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Chapter 56: Brothers, the time to squat and be cute is over!

Chapter 56: Brothers, the time to be cute is over!

Tell the truth, Wukong has lived for two lifetimes, and it is not often seen in such chaotic situations as it is now!

Well, to be reluctant to say, the city-wide riot he saw in the Middle East in his previous life was almost the same as the current situation! That's right, it was the sectarian battle that happened in front of Wukong, caused by two children throwing stones at each other and finally turned into the city-wide massacre!

Now the entire Qiling Temple is completely in chaos. It is really a human brain that makes dog brains. There are fighting everywhere and dead people everywhere. To be honest, the Qiling Temple now has almost a few special effects such as flames and smoke than the chaotic city in the Middle East.

At this moment, Goku's keen ears suddenly heard a guy shouting, "Master, stay, I am the Grand Governor of Yangzhou, Warriors..." So, when he was heading to the courtyard where HP and the others lived, he went straight to find HP's Goku, and then he turned around and appeared in front of the Warriors!

In fact, just when Wukong landed, if he could look back and look back, he could clearly find that the two stingers he was looking for and the little novice monks were now on the wall dozens of meters behind him. Of course, if HP or Zhixing turned around, the situation would be the same!

But the problem is just a coincidence. No one looked back at Wukong or HP! So Wukong went left and HP went right... Of course, unlike Jimi, they were not actually gay friends.

Although Wukong had a good relationship with His Majesty Li Er and some of the ministers in power when he went to Chang'an, such as the famous Fang Mou Duan in history, the two famous door gods in history, the famous ** expert in history, and so on!

But this is the first time that this warrior Lord Wu Meiniang, the father of the eternal emperor Wu Meiniang, has seen Wukong!

This Master Wu looks pretty good. Although he is not young, he still looks very energetic. His hair and beard are not all white. Although his body is a little fat, he is not as fat as he can't walk. Well, in general, this is just an ordinary old man with a figure that looks like Fan Wei!

Now Wukong knows that after Wu Meiniang became emperor, he said that his father was thin and was completely nonsense. In fact, just think about it, you can tell that how could the father who gave birth to the fat daughter Wu Meiniang was thin!

This is completely unscientific!

"Are you the Great Governor of Yangzhou, the Warriors?" Wukong blinked and asked Wu Gao's Governor!

"Ah!" Wu Gaodu seemed very uncomfortable with Wukong's awesome way of appearance. It took him a long time to react, "It's someone, little monk, are you?"

"Namo's Great Freedom King Buddha!" ​​Wukong dragged his tone and recited the Buddha's name, "I am just a wild man from the world, with the Dharma name Wukong!"

To be precise, there is no problem with this sentence, but the environment in which this sentence is incorrect. If an old monk in his seventies or eighties, with a white beard folded his hands together and said this sentence in a long tone, how awesome would he be! But the problem is, the person who said this sentence now is actually a fifteen-year-old monk, and the situation is really...

No matter how you look at it, it makes people feel weird and inconsistent!

"Goku?" Samurai frowned in confusion. It seemed that the name had been heard from somewhere.

"Uncle Master," Huikong, who had just jumped off the wall in the side courtyard next to Wukong and others, suddenly turned his head and looked behind him, "I seemed to hear the voice of the little master's speech!"

"Yes, yes, I heard it too!" Wuneng continued!

"You hear the ghost, you hear it!" With a bang, Zhixing gave Wukong a chestnut without hesitation, "In the past ten days, you have almost heard Wukong's voice hundreds of times. Let's not talk about whether Wukong's fool has returned from Hangzhou now, but he has returned from Hangzhou. Do you think he can enter Qiling Temple now?"

"That's not sure, Master Wukong has always been tricky..."

"What dream are you having?" Zhixing copied Wuneng and handed it out of the wall, asking Wuneng to look outside Qiling Temple, "Did you see how many people are outside? Do you want to give me a trick to rush into Qiling Temple to see!"

"I can't think of it, nor does it mean that Master Wukong can't think of it!" Bajie felt very wronged.

"Don't get it!" HP seriously stopped Zhixing's violent behavior intended to be committed against Bajie. "The siege outside is very tight. What should we do now?"

"Yes, there are at least a few thousand people!" Zhixing couldn't help but be shocked by the actions of these murderous thieves, "It's really a big deal!"

"What are you afraid of? The soldiers come to block the water and the soil!" Wuneng waved his little fist hard to cheer for Zhixing and the others, "Anyway, the burden among us, Sanbaozi, is no longer here, so let's just go out all the way!"

With a bang, HP's fist had accurately hit Wu Neng's head!

"It's right!" Huiming said gloatingly, "I'll tell you nonsense, what does the Sanbaozi Master no longer exist!"

"Then what do you think should be said!" Wuneng, who covered his head with his hands and squatted to prevent his cuteness, refuted Huiming's words.

"You should say that the uncle Sanbaozi just passed by..."

Bang! HP's fist hit Huiming's head accurately this time! "Don't talk nonsense anymore. If we can't rush out, we will use our brains and think of some useful solutions!"

"That's right, you don't even look at how many people there are outside, and you guys are fighting all the way out. Do you guys think killing is what it is, and mow grass?" Zhixing also said to them in a gloating tone, "Besides, there are a few of you little cumbersome here, can we kill them?"

"Your name is Goku?"

"Yes, Wukong is my magic name!" Wukong walked through the broken window and walked into the monastery, "Well, Governor Wu, please borrow it. Don't you think it's rude to us to speak like this?"

"Oh, is that?" Governor Wu turned sideways and moved the road away before he remembered something. It seemed that I didn't know this little monk, why did this guy look very active!

"Thank you!" Wukong walked in calmly from the window, taking a light step, his movements were elegant and elegant, as if he was walking on an ordinary door, not a window that was at least one meter high from the ground. None of the Yangzhou gentry present could see clearly how he came in. It seemed that just took this step and he was already standing in the monastery!

In an instant, the Yangzhou gentry present, and the General of Wu Da, muttered in his heart, "This little monk, can't he be a ghost or something!"

"Ah, it seems that you are in a very bad situation!" As soon as Wukong entered the door, his eyes were immediately attracted by the battle at the gate of the monastery. "Now the thief is powerful. Governor Wuda, as the supreme leader of my Yangzhou Prefecture, do you know what good strategies to defeat the thief?"

Hearing the little monk standing and talking without pain in his waist, the warrior felt that if he hadn't been stabbed just now and could not use his strength to his waist, he would have kicked the damn little monk without hesitation!

What are the good strategies to defeat the thief? If I have any good strategies to defeat the thief, will I still stay here and wait for death?

"Of course, you can't blame the Governor Wu Da!" Wukong said seriously and said something that was not worth his life. "Although Governor Wu Da said he followed the Supreme Emperor's military battle formation, he did not personally take on the arrows and stones, but did some logistics supplies and other things. So it is natural to panic when encountering such a thing. It's not surprising, it's not surprising!"

The Great Warrior General of Warrior confirmed again that if he hadn't been shot in the knee... and had a stab in the waist, he would have kicked this damn little monk to death!

Damn, I'm really sorry for you as a logistics soldier!

"Now, Governor of the Wuda, our top priority is to escape from Qiling Temple!" Wukong then said to Samurai, "Only after escaping, you can re-control the city guards. Only by controlling the city guards can you control the situation of this rebellion!"

Nonsense, I know that I should escape now, but damn, you tell me how to escape?

The warrior took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart. "I understand what you mean, but now the thief is in great power, so I can only temporarily stick to the waiting timely for assistance. After the guards of this governor arrive, the two sides can join forces together to rush out without any mistakes!"

"Grandmaster, your guard?" Goku touched his chin with his hand, as if he was thinking about something. Then he pointed at the gate of the temple with his hand, "Well, are they all the clothes worn by those guards?"

"That's right!" Governor Wu Gao nodded!

"Do their leader wear bright light armor?" Wukong asked again.

"Yes, yes!" Wu Gaogong nodded! "What, little monk, have you seen them? Where are they now? Are they coming soon?"

"I don't know if they are coming soon!" Wukong shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "But when I accidentally passed by the front yard just now, I saw that the ground was full of people wearing the same clothes as the elder brothers at the door, and there was also a black man wearing bright light armor!"

"That's Song Jian, a captain of the guard!" Samurai was excited and grabbed Goku's arm with his hand, "Where are they now?"

"If nothing unexpected happens, they should have arrived at the Hall of Yama now!" Wukong answered seriously, "Well, even if they haven't arrived at the Hall of Yama, they must have crossed the Naihe Bridge. When I saw them, there were a few thieves who were bald and peeling off the black man... Well, what about Song Jian's Mingguang Armor you mentioned."

"What?" Samurai was stunned, "You said they are dead..."

"Governor General, aren't you talking nonsense?" Wukong glanced at the Samurai, then looked left and right, lowered his head and picked up the long sword that the Samurai Governor General had fallen to the ground because of his shock. Then he leaned back, as if he was throwing a javelin, and threw the long sword in his hand at the crowd in front of him!

"ah!"

"Help!"

"The little monk is killing someone!"

After seeing Wukong's actions, the gentry and believers present who had been scared by the facts told by Wukong completely collapsed. They held their heads and squatted on the ground one by one, and started screaming regardless of it. Suddenly, the monastery became messy.

After throwing the long sword out, Wukong didn't feel that his actions were about to scare all the guys in front of him to death. Instead, he clapped his hands easily and continued to say to the warrior, "I'm already very clear about what I said just now. When I saw them, they were lying on the ground. I said, Grand Governor, are you illiterate and don't understand what it means to be like?"

"Die, I'm actually dead!" After hearing the news from Wukong, the warrior felt his heart sank into the darkness, and his whole body felt cold! His guard was actually robbed and killed by the thieves. For the General of Wu Da, this news was like a huge tower that failed, and the Yangtze River capsized, and he almost collapsed!

You know, the belief that the Great Governor of Warriors has always been supported is that if he can hold on in the temple, he can wait until his guard comes to support him. If his guard arrives, he can break out from Qiling Temple. But now this idea has been ruthlessly shattered by Wukong!

"Grandmaster, Great Governor..." Goku said a few more words to the Samurai, but the Samurai seemed to have not heard it. He stood there in a daze, muttering, "It's no help, it's completely helpless!"

Damn it! I said, "Warrior, you are a famous minister of the Tang Dynasty, and His Majesty Li Yuan's confidant, is your psychological quality really okay? No wonder you, the old ministers of martial arts, were beaten by the famous ministers of Zhenguan under His Majesty Li Er. Compared with their loyal fans, you are really weak!

At this moment, Wukong suddenly noticed a black shadow flashing from the corner of his eyes, as if someone was intending to attack from his left, so Wukong immediately turned around without hesitation, swung his side, and kicked a standard sideways, and sent the guy who was planning to pounce on him to sneak attack him to the corner!

"ah……"

With a long scream, the cute Yangzhou believers who were squatting and acting cute were surprised to find that the young monk who was not wearing Li Zheng in Yangzhou was kicked out by the young monk who came in, and ran straight to the corner!

"You little monk, you are so rude!" The person who spoke was the governor of Song in Yangzhou, "Why do you want to kick Li Biejia?"

"Oh, that guy is Yangzhou, don't you?" Wukong showed a smile without any shame. "I'm really sorry. I don't know he is actually not going to be a bad guy. I thought he was an assassin who planned to take the opportunity to assassinate Governor Wu Da!"

"How could he be an assassin?" Governor Song looked at the shameless little monk in front of him. This guy was really bad. He didn't count on the hit, but he even put an assassin's hat on him without blinking.

"Aren't he an assassin?" Wukong looked confused, "If it is not an assassin, why would he pounce on Governor Wu like this? What do he want to do?"

Are you wrong? Did Li Biejia want to pounce on the Governor of Wuda? He is clearly pounceing on you, okay?

"Did you come to me for Xiaoni?" Wukong was still confused. "Why did he rush towards Xiaoni? Is it said that the person he wanted to assassinate was not the Grand Governor, but Xiaoni? Isn't it more natural for me to kick him? What do you want to do so excited?"

"Nonsense, you, the little monk, threw us with a knife first, so Li Biejia wanted to argue with you, okay?" Governor Song felt that the little monk in front of him was becoming more and more disgusting!

"You are not rebel thieves, why do I throw you with a knife?" Wukong asked with confidence, almost choking the governor Song to death!

"You damn little thief!" At some point, Li Biejia, who was helped up from the corner by the other Yangzhou gentry, suddenly appeared in anger, "Aren't you the person who threw him at us with a knife just now?"

"How to throw the knife?" Wukong asked in confusion first, then he suddenly realized and slapped his head, "By the way, did you say that you would throw it like this!"

As he said that, Goku picked up another dagger from the ground. Well, this seemed to be used by Master Yongxin, who had been tortured to death, and then was thrown to the ground by General Warriors.

Wukong pinched the dagger with his hand, glanced at the direction where Li Biejia and the others were, then waved his hand and slapped it. Then he saw Li Biejia and the others squat on the ground again! After the dagger that Wukong threw out turned in the air for a few times, he just rushed into the barefoot chest that was intended to jump in from the window next to the front door!

After a scream, the bald thief fell straight from the window and landed on the ground of the monastery. After thrusting all over, he stopped moving! Next to the bald thief, another corpse was also lying through the chest with a long knife and died of a life of death!

Unlike the last time, although the Yangzhou gentry present was also shocked this time, there were still a few brave people who witnessed Wukong's magical sword.

"Okay, have you seen it? If you don't see it, you can turn back in place!" Wukong smiled on his face and patted his hands gently, "Everyone, the time for squatting to prevent cuteness is over. All the fellow villagers in Yangzhou, it's time for you to explode your small universe!"

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