Chapter 28 Li Bai(1/2)
Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and the first round of the Shenzi Internet Cafe Tournament was finally over. The Fatty has been extremely fulfilling in these three days. In addition to occasionally going to the Shenzi Internet Cafe to watch the game and enriching her understanding of Dota, the Fatty has countless activities to entertain.
For example, yesterday afternoon, Fatty, with his two brothers and Chen Suqing, went to Jinlin Lake to catch fish for an afternoon of fish.
It was said to be fishing, but except for Chen Suqing who was leisurely and leisurely under the parasol, the three impatient guys, Fatty, Liu Liantao and Xu Hao, took off their shirts and wore big shorts, jumped into the lake for a lot of fun.
Not to mention, Chen Suqing's fishing skills are really good. I won't mention the small fish that are less than a palm-sized one, but I caught three big carp more than two pounds.
With the gains, Fatty and the others naturally cannot forget their old friend Director Zhang. Director Zhang is a loyal person. He invited Fatty and the others to have a meal that night on the game. One is to celebrate the excellence of killing the old opponent, and the other is to thank Fatty for being able to arrange them with the old opponent.
Director Zhang's treat to a meal is different from that of his cousin's lunch. The cousin's meal was invited by everyone, and it was really useless to not eat, but Director Zhang paid for the treat to him. He paid for the gifts and then came again. How could the three fat brothers always drink from Director Zhang's wine? They planned to invite him back in the morning. Now, the opportunity has come.
Although these three big carp are not purebred wild fish, they are much better than those bought on the market. The fat man plans to find a fish hotpot restaurant, get these three fish, and finally give some processing fees. Even if these three fish are not enough for these ten people to eat, it is easy to deal with. If you are afraid that you will not be able to eat enough in the restaurant, just order it.
The fat man told his brother and wife about this idea and got the unanimous ticket. He said he would leave. Several people threw the fishing gear back to Liu Liantao's house and came to the second yard with the fish.
It is easy to find the Second Hospital, but it is difficult to find the office of Director Zhang. If the 23-story buildings of the Second Hospital are searching one by one, it will take a look at the year when they go. Besides, the fat man doesn’t want to squeeze the elevator with others on this hot day.
If you can't find it, you have to ask what is the word under your nose for. The fat man pulled a petite and cute nurse with a baby face and looked like a loli, and asked where Zhang Yide's office is?
No one knows who is famous in the Second Hospital of Xiao Zhangfei, but the little nurse of the loli just doesn't tell the fat man. Of course, this is not to think that the fat man is handsome and wants to entertain him. Although the fat man claims to be more beautiful than Pan An, the actual situation is only a little stronger than Pan Changjiang. The reason why the young nurse doesn't tell him is because of the few fish he is carrying.
I was impatient by the fat man's question. The little nurse Loli gave him a blank look and said, "Don't give me a few fish to give me gifts to Director Zhang. Director Zhang's favorite thing is good wine, followed by good cigarettes." After saying that, the little nurse Loli twisted her butt and left.
OK! This old guy is still a corrupt official. The fat man and four of them stared at each other and stood there blankly.
The fat man called Director Zhang: "Do you still have to prepare some good cigarettes and wine when you see you old!"
"Brother, what are you saying?" Director Zhang was confused when asked.
"We are in the first floor lobby. I can't find you, so come down!"
Director Zhang really treated Fatty and the others as friends. In less than a minute, Fatty and the others saw Director Zhang running down the stairs with sweat on his head.
"Brother Zhang, you really need to exercise your body." Liu Liantao smeared Director Zhang's sweat and joked.
"Go and go to my office and say."
Director Zhang’s office is on the seventh floor. It is the peak period of the hospital. There are too many people in the elevator and it is difficult to squeeze, so Fatty and the others climb up the stairs. Judging from the Fatty and their physique, there is no problem going up the seventh floor, but Director Zhang is not good. When he returned to the office, Director Zhang almost burst into breath. "Brother, what did you mean just now?" Director Zhang was still thinking about the good cigarettes and good wine that Fatty just said!
The fat man said what the nurse heard since he was a child, and Director Zhang was stunned: "Which little girl is this to ruin my reputation?"
The fat man thought to himself: I also want to ask your little loli nurse, how old is, whether you are married or not, what are the measurements, and the phone number. Instead, you asked me.
However, Chen Suqing is here, the fat man dares not say this. You must know that Chen Suqing's reputation as a female Tyrannosaurus in high school was not a false reputation. If the fat man really dares to ask, Chen Suqing would probably be able to cut the fat man directly! Director Zhang has many bright weapons here, and this thing is professional meat-cutting, so the fat man dare not take this risk.
The fat man looked shocked and angry, and said sternly: "Brother Zhang, as an angel in white and a sacred medical worker, you are doing the work of saving lives and healing the wounded. How could you do such a thing!"
Director Zhang knows this fat man. It is very likely that this fat man cares about how much good cigarettes and alcohol Director Zhang can make a year, and what sacred medical workers he cares about? The fat man hasn't had such an ache.
However, Director Zhang had to accompany the fat man to play the show. Director Zhang looked miserable and said loudly: "Why can you not get a knife if you are in the world..." This word "Ah" with a long tone vividly expresses Director Zhang's grief, shame and helplessness.
Actor! This is definitely a movie star. The four fat guys almost laughed over.
After laughing for a while, Director Zhang asked the fat guys about their purpose: "What are you feeling uncomfortable in your body? Don't worry, when you reach my brother, you will be exempted from the cost of the examination, and you will also get the cheapest and most useful medicine."
Director Zhang is indeed very interested. Just like his words, the cost of treating the same disease can be changed from thousands to one or two hundred.
But Fatty and the others were as strong as cows, so they didn’t need to see any disease. The Fatty told Director Zhang about his plans.
Director Zhang was angry on the spot: "What kind of restaurant? Go to my house with fish. Your sister-in-law's braised fish is awesome. Then ask your sister-in-law to cook some special side dishes for you."
Before the fat man could refute, Director Zhang called directly to the other four members of the team and his niece Zhang Xiaoyan and forced the fat man and the others to their home.
Director Zhang’s wife is not beautiful, but you can tell from her appearance that she is a very virtuous woman.
"Put these fish and stir-fry a few dishes. I will play football with these little brothers first and exercise my health." After Director Zhang reminded his wife, he drove the fat man and the others out of the house.
Chen Suqing and Zhang Xiaoyan, two girls who have no hobbies about football, stay at home to help Zhang's sister-in-law make vegetables.
It's no different from a week ago. It's still the Tiandu Youth Activity Center, the rotten vegetable field, the players, and the spectators, but the striker of the home team was replaced by a fat man.
Think about the scene where Xu Hao, Liu Liantao, Guo Feng, and Guo Yu played with four rookies and three passers-by a week ago. It would be so miserable. Not to mention that Liu Liantao, the midfielder, was as tired as a dog, even Guo Yu, the goalkeeper, was so breathless after a game. If it weren't for these two crucial defensive players, it wouldn't be difficult to get ten goals ahead.
Now that I only added one fat man, the result is completely different.
Although the defense is still the same virtue, the fat man's addition made both sides and the middle abruptly come alive.
His own attack is sharp, and the opponent must strengthen his defense. Although the fat man never returns to defend, the pressure he puts on the opponent in the penalty area is far more than the return to defense.
Goal! Goal! Goal!
The fat man played happily in this game, and Director Zhang and the others were also very happy. Although they still did not make much contribution, at least the team won the ball, so they would be happy if they could win!
Director Zhang and his rookie subordinates made a decision. If there is no fat man, you must not participate in the football match. If there is a fat man, you must join in the fun.
It was exactly seven o'clock in the evening after the game. Because it was just the beginning of autumn and it was still very dark. The street lights were not on yet, but the food stalls on the street were filled with guests, and the aroma of vegetables and barbecue blew all over the street. The fat man sucked his nose twice, and then he heard his stomach rumbling. The game was so happy that he was starving.
This time, Guo Yu also followed everyone to Director Zhang's house for a meal. Guo Feng didn't want him to go there. But he couldn't help but let Director Zhang follow him. The reason why Director Zhang invited Guo Yu so kindly was because Guo Yu performed so well.
Not to mention the several god-level saves, Guo Yu once again staged a heavy artillery roar. Guo Yu seems to have the talent to shoot ultra-long-range heavy artillery. This time he still made a 60-meter super long shot, successfully renamed Guo Dapao Guo Erpao.
After Guo Yu celebrated this goal wildly, the fat man patted his shoulder and encouraged him to score 11 such goals in his life, changing his nickname to Guo Shiyi.
Guo Yu also yearned for the name of Eleven Ball, and expressed his confidence in completing his mission to the fat man.
Everyone chatted and laughed and quickly returned to Director Zhang's house.
As soon as I opened the door, I smelled a scent of dishes coming to my face. When I walked into the restaurant, I saw that the large dining table at Director Zhang’s house was filled with delicious food. The most conspicuous one was the three fish caught by Chen Suqing. These three fish were placed on an oversized plate and placed in the center of the dining table.
Seeing that the Zhang family's sister-in-law was still busy, everyone advised: "These dishes are enough. If you add them, you will treat us as outsiders."
The sister-in-law of the Zhang family wiped her hands on the apron and smiled, "Most of these dishes are treated by two little girls. My sister-in-law hasn't shown you any skills yet. You can sit and eat first. There are two dishes to cook soon."
Seeing that everyone was planning to be polite, Director Zhang pressed them all on the chairs and said, "They are busy with theirs. Let's eat ours. Look at the fat man's eyes and you will know that he is hungry. The fat man tastes how the dish is cooked first. If you think it's not delicious, let them remake it."
The fat man had the problem of his eyes emitting when he saw delicious food. When Director Zhang said that, he was not polite. He picked up the chopsticks and picked up a large piece of fried eggs with leeks and put them in his mouth. Then he closed his eyes, and the expression on his face seemed to be aftertaste and painful.
"Delicious! Delicious! This dish is extremely unique!" The fat man picked up a large chopstick and put it in his mouth, chewed it all over and said to everyone: "Everyone tastes it, this kind of delicacy is not something you often eat."
Everyone tasted it and showed a look of aftertaste.
Director Zhang was a little puzzled. A plate of ordinary fried eggs with leeks can make these people eat like this. Are they Rwandan refugees or time travelers from the 1970s!
Director Zhang didn't believe it, so he picked up a chopstick, and almost spit it out as soon as he put it in his mouth, shouting loudly: "Xiaoyan'er, Xiaoyan'er!"
"Uncle San, what's wrong?" Zhang Xiaoyan poked out a little head.
"Did you make this plate of scrambled eggs with leeks?"
Zhang Xiaoyan nodded.
"How much salt did you put?"
Zhang Xiaoyan's face was a little flushed, and she said in a voice that was no bigger than a mosquito hum, "Three spoons."
Director Zhang almost lost his head into the pork head meat. He dared to put three spoonfuls of salt on a plate of fried eggs with leeks. This niece is really a talent! However, Director Zhang also has to defend his niece to everyone: "This plate of fried eggs has a bit of a heavy taste, but my Xiaoyaner at least will not treat sugar as salt as written in those novels. Cooking is a thing that can make perfect. You will know how to cook a few more times in the future. Come and try other dishes."
No one used his chopsticks, probably because he was afraid of being poisoned to death by salt.
Director Zhang had no choice but to ask again: "Xiaoyan'er, which other dishes are made by you?"
Zhang Xiaoyan pointed to the table timidly and said, "That plate of sugar mixed with tomatoes."
How good is this dish selected, it has no technical content, and it is okay to put too much sugar. Director Zhang threw a praiseworthy smile to his niece and said, "Come on, everyone, try this dish." After that, Director Zhang took a bite first.
As soon as he put it in his mouth, Director Zhang was stunned. He was stunned for half a minute. After half a minute, Director Zhang pressed his hands on the table and laughed. The laughter was so dark that it was dark.
"What's wrong with Lao Zhang?" Zhang's sister-in-law asked in confusion.
"Is it because I was smiling and half a step?" This is Guo Yu, who loves martial arts novels.
If you want to know the exact answer, you have to look for it in the plate of tomatoes. The fat man, who was so cold, picked it up and put it in his mouth.
The fat man was also stunned, but he was stunned for only two or three seconds and then he pressed his hands on the table and laughed loudly like Director Zhang.
"Is it really a smile and a half-step?" Guo Yu was slapped in the back of the head by his cousin Guo Feng as soon as he finished speaking.
"Brother Zhang, your niece is really slapping you in the face!" The fat man patted Director Zhang's shoulder and laughed.
Director Zhang stopped laughing and almost cried.
In the end, Zhang Xiaoyan couldn't stand the reaction of these two people as crazy as they were, and tasted their own dishes personally.
"Salty." Zhang Xiaoyan's eyes were very innocent. She was indeed very innocent. She clearly had sugar on her, so how could it be salty?
Seeing Zhang Xiaoyan's innocent eyes, everyone had an urge to laugh. As soon as Director Zhang finished speaking, his niece would not treat sugar as salt at least, so Zhang Xiaoyan staged a farce of treating salt as sugar. How could this not make people laugh?
Actually, they wanted to laugh, but considering the pitiful Zhang Xiaoyan, they all held back their smiles.
It's very hard to hold it in.
Fortunately, the sister-in-law of the Zhang family pulled Zhang Xiaoyan, who was standing there motionless, away, which made the farce come to an end.
Director Zhang wiped his head and sweated, and said depressedly: "Xiaoyan'er! Who would dare to marry you in the future?" After saying that, Director Zhang glanced at Liang Liang with a slightly profound meaning.
"I dare to marry me!" Liang Liang shouted from his heart, but he didn't have the courage to say it out loud in front of everyone.
If the fat man knew his thoughts, he would despise him from the heart to the body, and he would not even be a man of this courage. If it were me... if it was me... if it was me, I wouldn't seem to dare, it seems that the only pure man in this world is Brother Chun.
At this time, Director Zhang thought of a key question. Director Zhang asked Dama Jindao Chen Suqing, who was sitting there, and said, "How are your skills?"
"It's not as good as my dota technology." Chen Suqing's answer was very realistic, and it also gave Director Zhang a headache.
"Fatty, try it." Director Zhang thought for a long time, but still did not have the courage to try the poison.
To be continued...