Chapter 127: What I hate the most is these human bombs!(1/2)
With a sword, the monkey's head, which was struggling with eyes, had already rolled down from his shoulders. Then he saw the monkey's body shaking and then fell to the ground.
"Ah!" In the end, the man in black was scared by Wukong's so-called death finger, and he turned around and ran away without turning back.
"Hey, it's so strange, you didn't run away?" Wukong shook the sword in his hand, and slowly inserted it back into his tin staff, looking at Lingguan with a smile. "Do you want to die? I can really help you!" "What's the point of fear of death!" Lingguan gave Wukong a fanatical smile. "After I die, I can go straight to thirty-three days..."
"Then you can play mahjong with Yuanshi Tianzun?" Jingkong interrupted Lingguan's words. "I'm really sorry. You still don't die enough. Even if you add the dead Wang Zhi, you all have three missing one!"
Although I don’t know what playing mahjong means or what three missing one means, Lingguan can still tell from Wukong’s teasing tone that this should not be a good thing.
"Even if I will die today, I will take you to die with you." Ling Guan laughed like crazy. While laughing, he said that he was wearing a wide black suit. Under the black suit, there were many bamboo tube-like things hanging on his body, densely packed. At first glance, it looked like a detonator tied up.
"Is this your palm thunder?" Goku tilted his head and made a cute smile. "It seems a bit too big, right? It looks very primitive, but why do I look familiar with this look?"
"That's right, this is what I did so big, because if it's too small, it's not powerful enough!" Lingguan smiled wildly and walked towards Wukong. In his hand, there was an additional ignited fire note. "How can I deal with a demon monk like you who has magic? How can I get the thunder in my palm if my palm is small?"
No, no matter how you look at this shape, why is this guy so similar to the human bombs in the Middle East! Damn, this is no longer a problem of similarity, this guy is a human bomb!
At this time, Lingguan had already walked two or three meters away in front of Wukong. Then he saw him rushing towards Wukong with crazy laughter. "You damn little demon monk, I will defend the right path today and sacrifice yourself to eliminate demons! Go and die with me!" At this moment, Wukong held the tin staff in his hand with both hands and narrowly avoided Lingguan's pounce. "You madman, stay away from me, I'm a little bit. Damn, do you believe in Yuanshi Tianzun, Bin Laden or the Taliban? Do you know that only terrorists will explode.
"You go to die with me!" Lingguan pounced on the air, and immediately turned around and rushed towards Wukong. What's amazing is that he was shaking so hard that no fire note in his hand was extinguished.
"Damn it, isn't Taoism known as tranquility and inaction? How could it be possible to cultivate such a crazy believer? It's unscientific!" Wukong was chased by Lingguan and ran around in the yard, feeling depressed.
The most important thing is that Wukong really doesn't know how powerful the gunpowder cartridges on Lingguan are. However, even if this thing is half less powerful than the gunpowder he has, the dense gunpowder cartridges are enough to send him to the West and then return.
"Whether it is in the previous life or in this life, what I hate the most is these human bombs that don't treat themselves as human beings!"
The most depressing thing is that Wukong really has no way to deal with this guy for a while, and Wukong dares not run out of the yard, otherwise the madman will not be able to find him, so he casually pulls a bald man in Zhuangyan Temple and self-destructs, which will be a real evil.
Although it seems that many monks from Chang'an have been implicated by their own relationship, this is not the reason why Wukong can be content with such a madman to other monks in Zhuangyan Temple with peace of mind. No matter what, if Zhuangyan Temple is so dilapidated, these monks can still persevere, which is enough to show that they have at least good character.
As for whether this crazy believer would not have self-destructed if he hadn't been himself, Goku had never considered it. You should know that this kind of human bomb is unreasonable. For these crazy believers who have gotten into the water, they can't do anything!
"Wukong, what are you running?" Just as Wukong led the Lingguan to walk around the yard for two rounds, he saw Zhixing carrying the man in black who had just escaped. "Hurry up and clean up this guy!"
"Senior Brother Zhixing, don't get close to this madman!" Wukong quickly shouted, "This guy is full of explosives. If you dare to get close, he will explode immediately!" "What are you doing? Where is your crossbow?" Zhixing carried the man in black and shouted, "Cheep him to death!" "This" Wukong replied with a depressed look on his face, "I just used the crossbow just now, with my finger of death!"
"It's!" Zhixing gritted his teeth and said, "Let you show off your handsome boy. I was wondering what your finger of death is. Now you are happy?" "Okay, let's not discuss such things. Brother Zhixing, I'm guiding him. There is a pair of bows and arrows over there. Hurry up and pick up the arrow and shoot him to death!" Wukong answered depressedly.
"You want a slap! You can retreat aside and see how I did my senior brother."
Zhixing reached out and grabbed the man in black in his hand, then turned the body of the man in black in his hand twice, then rushed towards Lingguan, "Self-destruction, I want to see how you self-destruction!"
Senior brother, be careful!
"Hahahahahahahahaha" Lingguan greeted Zhixing with a crazy laugh without retreating but advancing. At the same time, the fire note in his hand had been raised in front of him, and was ready to explode. "Since you can't take this little demon monk to die, then it's the same for you, the demon monk!"
"Take your mother's head!" After rushing two steps, Zhixing competed with both hands, and threw the body of the man in black in his hand across the body towards Lingguan and threw it out. "Can you care about my life or death?"
With a bang, the body of the man in black had already hit Lingguan. Then a loud bang was heard, and a shock bo had swept across the entire yard. All the window papers in the Zen room where Wukong was located were shaken, and even the few oil lamps lit in the room were extinguished under the impact bo.
"Senior Brother Zhixing, are you okay? Why are you looking like this? Ah, Senior Brother, you are bleeding!"
"The slightest thing is a small matter." Zhixing pulled his clothes with a painful expression on his face. "These damn bastards, these are the new clothes I just changed into. Damn it, I'll reimburse both clothes in one day."
Wukong carefully checked Zhixing's wound and found that it was indeed the same as Zhixing said, it was a skin injury. It was probably when the bamboo tube exploded, a fragment just crossed Zhixing's waist.
Of course, this is also thanks to the fact that most of the explosion power in the direction where Zhixing is located was resisted by the dead man in black who threw out. Otherwise, Zhixing would not be so injured now.
"Senior brother, didn't I ask you to use a bow and arrow?" After discovering that Zhixing's health was fine, Wukong finally breathed a sigh of relief. "What are you doing when you rush forward?"
"I can't remember if you don't say this?" Zhixing turned his head and pinched Wukong's face. "Did you get water in your mind at that time? You said something about bows and arrows? Have you seen it? After you finished talking about bows and arrows, that guy was about to pick them up. What should we do if you ask him to pick up the bows and arrows?"
Wukong thought about it. A self-destructing sheep with a ranged attack seemed to be able to complete two melee battles no matter what!
"Shi Huang, I was wrong!"
"And if you have any free time to take him around, can't you just wind your crossbow?"
"It was very urgent at that time, and there was really no time!"
"I still haven't seen him after he showed up and attracted his attention?"
"Senior brother, I was wrong!"
"You are too many wrong places!" Zhixing snorted, turned around and walked out of the yard.
"Senior brother, where are you going?"
"Nonsense, I'll stop you from the crowd. There's such a big noise here, even if the monks in Zhuangyan Temple are dead, they will be awakened by you!"
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"Also!" Zhixing turned around seriously when he walked out of the yard and said to Wukong, "Remember..."
"What's the matter, senior brother?"
"Two clothes are counted on your account!"
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When Liang Xing came to Wukong's Zen Room in Zhuangyan Temple, he saw blood everywhere. There was a piece of charred in the center of the yard. The whole yard looked like a slaughterhouse under the light.
"Little bald donkey, what happened here?" Liang Xing asked carelessly.
"What do you mean by my name?" Wukong turned his face and gave Liang Xing a bright smile.
"Liang Tanyue, think about the antidote of your timed pill!"
I'm going to weigh my lungs!
"Mr. Wukong" Liang Xing said humbly, "Is there something unexpected happening here?"
"There is no accident." Goku replied seriously, "It is a variable that should not have appeared in the plan."
"There are variables in your plan...every time and time!" Zhixing, who was lying on the side and bandaged his waist, said, "I've been used to it a long time ago."
Can you say this again and again? Before I traveled through time, I have never heard of Taoism that used such shameless technology as human bombs in history! Such unscientific things can happen. Can you really blame me?
If you want to blame, you can only blame the historian!
"Don't talk about these trivial matters!" Goku waved his hand and said, "By the way, how is the situation I asked you to check?"
"The East Palace Yiwei is not short of people, and the waist tags of those men in black are not from the East Palace Yiwei."
"How is that possible?" Goku stood up in surprise. "This is unscientific."
"It's really impossible!" Liang Xing continued expressionlessly. "Because those men in black are from Changlin Jun!"
Damn it! What is the difference between the Eastern Palace Guard and Changlin Army? Are they all under Li Jiancheng’s subordinates?
"Liang Xing, very good, you dare to fool me! Do you know, what will happen if you dare to make me unhappy?" Wukong looked up at Liang Xing with a smile. "I tell you, if you dare to make me unhappy for a while, I dare to make you unhappy for a lifetime, do you believe it or not?
"Those people are not from the Eastern Palace Guards, but from the Changlin Army. I didn't say nonsense." Liang Xing's tone immediately softened.
"These guys belong to Changlin Jun? No wonder they can even make things like crossbows." Zhixing said, "I just don't know how many of them are?"
"About ten!" Liang Xing replied indefinitely, "The incident happened suddenly. There are still some people in Changlin's army who are taking leave and the like, and I haven't found it yet."
"Does Wang Yuanzhi behaved like this and wasn't he worried that His Majesty Li Yuan would be liquidated?"
"This is the case of arrogance." Wukong sneered and replied, "If he didn't stab the prince, how could he make the King of Qin believe that he had drawn a clear line with the prince. But if he stabbed the prince too hard, such as killing Pei Ji's family, he would not have the courage, so killing a few monks means it's not too important."
"The question is what happened to Monk Ma Guan?...
"Because I am a monk who is provoking trouble!" Wukong grinned and smiled coldly. "The others are just unrestrained disasters."
"Who is dead?" Zhixing continued to ask.
"Now, Master Falin of Jifa Temple, Master Daoyue of Chanding Temple, Master Mingxin of Xingshan Temple..." Liang Xingxing is really worthy of being a famous thief in Chang'an. He asked about the news in such a short time. "Yeah, only these few., "Great!" Zhixing looked at Wukong with a teasing smile on his face. "You came to Chang'an once, and you killed four or five monks here. If you go around the entire Tang Dynasty, our Zen Buddhism will unify the entire Buddhist sect." "I made a mistake in this!" Wukong breathed a long sigh. "I really didn't expect that Wang Yuanzhi could be so crazy, but fortunately, the loss was not very big." I'll beat you! Liang Xing looked at Wukong's innocent monks who had been involved and died four or five. You are called "I'm not very big, so what's your loss?
Are all monks in Chang'an dead?
Of course, what Liang Xing didn't know at all was that in Wu Po's mind, the so-called loss was the wounds on Zhixing's body and two pieces of clothes. As for the unlucky people like Monk Falin?
They die and have a dime relationship with me, I?
There are so many monks in the world. As long as the ones who die are not Daoxin and HP, please love whoever you want!
"Nonsense, you smashed the Shangqing Sect's place, caught the people and fell into the stakes, and wanted to pull all the gods and Buddhas from the altar. What do you think Wang Yuanzhi should treat you?" Monk Zhixing yawned.
"Where?" Wukong mocked his chin. "Did I bully the Shangqing sect so much?" "Didn't you?"
"Okay, I'll just ask." Goku spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders. "But I firmly refuse to admit that I fell into their stakes. The Taoist who spoke to them did curse others?"
"Did their Taoist priests curse others without Little Jiji?"
"This is entirely because he is not skilled in his skills, so he made a mistake. What does it have to do with me?" "What are you going to do now?" "What should I do?" Wukong's face showed a naive and cute smile. "Of course it's tooth for tooth, eye for eye. Wang Yuanzhi has been in the first day of the first day of the year, so don't blame me for being fifteen. Since he doesn't want to play with me in the rules, then come on, the matter of turning over the table, I'm better than him!"
"Wukong?" Zhixing turned his head and looked at him.
"What's the matter, senior brother?"
"It seems that you don't talk about the rules for now. The witch cup is a crime to kill the whole family!"
"That's their people who really used the witch cup. 1. I am a righteous person?" Wukong answered righteously.
Bah! If you are an upright person, then all the monks in the world will be monks! Liang Xing cursed in his heart.
"Liang Tanyue?" Wukong suddenly said to Liang Xing.
"What's the matter?" Liang Xing shivered subconsciously.
"In the past two or three days, go get some sulfur and saltpeter for me!" Wukong smiled brightly and said, "1, before I leave Chang'an, I must give Wang Yuanzhi a big gift." "Sulphur and saltpeter?" "Yes, sulfur and saltpeter!" Wukong answered affirmatively, "The more, the better!"
To be continued...