Chapter 20: Egg Pain's Birthday Gift (1)(1/2)
Many days have passed since the Valentine's Day tragedy that caused a serious injury (Battler who seeks death), more than a dozen people were slightly injured (unlucky during the duel), one person's taste failure (the guy who grabbed Sophia's chocolate), and one person's food poisoning (poor Fabiano) and the time has entered March when everything is revived.
The members of the heartless soy sauce department lived a very fulfilling time during this period, such as drinking afternoon tea every day, dozing off and scrambling to spend time, occasionally holding a study session, cute lily complaining and full martial arts skills, and seeing Yilia and Michelle performing "I want to be anxious to death" that can almost make people sweat in the cold weather, it is quite leisurely.
But - what a great turning point, it can change the color of heaven and earth, the gods cry for it, the time and space are confused, and even the most unconventional lolita must be admired by his feet - but the turning point of fate will always come quietly inadvertently, like a child who likes to play tricks, makes people feel busy.
I was just about to go to the activity room for afternoon tea after school, and took a nap, but at the entrance of the teaching building, I saw Loclep, surrounded by a group of little girls with red hearts in my eyes, and then I was shocked and fell off the steps and rushed to Cecilia who was walking in front of Fabiano next to me, and then I gave a kill to death, then dealt with Cecilia's crazy walking wildly, which was the best portrayal of this situation.
"It seems that you have a great time every day." Rocklip gracefully gave a gift to the girls around him, and walked between them to Alicia, who was still tossing.
"Why are you here??" Alicia finally settled Cecilia, and she asked while tidying up her face.
"I am the head of the Harris family. Isn't it okay to go around the Garden of Hope to find someone?"
"You did it on purpose, right? I'm not asking why you were able to come in!"
"Okay, OK." Against the gorgeous warm background, Rocklippers, who was shining with little stars all over his body, smiled slightly. After arousing the excited screams of the girls beside him, he stretched out his arms to Alicea, "How about a long-lost reunion, how about a warm hug, my dear sister?"
The little loli quickly stepped forward in the girls' jealous eyes, straightened her chest, closed her abdomen, took a deep breath, stood firm, twisted her waist, and punched Locklepus fiercely, then gracefully rushed to the slender little finger between his index finger and ring finger of his right hand, saying loudly: "You girl, please die for me!"
In an instant, the sky became bluer and the water became greener and the air was no longer polluted, and even the crows were singing louder.
"It's really not adorable at all." Against the backdrop of the large group of temporary stone statues around him, Rocklip stood up without any loss of demeanor. "It was obviously a little girl who followed me every day."
"You want to take me another punch, right?"
Rocklip quickly raised his hands helplessly: "Okay, I won't say anything. But are you going to entertain your brother here?"
"Follow me to the club activity department. I will treat you well there and let you say everything about why you are here, Ou, Ni, Jiang!" Alicia said gritting her teeth with accent on the last few words.
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"Tell me, what are you here for?" Alicia, who was sitting in front of the table, glanced at the black tea that had been soaked in front of her, and didn't take it. She was afraid that she would squirt them out in the next second because of the lolicus's unconventional answer.
Rocklip took a sip of black tea calmly, nodded and smiled slightly at Chasi on the side, turning her into a big blush before saying to Alicea: "I'm here to make soy sauce."
Without hesitation, the little loli grabbed the metal tea tray that had contributed a large bag of to Ilia's head and threw it over.
Rocklip tilted his head slightly, and then the poor tea tray had a close contact with the wall behind him.
"If you don't change your temper, be careful not to get married in the future."
"I want you to care!"
Seeing that Alicea was about to take out some destructive weapon from the space bracelet, Locklepole hurriedly stopped: "You won't really forget what day it is, right?"
"What day is today?" Alicia was puzzled, "On March 15, consumers around the world finally waited for a day when they thought they could buy special products with confidence but were still cheated. Is there anything strange?"
"Your statement is already very strange..."
Locklep, who had changed from a nerdy person to a job and failed to complain about his failure, had to link the little Loli with spiritual links: "Recalling the identity information I prepared for you. Have you never read it carefully?"
Alicia tried hard to turn her identity into her mind, and then she became embarrassed.
"Today is my birthday?" Alicia asked uncertainly at herself.
"Which disguise is pretending to be a guy who can't even remember your birthday, who is not gentle to me at all! " said, where did you kidnap my cute sister??" Rocklip asked loudly.
"When did you care about me like this?" Alicia said and knocked the pretentious Lolik back to her original form. "How come I just remember that you came to me for nothing?"
"Just just kidding, don't get angry." Rocklip smiled brightly, calmly resolving the other people next to him who were shocked and prepared to rescue his friend, but found that he was full of resentment after being put on a roar.
"So what are you here to do?" Alicia finally became impatient.
"I originally wanted to prepare a birthday party for you outside the academy, but I would like to change my way to the Roland Empire to discuss a business later, so I can only forget it." Lockleipus took out a large box of exquisitely packaged cakes from the ring on his hand and said, "But at least I have to give you the birthday cake and gifts myself."
[Not to mention that your excuse as a Creator God and you still have to discuss business with mortals is full of complaints. Brother, why is your cake exactly the same as the treasure in the Candy House of Girls' Door!? By the way, how did you get in under the blockade of Teacher Marlin!?
After complaining in his heart, the little loli began to continue in his mouth: "Which abyss magic demon is pretending to be your soul, who is so gentle that he will prepare birthday gifts for me? " Say, how much have you eaten my unconscionable elder brother? "
"I used the same complaint twice. Are you sure this is not the author cheating on the word count?"
No need to worry about this...
[By the way, you set my birthday on March 15th to show the quality of the body you created, right?? Don’t show a “Ah, I’ve been discovered” expression, and the soul is light!]
After Lockleipus put the cake on the table, he took out a black suitcase and handed it to Alicea.
"What's this?"
"Your birthday gift." After saying that, Rocklip drank all the black tea in front of him and stood up, "I have to leave... Don't hurry to collect it. That box is not a gift, but the things inside are."
"Uh, I thought you knew that I liked traveling this suitcase." Alicia was embarrassed.
"Does the space bracelet in your hand look like it?"
Li Huayin, who had been silent for a long time, finally found the opportunity. She fell into the sofa and shouted to the sky: "So I despise rich people~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"
【Your appearance is too bad…】
Ignoring Li Huayin, who was nervous, Alicia began to look at the suitcase: "Can I open it?"
"The gift inside is recharged, wait till 5 o'clock." After saying that, Rocklip turned around, bent over at Chasy gracefully, took her hand and kissed her gently on the back and said with a smile, "Thank you for your black tea, it's very delicious."
Then Chasi became a boiled shrimp that had just come out of the pot.
"Don't tease others, quickly disappear for me. You are so weak that you will steal the limelight than everyone else every time you appear!!" Amid the little loli's roar, Lockleipus was behind his left hand, saluted everyone in the room, and left gracefully.
"Listen to my advice, Chasi. Never get involved with that guy." Alicia said earnestly to Chasi, who was covering her cheeks.
[If you can be taken by him, you can live forever, but I don’t guarantee that your graceful figure will shrink to what I am now. Uh, what’s going on with this subtle sense of failure…]
Although Chasi didn't understand why Alicia said that, she nodded to show that she knew.
The little loli felt relieved and took a sip of black tea. Before she could swallow it, Li Huayin's words suddenly appeared, "Little Ellie's brother is really handsome, please introduce it to me another day." All of them turned into a beautiful rainbow under the sunlight of the window.
[Is that guy's charm that has reached the point where he can make the perverted lily girl usher in her spring?? Huayin, congratulations on turning back, you can finally draw a clear line with Lord Kuroko.]
Alixia coughed hard for a few times and cleared her respiratory tract, and took a deep breath and said to Li Huayin: "Do you really want to meet that guy, Huayin? Although I don't know where you like him, I still want to congratulate you on finally becoming interested in men."
"Actually it doesn't matter if I want me to marry him." Li Huayin said in a shocking voice again.
"Why? Where is that guy better?" The little loli was suddenly horrified.
"You think, Little Ellie. Your brother is so outstanding, there must be many beauties around him. Then can I come into contact with more beauties than in the academy?"
[Sorry, Huayin, I shouldn't question you. What's Shirai Kuroko? Miyamae Kanako goes, the most perverted, shaking, most ghostly, most unconventional and unlimited super lily girl Li Huayin, you're determined! You are the role model for all lily girls in the new generation! I actually think you are interested in men, so I'm very sorry!]
The little loli walked to Li Huayin silently and hugged her gently, then gorgeously gave out today's 30-second electric shock.
"But, speaking of it, your brother's noble etiquette is very standard." Sophia squinted at her and said, "Your surname is Harris. Are you a member of the ancient Harris family of the Pireya Empire?"
"There is no identity in the academy. Sophia, you won't forget it, right?" Alicia nodded and admitted, "You guessed it, we are all direct descendants of the Harris family."
"...Why have I never seen a formal noble ceremony in you?" Sophia, who got the answer, recalled Elixia's performance on weekdays and asked with sweat.
"Because everyone here is my friends." The little loli said for granted.
Sofia covered most of her face with a fan and became silent.
"Okay, I admit that I was just talking nonsense just now, so stop playing deeper. I just disgusted with the red tape from the bottom of my heart."
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"Hey, I said, let's open the box and see how it's going?" Cecilia, who had been squatting while looking at the suitcase for a long time, suggested.
"I think we'd better open it after 5 o'clock." Alicia stopped her, "Maybe there will be a magic crystal bomb tied into it."
"What!? This is a birthday gift. Will anyone tie that thing in it?" Cecilia was shocked.
"If you infer from the usual Alicia's personality," Yuege, who was on the side, put down the book and said, "Her brother is likely to do this, after all, he is a brother and sister with blood relationship."
"I'm sorry for being a little bad in normal life. I'll pay attention in the future." Alicia said angrily.
"No, you can just keep it like this." Yue Ge suddenly took out a flat glasses he got from somewhere and put them on and said, "You are our minister. Too much change will cause strong reactions from the officials."
[Whether it is cosmos, or great god Chu, you can stop me. Your long green hair is tied with a pair of ponytails and you can shake onions with a puppy!]
After giving up the suitcase, Cecilia turned her eyes to the box of cakes on the table: "Let's celebrate Alicea's birthday before 5 o'clock?"
"I know you just want to eat my cake, but at least please take out the gift."
"You have forgotten your birthday, so don't ask us for gifts at the moment." Cecilia reached out to the exquisitely wrapped cardboard box on the table without hesitation.
Just as the little loli was hesitating whether to stop her, the door was opened, and Elia and Michelle walked in with an unknown object wrapped in cloth.
"Hey? Is this afternoon tea dessert such a big piece of cake?" Mixueer asked in surprise.
"How come this is like an ordinary dessert?" Alicea almost fell to the ground.
Li Huayin, who was still smoking, got up from the ground and sat on the chair: "This is actually Little Ellie's birthday cake. What a pity. I didn't prepare a gift to express my longing!"
"We both live in the same dormitory, right?"
"That's it." Tianran smiled and put the package in his hand on the table and untied it. "I happened to make some baked biscuits from Vaqisi, so everyone can eat it with the cake."
Except for Ilia, who was carrying a chair for Michelle, everyone couldn't help but shivered.
With the enthusiastic help of Vaqisi, the members of the soy sauce department who passed by were basically out of the degree of making food into charcoal. But the two of the murderers still did their own thing: one is that they could turn any common common ingredients on the continent into abyss items in various incredible ways, so that it made it difficult to tell whether she was cooking or alchemy. The second is that the items they made looked extremely exquisite, making people salivate at first glance, but after taking a bite, they could go to the underworld to get soy sauce. The little loli secretly called the real version of Himeji Riki's natural daze of the real world.
Among these two, Cecilia has a very clear understanding of Mixue's cooking, and Mixue's personality determines that she will only have a little curiosity about the former's cooking. Their only thing in common is that they have absolute confidence in their own cooking, so they never tasted it in person...
Alicia waved her hand desperately and said, "No, no, Michelle, you made these cookies for Ilia, right? We won't have any trouble, you'd better give them to Ilia."
"Yes, yes, we really don't need it." Cecilia also said while speaking.
To be continued...