Chapter 113: The Great Demon King of Terror?
Just as Alixiya and Li Huayin were having an unscheduled daily routine, the demon security guard standing on his post suddenly pointed to the distance and said, "Oh, look. The Great Devil is back."
Just like the horn of war, the people who were still laughing and laughing immediately made a fight.
A lonely figure came from a distance, a man. He didn't look happy at all, only wasted time and helplessness that was hit hard, and looked extremely desolate. As for the legendary tiger body, the turtle-like energy exposed, the enemy bowed and wanted to be his younger brother, and his eyes were like a handsome figure and all the beautiful women were willing to enter the palace of the rear (divine beast). When the weapons were swung, the colors of heaven and earth turned into great success. The evil people all were frightened and regretted offending. It was a young man in the dragon and had nothing to do with the devil.
What? You said that the Demon King should be the kind of man who opens his mouth and trembles in a river, stomps his feet and shakes his feet for three days, squirting, and farting, and there must be someone else. Otherwise, there will be a curiosity that will trigger a catastrophe. Moreover, no matter whether it is the noble princess who respects the queen, the human elf orc, dragon girl, dragon girl, demon angel goddess, evil god, all of them are included in the crystal palace. From then on, the singing and singing of each other every night is overwhelmed by countless men who are still standing upright after fighting with countless bells? Are you sure this guy is not the protagonist of a novel with the label of "devil" and "evil"?
Let me tell you what the real demon king is!
The so-called devil king is the kind of person who ran out of his castle and bullied the little boy who wore open crotch pants everywhere, threw stones and smashed other people's window glasses, deliberately hid the old people's glasses, snatched the lollipops from the loli's hands, stole the underwear of the female middle school students, and blocked them on the road, saying, "Miss, please give me a baby, okay?" After being rejected, a princess was kidnapped in the castle, but she was planning to push it down, but strangely turned into a shaking physique. Finally, it caused resentment from the heavens and people, and finally led to the legendary bravery. After fighting with the master who held the rag as a magic weapon for 300 rounds, he received the bento and exploded. The ground was red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. It made people wonder why she didn't wear equipment, and then her soul did not dissipate and reincarnate to continue this kind of dirty and bloody plot.
Don’t think that being a demon king is very casual. When your equipment is pushed down one by one, do you know that others are crying and bleeding in their hearts!?
No one can stand this dark sunshine, and even going out to breathe, it will attract a large group of brave men with red eyes and shouting "Equipment is explosive" in their mouths. As a result, even the gold coins hidden in the chrysanthemums are searched for money. And for this blatant robbery, there is nowhere to seek justice. Year after year, even the strongest person will become similar to the gray-white figure that Alicia saw in her eyes.
Well, we all know that the real profession of the Demon King is a spearman, and his surname is Sato, so you don’t need to say it.
But Alicia understood that if the lucky value of the Gunman is e and he did not admit his mistake, the lucky value of the guy in front of him would be a negative number.
He was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with black trousers on his lower body, and walked listlessly with a hunched back. Because he lowered his head, he couldn't see his face. He could only see his black hair standing upright in bunches, and it felt like it would hurt when he touched it. The Demon King was carrying a plastic bag in his hand, and he couldn't see what was inside, but from a green onion that stretched out to bask in the sun - he went to the supermarket to buy vegetables!?
The Demon King went to buy vegetables in person? Or did he buy discounted vegetables in the supermarket? Braves, what are you planning to make their lives a mess!?
Sophia poked Alicea gently: "Is this the devil?"
"No, this guy is a gunman." The little loli replied in seconds, "and the broom star on the girl is still shining with shiny."
"Sorry, I didn't understand what you mean..."
"It's okay, Sophia, please watch it." Alicia said, walking to a nearby machine and took a breath.
Then she flew sideways and kicked hard.
"Bang!"
With a bang, the machine shook and fell something: this object was a cylinder made of metal, with a pulling mouth at the top that could push your fingers into. The little loli opened it and drank the drink inside in three mouthfuls.
Sister Pao kicks the vending machine and is indeed very handsome, but good kids can't learn it.
As for why things like vending machines appear nearby...you just think that the plot needs to be done.
After drinking, Alicia took out the ball stick and knocked the can into the air with a crisp sound. The little loli was hitting the ball with her back towards the Demon King. It can be said that there was no factor in the can that could hit him.
Sophia thought so at first, but she became embarrassed after a while.
A strong wind suddenly blew without warning, and while the girls covered their skirts (even Li Huayin had to cover them because she had no underwear), they scraped the can back. Then it hit the devil's head with a perfect parabola.
The Demon King was obviously knocked unconscious. After he staggered for a few steps, he was tripped by a gap that was known to appear there on the road. He suddenly rushed to the ground. The plastic bag in his hand also spilled out and fell all over the ground.
Alicia clearly saw a box of vacuum-packed fresh eggs flying far away and falling heavily to the ground, yellow and white flowing non-stop.
[It's really this guy! I said why is he a "beautiful girl brave"? The author of the love is unconventional and has already planned it in the morning!]
Sophia pulled the corner of her mouth and said, "If it were such a demon king, we might be able to win easily, right?"
"On the contrary, Sophia." Alicia, who had confirmed the other party's identity, said with a sense of laughter, "Even if all of us are combined, we will not be his opponent. But don't worry, although we can't beat him, we are absolutely in danger of life. At most, we are willing to be pushed to the ground and eaten completely."
Before Sophia could understand what the little loli said, the black-haired demon king in the distance climbed up, looked at the mess all over the ground and said, "Which guy littered the garbage!"
Then his eyes moved to the box of juiced eggs, and he immediately wailed and pounced on it like a dead mother, crying bitterly: "Ahhhh! This is my only chance to replenish protein this week! How could it become like this!?"
Finally, he held his hair tightly with his hands tightly, looking up at the sky and shouted loudly:
"Unfortunate-"
Yes, you read that right. This demon king who was so eager to come out but was hiding the bad luck god. It was the magical boy who traveled through time and time and fan clubs who were worried about his sister and wanted to slap him to death. But the other party's little bravery was destined to be a completely impossible thing - Kazuo Toma!
[Unfortunately, your sister! Where is the cannon sister? What about the pervert? What about the flower pot girl and the black long straight? What about the foodie nun? Where is the barcode uncle? What about the royal sister saint? What about the upside down man who has never died for thousands of years? Who will drag this soul and the author to make a thumbs blow up a hundred times-!?]
Just then, be a mother...well, classmate Dangma looked up at Alicia.
The baseball stick in the little loli's hand, the hit marks on the can, and the bag on the numb head, does it require a certain four-eyed star to appear?
"I did nothing!" Alicia hurriedly hid the ball stick behind her back and denied.
"My protein, my protein, my protein..." When Ma Yan didn't listen at all, he murmured with creepy words in his mouth and opened his hands to the little loli who was so nervous that he seemed to run away at any time, and said in tears, "That's my precious protein!"
"I know I know, you said it just now." Alicia put away the stick and shivered with her hands and her chest trembling. "As apologize, I will make a meal for you, so please don't touch me!!"
Does the brave cook for the great devil? Not to mention that the things you made cannot be eaten except for Ilia. Just cooking for this thing is no different from entering the palace!
"Ahem!" the demon security guard next to him reminded, "Master Demon King, please see clearly that these people are all beautiful girls and brave men, and they are here to attack you."
"What!? I actually want to hurt me to ma!?"
"I can't forgive you! Don't even think about it as a hair!"
"People, they are not fighting against you for the sake of protecting this stupid dog, Dangma. Don't get me wrong!"
"Do you want to die once?"
"Hey, I just don't know if I will pay me if I fight this time?"
"Haha, it looks very interesting, let me get some more."
Just as the devil security guard finished speaking, countless girls seemed to emerge from the ground and surrounded the young man Shangjo, and the words of indignation filled the entire street.
Unlike the surprise of everyone behind her, Alixiya looked at the beautiful girls in front of her, from loli to royal sister, from black long to double ponytails, from three-nothing to arrogant, from ancient costume knight to modern martial arts detectives, from magic girls to superpowers, from red and white witches to purple monsters, and so on. She looked at the proud expression of "I am one of the palaces of the (divine beasts)" with a proud expression of "I am one of the palaces of the (divine beasts)" and faced him with a proud expression of "I am the one of the (divine beasts) guarding him in the middle to confront him and others.
However, the members of the (Divine Beast) Palace obviously did not get along well. At least in such a short time, Alicia saw a pair of ponytails waving her two guns and two swords fighting with another girl with a full head of blonde hair on the cos tentacle monster, while the black Changzhi next to her, who was full of stroking temperament, was panicked and persuading the fight.
Therefore, the Palace of the Later (Divine Beast) is not something that anyone can open. First of all, you must have a strong body and spirit like a strong strong person. Otherwise, let alone pushing down the girls, they are usually arrogant, vicious and cute and murderous dishes, as well as various violent attacks aimed at strengthening emotional communication, which are enough to make the soul return to the other side of the Styx.
The daily lifestyle of modern cute girls is not affordable for ordinary people!
Chapter completed!