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Chapter 1 The Dark-bellied God and the Traveler Who Loves to Tucao (1)(1/2)

Anyone who is familiar with Lin Yu knows that although this seemingly harmless young guy raised by an orphanage always claims to be an anime home, in fact, he can only be considered an AG enthusiast at most - because no one will spend 300 days a year on 365 days a year. In fact, what Lin Yu hates the most is to stay in the same place and stay still for a long time. He prefers to run around and see the scenery and taste specialties and see the beauty and deceive the little loli.

Sorry, I mean Lin Yu prefers to feed loli with lolly... Well, please don't worry about this question anymore. Anyway, I believe everyone has also seen that this guy is a person who makes trouble and trouble. Lin Yu often travels aimlessly all over the country, and he passes time by appreciating anime and writing time travel novels on the way. Because he has seen a lot of local customs and various things, and has read too many Japanese anime narrative methods and expression techniques, Lin Yu's novels have gained a lot of popularity.

However, the above cannot help Lin Yu stay calm when facing the situation in front of him.

Although I am now in a white space with nothing, there is another handsome guy in front of me. It seems that gold stars and bright red roses can appear around him at any time. A pair of chicken wings are stretched out behind me and declared that it is a god. No matter how you look at it, it looks like the powerful people in his novels who throw the protagonist into another world, but his body is translucent. It is obvious that he must have been dead on the original earth.

"I'm dizzy! Didn't I just save a little loli who ran to the middle of the road to pick up dolls? Why did she get the bento like this?? I'm not yet thirty years old!" Lin Yu shouted with his head in his arms.

"...uh, what's not until you're thirty years old? You're already an uncle who has entered menopause? Besides, you're also a time travel novel. You should know the plot of time travel after being hit by a car?"

"You are the uncle, your whole family is an uncle who is bothering each other! Of course I know what is going on. But I sing the song of spring every day, why do I get a bento after being hit by a car??" Lin Yu was still crazy, "I still have a lot of anime that I haven't read, and there are new books to be updated... (Broken)"

"You're enough." The man in front of Lin Yu wiped the cold sweat from the sliding down, "I'll get to know my name, my name is Rocklip, and I happened to pass by the god here today. I'm just trying to save a cute loli who I plan to hide my identity and train in the realm. I can help you travel through time once."

Lin Yu: "…(The thoughts continue)"

Lockleipus had to shrugge: "Well, maybe you would rather go with the underworld managers of your country. Then I won't bother you."

Lin Yu grabbed him: "God, please help me travel through time."

Locklepool said with a embarrassed face: "Okay, as a great lolita, I will help you once."

Lin Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Although I am also a lolita controller, I don't think the lolita controller is great. And what's wrong with your saying "I plan to go to the boundary to train"!?"

"Don't care about some small things." Rocklip waved his hand and said, "To be honest, there are many time travelers nowadays. It's not easy to find a world that no one has traveled through. But two days ago, I got bored and made a space and created a miniature world in it. If you don't mind becoming the size of bacteria on the earth now, I can send you to the small world I created. What do you think?"

"Bacteria size? Then am I still a human?" Lin Yu was embarrassed.

"Maybe you didn't understand. I mean you will become the size of a bacteria compared to now, but it is still the same as a human. Because in my miniature world, all humans are so big."

"Then why don't you create a world where the native inhabitants are about the same size as those on earth?"

"I don't have that much mana."

"I understand, I am worthy of being an unknown third-rate god. In other words, you built a villain and then planned to shrink me and throw it in, right?"

"It's right that you think so." Rocklip nodded, "By the way, that's a magical world that has been worn out. Do you want to go?"

"As long as you can make me invincible there, I will go."

"Of course." Rocklip suddenly showed a malicious smile. Unfortunately, Lin Yu didn't see it, "Because I am the Creation God to that miniature world. I give you a strong fighting energy that can be walked sideways and a physical fitness that can be restored as long as you don't die. Is this OK?"

"It seems very good, but why do I always feel a bad premonition?" Lin Yu suddenly shivered.

"It's an illusion."

“It sounds even more suspicious…”

"You are whining about something. If you don't want to go, you are waiting outside the barrier. They have millions of souls every second."

"Millions of souls per second? Did I go straight to 2012 after I died?"

Rocklip said with a black head: "Will you die if you don't complain?"

"I'm dead."

"Okay, maybe ignoring your words is the right choice. Then, let's go."

With a blink of an eye, Lin Yu's eyes suddenly flashed with white light and he could not see anything.

After Lin Yu and others returned to normal eyesight, they found themselves in an empty cave, and a little sunlight shone in from the entrance of the cave, bringing a hint of warmth.

"Hey, why is it a cave?" Lin Yu curled his lips.

"Because I want to do it for you, I can't do it on the street, right?" Rocklip pointed to Lin Yu's body. Lin Yu looked down and found that he was still in a translucent state. Naturally, he couldn't go out to bask in the sun in this way.

"I promise first, don't build a body for me casually. I don't ask you to be more attentive, but at least I can make me worthy of the audience." Lin Yu said carefully. The person in front of me is now his reborn parent. If he is unhappy to give him a whole monster face, wouldn't he be chased and beaten by the Congmans in the other world every day?

"Don't worry, this god produces it, with guaranteed quality, fair price, and no deception. It's definitely all the fans who love each other and drive when they see flowers, and drive when they see tires."

“… Should I open an invoice for insurance?”

Rocklip ignored Lin Yu's complaints, and he took out a blue crystal stone and said, "This is the hardest dazzling blue crystal in the world. What's even more rare is that it also has a strong magical fusion and can be said to be the top gem. I will use this to create a body for you, so that your physical fitness will definitely make all warriors jealous, and if you want to learn magic, you can transform immediately."

"Use crystal stone? Not soil?"

Rocklip gave Lin Yu a blank look: "Hey, God Nuwa was manufacturing mass-produced machines at the time, of course, he used yellow mud everywhere. If you want to use loess as a material, I will save a piece of crystal stone."

"No, please help me with the best materials."

"Okay, my magic circle is ready and start. You can sleep first. When you wake up, it's done." After saying that, Rocklip used a sleep technique to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu felt a wave of fatigue coming, and could no longer resist the invasion of the Sandman. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.

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"Hey, stop sleeping, it's already done!"

In a daze, Lin Yu felt that someone was calling him. He blinked hard and drove away his sleepiness. When he opened his eyes, he saw the man who seemed to be walking out of a girl's comic standing in front of him, rubbing his jaw with his right hand and squinting his eyes, as if he was enjoying a work of art.

Because Rocklip's eyes really made Lin Yu feel uncomfortable, he said, "Hey, I'm not interested in Beibeishan..."

Then the poor Lin Yu realized that the voice was not his original one, but at the same time he was very familiar with.

After being stunned for three minutes, Lin Yu lowered his head tremblingly to look at his body, and then touched it through his clothes with his hands and pinched it hard on his face.

Then after another three minutes of silence, a series of complaints erupted from Lin Yu's mouth like a volcanic eruption.

"Have you read too many transformation novels?? Even if you are poisoned by the various transformation novels, at least you have to give me a normal body? What's going on with this loli who is only twelve or thirteen years old?? It's okay to become a loli, but small breasts are a rare resource. Then what's going on with this blonde hair that is about to drag on the ground! It's fine, I'll just treat it as free hair dyeing. Then..."

Lin Yu took a deep breath and roared hard: "What's going on with this voice that is exactly the same as Riei of Takumiya!? Do you want my hairstyle to be double ponytails every day in the future??"

"So what you are worried about is the voice actor." Rocklip said to Lin Yu indifferently.

"No, I'm confused about all your actions! You perverted lolita, quickly turn me back into a man!"

“That’s impossible.”

"Ah? Are you perfunctory?"

"I told you the reason from the beginning."

In the rage, Lin Yu forced himself to calm down and analyze.

The guy in front of him is a lolita → he is only interested in lolita → he only knows how to be a lolita body.

"no~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!" Lin Yu couldn't help but scream.

"It seems that I understand." Rocklip nodded, "So do you want to see the body that will last a lifetime? By the way, after plastic surgery, ordinary people have to look at the appearance and then find faults, right?"

"Will ordinary cosmetic surgery change even genders together?"

Rocklip once again chose to ignore Lin Yu's complaints. He turned into a floor-to-ceiling mirror and placed it in front of Lin Yu: "Look."

In the mirror is a petite and cute loli wearing a pink tone green lace-trimmed Gothic dress. The silk-like blonde hair drooped along her slender shoulders to her calves. Lin Yu must have his hair stuck to the ground as soon as he sat down, even on a chair. His eyes are the blue blue color of crystal stone used by Rocklip as a material, and it is full of aura. Combined with the tall and straight nose bridge and a small mouth, the whole face looks very cute, making people want to pinch it.

This loli is as amazing as an exquisite doll of the same size, and the dazed hair on the top of her head also has the urge to touch her little head - but Lin Yu knew very clearly that if nothing unexpected happened, this loli would look like in the eyes of others in the other world.

"See?" Rocklip put away the mirror, "Then give yourself a new name. Or I'll do it for you?"

"I decided, just call it Rose. I'm sure you've read a light novel about dragons and its adapted anime recently."

"This is not my problem, but the author cut corners in terms of character design."

"Okay okay, it's definitely not OK to call Rose. So, how about Alicia?" Lin Yu scratched his head and said.

"I don't care, just remember it yourself. Don't just call you but don't react." Rocklip said, taking out a bracelet decorated with colorful gems, "For you, you must be the essential props for traveling through time."

"Ha?" Lin Yu, oh no, now she should call her Alicia-she took it over for no reason and asked, "Essential props? What is this bracelet?"

"Space Items."

“…It’s indeed a must-have item. How big is the space?”

"A football field. But there is nothing but a custom weapon for you."

When Alixia heard that there was a weapon, her eyes shone: "Is it a magical weapon? It's a magical weapon. It must be a magical weapon!"

Lockleipus's head hung numerous black lines: "...you have played online for too many games."

And here Alicia has already recognized the master of the bracelet with blood, and then pulled out the one that Rocklip prepared for her. Yes, it is indeed a magical tool.

"This, this, this is shrimp!" Alicia was so shocked that she even changed her voice.

"It's obviously a two-handed sword. Don't worry, you can use it easily with the fighting energy I lost to you." Lockleipus said with a look of longing, "And don't you think that a petite and cute loli waving a super large heavy weapon is a very cute thing?"

"No, I don't think a loli wielding the steel plate of the city gate would be cute..." Alixiya looked at the sword blade in her hand that was at least ten meters long and about two meters wide. The blade thickness was actually a finger-long two-handed sword, and she lost her mood to complain.

"Anla, this thing is made of Nine Heavens Mysterious Iron, and even ordinary artifacts cannot fight it head-on."

"Of course I can't fight head-on. This thing is obviously injured and killed if it is touched! By the way, none of the people who died under its attack were cut to death, all of them were smashed to death, right? "

"It seems that you are indeed matched with this weapon, and you even know this."

"Bang!" With a loud bang, Rocklippers magnificently penetrated into the hard rocks, revealing only his legs and trembling outside. Alicia held the long sword in one hand and maintained the standard baseball batting movement and shouted: "So poor, hurry up and find a way to turn me back into a man!"

"Ah, I said it's impossible." Rocklip broke free without any effort and tweaked his hair in a daze. "I'm only interested in the beautiful and cute little loli, and I don't know anything about the man's body structure."

"Please at least clarify your body structure!"

Rocklip chose to ignore this complaint again: "I must remind you that you are not invincible now. Although you have the strong fighting spirit that I lost to you, you don't know any martial arts at all, so I will arrange for you to enter a school for systematic study. When you learn even the most basic martial arts, you can walk sideways with that fighting spirit. Uh, do you look very unhappy?"

"Of course! Even if I become a different version of Dugu Qiubai or simply unify the world, I am just a daughter! The three thousand beauties in the back (divine beast) palace are already a cloud for me. Moreover, the beauties around me are not only unable to tell me, but I am the target of others like them! Just thinking about the scene where a man confessed to me, I will go crazy!!" Alicia pulled down her silky long hair and kept hitting the wall with her forehead.
To be continued...
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