What is the easiest thing in this world that makes people turn from calm emperor into complaining emperor? Alixiya didn't know before, but now she can tell you very seriously: you entered the elevator on the 20th floor of an ordinary residential building and then pressed the button on the first floor to buy a bottle of soy sauce at a nearby supermarket. When the door opened, you found that the person standing outside waiting for the elevator was a bull head and horse face, and the background picture in the distance was an old lady named Meng who was selling strange soup made of unknown herbs on the bridge...

Alicea is now in a crazy situation full of complaints and thunder.

Before teleportation, Alicia clearly remembered that the environment around her was a barren mine cave with no fingers and was covered with abandoned miners' tools. What a map scene for beginners to level up for adventure and monsters. As a result, after coming out of the teleportation array, it turned into a huge spore plant with dark blue colors everywhere. This was a curious scene that suddenly seemed to have reached the advanced leveling point in the outside world?

Fortunately, there are some familiar ragged tools on the ground, which shows that this place is indeed a teleportation point established by the dwarves, rather than letting the little loli play a second time travel.

But Ilia and others were not nearby. They were likely to have gone to find a way out.

"Don't you know that the most taboo thing after your death is not to wait for rescue but run around everywhere!" Alicia spat gently and said dissatisfied.

Mercury Lantern glanced at her and said lightly: "You seem to care about them very much? You are just friends who have only known each other for two months. Is it worth your risk like this?"

The little loli took out the red bow-hairband that could quickly recover magic and tied her long hair into a ponytail - the one who shouted for a double ponytail, you can try it with a hairband and tied it out with a double ponytail - and then took out the two infinitely ammunition pistols and said, "Mercury lamp, you should know, I am an orphan raised in an orphanage. I have never felt family affection, and the only ones that accompany me to grow up are the friendship of my friends who are also in the orphanage. To me, my friends I recognize are my relatives! Do you understand?"

"...A good guy." Mercury Deng snorted in a low voice.

But Alixiya didn't hear it. She just thought it was the cold Chairman's usual silence and didn't care: "Okay, let's go. It's better to find Ilya before she's hungry."

Thinking of Ilia's terrible stomach, the mercury lamp couldn't help but slid down from his head and sweated down.

The little loli walked forward a few steps, then stopped awkwardly: "Where to go..."

There were three forks in front of the two, and God knew which five-person team had gone.

"You can lie on the ground and smell it carefully."

"I'm such an idiot who asked you for advice... and don't compare me with that guy Li Huayin!!" Alicia jumped up and said loudly.

Mercury Lantern looked at the excited little loli with disdain and contempt: "I really don't know how to describe you. Why can't you even notice this matter even if you don't have low IQ? Those guys must be full of fishy smell of rat blood, right? Or do you think some of them will use water spells and then take a shower in the whole team?"

“…”

Alicia, who was misled by her own off-line association ability, had to lie down and smell the strong smell of blood while crying and entered the fork in the middle.

After a while.

"Wait! Actually, I don't have to lie on the ground to smell the bloody smell in the air!?"

The little loli clearly saw that the expression on Mercury Lantern's face changed from calm to "You finally understand."

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In the caves that are so wide that they can open up high in it, mushroom-like or cauliflower-like spore plants grow everywhere. They emit a dazzling blue light in this dark world, reflecting the strange rocks around them and the mini waterfalls formed by the underground rivers in the strata above, forming a special scene that is strange but beautiful. In this beautiful picture, two cute loli in gorgeous goth outfits line up like sisters, which directly became the finishing touch - any shot of this scene can be used as a promotional short film of a magic blockbuster without using computer stunts.

It’s a pity that there were no Lorikan and the monster uncle nearby, otherwise they would have been drooling all over the place now.

Although there was no saliva from the unconventional uncles on the ground, there were still some other things. For example, this monster corpse that caused Alicea's high vigilance to be like a big lizard walking upright. Its outer skin was an inauspicious dark red, very hard, and covered with sword marks. But even the heaviest on its back was obviously a terrible wound caused by Ilya's two-handed sword, it did not form a fatal injury. It is conceivable how difficult the five people were in the struggle at that time.

This big lizard...well, I don't mean the kind that can fly in the sky. This lizard monster eventually died of a headshot. Its two big eyes are now a pair of large holes with blood solidified. Only Grana, who has the highest agility, can do it. At that time, her dagger must have pierced the monster's eyes and then injured the latter's brain - a critical hit.

The monster's claws were shining with metallic luster. Alicia raised her up and looked carefully. She was shocked to find that the iron fragments torn from Batru's shield remained in the cracks of the black claws. It must have hurt when she was greeted by this thing.

"What do you think of this ugly monster?" Alicia stood up from the ground and asked.

"Melee creatures have strong physical defense capabilities. The front paws are powerful and sharp, accompanied by toxins. From the appearance, they are very similar to the demonized horror lizard recorded in the literature - if your cheap brother is correct in the information you sent to me."

"Can I ask how many g of files the lolico controller has stored in your little head?"

"... Do you want me to open it for you?"

"Your proposal is so curious." Alicia waved her hand, and ignored the scattered corpses of low-level monsters with blue-black skin around the corpse of the demonized horror lizard, which was like a big-headed doll with deformity. "Let's go, we're not far from them. But why are there monsters here? Logically speaking, shouldn't they bask in the sun and soy sauce on the land of Desperate Land?"

"Maybe they dug an undersea tunnel."

“… Should I praise the Iron Man spirit of digging through the crust and working hard on the magma layer?”

The two lolita who finished their daily routine continued to move forward, but because of the corpses of the monsters on the ground just now, they were cautiously alerting that they were much slower. But in a ten minutes later, on a road full of huge spore plants on both sides, Alicea discovered her target for this trip.

Every time the spore plants that emit dark blue and lilac light are touched, they will sprinkle fluorescent powdery things like bright stars in the sky, which should be their seeds. Under this fascinating scene, Eliya and others are fighting fiercely with a large group of monsters led by the demonized horror lizard. If combined with a solemn and inspiring organ music, the classic blockbuster will definitely be full of flavor.

So 3D movies are all scumbags, and only by personally experiencing the atmosphere on the scene is the king - fans can testify.

Logically speaking, at this time, Alicea should have used her sweet voice to make a bunch of weird uncles roars. She held her two guns and rushed over while suppressing her with an extremely fierce firepower. Then a gorgeous air-turning body fell on a tall rock next to everyone. Accompanied by the passionate soundtrack, it was extremely cool. As for the Chairman, I'm sorry, I can only temporarily lose to the great buff of the protagonist's halo.

But the little loli hesitated. Because Batru was in the team, she could not guarantee that this unconventional man would keep the two extra-special weapons in his hands confidential, or would not be threatened by him.

Firearms are really too advanced for a world in a cold weapon era. Even if these two pistols can only fire primary spells. All they see on the train are their friends, unlucky lone wolf members and ordinary civilians. The former will not say anything, and no one believes the latter two, so there is no problem. But once they are discovered by others, it will definitely cause a huge response. As long as the bloody secret struggle between the three empires unfolds around them, the comfortable and peaceful college life will be completely over.

Of course, Alicia, who likes to live a peaceful life, cannot tolerate such a thing happening. So she changed her pistol to a staff, and rushed forward with a mercury lamp to help. This time, the Chairman did not hide the fact that she knew advanced magic. I think a doll who knew magic is more acceptable than an exaggerated gun.

Although this doll is far from comparable to guns - it is impossible to change to Vulcan cannon.

The monster with high physical defense is not necessarily very low. This monster called the Demonized Terror Lizard used its head that was blackened by the little loli, which was like a barbecue, and was seriously warned her.

Then the little loli got hatred.

You said you had nothing to do to use thunder magic to make plastic surgery for others, and you didn’t pay attention and failed. As a result, you couldn’t go out without typing your face. Otherwise, neighbors would call the police, and anyone would come to you to fight to the death.

After the strongest single-body spell that he had mastered was declared invalid, Alicia had to roll in a very indecent way with the reminder of the premonition of the dangerous skill, barely avoiding the enthusiastic hug of the demonized terror lizard. The mercury lamp turned the feathers into a one-handed sword, wielding its wings for a short distance acceleration, leaving a deep bone-visible wound on the lizard's chest.

Maybe you can remove it in seconds if you don’t use a sword instead of just a handful of hands - just like the unlucky child Cangxing Stone.

"Hao, is the power slightly smaller?" The mercury lamp fell in front of Alicia and frowned, "It's thicker than I thought."

[Your relaxed look makes your sword with both hands and can only cut the skin and muscles on the back of the other party’s tribe, and how can Yili**, who has not even seen bones, behave like this!]

Regarding the sudden appearance of Alixiya and the mercury lamp, the five people who were lost came to react for a long time. Then Li Huayin flashed in front of Alixiya like a red wind: "Oh! Little Ali, are you really chasing me because you are worried about me? I am so happy!"

If only this little bit suspicious of Lily, Alixiya would have to bear it. But the perverted woman actually rushed towards her with tears and snot, looking like a pig brother who was about to embrace for a century (this word is correct), so in the next second she was kicked away by the little loli without any suspense.

"You're still fighting now, please be more serious!!" Because Sofia, who is specifically responsible for complaining, Chasi and Cecilia are not around, Grana's complaints seem a bit ineffective. But it doesn't matter, there is a vicious-tongued doll next to it.

"Don't worry about them. The so-called protagonist is a strange existence where the forbidden curse can kiss with his lover without anyone else and is unharmed in the magic turmoil. These two just fit the definition of the protagonist."

Li Huayin, who crawled out of the spore flora, was covered with shiny little seeds all over his body, looked like a large firefly, and said happily: "Is it a lover? I understand. Little Ellie, let's do it again?"

"Come on, your sister!! Do you think this is the movie??"

Sure enough, as long as this group of people gather together, they will immediately change into daily mode no matter what the situation is around them?

The demonized terror lizard ignored the unconventional daily life in the soy sauce community. It inspires its lowly monsters to continue attacking the crowd, completely forgetting how the wounds on its body came from. Then it was cut into more than ten portions of lizard meat that could be directly used for barbecue - if anyone would like to eat it... Well, I forgot that Ilia is here, and he obviously is willing to try any dish made with anything.

"Now, who can tell us where we are?" After taking out the ingredients and cooking them, Grana made them with no special features, but at least they would not cause bad conditions and distributed them to everyone, Alicia took her own portion and found a stone to sit down and began to sort out her clues.

Everyone shook their heads together. Well, where this is no longer important, so what is important is...

"Did you find your way back just now?"

Still shook his head—oh, Mixueer tilted her head: "We are in the cave, right? So can we just dig a hole upward and go out?"

"This is indeed a good way... If we had a mole-shaped digging drill (if you don't know, please find the truth in the 19th episode of Tolove Season 1), I would definitely take Michelle's advice. But we don't have such a magical tool that can save the world by digging a hot spring, so don't you think it's too exaggerated to use manpower to dig a mountain?"

"Uh, that is, we're trapped?" Grana asked with some uncertainty.

"Well, I'm lost in another place, monsters wander, limited supplies, and damaged equipment... Are we playing a desperate situation to survive?" Alicia counted in detail, "Okay, who has Hearthstone, hurry up and take it out as soon as possible."

Of course that thing cannot exist.

Li Huayin cried like an orz while crying: "It's over, my great dream of palace transformation from the back of the dormitory (the divine beast)! My cute schoolgirl who has not met yet! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

But at this time, Alicea was already feeling like she was complaining.

So the lily woman became more aggressive without anyone stopping her. She rushed down Alicia, who was distracted from the rock, and then quickly pushed the little loli who had not yet reacted, pressed her onto the ground, and held her wrists with one hand to limit her movements. Then she bent down—

OK, so far everything is going perfectly according to the love lily route. If no other situation occurs, the next step should be the routine electric shock therapy time for Li Huayin Lily. But there is a painful thing in this world called unexpected joy. It can make everyone who has experienced it cry and look at the sky speechlessly, but vomit blood three liters of helplessness. They can only sigh at the goddess of fate. This girl is born to be black-bellied!

A sound of spore plants being pushed away by a creature sounded, and then the two beards were dragged until the navel was not taller than Alicia's head, with a large waist and round waist, which looked like a bucket of two feet, appeared at the top of Li Huayin and Alicia's heads.

Strange silence.

"Nest, can humans now have children with same sex?"

"I don't know, Randall. After all, it's the first time I've seen a human."

At this moment, a glorious and young race, a glorious and young race of mankind with glorious history and great achievements and countless outstanding heroes who have been praised by the world, turned into smoke and clouds all over the sky and fragments all over the ground.

Alicia bent her legs despite the danger of exposure and kicked Li Huayin hard into the air for difficult gymnastics. Then she turned over and sat up and sorted out her instrument. She tried to make a peaceful and elegant look at the two creatures in front of her and asked:

"The two are the guards of the Iron Fort?"

After moral integrity, the excellent quality of human beings who are calm has also turned into the dust of history that flutters with the wind.

No matter how nonsensical and super-expanded the first meeting between the two sides was, they were hard-core allies since ancient times. After eliminating the misunderstanding that "human homosexuals can also have children" that made Grana want to drag Case, Cecilia or Sophia directly from the surface to complain about, everyone sat down and began to share the information.

There is actually no useful information on humans - are you expecting a group of poor kids who are lost on their journey of life to point out where the nearby soy sauce shop is?

The dwarf named Randall was obviously disappointed: "Hey, I thought I could finally leave here after meeting humans. I didn't expect you to know the way, so this is a problem."

"Is there anything wrong with you going out?" Mixueer asked with her head tilted.

"Uh, you don't know yet. We moved all into the underground world below the Gestrick mine and lived not long ago, and found a portal for demons deep underground." Nester stroked his beard and said to Michelle, "So we were sent by the patriarch to contact the Kingdom of Humanity so that they could send reinforcements as soon as possible."

"... Even if today is April 1, this joke is too much." Grana tried hard to squeeze out a smile, but in the end she turned into a strange expression that made Michelle curiously and pulled with her hands.

"The dwarfs never joke!" Nester said dissatisfiedly at Grana.

The dwarf's never joked personality is as famous as each of them is drunk and life-threatening. Grana naturally knew, but the news was so shocking that she didn't want to believe it from the bottom of her heart.

"Trigger the legendary level mission ‘Demon Gate’. During the normal state during the mission, your fighting spirit will be limited to level 3, and magic and redemption props will not be affected. Before you contact the human empire, the monster will immediately fail to rush out of the ground. It will randomly erase a prop or skill, and seal the fighting spirit level to level 2 at the same time. Successfully contact the human empire, reward the matching scabbard avalon of the Sword of Victory; kill the demon general Lothar, reward a golden griffin pet egg; destroy the demon portal, reward the use of level 4 fighting spirit, summoning rights of the four-winged battle angel Mengyu and 10,000 reward points."

Recalling the face of the demonized horror lizard that could scare the child, and recalling the unprecedented rich rewards, Alicia knew that this time was in trouble.

"Okay, it seems we must report the situation as soon as possible." Li Huayin spread his hands, "But the question is where we are now? If we don't find the exit, let alone be killed by the demons. We probably will starve to death before that."

Randall pointed to the front left and said, "We just found the road to the upper level from that place, where there is no spore plant growing. And the place we are still in now means that this is the underground world. Well, it should be said to be the upper level of the underground world. According to the experience passed down by our dwarf ancestors, the vertical distance from the surface here is about 800 meters. The next road is still long."

Alicia suddenly had the urge to take a time machine back hundreds of years ago to take a brick on the face of the designer who was traveling on the teleportation array with a very painful 800 meters in a vertical range.
Chapter completed!