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Chapter 46: Captain, don't shoot, it's me

OK! The hero has finished saving the loli, but the matter he prepared at the beginning was completely ruined. After he was killed by this loli, he died of more than ten monks in one breath. If the remaining monks had not been alarmed yet...

You know, Uncle Li has a famous saying, "The hot road does not grow grass, and the smart head does not grow hair! Do you think according to this theory, there are such a stupid monks in the world?

For example, I am just so smart?

Well, although the plan has had a small accident again, it is not a big problem. It is still under my control. Otherwise, what would you say, I specifically asked Brother Guiche to bring more than 100 brothers to Yangzhou for?

Besides, I have killed more than a dozen of them anyway, and this revenge has become a big deal. Could it be that if I surrender to them now, can they make me lose only half of it?

So, hum! I've done it all the time, and I've done it all the time on the first day of the lunar calendar, so I don't care about fifteen! For a loli protector like me, since I'm willing to kill more than a dozen monks for the sake of two loli, I don't care about killing dozens of monks!

Yes, just do that. I am here to stare at the thief monks, and then ask Da Loli Dong to find someone to call Brother Guiche and the others, and then Chengye directly took over this lustful nest!

Wukong, who had decided to do it, quietly slipped back to the yard he rented for Xiaoyue monthly. Because it was already late, there was no one else in the yard. After Wukong looked around, he carefully slipped into the side courtyard and came to the door of the big loli who was facing his room. He reached out and planned to knock on the door!

Bang!

With a familiar sound of bowstrings, Wukong felt a big cold sweat appear on his forehead, and it slid down from his forehead with a snap, falling to the ground, shattering!

"Who are you here and want to do what you want to do?" Then, suddenly, the lights were bright, and the big loli had already appeared in front of the door, holding her own sun-shooting crossbow in her hand, looking serious, and she was very stunning to shoot you to death if you disagree!

Well, the big loli's look is very charming, and she looks extremely heroic and cool when she holds the sun shooting crossbow. Moreover, the big loli's alertness is also worthy of reward. Everything is done very well, except for a little...

"I said, how could you, a big loli, be in my room?"

"Huh!" Goku was surprised, but the big loli was even more surprised, "This voice... are you a little bald?"

"Nonsense, who am I not me?" Wukong snorted, expressing indignation at the fact that the big loli could not recognize her wrong behavior.

"It's really a little bald man! Why are you wearing a hair and dressed like a Taoist priest..." After discovering that it was indeed Wukong, the big loli immediately became happy and looked at the posture and planned to pounce on him. However, the big loli immediately held back and then raised her head proudly. "If it weren't for the kind nature of others, the crossbow would have shot you to death just now!"

Oh, by the way, after Big Loli said this, Wukong remembered that he seemed to be dressed as a little Taoist, not as a daily little monk.

Well! Look at how good the loli in Xiaona’s house is. When you see the Taoist priest, you want to shoot him to death. Yes, you can’t be rude to Taoist priests. This is the quality that the monk’s family should have!

Wait! I was just trying to say something to this loli just now? After being interrupted by the big loli, Wukong found that he seemed to have forgotten something. Wukong touched his chin with his hand and began to think about it seriously!

"What are you doing? Look straight at me!" Looking at Goku's eyes looking at him without blinking, a blush immediately appeared on Big Loli's face, "I tell you that your method is useless, so people won't forget the serious things just because you look like this!"

Serious things? Wukong was a little dizzy. What kind of things can be considered serious things when he and Big Loli were said to be?

Then, Goku saw the big loli put his hands on his hips and looked at him fiercely, "Say, you came back so late, where did you go to fool around!"

He meowed a giant panda! Wukong blinked his eyes. Why did the big loli's words sound so familiar? It seemed like 80% of them were the kind of words that his wife said when she grabbed her husband who was not home at night. But I am a monk, so how could I enjoy this kind of treatment!

"Well, don't rush to say this!" After being snatched by the big loli for a few words, Wukong suddenly remembered the decision he had just made, "By the way, Big Loli, Brother Guiche and his brothers live now, do you know where do you live?"

"What kind of ghost car brother!" Big Loli was immediately pulled out by Wukong, "Little Bald Puppet, you should be called Uncle Qiu, Uncle Qiu!"

It’s nonsense. I call you uncle anybody. Damn, I didn’t even call you uncle when I saw His Majesty Li Er!

"Yeah, um!" Goku agreed casually, "How about it, do you know?"

"Of course I know!" The big loli looked at Goku with suspicious eyes, "What's wrong?"

"It's good to know! Now you send someone to find Brother Guiche and ask him to bring all the brothers here!" After hesitating for a while, Wukong continued, "Well, tell Brother Guiche and say that the situation is urgent, it's best to let all the brothers take you with you!"

"Bring the guy?" Big Loli's eyes turned shiny, "Little Tudai, are you planning to grab a fucking ticket? Is it okay to bring them with you?"

Wukong asked the sky speechlessly. Speaking of which, the education method of this big loli is really a failure! Who did she learn these unlucky words from?

"What a fucking vote!" Wukong reached out and tapped the big loli's head, "We are good people, messengers of justice, and saviors of the earth. How could we steal a fucking vote? I'll tell you again, the process of redistribution of wealth and materials, you understand now... Wait, I'll tell you what this is done?"

"Yeah, I understand!" Big Loli nodded seriously, "Little Tuipai What do you mean by saying is that, what do you think of as a bitch again... Woo woo! Little Tuipai Why are you covering someone's mouth?"

Nonsense! What does it mean to hit someone without slapping the face, and to scold someone without revealing their shortcomings! Damn there is a sex worker living here. You are talking about being a bitch here. What are you? What are you? Which pot doesn’t open and which pot is brought?

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and find someone to inform Brother Ghost Car!" Wukong said, while taking the wig on his head off his head. "Let them come over quickly!"

"Okay!" The little loli agreed in a good mood and walked towards the front yard with a light pace!

"And........." Wukong added to the big loli with concern, "Let the Ghost Car Brother and the others get a few cars, disguise our guys, bring some change to deal with the night patrol masters!"

"Don't worry!" The big loli turned around and showed a proud smile at Wukong, "Uncle Qiu and the others have been doing this for a day or two!"

That’s right! I’m so forgot that these people have been selling private salt for the past few years!

After the little loli went out, Goku changed his clothes again. A lot of blood was splashed on the original clothes. For a guy like Goku who is obsessed with cleanliness, of course, he couldn't continue wearing them! Then Goku put a basin of water and cleaned the tin staff that was also stained with a lot of blood to restore the cost!

After doing all this, Wukong saw that the big loli was jumping in from outside! "Little Tudai, he has sent someone to find Uncle Qiu. It is estimated that he will arrive in half an hour!"

Half an hour, well, it will be an hour after the turnover, and it will be a bit long! If the bald thieves and bald people next door escaped during this hour, the thread will all be broken!

"Let's do it!" After thinking about it, Wukong made a decision immediately, "Big Loli, you are waiting for Brother Ghost Car and the others here. Once they arrive, they will lead them to the street next to us. I will wait for you where I will! How about it, can you do it?"

"Do you think they are children?" The big loli snorted dissatisfied, "Who can't do such a thing!"

"That's it!" Wukong stretched out his hands and patted the big loli on the shoulder, "Da Luo... Xiaowan, I see your bones are brilliant. This important task that concerns world peace, people's happiness, and earth's health. I will give it to you. You must not let me down!"

"What are you saying..." The big loli's face turned red suddenly, "Don't let you down or something, people don't understand what you want to say!"

Well, Big Loli is proud again!

After leaving the arrogant big loli, Wukong sneaked back to a three-story corner building in the corner of the yard next to the house where the thieves were bald.

Well, this corner tower was discovered by Wukong just now when he was running in the yard of these bald thieves. It seems that if he stood upstairs, he could just see the yard where these bald thieves were located!

After gently prying open a window with the dagger in his hand, Wukong easily slipped into the corner tower and walked up the stairs carefully. However, just when Wukong just showed his head at the entrance of the stairs on the third floor, he was shocked again!

In the southeast corner of the corner, which is the window facing the yard of the bald thieves, the window has been opened at this time. One, well, no, it should be said that two very familiar figures are standing at the window! One of these two figures is about eleven or twelve years old, a little loli with a dagger! The other is a big loli about 14 or 15 years old, and a dagger in her hand!

Damn it! Aren’t these the two loli who were caught by Fahai who broke up with me just now? How could they be here!

The scared Goku suddenly sank and heard a slight squeak in the stairs! Then Goku saw the eleven-year-old little loli turn around from the window! Then he saw the little loli leaning over slightly, as if he was an agile cat, silently pounced towards him!

Because of the lack of silence in productivity, the so-called light pollution problem more than a thousand years later did not exist in this dark medieval age. Therefore, the third floor of this corner building is really light-free except for the open window. However, with the little starlight in the window, Wukong could still vaguely see the reflection of the dagger in the little loli's hand!

The next moment, Wukong had already keenly felt that the little loli had pounced on her left, and the dagger in her hand was eager to try, as if she was planning to dig a hole in her body!

At this critical moment, Goku raised his hand calmly, "Captain, don't shoot two loli, don't do it. It's me, it's me!"

With a blink of an eye, the dagger stopped in Goku's chest, and then Goku heard the little loli's unique tone of speaking, "Wukong?"

"That's right, it's me!" Wukong habitually filled with a smile on his face. Well, but it seemed that he couldn't use it in the current environment at all. Then he gently pushed the dagger that the little loli was gestured in front of his chest with the tin staff in his hand, "Two loli, long time no see!"

With a blink of an eye, the little loli put away the dagger, turned around very coolly, and then walked towards the window! The big loli who was already monitoring the window said to Wukong in a surprise tone, "It turns out that it's Wukong, you little bald... monk, how could you come here?"

"What are you two here to do, of course I'm here to do something!" As he said that, Goku shrugged, um, it seems that in such a dark place, the two loli can't see their cool movements, and it seems that they are in vain again!

Think about it now, it seems that light pollution is quite exciting!

"How about it, what's the movement of those bald thieves!" Wukong blinked, feeling that his eyes had completely adapted to the darkness, and walked towards the two lolittles at the window, "Are they scared by the two loli heroines and are now preparing to escape in a panic?"

The little loli turned around and couldn't see her expression in this dark room, but she could still see her two big watery eyes with the starlight, "Loli?"

"What our little lady means to ask you," the big loli stood seriously at the window and looked at the monks' yard, "What do you mean by this loli? Actually, I have wanted to ask you about this for a long time, but I have never found a suitable opportunity. You little bald... Can the monk explain it to us?"

"This loli..." Wukong also stood at the window and looked at the monks below. "It is the name of the place where the place of the Thaisie is for girls under the age of sixteen. It is a kind of name. Well, it means similar to the little lady of our Tang Dynasty, but it is more intimate!"

While saying that, Wukong glanced down, yes, this is indeed the best place nearby to detect the movements of the thief monks! Well, those thief monks were just messed with by himself and two loli just now. After killing so many people, they are now scattered back to sleep!

Wukong felt that he really couldn't understand the idea of ​​these bald thieves!

Since these bald thieves and bald people even kidnapped Loli and planned to forcefully push down such shameless things, they must have done so many bad things in their daily lives! Now that someone has hit the door, they have killed so many people in the family. Even if they don’t move away immediately, they should send people to search everywhere, right?

But they just slept like this, and Damn it went to sleep! There was something wrong with their brains, there must be something wrong!

"Where is the land of Taisie?" After Goku finished explaining, before the little loli could speak, the big loli rushed to ask again, "Why have people never heard of it!"

Nonsense, you have never heard of the place you have ever heard of. Do you know where A Meili’s home country is? A local bun!

"Taixi, it's the extreme west!" Although the two lolitas in front of them were very local, the problem was that lolitas were privileged, so Wukong still explained to them seriously, "Walk from Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, it's the Western Regions, and then walking to the west, it's...

"Western sky!" The big loli raised her hand to answer!

Well! You are so knowledgeable. If you had known you a few years ago, I would have thrown you directly to Monk Xuanzang!

"The Western Heaven, that is, India, to be precise, is not in the west of our Tang Dynasty, but in the southwest, where Tubo passed by!" Wukong carefully literated the two loli, "and then went west from the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty, which was the Great Food Kingdom! And the Great Food Kingdom continued to go west, which was the land of Taixi!"

"So that's how it is!" Big Loli exclaimed, "Little Monk, do you even know about such a faraway place?"

"Of course..." A smug smile appeared on Wukong's face, "I know five hundred years ago..."

Before Wukong could finish his words, he heard the big loli add another sentence, "You are actually talking nonsense, right?"

Although the little loli didn't echo, looking at the expression in her eyes, it seemed that she thought so too!

Alas! Wukong sighed depressedly, what did the old saying say? By the way: It’s really terrible without culture!

"Haha......" The big loli laughed softly, her big eyes were like crescent moons! At this moment, the little loli, who was originally very quiet, suddenly brushed and disappeared from Wukong and the others. Then she brushed and appeared in front of a window near Wukong and the others. Then she saw the little loli gently stretched out her hand, opened a gap in the window, and then looked out from the gap!

"What's wrong, little lady?" The big loli asked quickly.

"Reinforcement!" The little loli looked out the window with a serious expression!
Chapter completed!
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