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Chapter 63: Why can't gods be like mortals?

Chapter 63: Why can’t gods be like mortals?

"What, you actually let the Samurai run away?"

In a heavily guarded house not far from Qiling Temple, a sudden angrily sounded, and then a loud noise was heard. It should be that some pottery or porcelain hit the ground. Then he heard the sound and then shouted, "Waste, you are all a bunch of waste!"

"Left Military Advisor, you can't blame them all for this!" A slightly feminine voice continued, "After all you asked them to do was to hold the warriors at the beginning, and then after destroying his guard, you would find a way to capture the gentry of Yangzhou alive, so..."

"Did they hold the warriors back?" Zuo Youxian, who was sitting in the middle of the room, shook the whisk in his hand and said in a sinister way, "I gave them so many people, but they couldn't even do such a small thing!"

"Their manpower is not enough!" The voice continued, "The thing that dragged the warriors should have been handed over to the Third Army stationed in Wuzhayuan, but you also know..."

"Barring!" Zuo Youxian, a fake Taoist priest who has always claimed to be a literati, has long since thrown all the so-called style and temperament out of the sky because of his furious relationship. "Without Zhang butcher Zhang, wouldn't they eat pigs with hair? The Third Army has only a few hundred people. Is it really impossible to lack them?"

Seeing Zuo Youxian's appearance, the person who was persuaded below sighed and did not continue to argue! After all, after all, more than a thousand people were thrown into Qiling Temple, and not only did they not catch the warrior, but also killed nearly three or four hundred brothers. This is indeed a bit unreasonable!

"Now Samurai has escaped from Qiling Temple in secret, Zuo Junshi, how should we deal with it?" The man changed his topic, "If we waited for Samurai to bring the City Guards back, we would have failed!"

"Don't worry!" After venting his anger, Zuo Youxian seemed to calm down. "I had expected such a thing to happen, so I had already buried chess pieces in the city guards!"

As he said that, Zuo Youxian stood up, walked to the window, and looked at the sundial outside the yard, "Hmph! My chess piece should have been activated at this time. Even if the warriors rushed to the city guards now, they would not be able to stop anything! In this Yangzhou city, no one can stop me!"

As he said that, Zuo Youxian let out a burst of crazy laughter!

"The military advisor is indeed far-sighted!" The man with a feminine voice said in an admirational tone, "I admire you, so I will first wish the military advisor Zuo to restore Yangzhou and complete his great cause!"

"Of course!" Zuo Youxian laughed wildly, then stopped his laughter and said to the man seriously, "Don't worry, I, Zuo, have always been one or two in my work. If I promised you, I will definitely not go back on my regret!"

"I have never had any doubts about this!" The man bowed slightly to Zuo Youxian, "If I hadn't trusted Zuo Military Advisor, I wouldn't have come to find Zuo Military Advisor for cooperation!"

Zuo Youxian nodded slightly at this person, with a sneer on her face, and then turned her head out the window, "Now, it's time to start everything!"

Just as Zuo Youxian was talking to this mysterious man, Wukong was following the Grand Governor of Yangzhou, the warriors and others rushed on the streets of Yangzhou. Well, the number of people was not very large. In addition to Grand Governor of Wukong and the remaining three guards, as well as the governor of Yangzhou, the only one left in the remaining entourage was Master Wukong! Even the three buns were sent directly by Wukong to the place where he placed Xiao Yueyue to notify Xiaowan Loli!

As for the other Yangzhou gentry, they all decisively turned in under Wukong's pretentious description of the dangers of the future! But in fact, if they didn't plan to turn in, I'm afraid the Warrior General would not continue to take them with them. Although there are not many thugs on the streets of Yangzhou now like in Qiling Temple, it doesn't mean they are peaceful.

In fact, the streets of Yangzhou are now in chaos, and there are thugs who appear from somewhere everywhere, smashing and looting. I am afraid the only difference between them and Qiling Temple is that they are spontaneous, unorganized and undisciplined thugs, while Qiling Temple has long been premeditated, organized but also undisciplined thugs!

There are only three guards left by the Great Governor of Warriors. It is very problematic to protect the Great Governor of Wuhan, let alone protect other people. Therefore, although the Great Governor of Wuhan did not speak for the departure of these people, he was happy to see it!

Well! For the leader, sometimes not speaking can represent his attitude!

"Master Wukong, let's take a break!" After turning out of an alley, the Great Warrior General of the Warrior finally couldn't stand it anymore. You know, he is now a wounded man, and the knife that Yongxin stabbed him has not stopped yet! "I really can't hold on!"

"We can't stop and rest, Grand Governor!" Wukong blinked at the Samurai, "The situation in Yangzhou is so chaotic now. In order to avoid the loss of life, we should arrive at the city guards as soon as possible!"

"But the town can't hold on!" Samurai smiled bitterly, "I feel pain all over my body now and I have no strength at all!"

My whole body is sore? Sayings, did you feel so good last night that you had sex so much that you forgot to watch the time!

"Yes, we are also sore all over our body now!" A governor and a man from Yangzhou also jumped out, "My little master, let's take a break first, don't worry at this moment!"

You two were also sore all over. Could it be that the Governor Wu Da had sex with you two last night? Wukong's two thief eyes turned around on the three people in front of him. Heavy taste, you really have a heavy taste!

Well! It seems that I remember more than a thousand years later, some brick-dollar beasts once said that in this open Tang Dynasty, homosexuality was actually a very elegant thing.

Okay, I actually don’t discriminate against you guys at all, but what’s going on is that gay men are not afraid of being a gay man. What’s scary is that gay men are not beautiful! Look at the way you guys look like they look, it’s better for Wu Gao Du. Forty years ago, they should have been considered a beautiful man.

The few people present, including the Grand Commander-in-Chief of Warrior, suddenly felt a chill from the bottom of Goku's heart under his seemingly clear eyes!

Did it talk about the wind?

"Oh, I actually didn't want to waste these pills of holy medicine!" After seeing that these wastes seemed to be unable to walk, Wukong looked embarrassed and took out a small gourd made of crystal from his cuffs. Then he poured out a few green pills from the gourd, and gave it to a certain Gao Governor, a certain governor and a certain other person. "Come on, take this medicine, and then take a little rest, and we can continue on the road!"

"What kind of medicine is this?" Samurai looked at the green pill in his hand and asked hesitantly.

If someone else asked, Wukong, the bad guy, must have thrown out the sentence "Guess, guess right, there is a prize". Then when someone asks another question, he will immediately throw out the sentence, "Continue guessing, this is a serial prize." However, for Wu Gao Du's words, such hatred cannot be done, so Wukong answered simply, "This is the legendary elixir..."

"Immortal Pill?" After hearing this, let alone the governor and the governor who were not as good as the psychological quality, even the warrior, the Grand Commander of the Warrior, were not at all calm, "Really?"

Well! If this immortal pill was not taken out by Wukong, but was replaced by another person, I am afraid that the Martial Arts Commander would not take it seriously. Who are you lying to? This is an immortal pill. Do you know how to write the word immortal?

However, if it were this magical and mysterious little monk Wukong who fell from the sky, then this immortal pill might be real! After all, since Wukong appeared, the Great Warrior General of the Warrior has witnessed many things like miracles done by this little monk!

For example, with a wave of hand, the sky collapses and the earth cracks loudly, and then the bad guy falls down on the spot. For example, when two sleeves are swung, a rolling smoke suddenly pops up from the sleeves! No matter how you look at these things, they don’t seem to be something that an ordinary person can do.

It should be normal for such a great man to have something like a fairy pill on his body, right?

"Of course it's true!" Wukong said seriously, "The pills refined by the immortals must be immortal pills! But..." Wukong first kept a secret, and after seeing Wu Gao Du and his friends gathered on him, he said seriously, "These immortal pills are low-grade immortal pills, which can only help you recover your spirit and drive away pain! As for things like prolonging your life and becoming an immortal, it is even more impossible to do!"

"But isn't this a fairy pill?" A certain governor held the green pill in disbelief. "How could he have only such a little ability?"

"Do you think elixirs such as prolonging life and becoming immortals are easy to refine?" Wukong showed a contemptuous look at a certain governor. "I tell you, even if a god wants to get a pill of prolonging life or becoming immortals, it is extremely difficult. Most gods usually refine elixirs are no different from the elixirs you are holding now."

"But..." A certain governor asked again without giving up, "Why? Shouldn't the gods be boundless in magic power, and they can have whatever they want?"

"What dream do you have?" Wukong looked at him disdainfully, "If the gods really want, they can do whatever they want, then if any god with a brain in his mind and wants to destroy the world, then we are all dead, maybe?"

"Is it impossible?" A certain governor found that Goku was just talking nonsense, and he asked again stupidly.

"Of course it's impossible!" Wukong replied in a tone of regret, "In this world, if you gain something, you will inevitably lose something. The way of heaven is always balanced. Therefore, if you know who has become a god in one step because of taking a pill or something, then this person must be the second generation of immortals!"

"Second Generation of Immortals?" Although this was the first time that the Warrior General Tsang heard this word, it did not prevent him from immediately understanding the meaning of the word, "Why do you say that?"

"Do you really don't understand the Grand Governor?" Goku looked at Samurai with a look of 'you understand' on his face.

"Please tell me frankly?"

"Okay, then I would like to ask the Governor Wu Da, have you ever seen how many poor families have become senior officials and titles?"

This is a good question. It is now during the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty. His Majesty Li Er has not yet spoke the famous saying "Heroes of the world are all part of my destiny" in an extremely pretentious tone. In fact, even the imperial examination system has not yet been fully implemented.

Of course, it was not fully implemented, not because the imperial examination system was first implemented in the Sui Dynasty, that is, Emperor Yang Guang, who was jointly attacked by His Majesty Li Er and his father Li Yuan for thousands of years! However, during the Sui Dynasty, the aristocratic families and nobles were very powerful, and the imperial examination system did not produce many waves!

In fact, even now, the strength of the aristocratic families is still very great!

The Great Warrior General of the Warrior quickly understood what Wukong meant, and then he immediately opened his mouth firmly and became extremely uneasy. "My master, can this immortal be the same as a mortal?"

"Why can't it?" A bright smile appeared on the corner of Goku's mouth.

"Isn't the immortal... not..." Governor Wu looked a little messy in the wind.

"Great...Glory...Correct..." Wukong thoughtfully completed what he wanted to say to Governor Wu.

"That's right, that's it. How can gods be like mortals!" Governor Wu nodded repeatedly.

"Why can't immortals be like mortals?" Wukong asked with a smile, and then when the Martial General and the others were about to open their mouths to refute, he then interjected another sentence, "Zi Fei, how can you know the joy of fish? Well, Grand General, you should take the medicine first!"

After saying that, Wukong tilted his head and looked at the Grand Commander Wu and the others, then smiled and continued, "Don't worry, I said, this is an immortal pill, definitely not a poison. If I really wanted to harm Grand Commander you, you would never be able to walk out of the monastery alive!"

Wukong's words immediately revealed the thoughts in the mind of the Great Governor of Warriors, so he smiled embarrassedly, "Of course this is not poison, I can still trust this little master!" As he said that, the Great Governor of Wu gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, threw the pills in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it without even chewing it!

Seeing that the governor of Wuhan had already taken the medicine, a certain governor and a certain man on the side also took the medicine.

"Oh!" Not long after taking the medicine, the Great Governor of Warrior immediately opened his eyes in surprise, "This medicine is really effective. I suddenly felt that my whole body is relaxed and my stomach doesn't hurt anymore, as if I had never been injured! Master Wukong, your medicine is indeed a fairy pill!"

A certain governor and a certain man on the side also nodded quickly, indicating that the governor was right!

Regarding these people's evaluations, Wukong still looked calm and his hands were folded, and he was very modest.

Nonsense, this medicine is a mixture of cannabis essence and opium extracted by me using future technological formulas. Judging from the pain-analgesic effect, this thing is no worse than Du Lengding more than a thousand years later. How could it not work?

"Okay, Governor Wu, let's go quickly!" After seeing that the elixir on Governor Wu and others had already taken effect, Wukong quickly urged, "For the sake of the millions of people in Yangzhou, we must work hard!"

Well! That's right, the effect of this thing on you can last up to an hour, so you have to hurry up. Even if you die, you have to die in the encirclement of the city guards!

Seeing Wukong's compassionate appearance, the Warrior General Tsang was embarrassed to continue to rest, so he quickly stood up and continued to move towards the direction where the city guards were!

"My little master, when you go around here, you will be the base of the city guards!" After nearly half an hour running in the city, a guard next to the Great Governor of Warrior finally pointed out their destination to Wukong. "Look, it's the schoolyard in front... wait, why is there no one in the schoolyard?"

That's right, looking at the place where Wukong and the others are now, there are no people at either the gate of the schoolyard or the military camp inside the schoolyard.

"What's going on?"

"No matter what happens, we need to go there first to know!" Wukong put a canopy with his hand and glanced at the schoolyard, "Well, there is not a single person in the schoolyard..."

"Did you see someone?" The guard who found no one in the school ground asked Goku in an eager tone.

"Well, I saw it!" Wukong clicked at the schoolyard casually, "At the door of the sixth military camp to the left of the schoolyard gate, there was an old army sweeping the floor!"

It is impossible not to say that Goku really didn't call this name in vain. Although he didn't have the golden eyes, his eyes had at least 2.0 eyesight. After the Warrior General and the others entered the school ground, he found an old soldier sweeping the floor in front of the sixth military camp on the left.

"Come here!" The warrior waved to the old army, "I ask you, where are the others?"

"Have you gone out?" Lao Jun answered without hesitation.

"Go out?" The Great Governor of Warriors sensitively grasped the point of the problem, "Where have you gone?"

"Are you kidding? Where else can you go?" Lao Jun obviously didn't recognize the person in front of him as the governor of Wu Da. He smiled and replied, "They are going to Yangzhou!"

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