Fatty loves reading novels very much.

Because he read too many novels, he developed serious resistance to the plot of the protagonists frequently encountering strange people and strange events in the novel: "In real life, most of them are ordinary people. How can they go out and turn left to meet a saint, and how can they go out and turn right to meet a god? This is all nonsense!"

In fact, Fatty was not in conflict with this kind of plot before. On the contrary, when he was in his teens, he always liked such plots. At that time, he often fantasized about being the protagonist of the novel. The old man next door was a strong man standing at the peak of the world. The reason why he pretended to be an ordinary old man was to examine himself. When he helped him cross the road, he would pass on his peerless martial arts secrets to himself, give him the granddaughter who would become the world's number one beauty in the future, and then say "The task of saving the world is handed over to you." He kicked his legs away. Of course, death cannot be in vain. He also had to leave ten or eight magical tools and endless wealth for ten lifetimes.

With this fantasy in mind, every time the fat man went out and saw the old man at the entrance of the community, he would greet him modestly and politely, and then give him a full and meaningful look.

Whenever he saw the old man nodding to him and giving him an encouraging, appreciative, and more meaningful look, the fat man thought he was not far from saving the world.

What happened? The fat man waited for two years, but he didn't receive the task of saving the world, but the person who released the task passed away, his martial arts secrets were gone, the world's number one beauty, and the world's most beautiful little loli, and there were no magical tools and endless squandered property.

"Is it his son who posted this task to me? Does he have a son?" The fat man thought so at the time.

The next day, the fat man got the answer. The old man had a son, and more than one, but when the fat man saw his son, he completely gave up the idea of ​​saving the world. The old man's three sons fought in front of the coffin before the old man was in funeral. It was a real fight, and the brothers all moved stools, which made the heads bleed. The reason was very simple, in order to compete for the house left by the old man.

"Fuck. Damn, who dares to tell me that there is a strange person in this world? I have exploded his anus!" The fat man yelled at the two brothers in his class. Please forgive me for using such a modern word "explosive" as a word, but only this word can express the fat man's anger and despair of his ideals.

"Fatty, fatty..." As soon as the fat man finished yelling, he heard a timid female voice calling him behind him. The female voice's owner was a beautiful and cute little loli, one of the fat man's crush on in elementary school.

"Do you miss me?" The fat man lay on the little loli's desk and smiled cutely, unable to see the angry look just now.

The little loli blushed and stabbed the fat man hard with a pencil, whispering: "Did you just say you want to see a strange person? There is one near my house."

The fat man was stunned. The little loli obviously misheard what he said just now. The fat man was confused: Should he fulfill his promise just now? Whoever said there would be a strange person would explode whose anus? The little loli said there was one near his house...

The fat man looked at the little loli's round and cute little face, and suddenly thought of her round and cute little butt and round...

Let lightning kill you, who is so shameless and fat man in elementary school!

"I'll go with you to have a look after school." The fat man swallowed and asked, "What kind of strange man is it?"

"My mother said that grandpa was a half immortal and was descending to earth. She told me to respect him."

"Half-immortal!" The fat man was really interested. After reading Journey to the West, the fat man also had a great impression of these strange and evil sayings.

"We'll go after school." The fat man secretly pinched the little girl's earlobe, making the little girl blush like an apple, and she spread her teeth and claws and moved her pencil again.

The little fat man and the little loli went to the half-immortal habitat after school. If the fat man only saw the old man with fairy spirit, his outlook on life and values ​​would definitely change, but the fat man did not see the old man alone. There was also a police car and two policemen next to the old man.

Li Banxian, who is fairy-like, was sentenced to six years in prison for fraud. He witnessed this fat man passing by with his own eyes and completely believed that there were no strange people in this world. The fat man once again said the bold saying: "Fuck. Damn, who dares to tell me that there are strange people in this world in the future, I will explode his anus."

The fat man lived in such a simple life for more than ten years. In the past ten years, the fat man met ordinary people who wrote about ordinary people, which made the fat man forget the word "strange man" for a time until he met the fat chef.

The fat chef is a strange person, a strange person who is so strange that he cannot be more strange.

The most strange thing about fat chefs is his craft. The fat man’s method of judging a chef’s craftsmanship is very simple, and after eating it, he compared it with the dishes made by his father.

The fat man has lived for more than 20 years and has eaten a lot of delicious food from all over the country. But the fat man has met with only three chefs who are better than Wang’s father’s craftsmanship, and the fat chef is one of them.

There is no doubt that Fat Chef is better than Wang’s father, and it is not a little bit stronger. According to Fatty, the skills of his father and Fat Chef are as big as the gap between himself and the Sword God. One is a master and the other is a top master.

This is terrifying. Wang's father is not an ordinary man who can cook. Although Wang's father has not received professional training, he has a very high talent in cooking. If he is a chef, he will definitely become a top chef. Even if he doesn't become a chef, the dishes he makes will taste better than those made by most professional chefs.

The fat chef is so powerful and more powerful than the fat chef, you can imagine that he is definitely one of the top chefs in China. Chinese food art is far superior to foreign countries. The best chef in China is the best chef in the world. Any ingredient in the fat chef has the magical effect of turning decay into a simple plate of fried rice.

It is not surprising that Fat Chef has this kind of craftsmanship. Every industry has the most outstanding person. What's so strange about a top chef? What's really strange is that Fat Chef has this kind of craftsmanship. He doesn't work in those top VIP restaurants, but he has opened a small restaurant with only one person from the boss to the employee. What's even more strange is that this restaurant has no customers yet, so Ma Yijun mentioned that Fat Chef comes to Shen Zi as a chef, and he immediately agreed.

It is extremely puzzling that the top chef's small restaurant has no customers. But if you understand the personality of the fat chef, you will agree with it.

Fat Chef is not stingy, the dishes are very large and the price is not expensive. But Fat Chef has a disadvantage that he cannot do no matter what job he does. He is too lazy, too lazy.

The fat man is also a lazy guy, but compared with the fat chef, he is not as heavyweight as the fat chef. The fat man has seen something with his own eyes. The fat chef is lying on the bed and reading novels. A black flower mosquito lay on his belly for a long time. At that time, the fat man kindly reminded the fat chef that there were mosquitoes on his belly. Who knew that the fat chef replied in a daze: "Let him suck it, and he should leave after he sucks it." The fat chef tilted his head and went to bed.

There are many lazy people, but people are so lazy that they really make the fat man feel a lot. I can only sigh: There are all kinds of wonders in the world!

As we all know, although a restaurant is a place to eat, the taste of the dishes has nothing to do with whether the restaurant can operate smoothly. As long as the restaurant is decorated beautifully, the food is clean, the service attitude is good, and the prices are fair and affordable, as long as the food in this restaurant is not too bad, then the restaurant will have repeat customers and the business will not be too bad.

If a restaurant has a dilapidated decoration, a room full of greasy garbage, flies and mosquitoes flying around, the boss opens the business if he wants to open it, and if he doesn't want to open the business, you can't even open the door. Even if you come to consume, the boss will ignore it and act like he is a virtuous person who likes to eat and doesn't like to eat and get out of it. Then even if the food is made of delicacies in the world, the business is destined not to be much better.

Seeing this, friends should know how the super master Fat Chef was encircled by Ma Yijun to Seongzi. A small restaurant can't support Fat Chef, and Fat Chef is too lazy to open business every day. It's better to go to Seongzi to get a fixed salary than to open that broken restaurant. Moreover, Seongzi's job is very easy, and the work is just to make meals for a few people every day.

In this way, a super chef came to the Deep Purple Club. After eating the first meal made by the fat chef, Deep Purple and others were shocked by him. In a daze, they signed several unequal treaties, such as washing dishes, washing pots and cleaning the kitchen, going to the market to buy vegetables in the morning, etc.

He only cooks three meals a day, doesn’t have to worry about anything else, and there are free computers to use and free porn movies to watch. This kind of life is simply perfect! Fat Chef thought of this after spending the first day at Deep Purple.

Every day, there are top chefs cooking for us, and we only have to pay the price of buying vegetables and washing dishes. This kind of life is simply perfect! Fatty and the others think so.

Both parties felt that they had taken advantage of it and their relationship became more and more harmonious.

When Fatty and the others became familiar with Fat Chef, they didn't think there was anything respectable about this master chef. Fat Chef has almost all the inferiority of human beings. There is no need to say that this lazy guy can grow into a top chef, and it is certain that he is greedy. Fat Chef is not only lazy, but also greedy for greed, and loves to take advantage of him. Xiaoxiao often finds that the wine he puts in the kitchen disappears, and Liu Liantao often eats a full meal, and doesn't know where to run to the cigarette in his pocket.

Whenever this happens, the fat chef will take out half a bottle of wine or half a pack of cigarettes and enjoy it with everyone generously. Well, generously and generously!

People with these bad habits naturally cannot get too much respect, but the fat chef can always control a degree and will not out of line no matter what he does. Although he cannot get the respect of everyone, he can get the love of everyone and the love of his friends.

"Don't underestimate him." One day, Ma Yijun suddenly said something.

"Who dares to underestimate a top chef?" Xiaoxiao squinted her eyes and savored the deliciousness of lunch, thinking: It is definitely the wisest choice in her life to play a profession in her life. It's so delicious.

"It's not that you don't let you underestimate his cooking skills, it's not that you're underestimating him. He wasn't like this when he was young. There are more stories about this guy than all of us combined."

The fat man was stunned. Although the fat man and the young men had no experience worth mentioning, Ma Yijun had experienced many ups and downs in his half life. He actually told the story of the fat chef, which was more than these people combined?

"It's really a strange person!" The fat man tsk twice, and then continued to reminisce about the deliciousness of the lunch. The fat man was actually very curious about the experience of the fat chef, but the fat man understood that everyone in this world has his own story, everyone has experiences that he doesn't want others to know, and everyone has a hidden secret. As a friend, if he wants to say, listen quietly, and if he doesn't want to say, then just treat it as if he doesn't know anything. Curious about this mentality hurts others and yourself.

The fat man and his group continued to go to the fat chef's yelling and eating every day, continued to talk about some unnutritional things every day, and continued to secretly use the new and good porn films as the price. The food he liked to eat was no different from the past.

Until now, the fat man is still a fat man, and the fat chef is still a fat chef. If the fat man has difficulties, the first thing he thinks of is his parents and brothers. When the fat man wants to have a meal, the first thing he thinks of is a fat chef.

Wild ducks are a good thing. If they are taken to Xiao Zhangfei's house, they will be stewed in a pot by Mrs. Zhang at most. But if they have to be taken to the fat chef, these ducks can turn into a table of top-notch delicacies.

Listening to Shen Zi's group of people bragging about the fat chef so much, Lao Zhang and his friends' curiosity was instantly ignited, and they immediately agreed to hand over the spoils to the fat chef to taste the dishes made by this top chef.

You can leave as soon as you say, the Deep Purple Club is right by Jinlin Lake, and you can even save on taking a taxi.

Liu Liantao and Xu Hao went to a nearby supermarket to buy wine and cigarettes. The fat man took the group to the club, headed straight to the living area, and headed straight to the fat chef's dormitory not far from the kitchen.

"He must still be sleeping in the dormitory. Let's let him taste the duck feather later." The fat man and Xiaoxiao smiled and discussed.

"No problem." Xiaoxiao gave the fat man a thumbs up and quietly opened the door of the fat chef's dormitory. Surprisingly, the fat chef did not make a snoring sound on the bed, but instead sat in front of the computer Ma Yijun gave him.

"Big Fat, are you watching the movie again? I'll tell you how to match in two days. The little widow on the East Street looks so beautiful and plump." Big Fat was originally the nickname of Fat, but when the fat chef came, the fat man had to consciously lower his level. Now Big Fat is the fat chef, the second Fat man is the fat man, and the third Fat man is the little girl.

"I'm still shy. Don't worry, my brother has a good vision, that little widow is 100% sophisticated. If you have this cooking skills, you can trick her into warming the bed with a meal, so that you can't watch movies all day long. No matter how beautiful those Japanese girls are, they can watch and not use them, right?" The little school was bad, and their words were silly and impaired.

"Damn, master!" Xiaoxiao walked to Fat Chef and found that Fat Chef was not watching the movie, but was fighting Dota. In 34 minutes, the four god-dressed wandering swordsman opened the BKB and jumped into the enemy formation, killing the five opponents to pieces.

Fat Chef's teammates followed and naturally took all the opponents away. Fat Chef quit the game and laughed at the short story: "What master, I just play around with you masters all day long. Wouldn't it be a shame for us to fight hard?"

The fat chef suddenly whispered: "Sanpang, the little widow you mentioned..."

"Absolutely beautiful, and the figure is not as good as it is!" The little nostrils were glaring at the sky, and he was very angry at the fat chef's distrust of himself.

"Then..." The fat chef rubbed his hands with a slutty smile.

The little little duck brought over and continued to stare at the sky without saying a word.

"Aren't there just a few wild ducks? We'll have a whole duck banquet today at noon. I'll be sure to swallow your tongue." After the fat chef said that, he snatched the wild duck in his little hand and pulled out a huge tool box under the bed. He opened it and looked at it. The cold light flashed from more than 30 knives of various lengths made the person dizzy.

"At first glance, this equipment is a professional master." Lao Zhang has a simple concept. Those who play dota with keyboard and mouse are definitely not rookies. Those who have a lot of knives that others have never seen before are definitely a good chef.

"Do you know why I haven't been married yet?" The fat chef turned around and asked the group of people.

What else can be said? Isn’t it because you are too fat, too ugly, too lazy, too poor? Xiaoxiao didn’t say this, but shook her head obediently.

"Because my knife is my lover!" The fat chef exclaimed and pulled out a half-meter-long bone-cutting sword from the tool box. The sharp blade of the long sword was covered with murderous aura.

"I'm so fat, you've been reading Gu Long again recently. Which book do you read?" The fat man looked disdainful and thought to himself that you can still get the classic collection of Gu Long from me when you see it!

"The Relentless Swordsman Series of Relentless Swords." The fat chef was embarrassed to put the knife back and scratch his head.

"Thanks to me that set of Luosen's collection of novels, otherwise you have to say that your left hand is your lover." The fat man said, "Big Fatty Brother, let's start work? It's past eleven o'clock. If you talk a few more words, who knows when will you have a meal?"

"Don't compare me to an ordinary chef." The fat chef closed the tool box and looked stern. This expression alone made people feel awe-inspiring, and people couldn't help but believe that he was a god in his professional field. Of course, if he didn't make the move to stuff two wild ducks under the bed, he would be even more godly.

"Big fat, wild duck..." Xiaoxiao grew up and couldn't believe that there was anyone who could be shameless and greedy for other people's things under the noses of others.

"The work has started, the work has started!" The fat chef was very strong and pushed them out of the house one by one. The fat chef locked the door and asked Xiaoxiao with a pure face: "What wild duck, isn't the wild duck here!" The fat chef raised his left hand.

Xiaoxiao couldn't smile bitterly. The wild ducks were indeed there, but the original six turned into four.

start!

The fat chef removes hair and picks bones for wild ducks. It is absolutely art. Others get a wild duck for at least twenty minutes, and the fat chef will be enough for five minutes, and the ducks picked out have no fluff at all.

This group of people appreciated the skills of Fat Chef with the eyes of appreciating art. During the gap, Lao Zhang asked Fatty: "Are we ready for the next league for Mingyue?"

"I have been preparing since the beginning of this season. Brother Zhang, look at it!"
Chapter completed!