Chapter 48 Old Jianghu

Although Xu Hao couldn't avoid getting sick after having a hot pot, drank a few glasses of liquor, and took a hot bath.

It is a blessing to have misunderstood. Xu Hao escaped the most annoying activity for students in the university, except for exams.

Seeing Xu Hao showing them the sick leave note in his hand proudly and weakly, the lazy fat man and the lazy little fat man started to think about it.

Although I only met for a day, the fat man Wang Xian and the fat man Xiao Xiao were extremely acquainted. Not only did they both have fat men, they both have similarities and tempers. In addition, they have the same hobbies, so it would be strange if they don’t fall in love!

"Big fat, let's think of a way too?" Xiaoxiao said with a frown at the fat man.

The fat man ignored Xiaoxiao and sat upright with his eyes closed.

"Come to see Maitreya Buddha." Xiaoxiao shouted.

Xu Hao and Liu Liantao turned around and said that this was not Maitreya Buddha. The fat man's eyelids looked like a drooping dog.

"Do you look like someone who is seriously ill?" The fat man kept his plague dog, and his tone was filled with an unspeakable excitement.

Xiaoxiao slapped her palms: "It looks! It looks so much! Brother, go boldly, I will cheer for you from behind."

"Come on, cheer and let me attack the front and detect the enemy situation." The fat man glanced at him and walked towards the infirmary.

Fatty is just a successor of the actor. After all, she is not a real actor. She is seen at a glance by the medical staff who meet at least 100 students who pretend to be sick every year. Fortunately, the aunt who treats Fatty is a good person and tells the fatty to be lazy and dress casually, and she can easily be driven out of the honorable military training team by the instructor. After the good aunt gave the fatty an idea for the fatty, she advised the fatty to do military training rather than thinking about how to be lazy and try to lose weight. Fortunately, she fooled a beautiful wife home in college.

Why do middle-aged women like to talk to themselves about finding a wife? The fat man is so amused and crying. However, the fat man is not a person who is ungrateful. He respectfully thanked the aunt for his kindness, and finally asked unwillingly: "Is it really impossible to issue a sick leave note?"

The aunt smiled and knocked the fat man out.

"Big fat!" Xiaoxiao waved sneakily from the side and shouted, "Have you got it done."

The fat man shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, indicating that the medical staff's eyes were too poisonous and that his performance of the best actor level could not be missed.

Xiaoxiao was unwilling to give in: "I'll try it!"

"The halo of good luck doesn't work?" Seeing Xiaoxiao walking out with a dejected head, the fat man was immediately happy. It doesn't matter if he is unlucky, he will be happy as long as someone is with him. The fat man has such a villain mentality.

Xiaoxiao didn't see the fat man's gloating. She took a note and swayed it in front of the fat man, and whispered: "Things like halo cannot be lost. I am acting like a professional actor, so I have to play the whole set!"

"Damn! This thing that has bad acting skills but has lost its luck!" The fat man was envious and jealous!

The fat man didn't get the sick leave note, and the fat man didn't feel desperate. Didn't the doctor give the fat man a good idea?

Being lazy and lazy is a fat man's true performance, and there is no problem at all. As for dressing casually, this is a big problem in the eyes of others. After all, they all have military training uniforms on their bodies, and they can't be casually dressed from the original one. But the fat man is different. He can get military training uniforms with his body shape. When he goes to the playground for a while, he can just wear clothes and stop.

The fat man wearing a white vest, big shorts and slippers that remain unchanged for thousands of years sneaked into the glorious military training team.

Although the fat man's actions are concise and never deliberately makes trouble, the military training instructor still dislikes him. How could a white and proud fat man be liked in the military green?

"You come out and watch them military training!" The instructor was a young man, probably not much older than the fat man and the others. He had not been able to raise the temperament of a veteran. Although his tone was not as kind as a polite person to the fat man, he was considered polite and polite.

The first step was completed, and the fat man clenched his fists in secret and implemented the second step.

The fat man took out the herbal tea, popsicles and melon seeds that had been prepared long ago, and stared at the group of trained people with the look of watching monkey plays.

The students looked at the fat man with disdain, contempt, and envy, and all the same.

This has affected morale too much. Even if the young instructor has a good temper, he can't bear it. The young instructor shouted at the fat man: "Get out and eat melon seeds."

All you are waiting for is your words! The fat man didn't care about the instructor's tone, so he packed up his things and ran to the dormitory building. Others bask in the sun with cuckolds, and they slept in the dormitory. They would not suffer any loss when they were scolded for this treatment!

Liu Liantao and Chen Suqing in the team looked at the fat man who ran like a rabbit and were both funny and helpless.

When he returned to the dormitory, the fat man gave Xiaoxiao and Xu Hao a distinction, and gently slapped Xu Hao on the back of the head: "Why do you go to sleep if you have a fever?"

Xu Hao was not surprised to see the fat man returning to the dormitory. Based on his understanding of the fat man, it would be surprising if the fat man could not find a way back.

"I'm going to win soon, let's talk about it later."

Xu Hao's ghost rushed to the opponent's high ground first, leading the opponent's large-scale ghost in the later stage, who could stop him? After Xu Hao killed four times, the opponent hit gg.

"Brother Huan is mighty, his money-making skills are so good." His little face turned red, and it was obvious that he felt extremely happy to follow Xu Hao to beat Dota.

Xu Hao turned on the fat man's computer: "I'll have a game?"

The fat man sat on the chair and shook his butt twice. The chair made a squeaking sound. The fat man asked, "Don't you have a fever?"

"How can this little trouble stop me from fighting on the battlefield?" Xu Hao touched his non-existent beard and continued: "Come onto the lion icon on your desktop, I have prepared you with the campus dota platform. You are also safer if you are making a record."

"What is the record? What campus platform?" the fat man asked in confusion.

"Xiaoxiao will explain it to your second brother." Yesterday, Xu Hao was extremely uncomfortable with Xiaoxiao calling him Brother Feng. Today he became addicted to being an older brother, and the score was also put on.

Xiaoxiao has been impressed by Xu Hao's money-making technology. Not to mention treating Xu Hao as a brother, as long as Xu Hao takes him to dota, he will be regarded as a master. After hearing Xu Hao's instructions, Xiaoxiao explained to the fat man the points system of the National University campus dota platform.

The fat man touched his fluffy chin and said, "The record is cleared once every six months. Before the holiday, the top ten will be rewarded. Who will give this reward? It can't be a school."

Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes: "You didn't listen carefully just now! I have said that the university dota platform is co-organized by D, and of course the reward is given by D. Not only is the personal record reward, but the team's record reward is even more generous. In addition, the team's record is the first, and you can participate in the National University Dota League. The championship of the university league has a prize of 300,000 yuan. Do you know the university league?"

The fat man nodded. The three brothers became interested in Dota because they watched a National University competition in science and technology. The fat man asked: "Isn't the college league one year? Why is the school's record cleared once every six months?"

"Who told you that the university leagues are once a year?" Xiaoxiao looked at the fat guy, the rookie with contempt: "The university leagues are once every six months! The second month of the semester starts, each semester plays a team match on the campus platform. The team match only plays one month, and only one game a day in this month. After thirty games, the team with the highest record will be qualified for the competition. Before the end of the semester, each competition area will compete for a championship team, and eight competition areas will play offline finals five days before the next semester starts."

"The ch team from our National University won the North China Division last semester, but they were defeated in the first round of the final a few days ago." Xiao Xiaoying said: "It would be great if our brothers could organize a team to enter the college league. If you don't want to reach the final, you can show your face in the competition zone!"

"Look at your promising prospects." The fat man despised Xiaoxiao and said thoughtfully: "Our team has one, and it just happens to be a fifth-position assistant, but your skills are a bit dragging you down!"

My cousin’s wife can’t go to college with Fatty and the others. The fat man team is now in a state of lack of one person. Xiaoxiao just can replenish it, but Xiaoxiao and her cousin’s wife are still a little different in personal skills. My cousin’s wife is an all-round warrior, and she can play from No. 1 to No. 5, which just supplements the shortcomings of the fat man team’s unfixed position. Xiaoxiao, choosing a blue fat man in the ap mode can indeed play a big role, but at cwww.piaotian.com, Fatty can’t think of what Xiaoxiao has to use.

When Xiaoxiao heard the fat man say that his skills were not good, he was furious: "I played Lanpeng two years ago in the game you watched yesterday. Now my skills are much better than that time. I look down on me. Do you think you are Brother Huan?"

Seeing the fat man looking at him with a funny look, "What are you looking at? I don't accept the mid laner solo."

"I'm not playing in the middle lane, I won't be solo with you, but if you want to, I'll find someone to fight you at noon." The fat man patted his little head: "Young man, don't be so angry! You can practice it if you don't have good skills, but don't treat rats as idols. Except for money-making skills, he is at the bottom of our team."

"No!" Xiaoxiao looked at Xu Hao in a daze. After two games, the little guy completely treated Xu Hao as an idol. Xiaoxiao nodded when she saw Xu Hao, covered her forehead and moaned.

It’s not a fat man bragging, nor is it Xu Hao’s modestness. Xu Hao’s personal strength besides the final blow is indeed the bottom in the team. The King of Micro Fucks is a fat man. The best ability to fight fiercely and seize the opportunity is Liu Liantao. Chen Suqing is not at the same level as the fat man, regardless of overall strength, overall view, or understanding of Dota. His cousin’s wife is also an all-round warrior. She can play in every position and plays well in every position.

Xu Hao can calmly add a dress of magic clothes, which has a lot to do with the protection of his teammates and the restraint of the other party.

"Big fat, let me see your strength!" The angry look on Xiaoxiao's face was completely flattering.

"Erpeng, look for the host."

Because it is a campus LAN, there is no problem with network card. The three of them randomly found a host and stood directly into the natural disaster.

In passers-by, especially in low-end passers-by, natural disasters are just a cheating existence, but Fatty and Xu Hao don’t care. As long as they don’t meet opponents of the same level, they will be confident that they will win with two rookies.

In the beginning, the ap mode, all three of them were hand-chosen, the fat man's divination master, Xu Hao's ghost, and the little blue fat man.

Xiaoxiao and Xu Hao took the advantage of each other. Because Chen Suqing was not there, the fat man directly occupied the middle lane. When he didn't know his teammate's strength, he still had to be more selfish.

The passerby teammate chose a big magician and wanted to go on the road to play 311 with Xu Hao, but was persuaded to go to the bottom lane. Because the campus platform's record was cleared, he is now playing in a low-end passerby game. In the low-end passerby game, Xu Hao would rather play a martyr's road order than play 311 with his teammates.

Xu Hao has encountered many top-notch teammates in a low-end passerby game, with 311 points. As a result, the two assistants don’t know how to subdue the opponent’s experience, but they rush to finish the attack with the main C. If they can make up for Xu Hao, they will endure it. The key is that they have made up for half a day, and not only can they make up for a few soldiers, but also make up for a few soldiers. Xu Hao’s final attack must be considered the attack of the soldiers, the attack of the opponent’s counter-address, and the attack of the two soy sauce heroes. How can they fight?

There are two melee games on the top lane, one in the middle lane, and two long-range soy sauces on the bottom lane. This is the feature of the low-end passerby.

"Don't take the final shot at Xiaoxiao. The online pressure is not great. If the opponent is not blocked, you can go to the beast. But you have to pay attention to pulling out the double beasts in 52 seconds before pulling the beasts. You have to help me control the line of troops." Xu Hao reminded Xiaoxiao.

"Brother Huan, we understand this rule." Xiaoxiao asked the fat man: "Dafat, do you need it? I'll go to the middle lane to help you."

"Okay! Just find the right opportunity and kill. Our teammates in the bottom lane seem to be unreliable."

Xu Hao clicked outfits of the big magician and the witch doctor. The two of them were very unique, and each of them had a bottle naked: "You are so good at naked shoes!" Xu Hao was amused and crying. He had already foreseen that these two people had given out one or two blood.

Xu Hao was wrong in expectation. It was not them who sent the first blood, but the fat man in the middle. Four people on the other side opened the fog and took the fat man's first blood.

The great magician: "Just win the game with your ability."

The fat man smiled, ignored him, and said to Xu Hao: "This famous university student has not very good quality."

"Education is not necessarily proportional to quality." Xu Hao also ignored the big magician at the bottom lane. He has seen many passers-by. Because you did something wrong for a little while, he can scold you in a whole game. Even if you run out of six gods and super gods, he will still scold you.

Xiaoxiao, a loyal young man, couldn't help it anymore: "Are you blind? I didn't see four people on the other side coming to fog."

The great magician: "You three are all, newborn eggs. I don't know how to respect seniors. If you don't beat 311, the divination master will also rob the middle lane and give you one blood. You three, haha."

The fat man said, "Fight well, don't bother with such people. The more you swear to him, the more excited you will be."

Seeing that Xiaoxiao didn't speak, the great magician became more and more excited. He rushed to the tower with the witch doctor and sent a head. He didn't come out of the water spring. He fought a series of haha ​​and followed by a sentence: "You three fight, I'll watch you turn the tables, haha."

It’s okay for those swearing words, but this series of hehes made the fat man feel restless. The fat man forced himself to calm down and said to Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao will take up the bus from the bottom lane, and share it with them to close. Let’s fight hard and you can win!"

The fat man’s words of winning is not a big deal. Dota is a game for five people, but as long as the strength gap is widened to a certain distance, it is not impossible to say 3v5 or 1v5. The five people on the other side are a black store, but they are not as strong as Xiaoxiao showed two years ago.

The three fat men had a very difficult time in the first 13 minutes. They were killed n times, and all three roads and one tower was gone. The great magician also said from time to time: "Haha." It made the fat men and the others feel irritated.

But in 13 minutes, the fat man diviner reached level 11, and the fat man gradually showed his strength.

There is no strong aoe in the lineup, no strong range control, and no top point explosion. At this time, the fat man had already pulled out the jump knife from his home.

"Xiaoxiao, come with me, mouse, make money well." The fat man's hands trembled. He is not the kind of gentleman who can't fight back and scold him. On the contrary, he is born with a vengeful villain. If you scold me, I will tolerate you, I will tolerate you, but if you scold me, I will tolerate you, I will tolerate you, but if you scold me for more than ten minutes, I can still tolerate you? The fat man has been waiting for a chance to fight back. Now the opportunity has come.

Because of the number of people, the Guards Army was absent-minded and five people pushed the tower in three directions, which gave the fat man great room to play.

In just three minutes, with Xiaoxiao's help, the fat man got five heads, reached level 16, and Xiaoxiao also reached level 11 to make a veil of disputes.

Every time the fat man killed someone, he would scold the big magician. The fat man was good at the market and was a big fool like Ma Yijun. He didn't curse people normally, but it didn't mean he couldn't curse people.

Every time the fat man cursed, Xiaoxiao and Xu Hao followed him excitedly. From 13 minutes to 36 minutes, the fat man took twenty-one heads and also scolded the big magician twenty-one. There was no such twenty-one sentence. The big magician replied a few words at the beginning, but he didn't scold him anymore. He kept asking the number of the fat man's dormitory.

The fat man responded: "I will tell you after the game is over, so don't let your grandson delay grandpa's record."

The Guards Army beat gg, and the fat man said to the big magician: "Building 107, Grandpa is waiting for you!"

"What, you want to fight, you will really cause trouble. I'll come back soon." Xu Hao hung up the phone: "The boss is back soon. There are definitely more people than us. This fight is not easy to fight."

The fat man glanced at Xu Hao angrily: "You are nonsense. They are old students. It would be strange if you don't have any connections! You said it's so difficult for me to get into a university, why did you meet such a person?"

"We're going to fight just now?" The little little face blushed, but the excitement in his eyes was more than fear.

"Are you scared?" The fat man was very satisfied with Xiaoxiao's current performance. He couldn't tell whether he was worth paying or not when drinking, and he could only tell when encountering something.

"I am also an old man!" Xiaoxiao spat at the fat man.
Chapter completed!