Hunting is a sport that Fatty and the others have long recalled. The last time they hunted was more than ten years ago, when the three fat brothers were wearing crotch-open pants.

Carefree childhood is the happiest. I didn’t have computer games when I was a child, but Fatty people’s entertainment activities were no less than those of children nowadays.

I won’t say much about shooting foreign fire skins, playing glass balls and the essential little overlord learning machine. Fatty, Liu Liantao, and Xu Hao’s three bad guys like to do the most at that time was to strip the little girl’s pants. Liu Liantao was very strong and held the little girl in the kindergarten. Xu Hao stretched the little girl’s pants with both hands and pulled it down, while a little fat guy squatted there, staring at the little girl’s lower body with innocent curiosity and pranky eyes.

"Why don't you have a chicken??" The fat dun cried and asked curiously.

The little girl seemed to have no idea what the chicken was. Her big eyes with tears were staring at the fat man in confusion and anger.

The little fat dunge took off his pants, pinched his waist with both hands, pushed forward, and said as if showing off: "This is a chicken. Chicken." Then, the little fat dunge swayed his clean and hairless little thing in the kindergarten classroom, and shouted while running: "Xxx has no chicken. Chicken."

The kindergarten aunt came in...

Well, let’s not mention the fat man’s deeds of teasing little girls since childhood. Fat man’s favorite season is summer and autumn.

In summer, parents can take them to Jinlin Lake to take a bath and fish, while in autumn activities are more tempting, so they will follow Xu Hao's father to hunt.

Mr. Xu had already achieved some success in his career at that time, but he was still a second-rate man. He raised dogs and walked birds. He treasured several hunting rifles at home. He could not even do business for the sake of autumn hunting.

Speaking of which, the dogs of Xu Hao made the fat man envious for a long time. Two thin dogs chasing rabbits and two black backs with extremely majestic guards. Every time the fat man goes to Xu Hao's house, he wants to get close to him but dares not get close to him.

The fat man liked this kind of loyal animal since he was a child. He always wanted to take Xu's father to ask for a puppy and raise it home. Xu Hao's family is a purebred dog, both black back and plump dogs, which is expensive, but Xu Hao's father is also a loyal person. After giving birth to a puppy, he chose the best and strongest one for the fat man without saying a word, and taught the fat man the experience of raising dogs for a long time. However, the fat man didn't have much time to take the puppy home, so the puppy was sent back to Xu Hao's family by the fat man's parents. One reason was that this little guy was really not cheap, and the other reason was that the fat man's parents didn't like dogs.

It’s enough to worry about having a fat man, a naughty guy, who puts the little girl’s pants in the class and shows her chicks naked. The chicken matter has not been resolved yet, so they don’t have time to take care of the puppies.

The puppy that he had been thinking about day and night was sent back by his parents, which really annoyed the fat man. The whole day, the fat man didn't eat or drink water, just sat there and cried. When he was tired of crying, he would sleep for a while, and then he stood up and continued to sit on the bed and sobbed. No matter how his parents coaxed or persuaded him, the fat man refused to drink even a sip of water.

The fat man's parents were so scared. This was the first time that the fat man had such a big temper. Fortunately, the uncle came to see his nephew at this time.

After learning that the incident began, the uncle scolded the fat man’s parents fiercely: "The child just wants to raise a dog, so you can force you to go on a hunger strike. You two are really promising!" After teaching the fat man’s parents a lesson, the uncle said to the fat man with kindness: "Don’t cry, go have some food, I will get you a better one."

The fat man looked at his uncle pitifully. Seeing that his uncle had no intention of lying to him, he quickly ran to the dining table and started to eat. He was so hungry that he hadn't eaten all day.

The uncle was decisive in his work, so the next day he got a small Tibetan mastiff for the fat man. The small Tibetan mastiff had a black fur color and long mane covering the round and rolling little mung bean eyes, which was extremely cute.

The fat man loved this little Tibetan mastiff so much that he didn't even mention feeding, watering and taking a bath every day, he had to hold it in his arms even when he was sleeping. Even if the little Tibetan mastiff was pulled in the fat man's quilt, the fat man was not angry at all.

The little Tibetan mastiff thrived like this for three months, and the fat man was also happy for three months. However, the famous puppies are very charming. The fat man is just a child and his parents have no experience in raising dogs. The little Tibetan mastiff is inevitably sick.

The parents took the fat man with him. The fat man walked all the veterinary hospitals in Tiandu with his little Tibetan mastiff, but he received a response that shook his head.

A day later, the little Tibetan mastiff died in the fat man's arms.

The fat man cried for three days and did not smile for a month. A month later, the fat man returned to his slutty appearance, and still followed Liu Liantao and Xu Hao to grab the Little Ba Wang game console, plucked the little girl's pants together, and drooled at the four big dogs in Xu Hao's family. However, the fat man never asked for a puppy again. It would be better not to raise a puppy than to raise it. The puppy may be just a playmate, just a tool for the owner. But the owner's puppy is equivalent to his life.

The four big dogs in Xu Hao's family are all powerful guys. One male and one female have two black backs. The majestic expression and agile figure are a good helper for guarding the house. The two thin dogs are also the speed of chasing rabbits.

This makes the fat man and his friends long for autumn again. After harvesting the corn, the fields around Tiandu were deserted, which is where rabbits cultivate and nourish.

"It's time to beat rabbits, it's time to beat pheasants." Xu Hao's father waved the hunting rifle at the three little guys, and his face was full of pride: "Taste it, eat more, let's get the way after eating!" Xu Mom brought two large plates of dumplings, and these three little guys suddenly stuffed them into his mouth like a wolf. Xu Hao choked by the dumplings, and his little face turned red. These three little guys have been looking forward to fighting rabbits and pheasant trips for a long time.

It is not because Xu Hao's father is a sturdy egg, but because the sky is located on the plain, and the hunting place is in the barren farmland. Apart from rabbits and pheasants, he can only beat the old bird in the sky (the old bird in the middle qiu three times: northern dialect, the meaning of sparrow.)

After eating the dumplings, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. The autumn night in the north was still very cold. Mr. Xu had drunk two sips of wine to keep the cold, and his face turned red, but he didn't dare to drink too much. Don't look at him, he only poured two cups of water into the amount.

Dad Xu tightened his cotton jacket on the three little guys, carried them onto the tractor, and let the dog jump on it. A darkness emerged from the tractor and drove towards the fat man and his place of hope.

In addition to real old hunters, hunting is usually a gang. Mr. Xu is a half-baked hunter, so he is no exception. After walking for less than five miles, the tractor was stopped by two motorcycles, and a thin dog was squatting behind each motorcycle.

"What a good dog!" The fat man drooled and almost leaked out.

The owners of these two motorcycles were brothers who were the ones Xu, who burned incense and kowtowed by his father. The relationship was similar to the three fat brothers. The two got off the motorcycle and cursed each other friendlyly. They touched the faces of the fat man and the three of them, and threw the condoms, clips, air guns, etc. on the tractor, so that the dog could jump up. They rode on the motorcycle and drove to the field first.

Hunting is a magical thing in the young minds of fat men. Why do rabbits foolishly drill into condoms and clips? Why don’t pheasants fly into the sky to avoid hunting dogs? Why is the stupid rabbit still motionless when the tractor headlight is shining on it?

Looking at the scene in front of him, the fat man was very curious, Xu Hao was very curious, and Liu Liantao was also very curious.

The headlights of Xu Hao's tractor were modified. In the middle of the night, a strong light could be emitted dozens of meters away. Just as we reached the light column, a fat rabbit was squatting there motionlessly. Four hunting dogs rushed over and bit the fat rabbit's neck, and blood flowed all over the floor.

"Oh! So damn cruel." Mr. Xu, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned around and glared at the fat man, then slapped himself in a small mouth. The fat man didn't know how to swear. The exclamation of "Fuck" was just learned from him.

"Fiber, don't say the word 'fuck' or not, it's a swear word." Mr. Xu taught his nephew.

"Damn, I got it!" The fat man could speak when he was 10 months old. His language talent was incomparable. He used the vocabulary he had just learned so well.

"Fuck..." After Dad Xu said that, he slapped himself in a small mouth.

"Uncle, I won't tell my mother that you will teach me to swear words." The fat man was fat, but he was not stupid. He knew how to make delicious food for himself at a young age.

"Damn it, little bastard!" Mr. Xu was angry at first, and then said: "When you go home, take two rabbits, don't talk nonsense!"

Fatty’s mother Han Shufen and Xu Hao’s mother are best friends who come out of the same village who talks about everything. If Han Shufen knew that Xu’s father taught the fat man to swear, he would definitely complain to Xu Hao’s mother. Xu Hao’s mother’s temperament is not as gentle as Han Shufen, and she is simply a female lion. Instead of listening to the female lion’s roar, it’s better to give the fat man some benefits...

By the way, Mr. Xu is also a standard bronchitis.

From ten o'clock to two o'clock in the evening, the four hours were rewarded with a total of sixteen rabbits and twenty-one pheasants. The three adults did not share the spoils, but came to Xu Hao's house with Mr. Xu's tractor.

At that time, Xu Hao's family lived in a small second-story villa, but a spacious courtyard with two rows of houses in four south and four north. At this time, Xu Hao's mother had already gone to bed. The three adults settled the dog and led the fat man and the three brothers to the south room.

The fat man and the others were already sleepy, but when they heard these three adults wanting to stew rabbit meat, they immediately flew where they were sleepy. Especially the fat man, his little dark eyes were like a light bulb, staring at the stove and shining.

"Greedy boy!" Dad Xu pinched the fat man's fleshy face, and gently 'stroke' the fat man's big head twice, making the fat man's soft hair look like a mess.

The three of them were obviously veterans in doing this work, with clear division of labor and neatness. Some were holding firewood and boiling water. Mr. Xu bleed the fat rabbit, peeled it, removed the internal organs, and then cut the meat into small pieces, which took only a few minutes.

The meat was put into the pot. Because the meat was cut very small, it could be stewed in about an hour, but I couldn’t sleep in this hour. Dad Xu had prepared a long time ago, and he took the hot wine, peanuts, pork head meat from Lao Li’s house in the east of the city, and a roast chicken.

The fat man and the others hurried over when they saw the delicious food. The fat man and Xu Hao were quick to fight, and each of them tear a chicken leg and stuffed it into their mouths. The thin Xu Hao looked at his father pitifully. Dad Xu was helpless. His children could not grab food, so he, a father, could not get it back. Dad Xu tear a chicken wing for Xu Hao.

Speaking of which, the two sworn brothers of Mr. Xu were not very good at drinking. Before the rabbit meat was stewed, they drank a little drunk after two glasses of wine. There was no good thing when they were drunk. They spoke louder, became arrogant and used words to make a fool of themselves, and even shook off the romantic affairs of Mr. Xu. Mr. Xu had drunk two glasses before, so he didn't drink much now. At this time, he was still very awake. He dared to say anything from the two brothers, but he winked at them, indicating that the three children were still here.

His drunk two brothers don't care what you should say or say whatever they want. They not only speak unrestrainedly, but also picked up a small wine cup while Dad Xu went to serve rabbit meat to seduce the three little guys. But they didn't dare to do this afterwards, and they were frightened by these three little guys.

Liu Liantao was a bold and unrestrained person since he was a child. Seeing that these adults were having a good time drinking wine cups and wine cups, they also wanted to try it out. After being lured by them, Liu Liantao picked up the wine cup and drank it in one gulp.

Liu Liantao only felt that he had a fire after drinking. He coughed twice, smashed his mouth twice, picked up the wine pot and poured another glass. The cup just now was drunk too quickly, and he only felt it was very spicy and hadn't tasted it yet.

"I still want to drink?" The man who held the white wine to seduce Liu Liantao quickly grabbed the cup and thought to himself what kind of child they were! What they didn't expect was that Fatty and Xu Hao were curious about the two babies. Seeing that Liu Liantao was drinking happily, they thought it was something good. While they were not paying attention, the fat man picked up another person's wine cup, Xu Hao picked up his father's wine cup, and poured it into one gulp.

The two were stunned, and Dad Xu, who came back with rabbit meat, was also stunned: "You two are doing what you are doing!" Dad Xu looked at the two sworn brothers and these words broke out from the gap between his teeth.

Mr. Xu and his friends drank 56 degrees Erguotou. Can three six-year-old children enjoy this thing?

I saw three little guys, their faces quickly turned red, and they sat on the stool and started to sway.

Dad Xu quickly carried the three little guys to the kang and covered them with a quilt. After observing for a while, he found nothing unusual. They all slept soundly before breathing a sigh of relief.

Secondly, after he got up, Mr. Xu thought that the matter would be over, but he didn't expect that his son would betray him. Xu Hao asked his mother why she felt feverish and dizzy after drinking.

"What? You let the kids drink?" The lioness's mane stood up instantly.

Dad Xu knew that there would be a tragedy today, so he glared at Xu Hao and prepared to endure the storm. However, he did not expect that the storm would not stop there. While the 'female lion' said that, the fat man's parents also came to pick up his son.

They TP join the team battle.

Dad Xu was completely tragic, and the tragedy was so tragic that it could not be tragic anymore. He was beaten by ten full-level queens and the maximum level demon wizard's ultimate move. If only magic damage is left, it would be fine, but Dad Xu also suffered a lot of physical damage. Can you imagine a scene where an invisible assassin with 1,000 agility points, and he kept poking behind you with a full-level backstab? Dad Xu wasn't just being pig.

When Han Shufen took the fat man and Liu Liantao away, she glanced at Dad Xu. She rarely made such unceremonious actions, which showed that she was so angry that she was not as angry as Dad Xu.

No matter how enthusiastic the wine stealing storm is, the hunting activities in autumn are still what the fat brothers look forward to most. Although you can catch fish and swim in summer, catching fish is not as interesting as rabbits, and the fish meat is not as meat as rabbits, and the pheasant meat is delicious.

But the next autumn, Fatty and the others will never participate in this interesting event again. It’s not that Mr. Xu doesn’t take them to play, but that the state’s gun ban order took over Mr. Xu’s hunting rifle.

At first, Mr. Xu didn't want to hand over, and there were two hunting rifles hidden in his house. Perhaps he offended someone in the business world, or perhaps because Mr. Xu was too reckless by nature and offended his neighbors. Someone reported his private guns to the Public Security Bureau. Mr. Xu's two hunting rifles were not successfully left, but also fined several thousand yuan. If it weren't for Liu Liantao's father's help, he might have gone to the detention center for two months.

After losing the gun and being punished, Mr. Xu lost his mind to hunting. He couldn't help but give the condoms and clips at home to his two brothers. He also sold the two thin dogs and devoted himself to the starting business.

The fat man was very angry about Mr. Xu's behavior. In the fat man's mind, as long as he raises a dog, he should raise it from birth to death, rather than selling it after losing its usefulness.

From the day when Mr. Xu sold his dog, the fat man hadn't been to Xu Hao's house for a long time. However, when the fat man grew up, he gradually understood that everyone had their own way of living. He was not a savior or a national leader, but just a lazy fat man. He had no right or right to teach anyone how to do things. All he could grasp was himself.

Only yourself.

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After having breakfast with Lao Fei and the others, when they returned to the dormitory to pack their hunting tools and picnic utensils, the fat man recalled the past and thought about it.

On the other hand, Xiaoxiao was extremely excited. Xiaoxiao, who lives in a second-tier city, had no such experience at all: "Da Tai, you should buy acoustic guitar. It's so comfortable for us to drink some wine during our picnic. You are too bulky." Xiaoxiao patted the fat man's big speaker.

"Go to Lao Fei's dormitory to get his hand." Lao Fei also played guitar, but he was just as cautious as he wanted to pick up two girls.

After the fat man gave Xiaoxiao advice, he received a call from Chen Suqing.
Chapter completed!