Chapter Twelve: Brother Zhixing, look, big peach!
"I said, Goku, are we really going in?"
"Nonsense!" Wukong turned his head and looked at Zhixing with contempt, "I said, Senior Brother Zhixing, I heard you say you have to see the lot of big peaches for several years, and your ears are so calloused. Why? Now you really want to see the big peaches, you are cowardly!"
"What are you talking about?" Zhixing's face suddenly became a little overwhelmed, "What do you mean by me, "I want to see Big Peaches. It's obvious that you say I want to see Big Peaches every day, and..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Wukong stood in front of Cuiyun Tower, turned around and looked at Zhixing, "I'm going in, are you going in?"
"This……………………” Zhixing looked at Wukong with a depressed look on his face, "We should still make a long-term plan!"
"Oh, you can't even see your own true thoughts clearly. Do you want to make any progress?" Wukong shook his head at Zhixing, then turned around and walked into Cuiyun Tower, sighing while walking, "Senior Brother Zhixing, you're done!"
"What do you mean I'm finished!" Zhixing looked at Wukong's back, made a fuss, and then walked in, "And what are you talking nonsense about my book, do you know what my book is?"
"Of course I know!"
"What?"
"Is there any need to ask?" Wukong turned his head and showed an expression of seeing the uncarved rotten wood. "Senior Brother Zhixing, your original xing is of course a yindàng monk. Do you think it's not?"
"Wukong, if you want to die, I can help you with my senior brother!"
"Tsk!" Wukong waved his hand lazily, "You can threaten me two years ago, now, hahahaha, Senior Brother Zhixing, the east wind blows, the war drum beats, who are the two of us afraid of whom!"
Just as Wukong and Zhixing were fighting at the door, the madam in Cuiyunlou was already shining her handkerchief and twisting her waist to greet her. "Oh, what kind of wind is this, the two old men..............................Why are they two monks?"
Before Wukong could answer, the madam saw a burly monk standing behind... Suddenly, he raised his footsteps, took a step forward, swept across, and kicked the little monk in front. The little monk in front seemed to have a hind eye. Just when the big monk in the back was lifting his tui, he had already jumped forward quickly.
Then the madam felt a flash in front of her, and the little monk had already appeared beside her.
"This beautiful big sister..." Wukong smiled and hooked the madam's chin with his hands, "What's the name!"
To be fair, Wukong's words are not very bad, because in Wukong's view, this so-called madam is only in his thirties. Of course, in the Tang Dynasty, when he could get married at the age of fourteen... a mature woman in her thirties is the standard leftover woman no one wants in a brothel.
When he saw Wukong, a handsome little monk, calling his beautiful elder sister, the madam couldn't help but mock his face, and was very happy... her face was also smiling brightly.
A creature like a woman always likes you to tell her age to Xiaoli that this seems to have not evolved much for thousands of years.
"Oh, this handsome little master is really good at speaking." The madam raised the handkerchief in her hand, "My name is Cuiyun, which is Cuiyun from Cuiyun Tower. However, I can no longer be considered a beautiful elder sister. I have long been old and can't see it."
Just as Wukong said this to the madam, Zhixing, who had just left, had already followed him in... He raised his hand and planned to punch Wukong. Then he saw Wukong turn around, raise his index finger on his right hand, and press it into the palm of his left hand, "Wait, Brother Zhixing... Stop quickly, those girls are watching you."
After being reminded by Wukong, Zhixing noticed that in the corridors on all sides of the house they entered, there were many women wearing colorful clothes leaning against each other, looking at him and Wukong with great enthusiasm, as if they were strange.
In fact, it is indeed strange. Since Master Daoxin came, Jiangzhou has never seen monks wandering in kilns so rampantly.
"Two masters, they look a little kind-looking!" After seeing Zhixing stop, the madam said to Wukong with a smile, "Have you ever seen two masters in my family?"
"Two years ago, Sun Depei's home!" Wukong replied with a smile.
"Well, that's right, I mean, look at you, Master, you are very kind-hearted. It turns out that you are at the home of Master Sun's Gang..." When he said this, the madam suddenly pointed at Wukong with his finger, "You...you are the young man from the Lu family!"
"That's right, sister, you remember it so well. I remember what happened two years ago so clearly." Wukong replied with a smile.
"Oh, look at what Xiaolangjun you said. Can I forget who I have forgotten, and can I still forget you?" After the madam paused for a moment, she immediately said to Wukong with a charming smile on her face, "It's just that Xiaolangjun, you have become much more handsome in the past two years, so I just can't recognize you."
"Well, you don't have to praise me anymore..." Wukong continued with a smile on his face, "Your share money was taken by Sun Depei, not me. No matter how much you praise me, you can't reduce a penny."
"Look at what Xiao Langjun said......" After the madam knew Wukong's identity, she immediately became restrained, "Then Xiao Langjun, why are you here for me today?"
"This is my senior brother, Zhixing!" Wukong did not answer, but reached out to introduce the madam.
"So it's Master Zhixing..." The madam used to saying something, and then got stuck again. If she was an ordinary person, she could say a few words, such as taking care of my business in the future. I introduced a few good girls to give pork, but I have never seen a virgin among the virgins who run away!
So although he was a little uncomfortable with Wukong's joke, out of curiosity, after hearing the door ring, Zhixing turned his attention.
Then the door opened, and Zhixing saw four gorgeous girls appear at the door, but Zhixing immediately found that he had been fooled! No matter which of the four prostitutes at the door was well-dressed, all of whom were dressed neatly, and no one was wearing clothes without clothes.
Moreover, what made him most angry was that in the hands of these four prostitutes, they were holding a plate with four big peaches on each plate!
That's right, it's the big peach, the big peaches on the pink trees!
"Wukong!" Zhixing immediately reacted. He could spoof himself like this, no need to ask, it was definitely him!
"Huh, what's wrong, Senior Brother Zhixing?" Wukong opened his eyes and looked confused, "You seem to look very unhappy!"
Nonsense, would you be happy if you were the ones? Especially when you saw this big peach.
"What is that?" Zhixing lit the plate in the prostitute's hand.
"Big Peach!" Wukong blinked his eyes and looked at Zhixing, "Didn't I say it? Today I want to bring Senior Brother Zhixing to Cuiyun Tower to see Big Peach, look, this is Cuiyun Tower, these are Big Peaches, and that's not wrong, then what are you wrong with Junior Brother?"
After hearing Wukong's words, the experienced xing workers present immediately heard the hidden meaning of Wukong's words, they all covered their sleeves and chuckled.
The laughter of these xing workers became more and more irritating to Zhixing's nerves. If he had a stick on his hand now, I believe Zhixing would definitely copy it now and directly hit Wukong's hateful face so that his sister-in-law didn't recognize him!
This bad guy is getting more and more out of line!
"Okay, okay, I know what you want to see for Senior Brother." After Wukong teased Zhixing, he waved his hand to several prostitutes holding big peaches, "Li Lian, Ai Ai Zhenzhen, you three are here to accompany me, well, let Senior Brother Zhixing look at your big peaches!"
"Yes!" The three prostitutes who were named were answered in unison, and then rushed towards Zhixing like a butterfly.
"Also!" Goku continued, "The big peach I mentioned is not the one on the plate!"
"Hehehe..." Several prostitutes covered their mouths and made a chuckle.
"In addition, this little moon and female Bodhisattva, you can put down the big peach in your hand and come to me to sit here." Wukong casually tapped his hand with his hand, "Come here quickly, what are you hesitating about? Don't worry, I'm not interested in your big peach... Well, Wangzai's little steamed buns, I'm just going to chat with you for a few words."
After Wukong said this, she saw the little Yueyue in front of her and gritted her teeth! Although this little Yueyue didn't understand what Wukong said was the Wangzai Little Bubble, from the literal meaning, she probably understood what Wukong meant.
This little monk is really inappropriate!
After Xiao Yueyue walked to Wukong and sat down, she found that Wukong was opening a pair of big, big black eyes, looking at her without blinking, looking very immersive. Her two gazes seemed to be the same, and Xiao Yueyue felt a pain on her face.
"My little master, please..."
Before Xiao Yueyue could express the word "self-respect", she saw Wukong raised his hand and punched her in the face. This sudden punch immediately swallowed all the remaining two words Xiao Yueyue into her stomach.
The fist stopped before Xiao Yueyue's face. Xiao Yueyue could even feel the feeling of the wind brought by Wukong's punch blowing on his face.
"Yeah, sorry!" Wukong withdrew his fist, pressed it and blew it at the fist as if nothing had happened, "Miss Xiaoyueyue just now, there was a fly on your face!"
"My little master, are you teasing me?" Xiao Yueyue finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Of course not, I said it very clearly. Just now, a disgusting fly stopped on your face of Miss Yueyue," Wukong waved his hand exaggeratedly, "Fly, fly, what a disgusting thing, can you understand Miss Yueyue? A fly fell on the face of a beautiful girl like you, what a huge impact it would be for the soul of a perfectionist like me... Alas, I said, Senior Brother Zhixing, if you want to see the big peach, let the love girl take it out for you, don't take a sneak peek!"
"I'm Lianlian..."
"Sorry, I suddenly felt unwell..." Xiao Yueyue, who felt that she was insulted, smiled at Wukong with a mental ache, "Please allow me..."
"No!" Wukong said with a smile, "Miss Yueyue, I want to ask you something about Yangzhou. Can you please stay?"
"This little master, I am real..."
"I'm true too!" Wukong snapped, and a piece of silver cake that appeared from somewhere was slapped on the table, "And it's even more real than yours, do you think so?"
ps: Sorry, Fengbiao became fat again. In fact, Fengbiao got these two chapters yesterday. I originally wanted to write two more chapters to update together today, but I had dinner with the customer in the evening and went to the bar to drink. But when I got home, it was eleven o'clock!
The two chapters that you owe will definitely make up for by the wind!!!
Chapter completed!