Chapter 135 Soon
"The woods are a good place." The fat man swayed his two round big guys, thinking with a lewd smile on his face. It is necessary to remind everyone here that the fat man is a man, a standard man. His two round big guys are closer to the earth, not closer to the sky. This reminder seems to be unnecessary, well, very unnecessary.
Continue with the topic just now: The woods are a good place.
Why is the forest a good place? I don’t say it, you can understand it by thinking about it. Is the forest? One tree is not worthy of being called a forest, two trees are not worthy of being called a forest, three trees are not worthy of being called a forest, four trees... [bsp; I have a question, if I use these trees to make up today’s chapter, will you scold me? If I don’t scold me, I will continue to gather.
Well, let's continue to tell the story of the woods, five trees...
Five trees are indeed not worthy of being called Shulin. Although Shulin is not a forest, there must be thousands or eight hundred trees to deserve this name.
Just imagine, the red sun in the morning hangs obliquely in the east, a fat man standing under the largest locust tree in this forest. The sun shines through the branches and leaves, reflecting the fat man's face with a mottled spot. The fat man stares quietly at the leaves, a drop of dew that is about to dissipate. Thinking about whether human life is also like this dew drop, passing in a flash.
The other words in the previous paragraph are nonsense, and the real focus is only one sentence. I don’t know if you can see this sentence.
That's right, a fat man stood in this woods.
With such a large forest, there is only one fat man, so he can't have fun.
Then he didn't run naked if he wanted to run naked, or he would fly. He would fly. He would urinate and defecate anywhere. He even became interested. He wanted to poke a hole in the largest locust tree, but no one cared about him.
Of course, these are just ideal states. With the skills of the fat man, it is still a bit difficult to poke a hole in a tree, but it is difficult for one person to be, and it may not be difficult for two people to be able to play with such a big forest alone. Wouldn’t it be a waste to let the fat man play alone?
Can you call another Chen Suqing? It is also OK not to call Chen Suqing the loli nurse from Tiandu Second Hospital.
There is Chen Suqing and the loli nurse. Why do the fat man poke a hole in a tree? He is not trying to practice guns.
This is the point, which clearly shows why the woods are a good place.
In this vast forest, you can not only fight in the field, but also steal people.
Stealing people, what a seductive word! The fat man trembled all over and his bladder expanded just by thinking about it.
But it’s okay to think about it. Just think about it and it’s so exciting. If you really do it, you won’t be exhausted and incontinent!
The fat man was completely unmanly. He was mainly afraid of not being incontinent, but the bright scalpel of the Tiandu Second Hospital and Chen Suqing's small hand that could hold the scalpel. That was a professional guy who cut his flesh. If he swung it hard, he would definitely cut it with one knife.
The fat man suddenly screamed.
It was not that he thought of the tragic scene of being stabbed twice, but that he discovered something new: "Come and see my hero."
Everyone's attention was attracted by the fat man's screams, and even Xu Hao, who had a restless rest, cut his perspective on the fat man's Chen.
The fat Chen squatted in the woods on the left side of the guard tower in the lower lane, and two round bear monsters squatted beside Chen.
Although Chen is an old man, he is also an old orc man, and his physique is there. In addition, there is a wolf riding under his crotch, with a straight figure and a strong crane that stands out from the crowd. I need to mention another sentence here, the two bear monsters squatting beside Chen are round and look like eggs.
"Big fat, observe Luwei!" Xiaoxiao stared at the scene with a strange smile on her face.
"From the future, I will take two bear monsters away like this. If I can't kill them, they will scare them to death. Who can grow two guys of this big?" The fat man said proudly.
Xiaoxiao was about to praise the fat man for a few more words, but she heard Liu Liantao's roar: "Can you have the time to help me kill someone? Can you?"
Liu Liantao was also severely suppressed. As a demon wizard against pressure, he took two assists and took seven minutes to reach Level 6. It would be strange if Liu Liantao was not popular.
The fat man felt very wronged. He could not steal people in reality, but he could still do it in Dota. Heroes and summoned bear baby maintain this domineering posture just to help Liu Liantao steal people. Who would have thought that when he was waiting for fans to come, he was scolded by Liu Liantao.
Fortunately, the boss got used to being scolded, and the fat man didn't care much and asked, "What equipment should spider? Can we kill them?"
"Shoes, soul rings, we have no problem killing him." Liu Liantao kept staring at the spider's equipment and said it without hesitation.
"So poor?" The fat man was a little surprised. The main owner of Spider Online House - Big B is strong.
Just as Chen Suqing's little poisonous dog appeared, the enemy mage flashed out.
When a person encounters danger, the first place he thinks of is definitely home. The enemy mage is no exception. What he shines is the direction of home.
But before the enemy's mage landed, he turned into a fat little sheep.
"Beautiful!" Teammates praised Liu Liantao.
In fact, there is nothing beautiful about this. It’s nothing more than pressing the shortcut key d of the Sheep Transformation Technique and clicking the enemy mage. However, beautiful operations are not necessarily gorgeous enough. Simple operations that can play a huge role can also be called beautiful.
As long as you can control the enemy mage first, the others will be much easier. Whether it is the devil wizard's insertion, the fat wizard's trampling, or the ice girl's refrigerator, it can limit the enemy mage to death.
With the current delicate figure of the enemy mage like a willow leaf, he could not withstand the explosion of the four people of Deep Purple.
"Do you take the second tower?" Xiaoxiao felt that strange and nothing special. Until now, his team has been suppressing the opponent.
"Now, what are you thinking about when you take the second tower! Retreat, be careful of the White Tiger Arrow when evacuating."
Xiaoxiao said disdainfully: "I am an expert in playing White Tiger. Don't say that he is not a vigoss, even if he is a vigoss, he will not be able to hit me. With me, he will not be able to hit you."
Although Xiaoxiao's words were arrogant, the facts proved that what he said was true. As soon as Xiaoxiao's words finished, a white tiger magic arrow penetrated through the gaps of the four people. Chen Suqing was shocked and almost imprisoned himself.
At this time, the fat Chen and two little bear monsters secretly stole the middle tower.
"We seem to have always had an advantage!" Tian Yiyi's voice was obviously surprised. He knew that this surprise was pretending.
"The heads are 12 to 5, the number of towers is broken 2 to 1, the average level is superior, and the equipment is superior. Isn't this a must-lose game? How could it be like this?" Tian Yiyi continued to pretend to be surprised.
Seeing everyone staring at themselves with bright eyes, Tian Yiyi smiled: "We never thought about losing before. No matter which team we face, we never thought about failure. I think you will not regret coming to watch this game in the future. And we will never regret it, and we will try our best to fight this game."
At the same time, Xiaoxiao asked Chen Suqing: "Fat sister-in-law, what is the winning rate now."
“35%.”
"All levels are crushed, equipment is crushed, the winning rate is only 35%?" Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it.
"Qiyi hasn't started exerting force yet, but it's too soon." Chen Suqing's eyes showed an excited light: "It's almost done."
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Chapter completed!