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Chapter 482: I just talked about farting

In order to show their due respect, the Kelberg did not fly above Rez City, but chose to dock outside the city, so Alicea and his party walked back to the Garden of Hope. Even so, the extremely eye-catching and huge figure of the air warship announced the arrival of a blonde loli to the residents in the city. So the little loli and the others entered the city shortly after they entered the city, they were surrounded by a large group of reporters who rushed to hear the news.

These are all paparazzi members who are stationed in Rez City who try every day to rack their brains and have to use three or five tricks with the patrol teacher in Hope Garden to try to sneak in through the defense line of the academy and dig out some gossip from Alicia. No matter who sees it, they will have a headache and toothache. I wish I could blow them all away with a map cannon. However, this time I took the lead and interviewed the headlines.

After being entangled for more than ten minutes, just as Alicia, who pretended to be cute, was twitching and was about to go wild, Howard finally sent someone to pick up the little loli and the others back, thus avoiding the headlines of the major newspapers tomorrow from "The Truth in the World Tree" to "The Shocking Secret! Is this the true character of Alicia? Harris?" - Although people from all over the continent have more or less known that the character of this little queen is actually very unreliable.

At the gate of Hope Garden, Alicia was surprised to see Sophia and the others waiting there to greet her and others.

"Alishia, how are you? Are you injured??" Sophia trotted quickly in front of everyone, looking at them anxiously. "Do you know how worried I am when the broadcast signal is cut off? Only these people want to push down the super boss who needs to be sealed with the world tree. Did you have a mental plunge after being fucked by a boy in the wild? "

"...You have to turn the touching reunion scene into a rude daily life before you are happy?" Alicia, who was held in Sophia, was so proud that she slapped the pink princess off the right hand of her skirt with her left hand and said, "And where do you want to touch? Hello!?"

"Well, the first thing that happened to the boy who was good to her and the boy she had when he went back to the wilderness was of course to check the place and ask how he felt... It hurts so much!"

Alicia, who chewed Sophia's shoulder with a click, bulging her face with annoyance, said, "It's not like what you think! And who will still be in the mood to go to the moon when facing a world-class boss!?"

"It's hard to say. The success rate of erecting and pushing down the flag on the eve of the final battle is still very high." After saying that, Sofia let go of the little loli and rubbed her head twice and smiled, "No kidding. In short, it's good that you'll come back safely."

After a while of silence, Alicia pretended to be a sageless expression and said: "The next step is the legendary reunion between Lily and Jiyou, right? Are you not afraid of being swept by the mysterious creature behind who was surrounded by red and black air and making heavy breathing sounds, which made a heavy breathing sound. "

Sophia raised her lips slightly and said, "It's okay, Grana will help me solve her."

"Roar!! You are not allowed to attack my little Ali first-! Gu..." As the pink princess said, Li Huayin, who was almost crazy, was slapped by nearby Grana to the ground and thrust the corpse.

Seeing this, Chaxi behind him couldn't help but cover his forehead and sweat a lot. Then he suddenly remembered something and pushed Mixue'er who was standing beside him into front of everyone: "Don't be stupid. Mixue'er, go quickly."

"Wuyi, what are you going to do?"

"Go to create the Shura field, you are so stupid! Or do you want to watch Alicea steal her throne without any hesitation?"

[Chaxi, although you plan to cheer for Michelle to support her initiating her initiative, I think you didn't understand a single word you said just now.]

Michelle, who suddenly attracted everyone's attention, was at a loss, lowered her head with a red face, crossed her hands on her lower abdomen and rubbed each other hard, and steam came out of her head, and her timid and shy look instantly made countless people cute. However, just when Eliya, who felt sorry for her childhood sweetheart, stepped forward to help her get out of the predicament, the girl took a deep breath, plucked up the courage to strode towards her lover, and seemed to be planning to give her a hug on her own initiative.

As a natural person, Mi Xueer rarely makes flat-floors when walking. She shows off her pants and adds popularity to her, and at the same time, she makes a boy who happens to pass by. She is chasing a dozen streets because of a voyeur, but that is when she is not nervous. Once she is nervous, Mi Xueer's confusion index will double and increase sharply, which triggers many popular scenes.

Tianrandai, who was about to suppress his shyness in his heart, was now very nervous.

So, just as Ilia and Michelle were about to perform a hug flash bomb, the beautiful tan-haired girl suddenly slipped and fell forward. Out of instinct, the girl stretched out her hands to grab something, but she finally hugged the young man in front of her, and threw the latter, who was caught off guard to the ground.

"Tsk tsk, Michelle's head is very loving." Alixia stroked her lower jaw and nodded and smacked her lips, "If it were to pull off the other person's lower clothes like in most light novels, it would be more pleasing to the eye."

Sofia pulled out the folding fan and brushed the little loli: "The situation in most light novels should be that a boy who used the magical skill of falling down accidentally pulled off the girl's skirt with a red face and was beaten into a pig's head when she screamed!? The situation in front of her is simply the opposite! Although it is indeed a pity that it has not been stripped off Elia's pants..."

Pink, your integrity is completely unretrievable. Do you know?

Before countless pairs of krypton gold dog eyes turned from being blinded to red light, Ilia quickly turned over and sat up and helped Mixue'er up. She gently wiped off the dust on her face and smiled and said, "Is it okay?"

"Yes." Mi Xueer closed her hands and leaned forward to look at her lover and said embarrassedly. "Sorry, I'm confused again."

The unconscious action of Tianran Dai immediately made the blonde loli beside him crawl into Sophia's arms and go full of vigor - because Alicia can't squeeze out no matter how much she squeezes... You just pretend that she didn't see it.

William, who was gradually familiar with the daily life in front of him, coughed and looked at the empty school gate and sighed: "But then again, there are only you who came to greet him? I thought it was definitely a grand ceremony."

Sun Xiang stepped forward and explained: "It's no wonder. Although everyone knows that you are back, the crisis at World Tree has been resolved and there is no suspense; while the Rez Cup finals in other grade groups are still continuing, so everyone goes to the square to watch the finals."

"So that's it." Fabiano couldn't help but show a concerned expression when he heard this. "I almost forgot if you didn't say it. It's the final stage. I don't know what Cecilia is doing now..."

Karina immediately walked to him angrily and stepped hard on Fabiano's instep.

"It's good--------!! What are you doing!?" The poor boy shouted in pain while holding his feet.

"It's nothing. I just accidentally slipped my feet." Karina hugged her arms with her hands and hummed with dissatisfaction.

Embarrassing.

Yuege, who was standing in the last row, closed the book in his hand and said in a very affirmative tone: "Shura Field."

"Have you made enough trouble?" The mercury lamp held in Icarus' arms finally couldn't help but shout, "Go to the department to play with everyday things! The gate of the college is not a place for you to throw your morals around. If you have any words, please say it."

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Fjol and Franlinos did not go to the Garden of Hope with Alicea. They were not unique to their identities, nor were they students there. After the little Loli ordered the Golden Shadow to take care of the two, he asked the warship to return to the Pireya Empire. Loclepurna would properly place them - of course. Whether this creator god would trick the two confused and ignorant girls into it is another matter.

However, there was a golden shadow who was not interested in the Creator God looking at it, and I believe that Lockley's evil plan could not succeed.

Alicia definitely did not expect that the temporary separation between Fjor would give her strategic initiative in the subsequent confrontation.

After returning to the Soy Sauce Club's office, Alicia finally understood why Sophia and the others would greet her at the entrance of the college as soon as possible.

"Okay, I won't ask how much the price of this thing is. Anyway, as a princess of the Roland Empire, you must be not short of money." The little loli glanced at the crystal screen on the wall where the finals were broadcasting, turning around and walking to the sofa and sitting down, "But Sophia, before satisfying your curiosity, Brother William and I have very important things to discuss with you."

Sofia spread the fan and half-covered her mouth and smiled: "Ah, is it that Alixiya, did you choose a rich and handsome man and a political marriage in the end? It doesn't matter, asking me to pay someone to host a wedding or something is naturally no problem. I am your best friend."

"If I am really my best friend, can you please stop talking about my lifelong affairs casually!" Alicia pulled out a paper fan and slapped her at the pink princess' buttocks, making her scream cutely, and sighed and changed into a serious expression, "Sophia, what I said next is definitely not a joke, please listen carefully."

After a while.

Sophia covered most of her face with a folding fan and pondered: "Dark Empire? Roland has no relevant information on this at all. This is the first time I heard about the name of this country. But I think Alicia's analysis is correct. There are definitely some major organizations behind the Curse Sect that support it. So what do the two current emperors mean? Are you planning to expand your army and prepare for war?"

William looked at Alicea, looked at Sophia and nodded, "Originally, we did think so, but the current situation is a bit subtle. Your Highness the Princess still remembers the plan of the mainland alliance proposed by Alicea before? If you borrow the name of His Highness Icarus, although some minor troubles are inevitable, the possibility of forming an alliance is still very high. This will allow you to expand your armament without causing panic among the countries in the mainland. But just yesterday, the Holy See, which consumes countless resources every time you summon angels, the gods suddenly hit the fortune. A god actually came in person!"

[If the spearman knows, he will be 100% envious.]

"The gods are coming!" Sophia was so shocked that she even dropped her folding fan and fell to the ground, "Are you sure!?"

"There are real things." Alicia bent down and helped Sophia pick it up and handed it to her, "Now it's just a coincidence that the highly-watched Rez Cup final has led to the attention of various newspapers being attracted. But in a few days, this explosive news will definitely spread throughout the mainland. The people of the Holy See will not block the intelligence. In fact, I think most of them want to let people all over the world know the news now."

[Well. Maybe you are still complaining about why the Rez Cup was held at this time...]

Sophia took the fan and thanked her, leaned on the back of the chair and frowned, "The situation is indeed a bit subtle. But Alicea, don't you always hate handling affairs? It should be just right for the Holy See to take over the leadership of the alliance?"

"I hate dealing with a lot of troubles." Alicia summoned Remy to hold her arms and curled up on the sofa without any image, saying, "But if we really want everyone to unite in the name of gods, it makes the Holy See the dominant family. I always feel that the alliance will eventually evolve into a puppet organization controlled by the gods. The alliance is an alliance of the native residents of Zorliwen. We should have the right to speak ourselves, rather than letting the Holy See, which is responsible for communicating with the gods promote the will of the gods in it."

Angel, who had not spoken from the entrance of the college, couldn't help but remind him when he heard this: "Her Majesty, your words just now seemed very dangerous to the Holy See. Even ordinary believers will never accept your views. Moreover, those who do not believe in the gods actually have awe of them in their hearts. Few people on the mainland advocate ignoring the will of the gods, and those who have this idea will most likely be regarded as being influenced by the dark energy."

The little loli glanced at the spot with disdain: "As you say that, I never take God seriously, and have been eroded by dark energy?"

Sofia then followed up with a wicked smile and said, "Of course this is impossible. But it is obvious that your personality is eroded by darkness. There is no need to doubt it at all."

"...I will return this sentence to you intact." Alicia glared at the pink princess with annoyance and said with a serious look, "I didn't care too much before, but now I realize that the influence of the gods seems to be very great. Senior Sister Anqi, if I order you to lead a team of soldiers to kill a certain god, will you do what you do?"

"Yes, because I have sworn to be the sword and shield in your hand!" Anqi replied immediately without hesitation, "But your Majesty, if your order is replaced by General Ferr, he may hesitate. In fact, even if I take the lead in charge, my soldiers will be afraid. For us, the gods are the great beings who dominate everything, and their will cannot be disobeyed."

"Fart!!" Alicia rolled over and sat up and roared angrily while slapped the armrest of the sofa. Remy in her arms was so scared that she shook, and she gathered in tears. She sobbed in a low voice with grievance, "Oh sorry, my little baby. Be good, don't cry. I didn't mean to scare you."

Sophia looked at the scene where the little loli gently hugged Remy in her arms and gently coaxed her. After a while, she closed the fan and looked at Elia and William sitting next to her, saying, "Did you see that? Under her black and naughty appearance, she still has the heart of a naturally virtuous wife and mother. So don't be too slow, hurry up and start!"

The little loli, who was about to hand it to Remi, slammed the veins on her forehead and threw it hard on Sophia's forehead: "Are you finished?"

Yu Yu, who was greedy with his index finger on the sofa, immediately seized the opportunity to take the lollipop away in the air before it landed.

[Sorry, I am guilty. Now I have raised a cute pet for a cute dragon...]

Zhuo Ye's behavior shocked everyone on the spot. So much so that everyone didn't come back to their senses for a long time. There was a strange silence in the room, and only the commentary on the screen and Zhuo Ye's licking the lollipop. Finally, the Mercury Lamp, known for its indifference, was the first to return to normal and put down the yogurt bottle and stood up on the table and said, "Cough! Then, about the essence of this black-bellied girl's inner virtuous wife and mother... I mean, can the discussion on human attitudes towards gods continue?"

Alicia hugged Remi and took a deep breath to sort out her mood, saying, "That's right. Where did I say just now?"

Remy raised her little face and said to the little loli seriously: "I'm talking about 'farting', mom."

What a shocking and innocent answer. The people in the room suddenly burst into laughter and all rolled to the ground. Even the mercury lamp that had always been shocked was not spared; only Icarus and Michelle's expressions that were confused about the situation on their faces seemed even more funny.

Alicia, who was burnt and tender in his baby daughter, covered her face and shook for a long time before recovering. She rubbed Remy's ponytail with a doting grip on her ponytail and coughed hard: "That's right, it's just 'fart'! Everyone is born equal. Why do those guys who have burned their brains in the Holy See think that gods should dominate everything in Zorlivan!? Even if the other party's strength is countless times stronger than us, both sides are equal in personality! Let the traditional thinking of letting gods be higher than sentient beings in the lower world go to the ghosts!"

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