentle majesty, and the breath of the fields...
Now I understand what the old man said at that time, fishing is actually a state of mind, the biggest gain, that state of mind - don't just stare at the fish hook, care about the gains and losses in front of you, and look far. In fact, besides the fish, there are countless things waiting for us to pick...
After all, the fairy is young and restless, she is worried about gains and losses. She is focused on the fish hook. How can she beat me?
To deal with the troubles between Chu Yuan and Dongfang, I took advantage of the rare opportunity and caught two carp in a blink of an eye. It was not that I had excellent fishing skills, but that we would cheat...
While the girls were not paying attention, I grabbed another handful of bait and sprinkled it into the water...
Such as water plants and stone bridge piles, they are just deliberately showing off their advanced nature. The fish in the artificial lake are raised by themselves for guests to fish. The experience of choosing fishing spots is simply redundant. The reason why I chose here is just because before coming here, I happened to see a staff member standing on the stone bridge and sprinkling fish into the water. That is to say, this is a place where fish are often fed, so the fish will naturally concentrate here.
To put it bluntly, this resort is a place for the rich to consume. For most rich people, fishing is not to pursue a state of mind that integrates into nature, nor to accumulate impetuousness, temper patience, or even meditation or reflection in the misery. Their fun lies only in how much they gain and further enrich their sense of accomplishment. Therefore, the resort is also happy to be a person's beauty, and meeting the needs of customers is the foundation of their profit.
After understanding these, you will naturally have cheating methods. As long as you have a little fishing skill, it is too easy to win. Xiao Yike, you underestimate me too much~!
Twenty minutes into the game, the results: Chu Yuan Lingzhao, Dongfang Lianren Lingzhao, I and Xiao Yike temporarily tied 2-2, which made the fairy very anxious. You know, I only collected the ball twice, and my efficiency was more than one or a little higher than her.
Just when the battle was fierce, Liusu was jogging towards us with a fishing rod and a horse stool, followed by Shu Tong, whose cerebellum was not very healthy. The woman seemed to be afraid of stepping on ants and lowered her head carefully. I was really worried that she would "walk" into the lake by herself...
"Nan Nan, are you making a mistake? He actually left me aside and had such a happy time..."
Play? It’s just that I’m playing! Once I accidentally lose, picking out one of these three girls will be enough for me to drink a pot. Can I be happy? I smiled bitterly and explained: “There are teachers from Yuanyuan and Dongfang over there, and they are together with them, and everyone can’t let go, haha.”
Chapter completed!