Chapter 68 Everyone loves small branches

At 8:00 p.m. on October 30, dormitory 107, Building 3 was once again overcrowded.

"Get out the speaker, be careful, don't throw this big guy, let alone touch someone."

"What should I do if the wires are laid out, and the people are coming and going?"

"Where is the camera? Where is the camera?"

"If you don't have a camera, you can use DV? You can make do with it." Niu Ben lived the addiction of a great director and pointed out the commander of a thousand troops: "The audience will keep the order of the scene and leave plenty of space for the participants. Try not to make noise. Everyone can applaud, but don't point fingers. Then it's not your passerby torture, this is a battle between the great kings of the country. Fatty brothers have already made us watch the game. Don't mess with the game because of you yelling around."

"Old Niu, this is not the first time we are watching the battle. You need these rules?" Lao Fei crossed his legs and knocked melon seeds casually and said to Niu Ben.

Seeing that Lao Fei had learned the fat man's lazy virtues to the fullest, Niu Benqi didn't call him: "You are so fucking embarrassed to talk, what did you do when you moved the speakers, and what did you do when you made the wires. You still have the face to occupy the best position. When the brothers outside come in and throw you out, I won't help you, don't blame me for not talking about brotherly ties!"

"You are in charge?" Lao Fei and Niu Ben are fellow villagers and also attend the same school in high school. Although they are not in the same class, they are in different places and fellow villagers are the closest. The two have a very good relationship and speak naturally without restraint.

"You boy is so capable!" Niu Ben looked at Lao Fei jokingly, picked up the microphone and blew it: "Can the brothers outside hear it clearly?"

There was no need for students outside to respond. Niu Ben's clear voice came from the corridor to the house: "Because the conditions are limited, the capacity in our house is too small, so most brothers can only listen to voice live broadcasts. I apologize to my brothers." Niu Ben first had a very standard CCTV style, and then he changed his conversation: "Although our house has a small capacity, the best position was occupied by four corpses. When we worked hard to move speakers and lay wires, they occupied the best position in the house to eat melon seeds and didn't ask about our hard work. What is the difference between this and the evil capitalists who eat my bone marrow and my flesh and blood? Can the poor people tolerate this situation?"

"I can't bear it!" There were about a hundred responses from the corridor. Almost no students on this floor came, but many students on other floors also came to watch the fun.

"Take them out!" Niu Ben continued to provoke the people's hatred of the rich.

Seeing several people pouring in at the door, Lao Fei and his brothers were stunned. However, Lao Fei was stunned for at most three seconds and quickly grabbed Niu Ben's microphone. While glaring at Niu Ben, he shouted to the microphone: "Brothers, please be careful, don't be anxious! It's not without a price for our four brothers to occupy a good position."

"For this good position, we all escaped the old witch's class in the afternoon, and risked our lives to take up the position at four o'clock. Moreover, for this position, our brothers didn't dare to move, and didn't even eat dinner. It was wrong for us to not help me move the speakers just now, but there were too many people who were jealous of our position. As the saying goes, women are forty, like wolves and tigers. Our brothers can't satisfy so many tigers and wolves! As long as we move, the position that has lasted for four hours will be occupied immediately. Put your heart in mind, let your brothers go, let your brothers go!"

Seeing the commotion outside calmed down, Niu Ben took the microphone from Lao Fei: "What did he compare us to just now? The old woman who was dissatisfied with desire, he thought we would snatch his seat. He regarded the masses who firmly believed in Ma Deng's thoughts, who were dedicated to the country and the people as? What's more, they didn't just explain the crime truthfully, and the honest Xiaoxiao had already told me that he had used three pounds of beef in the "snatch the head" brand sauce to get the best position."

Niu Ben said with pain: "Comrades! Such unhealthy trends have arisen in the great New China, which makes our working people feel disappointed! If we don't throw out this group of scum who have been famous in corrupt organizations, how can we be worthy of our hard work, how can we raise our parents for many years, how can we be worthy of our great party, and how can we be worthy of our grandfather who worked hard to educate us?" Niu Ben said so much nonsense, which means letting classmates outside come in and grab Lao Fei's position.

Those who can pass the National University of China have all their IQs, so of course they heard the subtitles of Niu Ben's words. So, as soon as Niu Ben's words finished, the crowd rushed in from the small door of the dormitory.

However, they didn't really throw Lao Fei and the other four out. After all, it's just a joke. As Lao Fei said, the four of them have paid a lot to occupy this good position. Not to mention the old witch's class and the problem of not having dinner, three pounds of "grabbing the head" brand beef is not cheap.

In the end, Lao Fei still sat in this best position, but he was spared the death penalty, but he did not escape the death penalty. It felt uncomfortable to be rubbed by a hundred people in the dormitory and punched him. The four people in Lao Fei's dormitory had their hearts.

Niu Ben ignored Lao Fei, picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "There are still 50 minutes left before the battle for the king of the National University. In the following time, let's interview members of our dark horse Fatty Team. The video of the interview will be used as a benefit and sent to all our friends present. Maybe one day the Fatty Team will become famous, and the videos in our hands will appreciate."

"DV is ready." After receiving the nodded reply, Niu Ben continued with the microphone: "The first person to interview was the beautiful captain of our Fat Team, Chen Suqing! However, because the school rules, we can only interview remotely through yy. Unfortunately, we cannot see Captain Chen's face."

"Captain Chen, are you there?" Niu Ben asked on the fat man's microphone.

"At." Chen Suqing's voice came out clearly from the speaker on the wall.

"Everyone has heard Captain Chen's voice, as magnetic as Cai Qin's voice, it is very attractive." Let's ask Captain Chen below: "What do you think of leading the dark horse team, defeating the old and strong teams in a row, and reaching the team finals in one fell swoop."

"Thoughts? Isn't it too early to say that I feel like I feel like it? I haven't played the last game yet. If I can't win today's game, it's no different from being eliminated thirty days ago." Chen Suqing's tone seemed to be a second-hand man.

"Uh..." The answer is too unofficial. Even if you don't say that you won by luck, you should say that it's a great honor to meet ch in the finals. How can you say so directly? But if you think about it carefully, Chen Suqing's words are indeed reasonable. If you can't win the last game, it's no different from being eliminated thirty days ago. Anyway, you can't participate in the theater competition and you won't get any bonus.

"Okay, let's ask Captain Chen again what he expects for the next final."

"I hope? Brother, don't be stupid, okay? Even if you hit passers-by, no one hopes that you will lose. Do you want to hear me say stupid, force the Football Association slogans, kick out style and other nonsense?"

Chen Suqing continued: "The purpose of competition is to win! My expectation is of course to win this game. Not only will we win this game, but we will continue to win the next game, next game, next game, next game, next game, next game, next game, and next game!"

"Fat sister-in-law is extremely domineering!" Not only Lao Fei shouted like this, but everyone who heard Chen Suqing's words shouted like this. They were all excited by Chen Suqing's words. But after turning around and sucking, they felt a little uncomfortable. It would be great if this was said by Liu Liantao. Such domineering words came from Chen Suqing's mouth, which made him feel like a hen Si Chen.

"He is our tactic maker, the commander on the field, and our spiritual leader." Liu Liantao expressed Chen Suqing's position in the team in the most pertinent words.

"Captain Chen, your best position is the mid laner, we all know. What are your favorite tactics, what are your favorite heroes and items?" Niu Ben continued the interview.

"I like any tactic that can help the team win. My favorite hero is the Bat Knight, and my favorite item is the small branch." Chen Suqing also took his mind. Niu Ben is very reliable, but who can guarantee that the hundred people here are reliable. What is the advantage of the dark horse? It is that others don't know your team, and Chen Suqing is not stupid enough to reveal his trump card.

"Little branch?" The bat knight is indeed imba, but Chen Suqing likes branches the most is a bit puzzled: Can't fat guys do it? The fat sister-in-law wants to use the branches to "masturbate himself"? Niu Ben thought viciously.

"I like the cost-effectiveness of the small branch, which is the best prop in the early stage." Chen Suqing is like a fat man, a standard pragmatist. Whether it is reality or dota, he does not buy expensive ones, but only the most practical ones.

"Thank you, Captain Chen for your answer. Let's interview the Fat Team's main C, Xu Hao." To Xu Hao, Niu Ben was not as polite and cautious as he was to Chen Suqing. He took a chair and sat next to Xu Hao, took out a cigarette in Xu Hao's pocket, lit one by himself, and asked: "Mouse, what is his favorite tactic? What is his favorite hero? What is his favorite item? Say it yourself, don't let the man worry."

"Of course my favorite tactic is to play the four lives and one. I am in the late stage and I have to be treated, but they usually don't give me treatment." Xu Hao's words are really right. There are many games where he did not enjoy the due treatment.

"Beat them!" Niu ran out of his mind.

"Good solution." Xu Hao looked around: Liu Liantao rolled up his sleeves and showed his thick arms. The fat man stood up and shook his head. The roshan-like body shape... The little guy was the most direct, and pulled out a sharp bone-calling knife from the drawer. This was bought for the day of stewing rabbit meat.

Xu Hao's eyes returned to Niu Ben and asked tremblingly, "Will you help me beat them?"

Niu Ben looked at his figure, 1.7 meters tall, 110 kilograms of weight, and said as if he had lost his memory: "What we just discussed seems to be the question of what hero you like."

Everyone laughed, especially the guy who was holding the dv, his hands were shaking like he was shooting a horror movie.

"I like too many heroes, such as Void Mask, Ghost, Enemy Mage, Snake-haired Banshee, Phantom Assassin, Druid, Troll Warrior, Werewolf..." Xu Hao also learned the essence and did not reveal the bottom, but reported all the late heroes.

"Don't you like it particularly?" Niu Ben asked unwillingly.

"Yes! Void mask, women love, men love it too!" Xu Hao threw a charming look at Niu Ben... This was obviously revenge.

Xu Hao's eyebrows and eyes were powerful, and Niu Ben almost vomited: "Damn, please tell me your favorite item quickly. I'll go and interview someone else. What a disgusting man, you!"

"The favorite item is of course the twig."

"A person who is a late-stage person who likes small branches?" Niu Ben felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Nonsense, can't you like small branches later?" Xu Hao asked back: "Without small branches, why should I use the follow-up equipment? You don't know how distressed I feel every time I sell my beloved branches." Xu Hao also made a move to cheer up Xizi, and it seemed that he was going to carry out the disgust to the end.

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" Niu Ben pulled Xu Hao away, and was in Xu Hao's position, and said to Liu Liantao: "Boss, you are a good person. You can't play with me like a mouse, right?"

Liu Liantao said seriously: "Of course, we are buddies! Or are the three questions?"

"Well, answer!" Niu Ben shouted to the guy holding the dv: "Stop laughing, where are you shooting dv? Slap your face! You didn't ask you to shoot jb, why are you doing this boss's crotch?"

The guy who took the dv smiled even more happily, and the dv was getting closer and closer to Liu Liantao's crotch...

Niu Ben covered his forehead: It was a failed interview.

"Okay, boss, please answer. After the interview quickly, I will not delay your discussion of tactics." Niu Ben said helplessly.

"My favorite tactic is to play gank."

Niu Ben nodded, and it is well known that Liu Liantao beat him fiercely.

"The favorite hero is the Wandering Swordsman, so men should play the hero."

Look at how good the boss answered. Niu Ben glared at Xu Hao.

"My favorite item is the small branch." Liu Liantao's last sentence almost made Niu Ben fall to the ground.

"Boss, you said you're not going to play with me." Niu Ben said pitifully.

"What I like most is indeed the twig. You know I beat you fiercely and like to fight with people. I have escaped more than once below nineteen o'clock blood. This is all the credit of the twig." (The twig adds a little bit of attributes, and each point of strength is equal to nineteen o'clock blood.)

"Then equipment such as wrist guards, pioneer shields, and dragon hearts are not better to save lives. Why do you have to say small branches?" Niu Ben said unwillingly.

"Where can you afford these equipment in the early stage? Small branches are the most affordable. I advise all friends who play Dota to buy enough small branches when they go out."

It would be fine if your own team likes small branches, but you still want dotaers all over the world to like small branches! Niu Ben pulled Liu Liantao aside again, and he could see that Liu Liantao, who seemed to be loyal and generous, is not a good thing.

"Fatty! Fatty Brother! Fatty Master! Can you stop playing with me?" Niu Ben begged to the fat man.

The fat man looked frightened and covered his chest with his hands: "Don't come over, you really don't come over. I'm a wife, I won't mess with you."

The cow Ben smashed his head on the fat man's computer desk. He wanted to talk to the fat man well, but he didn't see who the fat man was. There was also a wife's man, damn it, a flower was put on cow dung, but it was still cow dung pulled out from the cattle that was badly eaten by the cattle.

"Ask quickly! Answer quickly!" Niu Ben felt that he was cheap and had to do some interview.

"I don't have any tactics I like. Anyway, I do the dirtiest and tiring work anyway." The fat man said in one sentence that all the blue-collar assistants were in trouble. They made chickens, eyes, tp, lines, towers, and heads. They contribute the greatest contribution to the team, but the least attention they received. Everyone's eyes are focused on the main C and main ganks. Not many people will pay attention to the diligent and dedicated assistance that is not eye-catching, but essential work. Just like Marklele, the first phase of Real Madrid Galaxy Battleships.

The fat man said this sentence a bit sensational, but the next sentence revealed his true nature: "My favorite hero, natural sister, is delicate, has a short breast, and has short clothes. Men who don't like her are all stupid."

"What a fat man!" Chen Suqing snorted coldly from the speaker.

Forgot to turn off the microphone, the fat man gave himself a small mouth and quickly changed his words: "I said it wrong, I said it wrong. My favorite hero is the Divine Niu, because he can avoid experience and don't have money. He stands in the middle to give Chen Suqing the most meticulous protection."

"Do you think your new Phoenix 24-hour super large wings have no leakage? Do you dare to be more shameless?" Niu Ben couldn't help but sarcastic.

The fat man seemed to have discovered a new world and looked at Niu Ben and said, "It seems that Brother Niu has a lot of knowledge about this. If you have time, we can discuss it carefully."

"A genius discusses with you what is your favorite item?" Niu Ben said depressedly: "It took so long to get in touch that there is not a good thing in your team." Niu Ben said, and said to the microphone: "Fat sister-in-law, I didn't say anything to you!"

Chen Suqing ignored him, and the fat man replied: "Will your favorite item be anything other than the small branches?"

"It's a small branch again. Are you guys finished? Can't you change to someone else?"

The fat man said aggrievedly: "I am just an assistant. The little branch is waiting for the salary bit by bit, so how dare you ask for anything else?"

"Okay, I want to listen to your nonsense again, I'm just stupid." Niu Ben turned around and looked at Xiaoxiao: "Brother, when you see your face is a simple and honest person. Don't learn bad things like them at a young age!"

Xiaoxiao was almost moved to tears: "Brother Niu, please ask me if you have any questions, I will tell you everything."

“What is your favorite tactic?”

"The entire magic system explodes, crazy gank." Xiaoxiao really said everything.

"Where is your favorite hero?"

"White Tiger. Most people in the country know the reputation of my little white tiger prince." Xiaoxiao said proudly.

"The little prince of the White Tiger is worthy of his reputation." Niu Ben also saw the White Tiger with a good arrow and praised her so that Xiaoxiao could answer the next question well.

"What about your favorite item? Don't say it's a twig."

Xiaoxiao looked embarrassed: "Brother Niu, everyone loves small branches, and I can't avoid the vulgarity!"
Chapter completed!