Chapter 16: Little Lolita strikes again!
Chapter 16: The little loli is coming again!
Speaking to a group of public servants in meetings, maybe they can make people's material life more happy. A group of brick houses and beasts in meetings may make people's spiritual life more happy. A group of sex workers in meetings may make people's sexual life more happy.
A group of bad guys from the underworld may have the full effect of the above people holding meetings!
After dealing with the unsightly fools of the Jiangxia Gang, the following meeting immediately went much smoother. All the gang representatives who came to the meeting spoke enthusiastically and unanimously demanded close unity around the little monk Wukong, and worked hard to build a harmonious Jiangzhou city...
In this harmonious atmosphere, Jiangzhou's big and small things were basically dealt with easily. For example, the friction between the Salt Gang and the Sanjiang Gang at the wharf, and the Xinlian Gang and the Brotherhood were in the city.
Basically, it’s just one sentence. As long as it’s said by the little husband, then everyone will do this!
"Okay, this year is almost all the unlucky things!" After Wukong summed up this sentence, he picked up a cup from several tables behind him and shook it around the people present, "Now, tell me, what is our goal?"
"Unity with each other, keep pace with the times, and build a harmonious Jiangzhou!" All the bad gangsters shouted in unison!
Well, if you don’t look at the identities of these people present, no matter who they believe is, when you hear these people shout, you will think they are leaders of Jiangzhou. Of course, from a certain perspective, they are not wrong in thinking, but these people are underground leaders.
"Wrong! The correct answer is..." Wukong shook his fingers at the group of underground leaders in Jiangzhou, "No tooth decay!"
The gangsters below were suddenly in a state of solemnity!
"What, I'm wrong?" Wukong asked blankly.
"Yes, Xiao Langjun, what you said is completely correct!" Sun Depei immediately stood up, "As a person, you need to have a good tooth. If you have a good tooth, you will have a good appetite. Everything you eat is delicious, your body is great. If you have good health, what are we going to have? "
"Yes, yes!" The rest of the gang members immediately agreed, while Chen Yonghe looked at Sun Depei with contempt. This grandson, this flattery, is shameless!
"Yes, good teeth, just have a good appetite!" Wukong smiled and waved his hand, "Okay, now the banquet has officially begun, Cuihua, serve wine and food!"
With Wukong's order, the waiters from Deyi Building who had already prepared were immediately started to serve the prepared dishes and jars of good wine from the kitchen.
Although everyone started serving wine and food together, there was still a clear gap between Wukong and the bad guys below. The wine and food on the people below were all whole chickens and ducks, large pieces of meat, big bowls of wine, and the people who served the dishes were also clumsy waiters. Wukong's dishes were not only very exquisite, but also the wine was the kind of Persian wine in small jars. The most important thing was that the wine and food were all soft girls who served it!
Well, that's right, this is the key point that Wukong put forward to the people of Deyilou at the beginning. For these rough pieces, you cannot give them those exquisite things, and for those elegant people like him, you cannot be equivalent to those rough pieces!
It’s called teaching according to your aptitude. This is what I practice, hahahaha!
Of course, when I saw that the food I had was so big that the waiter was the one who was serving, the bad guys below were not mentally unthinkable, but the greasy guy from the Jiangxia Gang had just been thrown out, and none of the remaining frightened birds dared to jump out and show off!
"Don't be restrained!" After the wine and food were served, Wukong picked up the wine glass in front of him and said to the bad guys below, "For our harmonious Jiangzhou, everyone will treat this glass to a full drink!"
"Please!" Everyone raised their glasses.
After several large bowls of wine were eaten, these bad guys who were already restrained immediately revealed their true colors, and the sound of playing with wine became louder and louder. Wukong seemed to be very devoted. No matter who came to persuade him to drink, he would just drink until he drank. In less than half an hour, he had at least three jars of wine, and his belly was full of bulging.
Just when the banquet was over, Chen Yonghe stood up from his position with a glass of wine, and staggered towards Sun Depei. "Sun Er, come on, I'm not ashamed to ask you, and have a bowl with you!"
This is called shamelessly asking? Wukong blinked his eyes and showed a confused look on his face.
"Get out!" Sun Depei was already drinking a little high, "What does it mean to ask without shame? What does it mean to ask without shame?"
Yes, what does it mean to ask without shame?
"I'll drink a bowl with you, that's why I'm not ashamed to ask!" Sun Depei picked up the wine bowl in his hand, "If you ask me for a drink, this should be called shameless to ask!"
Puff! A sip of wine from Wukong's mouth was sprayed out directly.
"No matter what, drink!" Chen Yonghe held the wine bowl and bumped Sun Depei, then raised his neck. After seeing his actions, Sun Depei raised his neck without being outdone.
Well, Sun Er and Chen San's clothes are so good at drinking!
"Listen to me, Sun Er!" Chen Yonghe poured a bowl of wine on his clothes, sat down and patted Sun Depei on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "You boy, you are so lucky!"
"Chen San, how are you talking?" Sun Depei replied unhappily!
"Why, brother said that, you are not convinced, right?" Chen Yonghe continued, "Look at you, you have no mind, no fists, and if you say that if you are not lucky enough, how could you be able to get to this point!"
Wukong held the wine glass and nodded with a deep sense of agreement!
"Chen San, how dare you say I'm not capable?"
"Tell the truth! You really don't have the ability!" Chen Yonghe shook his head, "Actually, I never knew why Xiaolangjun chose you, a waste, as the boss of the Xinlian Gang back then?"
Yes, actually, I want to know this question now. How much water did I get into my mind back then!
"Get out!" Chen Yonghe's words finally angered Sun Depei. As the saying goes, drinking makes cowards brave. Sun Depei turned around and punched Chen Yonghe in the face. With a bang, Chen Yonghe raised his head and then everyone saw his nose start bleeding down.
"Like your mother, do you dare to hit me?" Chen Yonghe looked at Sun Depei in surprise.
"I'll beat you, how about it?" Sun Depei replied unwillingly.
Bang!
Chen Yonghe immediately took action and punched Sun Depei in the face. Then he watched Sun Depei jump over and pounce on Chen Yonghe, directly overwhelmed him, pressed him back and punched Chen Yonghe in the face. After Chen Yonghe was forced to get this punch, he grabbed Sun Depei and turned over. The two began to flip and fight on the ground.
After seeing the Sanjiang Gang and Xinlian Gang watching, they rushed up immediately, planning to separate the two of them!
"No one is allowed to move!" At this time, I saw Wukong jumping up from the position he was doing, reaching his hand into his mouth, and whistling loudly, "Let them both fight, come on, I am the banker, I will win three, one lose two, one win two, one lose one, are there any bets!"
Suddenly, all the people present were embarrassed!
Just as Wukong was waving his hands excitedly, cheering for the two fighting guys on the ground, and shouting to bet on the bank, no one noticed that at this time a soft girl holding wine and food had secretly walked around from the side to Wukong.
After seeing the soft girl looking around, her hand holding the dish had already made a strange move. Just as he walked behind Goku, Goku seemed to have noticed him, and was still waving his hands at the two people fighting on the ground excitedly.
With a blink of an eye, the soft girl took out a dagger and stabbed Wukong in the back without hesitation!
At this critical moment, I saw Wukong, who was jumping excitedly, suddenly turned around, and his body turned back like a snake, and then grabbed the soft girl's wrist. When the soft girl's other hand fell on Wukong, it actually made a sound of gold and iron attack!
"Stallurgist who was secretly killed, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
Before Wukong could finish his words, he saw the soft girl shaking her wrist suddenly. Wukong suddenly felt that what he was catching was not a human wrist, but a fish in the water. When his hand slipped, the soft girl had already taken the opportunity to fall to the wall behind Wukong after a backflip!
Then, I saw the girl rushing out to the window by the wall without hesitation. After a roll, the soft girl had already rushed to the corner of the wall. As long as another fish jump, she could rush out of the window.
"I spent so much energy to catch you, my sister, how could I let you leave so easily!"
After Wukong's words, he saw several fishing nets thrown from outside Deyi Tower, which just blocked the entire window tightly. If this assassin girl was still planning to rush out of the window, she would definitely be caught in one go.
"Come on, sister!" Wukong calmly picked up his tin staff from the side, "As long as you can beat me, I will let you go, okay?"
After the female assassin looked at Wukong with an idiot, she turned around without hesitation and rushed towards the direction of the stairs. However, before she was halfway through, she saw a burly monk appearing at the entrance of the stairs with a stick in her hand.
"Girl Tan Yue, this road is not open!"
Then, the female assassin raised her hand and with a clang, a black rope was connected to a flying grab and grabbed the beam of Deyi Tower. The female assassin climbed onto the beam!
"Girl, you don't have to think about leaving the roof!" Wukong said to the female assassin on the beam below, "I have set up an ambush on the roof!"
However, it was obvious that the female assassin did not believe Goku's words. Then he saw the female assassin slashing at the top with the dagger in his hand and then slashed his hands and fell down with a thud.
But just as the female assassin was about to poke her head out of the roof, she seemed to have discovered something again. She shrank her head back with a whoosh and then saw someone dropping a fishing net from the hole in the roof!
"I said assassin girl, I've said a long time ago that there is an ambush on the roof!" Wukong stood below and said with a smile, "You just don't believe it. Oh, you don't think about how the fishing nets on the window fell if there was no one on the roof?"
"You are very cunning!" After seeing that there was no way to go out for the time being, the female assassin curled up on the beam, looking at Wukong with two big eyes.
"Good award, better award!" Wukong bowed down, "Girl, now you have no way to heaven and no way to enter the ground. How about it? Should you come down and have a good talk with me?"
"impossible!"
"Oh, don't refuse me so anxiously!" Wukong, who had the upper hand, showed an iconic smile on his face, "The so-called God has the virtue of being alive. If a loli as outstanding as you is killed, it will be a loss to society!"
The female assassin did not talk to Goku anymore, but looked around with his eyes alertly, as if he was looking for some flaw.
"No need to look at it. The windows around have been sealed. I have placed more than a dozen people on the roof. Brother Zhixing is on the stairs..." Wukong said with a smile, "Girl, you have no way to heaven and no way to enter the ground now. Let's hurry up and have a good talk!"
"Impossible!" The female assassin answered without hesitation!
"Oh, I am a beauty, how can you be a thief!" Wukong spread his hands helplessly, "How about this, as long as you swear, girl, don't come to assassinate me in the future, then I'll let you go now. What do you think?"
"Really?" The assassin Loli seemed to be moved and asked on the beam.
"Of course it's true, it's full of real gold!" Goku quickly replied, "Of course, in return, you have to tell me who hired you to kill me, how about it?"
"No!" The female assassin answered firmly, then saw her suddenly rolling and jumping off the beam. When she landed, she stomped the floor hard. With a loud bang, the little loli disappeared from the second floor, leaving a square hole in place!
"Damn it!" Wukong almost shouted out depressedly!
This is a huge situation. It was difficult for me to spend so much effort to get this cunning loli into a trap. I even took action myself and used it as bait. In the end, the loli ran away so simply!
"This is..." Wukong rushed to the hole in the corner and gently stroked the cracked part of the wooden board with his hand. "This trace is..."
The little loli kicked open the floor and landed on the first floor of Deyi Building. Then she rushed out of the gate without hesitation. Then she saw her hand and Fei grabbed it. Then she pulled the rope of Fei grabbed with one hand, rubbed it a few times, and stepped on the wall and jumped to the roof of the house opposite Deyi Building. Then, after a few more leaps, it disappeared into the night!
"What's going on in that place?" Zhixing, who was also stunned, turned to look at Cui Yining, "Cui Da, I remember that Wukong told you that he asked you to carefully check all the places on the second floor?"
"Yes, I did check them all!" Cui Yining said in amazement, "There was no problem with that place at that time!"
"Forget it, Senior Brother Zhixing!" Wukong stood up, "Uncle Cui cannot blame this. This floor should be done by the little loli just now, and it has nothing to do with Uncle Cui!"
"What did you do just now?" Zhixing continued, "What hands and feet?"
"She should have used acid to corrode the floor here and then waited for her to jump down hard..." Wukong made a gesture of falling from a high altitude, "Boom! Then this hole appeared!"
"Acid solution?" Zhixing continued, "What acid solution?"
"It's the kind of acid that I have made before, which can turn your clothes into black charcoal with your senior brother!"
"How is that possible?" Zhixing looked at Goku with surprise, "I said Goku, didn't you say that kind of acid is your unique secret recipe, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone else to know about it?"
"But the problem is that it just appears!" Wukong smiled mysteriously again, "So, I hate wooden floors the most, but marble prefabricated boards are the ones that are loved!"
"What should I do now?" Cui Yining asked carefully, "If the female assassin runs away this time, that little man..."
"Don't care about her!" Goku smiled slightly, "Next time, she won't be so lucky!"
Just as Wukong was talking to Zhixing, the Assassin Loli had already run along the roof to the backyard of a large mansion, and immediately slipped in along the open window on the second floor.
"Miss, you're back!" After seeing the little loli come in, the other loli immediately stood up from the bed, "How about it, how about it, have your task been completed?"
"No!" The little loli untied her mask and answered concisely, "That's an ambush!"
"It's indeed an ambush!" The loli punched hard, "This little monk is too shameless. Can't he honestly let you complete the task, Miss?"
"It's better to be cunning!" The little loli then took off her night clothes and answered seriously, "It's not good to go straight to the master!"
"Miss!" The little loli almost jumped up in a hurry, "What's wrong with simply completing the task?"
“No challenge!”
Chapter completed!