Chapter 957 Another series without a chapter name
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and girls are wearing less and less clothes. With some natural flat ground wrestling and a little lovely upward airflow, summer, a season of benefits for gentlemen and lily women to maintain their eyes, once again announced its arrival. For most people, this is not a serious problem. Even Vaqis would not mind wearing thin clothes and short skirts to appear in front of boys; however, for Chris, this summer is really... the worst summer.
Because this tomboy's bad teacher's personality had a very obvious bulge in her lower abdomen, she could have covered it with clothes a little, but as the weather became hotter and hotter, this method no longer worked.
Finally lost to the temperature, Chris chose a summer long dress helplessly on that day, and walked into the classroom of Class A, Class 5, Class A, as the bell rang in the ring.
Sure enough, just as Chris entered, before he could close the door, the lawless little souls all let out loud screams that made the entire teaching building shake violently. Many birds living in the nearby woods were very shocked by this serious abnormal sound, and they flapped their wings and fled the building.
Joey was still the first person to take the lead in making excitement. He jumped to his table and sprayed thick air from his nostrils. His eyes shined and his fists were burning with his chest, "Woooh--! Thin summer clothes, obviously bulging belly, slightly red, slightly shy and happy cheeks. Oh my God, I didn't expect that I could actually appreciate the image of tutor Chris in my lifetime! Summer is so good. It's great to enter the Garden of Hope!"
Many boys nearby nodded and agreed with this, and the atmosphere seemed extremely warm.
"This, these guys are really..." Chaxi looked at the noisy teenagers with a dark head and sighed deeply. "Master Chris will be angry!"
Alicia, who was sitting next to her, immediately patted the silver-haired girl's shoulders and said calmly: "A real man, this is the legendary story of not committing suicide, you won't die. Let these guys make trouble. We just need to wait and watch the show."
Chasi wanted to say something, but Chris, who was angry and angry, had already slapped the podium viciously and roared loudly: "Silence all for me!"
The classroom was silent for a moment, and even a passing fly could not help but tremble under the powerful pressure of the bad teacher, shaking his whole body and squeezing his wings and falling straight from the air to the ground and rolling far away, for fear that she would be ruthlessly bombarded and killed on the spot because of the sounds generated by the flight.
Joey, who knew something was wrong, had not yet jumped off the table. A strange and terrifying black mist targeted him and hit him. In just a blink of an eye, the blood, nerves and muscles in the body of the poor deceased were completely frozen. He could not move at all. Only a pair of eyes full of horror were constantly turning, trying to seek help from others, such as his good friend Tom.
"Haha (first sound), Joey. Since you can see my pregnant woman in your lifetime (biting accent), you must have no regrets, right?" Chris, who was covered in black air, could no longer see the expression on her face. Only a pair of evil dark red eyes were left with eyes shining in the darkness, looking very uncreepy. "Then I will follow the way of heaven here and send you to become a Buddha with your own hands!"
"Yafen Butterfly--!!"
Joey had no time to quickly arrange the fragile magic shield and was swallowed by countless gravels containing a lot of magic power inside in a desperate and shrill scream. He was completely buried with his table and chair. Only one right hand stretched out from the pile of stones straight and tenaciously, looking like a water fallen man trying desperately to catch the life-saving straw.
"Rest in peace, brother." Fabiano, nearby, put his palms together and bowed to the pile of stones and said twice. "You bravely and loudly said what we all dared to think but did not say. You are a role model, a pioneer, and a martyr. We will always remember you."
The right hand, which seemed to be twitching slightly, decisively put his four fingers together and raised his thumb high.
[This guy is actually a big fan of the governor, right?]
After killing Joey with magic, Chris seemed to calm down a little, put away the black gas behind her back, pretending to have nothing happened just now, clenched her fist and coughed quietly, and said calmly: "It's already June, and in two weeks it will be the summer vacation that everyone has been looking forward to. I don't care whether you are planning to bring your little "qingren" back to your hometown to do something loving or join the adventure team to embark on a treasure hunt, or simply fall into depravity and willingness to be supported by a tall, rich, handsome, white, and beautiful girl, or work together to make money to prepare for marriage with a small lover who shares joys and sorrows. Or lead a magnificent and huge joint army to launch an epic full-scale attack on the demons, it doesn't matter what these things are; what I really care about is how you performed in the midterm exam before this?"
This was definitely a critical blow that reached the bottom of my heart. The students in the classroom immediately sighed and whineeded in pain.
"What are you all there??" The bad teacher slapped the podium and stopped and then pulled out a chocolate bar and put it in his mouth and said vaguely, "I see that you little bastards are all trying to think about 'How to make the last summer vacation more exciting and leave beautiful memories', which is unreliable and unregulated, so they specially expressed their compassion to remind you. Otherwise, who would care about your life or death after you send your transcript? Yes, your wings are hard, and someone will compete to take a temporary task to earn some pocket money in the Mercenary Guild; except for some guys who are loneliness, most of the kids have also taken their own girls, and walking hand in hand on the street will make others envious. But this is not surprising that you have already changed your job and become the winners of your life at this moment. Let me first consider how to pass the exam!"
The so-called life winner is the public enemy that is hated in the legend. No matter what the situation is, even if the Zerg invasion, zombies bite people, the little monsters push down the skyscraper, it cannot stop the FFF group from burning out all the life winners in the world. What's more, a bunch of small stones? So Joey, who had a thumbs up, suddenly jumped out of the pile of stones, and said with a serious face, "Please wait a moment. Mentor Chris. Among the fifth-grade students, some have become real life winners before they graduate. I strongly suggest that the college punish this guy for special punishment!"
Chris looked at Alicia, who was covered in cold sweat, with black lines, intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "You are talking about a beautiful black-bellied little queen with long golden hair in our class, right?"
Joey then shook her head firmly: "No, the noble Queen does have a beautiful appearance and prominent identity that ordinary people cannot reach, but after all, she is a cute girl, so she cannot be regarded as a winner in life."
"Then it's that boy William. He is both an emperor and a handsome guy. He will trigger a series of screams from girls wherever he goes. Many people take the initiative to post him, and they are the real winners in life." The bad teacher gently stroked his jaw and narrowed his eyes and murmured with an evil expression on his face. "And no one knows whether William secretly brought those girls who post him to a place where no one is doing things like [beep--] and [beep--
】And there is something about [beep--], or maybe it is a more exciting shame play! Ah, after the failure to guide the beautiful blonde queen in the academy, the sad emperor followed his romantic nature as a man and hunted everywhere for those innocent and pure girls. He successfully established a huge number of luxurious palaces (divine beasts) when he graduated, and since then he lived a life of singing every night. Well, it is a happy congratulation."
The whole class was sweating like a heavy rain.
However, Joey was unmoved. He kept his unwavering expression and clenched his fists and said seriously: "No. His Majesty William can indeed be said to be a model of a winner in life, but the identity of the emperor was obtained before entering the academy, so it does not count. The life winner I refer to is an ordinary person like us when I entered the school, but he took the risk of teaming and risking his favorability repeatedly to finally successfully turn Her Majesty Queen Alicia into his girl and then earned her (divine beast) palace, which made people envious and jealous and hateful that I hope that tomorrow I would open my eyes and fall down a meteorite to smash my flesh into mud. Ilia's soul was fading!"
"Well, there's a deep resentment." Chris nodded understandingly, "But this guy is really lucky. He can actually challenge that unconventional black-bellied and blonde demon. Alisia, honestly tell me if you and Ilia have done something that you love? With personality, even if the boy doesn't take the initiative, you will stick it on yourself, right?"
"Is this something a teacher can discuss with students in public? "The blonde girl who was named can't help but get angry and slapped the table with laughter and crying, "Before accuse others of being unconventional, pick up your morale all over the floor, how can you be repaired? And Ilia and I have never done anything strange. Don't you continue to guess randomly and add fuel to the fire!"
"What? I haven't started yet?" Kris couldn't help but curl her lips when she heard this, and bit the chocolate bar in her mouth hard and said. "I thought that boy Ilia finally could not hold back when you became an adult. Every night, he would tie your hands and feet gently and then put them on your white and tender body to the fullest..."
"Stop it!! What's going on with your contempt expression?" Even though Alixia, who was thicker than the city wall, could not help but make a big blush on the spot, "And what kind of bad scene is this? And as a teacher, is it really okay to instigate boys to do [beep--] things to girls like this!?"
"It doesn't matter, I promise this will be very loving." Chris stroked his cheek and deliberately pretended to be shy and aftertaste. "Because Stanny and I used to play like this. Of course, he is usually the ones tied up."
The blonde girl felt weak all over when she heard this, and she held her forehead with her hands and sighed deeply: "That is to say, tutor, do you like to deal with it? It really fits your tough personality - that's not the case! Why did the good morning meeting openly discuss the topics of "work and H"? Hello!"
Chris lit his lips and pondered for a few seconds and then made a decisive and decisive state of enlightenment: "Because you are talking to you?"
"Teacher, are you sure you are here to attend class instead of coming to find fault with me?"
“There are both.”
Clarking the fangs and claws, waving his small fists, rushing over with his small fists. Chris kept his face and threw the little queen back into the seat like a doll, gently stroked her bulging belly and sorted out her thoughts and said again: "OK. Let's all the daily life and everything else come here. I don't want to say much about the rest of the nonsense. I just remind you little bastards to prepare for the exam before preparing for the summer vacation, and don't force me to do tutoring for you in the hot summer. We are people with big belly, and you have to ask you and others for extra conditions for tutoring? For example, run twenty laps on the playground of martial arts science."
No one wanted to run twenty laps in the exaggerated playground under the scorching sun, even the most hard-working orc students were unwilling to do so. Therefore, the bad teacher finished speaking, and the whole class of students hurriedly lit their heads.
"Well, it's very good." Chris was very satisfied with this, "Everyone went to the shooting range to gather. Today's first session was a practical class."
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More than a dozen transport ships converted from frigates that Alice had been looking forward to were finally completed, but in the end, only five were assigned to Dibis, and the rest were forcibly recruited by the unruly little queen for the purpose of supply ships for the coalition expeditionary fleet.
So these iron guys who were still on the boat platform had already decided their future destiny before they could start to take off.
Dibis had no complaints about this. Since the little queen had made up her mind to attack the desperate land first, as a minister, he could only express his support. With the help of the Dawn, which was temporarily a large transport ship, the handsome blue-haired man quietly transported some of the elite coalition forces from the front line without knowing it. These war-torn soldiers are now gathering in the port city of Paulery, the Pireya Empire, waiting patiently for the arrival of subsequent reinforcements and the return of the main coalition fleet.
The demons seemed to have no idea of the coalition's troops mobilization, but the sudden departure of the air warship caused a small part of the commotion. A few demons, who thought it was a good opportunity, led their troops out of the mountain fortress and launched a counterattack. They were hit by the highly anticipated coalition forces. They fled back with a bruised nose, swollen head and blood, looking very embarrassed. Most of the bat wings believed that the air warships went back to supply, while others believed that this was the coalition's plan to lure snakes out of the hole, and they chose to hold their troops.
Besides, the demons are now focused on the land of despair, and they do not have the ability to launch a large-scale counterattack on the Tyranmire Continent.
In short, it seems very quiet no matter where on the battlefield, which is a sign of the coming of a violent storm. Although Jicrem, who is extremely sensitive to this breath, was not informed by his good friend, the boss Francis, but still smelled a trace of war.
In mid-June, Jikrem led a vast coalition surface fleet back to Paulai City as planned. It can be said that the entire ocean now has no alliance military power, only some small patrol ships left. If the demons dispatched a fleet to attack Tyranmeer or the Eastern Continent at this time, the alliance would not have time to deal with it - but Alicia did not care about this level of risk, because the coalition had a portal that could send additional reinforcements to these two continents at any time to resist the demon's invasion, and the main fleet could take the opportunity to go to the land of despair without much obstacle.
Four air warships commanded by Francis have arrived first. In a living room at the Naval Base in Pauley City, Jicrem met his old friend.
And the Golden Shadow, a certain high elf and a fool succubus.
"Oh, even our famous golden god of death is coming. It seems that this time it's really a big deal." Jikrem couldn't help but sigh after pushing the door and entering the room, "So, are we going to attack the legendary desperate place?"
Francis, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, rubbed his head speechlessly and looked at his good friend, "Hey, why do you ask me without caring about what happened? And how did you know the goal of this battle? I remember not telling you."
"What else can it be? According to your personality, you must have tried to tease Golden Shadow or Franlinos and then beaten up by them." Jicrem looked at the embarrassing commander-in-chief with a look of contempt and said, "As for the battle target, I am in charge of the entire surface fleet. After all, I am mobilizing troops to rest and prepare for the war on such a large scale. I must be preparing to attack a certain coastal area with severe defense. Now the demons have no solid island fortress left. Coupled with the exaggerated fleet size and the land elites specially summoned (referring to Golden Shadow and others), it is obvious that they are going to attack the demon's nest."
"Okay, you won." Frescia shrugged helplessly, "Anyway, get the fleet's rest and rest work first. When our little queen comes, the fleet will be on the attack."
Chapter completed!