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Chapter 463 Who Said That You Can Eat It Raw After You Remove Your Head

Just when everyone was stunned by the scene in front of him, the middle-aged bald fat man who was previously introduced by Kuiqi to be the head of the second-grade competition picked up the microphone and walked to the camera. The first sentence he said, letting the soy sauce parties in the room slide down from their respective seats. ([] )

No, no, I didn't say that he held the microphone and smashed bulletproof glass to tear the human eardrums, so that the big talk version of Tang Monk would face the sunset and cry in the wind. He sang loudly and killed countless poor and innocent people in the Western Continent in seconds. He also didn't say that he posed a shy pose and loli with affectionate expression to explain that he was a single diamond king and the old fifth hoped to get the favor of many girls and even cute loli, and he openly called for marriage without caring about other people's feelings. Although these are common things in various types of variety shows that are becoming more and more diverse, it is Zoerlivan after all, and that bald fat uncle has no intention of losing his integrity.

But what Mao came out of this guy was a chaotic and unclear female voice! Although the bathing scene in the second new series in which a friend rarely had a lot of harems completely overturned the conclusion that "it must be a boy" was so cute, some websites even specifically put a slogan for all the unscrupulous dead housemen, "The kind of pregnancy in the women's clothing mountains does not exist in this world, wake up!" trying to make them turn back, but in fact we all know that it is impossible... Sorry to go far. In short, even if there is a bonus for the new series, no one can face the middle-aged uncle indifferently speaking in the voice of a young woman, which is indescribable to the curiosity!

After the failure of "So cute must be a boy", is it "So flower must be a girl"?

However, what the bald fat uncle said was not funny at all.

"The transmission of long-distance images and sounds? This is really a very interesting spell. It seems that humans did not only focus on increasing population like orcs during the time I was sealed. Listen carefully to me. Ants. I am the most powerful queen of the Sagron tribe in the distant chaos world. You can always be humble to hide on the ground and look up at the great existence! Ten thousand years ago, your so-called God of War and the life girl had a despicable sneak attack. After taking advantage of my serious injury, they joined forces to seal me in this tree. But now with the efforts of my lovely servants, the seal is about to be lifted, and I will soon be able to regain my freedom.

You should be grateful because I have no interest in this world. However, before I leave, I have to calculate the bill with the God of War first. I know that guy is dead. It doesn’t matter. As long as you send all the descendants of the God of War to me, I promise not to crush you like pinching ants. Of course, you can also try to challenge my servants to prevent them from lifting the seal. After being bored for so long, I am very welcome to some of the show.”

After saying that, the uncle controlled by Tiya threw the microphone back into the dumbfounded Kuiqi's arms. The latter rushed to catch the microphone. However, instead of yelling to escape or doing other hysterical things, he showed the quality that a reporter should have, quickly calmed down and then came to the camera and said, "It seems that we have encountered big news, partner. Let's relax, your hands are shaking. It's good, just keep it stable.

So, everyone, please don’t think this is a special program. I, who is located on the scene, swear that those monsters are real in the name of the God of Creation! Now in the Western Continent, no, the entire Zhuollivan is facing an unprecedented huge crisis. I hope that all relevant departments will pay attention to it immediately-!"

A voice suspected to be a photographer rang out: "Quiqi, your integrity has gone."

"It doesn't matter. Then again, why didn't the ancient strong man named Tiya control us like everyone else? Could it be that it's because we both hung the reporter's certificate on our chest?"

Wearing a press certificate, you can play photography without any injuries in the rain of bullets. This is a plot that only occurs in Hollywood blockbusters. If the press certificate really has the function of blocking bullets, it would have been used by countries on the Blue Star to equip the army!

The photographer's complaints were obviously not good. After his partner was silent for a while, Kuiqi decisively looked at the vast team under the world tree in the distance and explained: "So that's it. Tiya controlled the nearby Draenei, orcs and the person in charge of the competition. In other words, our mage association also contributed to the removal of the seal? It's really terrible. But I don't understand why the other party set up such a large formation. There is no army around the canyon that intends to stop the removal of the seal? And even if the fastest-moving Birea Empire now uses air warships to send troops, it will take at least half a day to arrive..."

It was not until this time that everyone in the Soy Sauce Room had just come back to their senses.

Sofia hurriedly stood up from the sofa and rushed to the Mercury Lantern and said, "You have a way to contact Birea in China. Hurry up and ask General Fer to send an army. No matter whether Tiya's words are true or false, even if she really doesn't mean to attack us, you must not take the risk of letting her come out! What's more, Alicia and the others are there. With her personality, she will never sit idly by the way. There is no reinforcement in the canyon, only a group of rookies. Alicia cannot fight against them alone, it will definitely be a death. Icarus, you can set off now and bring Purya with you; Mercury Lantern. You can go after you contact the country,"

Unexpectedly, the little doll shook her head: "No. Alicia had sent Bamami to contact me before and asked me to inform the Golden Shadow to rush for reinforcements. She also specifically instructed that any combat power with map cannons should be strictly prohibited from going to the canyon to avoid accidentally hurting the World Tree."

World Tree! Sophia was shocked and sweated all over her body: "Yes, if that was really the World Tree, Icarus and Boye passed... The God of Creation is here, I almost made an irreversible mistake! But Mercury lamp, what you meant, Alicia already knew about the seal, right? Then why didn't she contact her own army?"

"It's probably that black-bellied loli didn't expect it to be as big as today." Mercury Lantern shrugged and said. "I'll contact General Fer. You should take these two human-shaped map cannons. Warships cannot fire, but they can be used as troop ships."

Just as Sophia was about to reply, Kuiqi's exclamation came from the screen on the wall: "Oh, look over there! It's an angel, an angel with flame wings! Yes, why did I forget that in this canyon, there is the little hero that we humans are most proud of! Compared to the curious queen who needs to use the body of an uncle to speak, we are more cute!"

The entire Western Continent's eyes were immediately focused on Shana, who was swooping down from the sky through the camera.

But in fact, the girl angel warrior with burning eyes was helpless.

Isn't it wrong to have a blonde loli summoned herself and pointed at the enemy army opposite with a proud look and proudly let her fly to the sky and play posses to charge. Even if the group of miscellaneous soldiers on the ground is twice as many as possible, Shana will not frown; but in the middle, the mouthpiece with a pair of wings on the back, six legs covered with bristles and brown shells, with huge brown shells on her body rolled up a large number of plants from the ground from time to time. What's wrong with the super young hero who bites and eats it happily!? Could that guy be sprayed with the inferior pesticide produced by Tianchao?

The giant ghoul was not as cunning as before. People were so ugly that they were ugly, but at least they were so ugly that they were so ugly that they couldn't help but want to wave their weapons to greet them. But this giant little strongman who could not be killed with one foot, but was definitely a disgusting choice for the other party. Even if he had a strong stomach that could eat the dark food of the girls without changing his face and would not have any adverse reactions after eating it, he would vomit it on the spot when he saw this guy.

The refrigerator preservation technology in Zhuoerliwen is "high-tech". It is not popular. Ordinary people do not have refrigerators in their homes or even in small restaurants. Therefore, after the deteriorating food in summer is dumped, it will immediately attract countless diners, including cockroaches. No matter where, people's impression of cockroaches is a dirty and annoying little creature, and they are not willing to touch it with their hands.

When these stubborn little things with tenacious vitality are sprayed with Tianchao insecticide or the horn light in the pocket of the blue-skinned cat-shaped robot becomes about the same size as a dragon, the creepy feeling cannot be easily removed by just falling out of goosebumps - in fact, it should be more exponentially increased.

For the first time in her life, Shana began to complain about why she was not a long-range attack that easily defeated the enemy but a passionate melee, otherwise she would not have to approach the large cockroach. However, as a melee profession and the glory of an angel, she could not allow her to retreat. Although she couldn't help but feel numb when she looked at the thing, Shana still held the long sword tightly and rushed towards the opponent with all her strength, carrying the scalp wrapped in a scorching holy flame and sprinted towards the opponent like a fire meteor.

There is no word for fear in the warrior's dictionary! No matter how terrifying, how curious or ugly the enemy is, in the eyes of the warrior, it is just moving experience... I'm sorry, I slipped.

The enemies on the ground obviously discovered Shana, but because the distance was still far, their attacks could not reach Shana at all. However, the abnormal behavior of the surrounding creatures also reminded the cockroach. It raised its head and stared at the diving girl, and suddenly spread its wings and flapped it quickly.

Sofia and others only saw a violent tremor in the picture, and then they hit the ground, probably because the photographer lay down; the sky was dark, the sand, the stones, the sun and the moon were gone, and occasionally, you could see a few unlucky guys blown away passing by strongly in the air; Kui Qi was hiding behind a rock, but he did a head-to-head squatting and defense movement and couldn't even care about commenting.

The noble Princess Yong Rong could not see cockroaches in the bedroom, so Sophia could not figure out what was going on. However, the thrifty family-mannered Chaxi couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this: "Does it want to fly?"

"Huh. Can cockroaches fly??" Sophia, who had just picked up the folding fan, immediately held it in front of her chest and said in surprise.

Chasi stepped forward and pressed Sophia's shoulder and sighed: "Congratulations, Your Highness, after so long, you finally spoke a line like a daughter-in-law in a wealthy family - although it is not standard."

Before he finished speaking, Mixue'er next to him tilted her head and lit her lips and said in confusion: "Every time I tease cockroaches, they will fly away immediately. Sophia, don't you know?"

He was asked by Tianran on common sense knowledge! Who would be fine to make cockroaches play with it? The black-bellied pink princess collapsed on the sofa on the spot. She beat the handrail desperately and rushed crazy.

Just as these little girls were showing off their daily life with their ethics, the cockroaches in the camera finally jumped away from the ground with force and hedged against Shana who was stumbled down!

No, it is not a complete hedge of passion - it is a patent that only two men who took off their clothes in an instant or two girls who burst out in an instant. The battle between girls and curious creatures belongs to the category of horse monkey soy wine - when the cockroach was halfway through the flight, it suddenly opened its mouth and squirted, and a smelly dark green liquid squirted towards Shana.

The Mercury Lamp can completely imagine the scene of his unruly master jumping up and shouting lines like "You snatched out of sc2" when he saw this scene.

Shana snorted coldly, raised the Taidao and swung the holy flame attached to the blade with force.

A dazzling fire suddenly burst out from the sky and exploded violently. Although the attacks between the two sides looked much different due to their size, Shana's holy flames ignited the cockroach's saliva and turned into countless high-temperature burning liquids flying everywhere. From a distance, it looked like fireworks at the festival, and a flying machine that was exploded on the spot. The scorching liquid swept across Shana and the cockroach with a powerful shock wave, making their bodies pause.

Good opportunity! The girl with burning eyes waved her tincture fluid, and the fire wings behind her slapped her, so the pressure made the air unable to help but whine, and like lightning, a bright scarlet mark was drawn in the air. She instantly came to the cockroach.

Then I was in trouble.

You said that you can just throw Xiaoqiang into a slipper to death. Which adult would be idle and study how to kill Xiaoqiang? They are all abused cats and dogs. Now that you suddenly become so big, what can you do? How much does it cost to do with pesticide? Or should you release dynamic light waves like Concato Man?

The hedging speed was extremely fast. Shana, who had no time to think about it in a flash, decisively took action according to the warrior instinct he had developed for many years.

She attached the law of defense invalidation to the Taidao, and cut off the cockroach's huge head along the fragile junction of the carapace with one knife.

The dark green blood was thrust all over the sky, but no drop could approach Shana, who was burning with holy flames all over her body. The giant little strongman flapped his wings and stopped immediately, and his six legs slashed and gradually twitched and shrank into a ball, falling to the ground with a bang.

Although the screen shaking very hard, Kuiqi's excited voice was very clear: "Oh oh! Kill it, the beautiful and powerful girl angel warrior killed the disgusting and ugly cockroach! In this way, the remaining miscellaneous soldiers are not afraid of it. The seal will not be untied! Sure enough, even if the strong man named Tiya is powerful, she is just a paper tiger who is sealed and cannot get out. She can do nothing without her servants! If she can win, as long as Alicea and Harris participate in this battle, we will definitely win!"

However, when the camera stabilized, the bald uncle who had thought he had been thrown away after he had been used up appeared again. He had not taken the microphone in Kuiqi's hand, but Tiya's words still reached the ears of everyone who was watching nervously in front of the crystal screen: "Is that right? This flame angel that can break the cockroach shell with one knife was summoned by the little blonde girl. I now start to understand the meaning of the ant's words. But humans. You don't think that is the strongest servant under my command, right? Tell you that it is not even a miscellaneous soldier... By the way, what's wrong with your face showing that embarrassing and godly expression?"

"It's nothing, I'm just really surprised to see an uncle uttering classic lines when the villain retreats in a female voice."

"Hmph, you were surprised too early." Tiya, who seemed to have no humor at all, snorted coldly. The uncle then pointed at Xiaoqiang who had smashed a big hole on the ground and said, "Look at me with the dog's eyes!"

We all know that cockroaches are synonymous with immortality in the legend. If you cut off your head, it can continue to survive for more than a week. The final cause of death is hunger and thirst. Similarly, such a fierce guy becomes enormously and his vitality will naturally increase. He will fall from the sky and lift the corpse. That is because the head and body are separated. How can he control his body?

If it were ordinary Xiaoqiang, it would probably have to lie here for many days and starve to death. But all Hollywood blockbusters tell us that all huge creatures will not be easily killed like this - otherwise a group of soldiers accompanied by the m1 tank and easily crushed the giant snake, giant rat, octopus and other things with powerful air support. Where can you find a role for the protagonist?

The cockroach's headless body suddenly shook twice, and then a large number of squirming brown tentacles emerged from the wound cut by the sharp blade and the holy flame in a nauseating sound of flesh and blood. It looked like a very curious tentacle monster was hidden there.

The cockroach's six legs twitched again, then stepped firmly and vigorously on the ground, stood up again and raised his head... His head was gone - he raised his body and aimed at Shana, who was sweating in the air, and was covered in cold sweat.

Who said that you can eat raw after removing the head!? It's just one million years earlier than your small body!^-^^-^
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