.When you are chatting with others, what is the most likely thing to attract other people’s interest?

The answer is... Huang Ji

So among the pornographic jokes you said, what is the easiest thing to let others remember and consciously spread with a sense of superiority? The answer is, pornographic jokes about someone's impotence.

Generally speaking, when people (here refers to men) hear others say how powerful they are in bed, they are probably as long as they are better, but they are probably not. You said you are seven times a night? It’s nonsense, seven times a night. I think you are seven wolves who can beat seven times a night.

Of course, if people hear that others have impotence, no small Jiji, and don’t take any quit, they will definitely think it’s normal, and it’s natural that the best men in the world are all impotence. You said that Lawyer Pei has no small Jiji, okay, he shouldn’t take any quit long ago.

To sum up, so after Wukong said that Lawyer Pei was cursed by the demonic path of the Shangqing School, Li Shimin was obviously much more attentive than when he heard Wukong say that Shenma is the god, which god is like.

Of course, this does not rule out whether His Highness Li Shimin is now considering whether Wang Gui, who was sent by Shangqing, had he seen something that he had seen when he came to visit him. His speech was much more beautiful than Princess Linhai. What if this demon had evil intentions and cursed him, then he would have cursed him?

Cursing others is not a little gigi, it's really too vicious

"Since it's a witchcraft, then you are Master Wukong?" Li Shimin continued to ask

"Actually, at the beginning, I didn't." Wukong answered seriously. "After all, there are no evil tricks like cursing others. I have just heard of similar evil tricks, but I was completely ignorant of the specific ones. At that time, I was just Lawyer Pei, not because of the patient, so I hope Lawyer Pei will check..."

"As soon as Lawyer Pei investigated, he found Wang Gui, the Taoist priest of Shangqing School." Wukong said with a heavy face, "The facts are now certain. Even the thief who hired Wang Gui to steal Lawyer Pei's hair to perform evil tricks was found under my calculations."

"Is the matter true? Li Shimin continued.

"I have never lie in my life." Wukong answered seriously.

No, I never lie. What I say is well-founded. Even if I have no basis, I will make up a basis for me.

"At the morning of tomorrow, Pei Sikong will lead people to enter Lingxuan Temple to capture Wang Gui, and then all the truth will be revealed." Wukong showed a mysterious smile, "If... I mean, after this incident, a certain Yuanshi Tianzun was a fake god's official in the East Palace, and out of righteous indignation, I think His Royal Highness can't punish this official, right? There are no words."

Li Shimin's eyes lit up.

The method Wukong said hit his mind just right. For him who was determined to ascend the throne, it was very useful for Wang Yuanzhi and Qi to calm down Taoist priests like him.

Before ascending the throne, His Majesty Li Yuan made a lot of publicity and said that the Eighteen Boys' main artifact was said, and after ascending the throne, he tried his best to pull his family background together with gods like Li Er, just to put a layer of sacred cloak on the royal family.

The king's power is granted by God, the emperor is God's, and you mortals are not on the same level as you mortals.

If Wang Yuanzhi and Qi pacified the two confirmed high-level Taoists who were determined to turn to Li Jiancheng, it would be a difficult problem for Li Shimin's great cause. Originally, Li Jiancheng was the eldest son, and if he had the destiny, his status would be very unfavorable.

As for the matter of Pei Ji taking people to Lingxuan Temple to arrest people, Li Shimin did not doubt at all. Everyone knew the position of Pei Ji, a lackey in Buddhism. When he was speechless, he had to think about dealing with the Taoists, let alone after he took the blame this time, he was even more unscrupulous.

"But..." Li Shimin deserves to be the future Tian Khan. After being excited, he quickly calmed down. "As you said, the matter of Yuanshi Tianzun being a false god, and the monk cannot come forward, otherwise it will easily make the father think that this is another battle between Buddhism and Taoism, but there is only one day left. Where can you ask Gu to find a high way to agree with this?"

"Your Highness..." Li Chunfeng spoke, "When his master Yuan Tiangang was in Qingyang Temple in Shu not long ago, he saw a volume of bamboo slips from the Southern and Northern Dynasties. It was a note by Sun Youyue, a disciple of Lu Xiujing, the Shangqing Sect. It recorded how to replace Taishang Laojun with the Primitive Heavenly King, thereby attacking the other Taoist sects that worship Taishang Laojun, etc., and thus revitalizing the Shangqing Sect."

"Really?" Li Shimin looked at Li Chunfeng with confusion. The meaning in his eyes was that this matter was too coincidental. I said that you didn't make it up and deceive me, right? No matter how many words were, I said, "Isn't it?

"Really" Li Chunfeng looked at Li Shimin with a firm look and nodded heavily. Li Shimin looked at Li Chunfeng with a stare look for a while, and after seeing his guiltless expression, he nodded with satisfaction. Of course, Li Chunfeng actually heard Yuan Tiangang say that, and he didn't think this memory was forced to Yuan Tiangang by Wukong, so he naturally showed confidence.

"Okay" Li Shimin simply slapped his high-high "that's the matter. If Pei Ji captured Wang Gui in the Shangqing Sect, found witchcraft and other witchcraft, and then the person stolen and captured, there would definitely be officials in the East Palace who presented the matter of Yuanshi Tianzun to the father forged by the Shangqing Sect to the Shangqing Sect's intention to fight against the other Taoist sects."

"Your Highness is indeed decisive." Wukong smiled and folded his hands together, "In this way, the people of the world will be lucky."

"I'm talking about the little monk..." said Hou Junji sarcastically, "No matter how I listen to this, it seems to have nothing to do with you. Do you want to do what you are so vigorously?"

"If I say it's for the people of the world, do you believe it?" Wukong smiled and asked Hou Junji.

"What do you think?" Hou Junji did not answer.

"By the way, General Hou, you just called me a little monk, right? There are no words," Wukong continued.

"Hmph" Hou Junji hummed contemptuously.

Wukong smiled innocently and looked at Hou Junji, "So do you think, I, a monk, need a reason to deal with Taoist priests?

"..." Hou Junji turned his head depressedly and did not answer Wukong. Li Chunfeng looked at Wukong with a look of laughter and crying on his face.

This is the world. The Taoist priest has provoked you. Li Chunfeng said he was shot while lying down.

"Okay, jokes." Wukong laughed haha ​​and nodded to Li Chunfeng and Li Shimin, "Those are just jokes. I am just like this, but it's just like what Wang Yuanzhi has done before."

"What did Wang Yuanzhi do before?" Li Shimin asked in confusion, "Things?"

"It's what Your Highness once went to see Wang Yuanzhi with Fang Xuanling." Wukong stood up seriously and bowed deeply to Li Shimin, "Your Highness will be the Emperor Taiping in the future, and I wish to cherish it."

With a snap, the teacup in Li Shimin's hand had fallen to the ground. "Do you know how to do this?"

Li Shimin was also frightened because Wang Yuanzhi's prophecy or surrender was said after he invited Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling into the room. In other words, except for Wang Yuanzhi, only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling were the only ones. Li Shimin had never mentioned this matter to anyone, and Fang Xuanling would not say it.

As for Wang Yuanzhi, it is even more impossible. At this moment, if Wang Yuanzhi dares to say whatever he wants, he will not need His Majesty Li Yuan to take action, and Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji will kill him.

But now Wukong revealed the secret between them in one go, and even Wang Yuanzhi said everything that he had said at that time, which immediately shocked Li Shimin's heart.

If this matter was spread, Li Shimin would not dare to think that Li Yuan would treat it.

"Your Highness, don't worry, if you really don't do it to Your Highness, the words that Wang Yuanzhi said have already reached His Majesty's ears." Wukong bowed to Li Shimin calmly, "And I am different from Wang Yuanzhi. When he said these words, he just looked at His Majesty's great power, so he was just speculating. So after Your Highness was suppressed by His Majesty, he immediately shrank and completely gave up what he had said."

"And Xiao Ni is completely different from him, because I am not speculating on Xiao Ni, but because I have confirmed that in the near future, Your Highness will replace His Majesty and become the Lord of the people in the world."

"You said, I should be the lord of the world?" Li Shimin had recovered at this time, coughed, and then asked again.

"No, I never lie in my life. I said that your highness will become the lord of the world, so your highness will definitely become the lord of the world." Wukong raised his head and showed a solemn and dignified face. "This is a thread of heaven that I have almost consumed all my magic power to see from the chaotic future."

"Hmph, since our Highness will definitely rule the world, then isn't it the same for you to help or not to help? Don't you jump to the word "leap"? Hou Junji sneered and said, "Since your destiny is in your Highness, don't you come to speculate after seeing this? Is there any difference between you and Wang Yuanzhi?"

"General Hou, you are again." Wukong turned around and shook his finger at Hou Junji, "First, only eternal and unchanging, and the future is infinitely changing. I said that your highness can rule the world, and that is precisely because of my help. If I didn't see all this and didn't come to Chang'an City..."

Wukong showed a calm smile at Li Shimin, "I, Your Highness, you have been implicated by Zhang Liang at this moment, and have been reprimanded by His Majesty Li Yuan. Moreover, if I had not blocked the news from the East Palace some time ago and helped the personnel you sent to contact the Turks smoothly, even if Zhang Liang did not confess now, you will still be in danger."

After Wukong's first sentence about Zhang Liang, Li Shimin's face was still calm, but when Wukong's second sentence was finished, everyone, including Li Shimin, felt a shock in his heart.

I was so stunned that this little monk actually even had an affair with the Turks and encouraged the Turks to invade the south.

With a sound of browsing, Hou Junji had already shown his knife, "Your Highness, this little monk must not be kept, we must..."

"Don't you jump off the word? Wukong said with a smile, "General Hou, I won't tell you that after you destroyed my mouth, will I have a backup plan to reveal your future arrangements? In fact, even if you silence me, will you think you can destroy my mouth?"

As he said that, Wukong raised his left hand calmly, made an exaggerated move, and then snapped his fingers hard. Then he saw Wukong shake his sleeves hard, and suddenly a thick stream of smoke came out of his body. Then Wukong smiled slightly at Hou Junji and stepped into the smoke one after another.

"Your Highness, don't worry." Hou Junji raised the long sword in his hand. "When someone came in, he ordered the Eastern Palace Guard to be alert. Unless this demon monk turned into a fly, he would definitely not fly out."

"Come here" With Hou Junji's shout, four or five Tiance Guards rushed in from outside the door. "Blow away the smoke."

After these Tiancewei found a fan and blew away the thick smoke in the hall, Li Shimin and others had already left the entire hall empty and there was no trace of a person.

"This little demon monk must be hiding in a corner." Hou Junji waved his hand, "Go and find me..."

These Tiance Guards were struggling in the hall for a long time, but they found nothing. Li Shimin watched Hou Junji with interest and directed the Tiance Guards to sway in the hall, with a hint of unhappy smile on his face.

"Your Highness..." Hou Junji, who had searched for a circle, returned to the middle of the hall and knelt down on one knee, "Please allow me to take Tiancewei to Zhuangyan Temple to get the head of the demon monk to see you."

"If Gu didn't remember, Wuji took more than 100 Tiancewei to Zhuangyan Temple last time and planned to do it. What's the result?" Li Shimin tapped the table with his fingers, and there was a smile on his face. "Is it Junji that you mean that you are better than Wuji, Shubao and Jingde combined, and you can do what they can't do, right? No matter how many words?"

"I don't mean this." Hou Junji knelt on the ground and replied in panic, "I am just, I am just..."

"But you tell me it and listen to Gu," Li Shimin continued, "I haven't said this time, but you have already stood up and made a decision for Gu. Junji, you are following me, I trust you very much, but Gu doesn't remember that he gave you the right to make decisions for Gu?"

"I don't dare, don't dare..." Hou Junji knocked his head on the ground.

"You've done it all, you still say you're so afraid, just say it..." Li Shimin said carelessly, "After this Wukong place offended you, and you would rather do something like this than destroy him?"

"Yes, for you." A crisp voice came from a corner behind Li Shimin, "I'm very interested in listening to it."

"Ah, this demon monk is still in the hall..." Hou Junji jumped up from the ground, "Come..."

"Hou Junji..." Li Shimin said coldly, "Is it that I am so lonely that you can get up and don't jump to your words?

"That's it." Wukong's voice came from the corner, "Your Highness makes you feel wronged, you jumped up regardless of it. I said, "I have a grudge with you. As for letting you hear my voice, you don't even put your highness in your eyes. Hou Junji, are you offending me?"

"Your Highness..." Hou Junji continued to kneel down honestly, "I just think that the demon monk Wukong is too dangerous, so..."

"Your sister is dangerous," Wukong continued, "I have done anything that harms the world and save people, besides saving people? You actually said that I am in danger. I'll go to Jiangzhou to inquire about it. Who is the most famous person in Jiangzhou? "

"And when it comes to danger, I just said that Wang Gui, the Taoist priest of the Shangqing Sect, had already attacked Pei Ji, and used witchcraft to make him unable to be humane. Don't you think the Taoist priest of the Shangqing Sect is dangerous?" Wukong said in an indignant tone.

"Wang Gui has been in and out of the Qin Palace so many times. Maybe he has used witchcraft to His Highness the King of Qin or anyone in His Highness's mansion. You can't forget it. Since you are all there, don't check it, has he attacked the Qin Palace?"

"You don't worry about such a dangerous person. I, the Wan Family Buddha in Jiangzhou, feel dangerous. I said Hou Junji, are you saying you are an undercover agent of the Prince's Sect?

"Your Highness, don't listen to this little demon monk's nonsense. I am not the prince's undercover." Hou Junji kowtowed his head to the ground and said, "Your loyalty to you is visible in the sky."

"Well, you are loyal to Gu, and this is still the case." Li Shimin asked in confusion, "But Gu really wants you to have such a great hatred for Wukong?"

Well, I quickly said, I really want to do it. Wukong, who was hiding in a corner of the hall, was also wondering in his heart. Could it be that I was too much when I hypnotize him just now? Maybe it was so short, just a simple hypnosis plus a hint, at most, it would make him a little disgusted with me.

This is the matter now. Seeing Hou Junji like this, he is not disgusted with me anymore. He is like I am a stingy man and sleep with him. Damn this is too exaggerated.

"This..." Hou Junji blushed and hesitated and couldn't answer. Finally, he simply thumped his head on the ground, "Damn it, please punish him."

Who wants to punish you? You should tell me quickly and let me analyze what happened to the hypnosis just now.

Hou Junji insisted on refusing to say it. Although Wukong felt a little disappointed, he didn't care much. The speakers and people also had things that were naturally pleasing to the eyes. In the words of later generations, it is called Xiangyan.

If you can't do anything wrong with Hou Junji's eight characters, it may be possible.

But Li Shimin was obviously even more disappointed. After all, Hou Junji's actions were very likely to make Wukong, a young monk with great power, have a bad impression of him. So Li Shimin said coldly, "I have something to punish you. If you want to punish me, it should be the little master Wukong who will punish you..."

"Mr. Wukong, come out." Li Shimin raised his head and glanced at the hall. "Although it was Junji, I recognized this account. Gu is now using his life to guarantee your safety."

Wukong's voice came from behind Li Shimin, "A straw raincoat, hat and short tent, traveling around the world, watching the past and present, and seeing all things, and seeing all the things are empty." Then, the people present saw Wukong's figure swaying from outside the back door of the hall, "Your Highness Qin's words make me feel ashamed. This is just a game between Xiaokong and General Hou, so why should I punish you?"

"Wukong, you think it's a game, but others don't think so." Li Shimin looked at Hou Junji coldly, "Junji, apologize to Master Wukong."

"I shouldn't have doubted the little master." Under Li Shimin's stern eyes, Hou Junji knelt down to Wukong with briskness, "Please punish the little master."

"Namo's Great Freedom King Buddha" Wukong recited the Buddha's name with a precious face, and then slowly pressed it on Hou Junji's head, "Only by despising one's own nature is sentient beings. If you can see one's own nature, you are the heavenly beings. Is there anything you can blame you? You must know that evil hearts are sea water, troubles are waves, poisoning is evil dragons, falsehood is ghosts and gods, greed and anger are hell..."

"The most rare thing in the world is the word for forgiveness..." As he said that, Wukong slowly reached out and patted Hou Junji's head, "General Hou, I hope you can remember what happened today, and do ten virtues from now on, and your heart will naturally be happy."

"The little master is indeed merciful." Li Shimin sincerely praised Wukong. If he had been with him in another position, Li Shimin felt that he would not have had such a good temper as Wukong. Since he entered Chang'an, he has helped so much, but he either shouted to beat him or killed him, or he was suspicious and neglected.

Under such circumstances, the young monk still let go of Hou Junji who was trying to silence him so easily, which is enough to prove that he is indeed a kind of compassionate person.

"Gou also wants to apologize to the little master." Li Shimin said to Wukong seriously, "Little Master, you have done so many things for Gou, but Gou..."

"Your Highness does not need to apologize to Xiao Ni." Wukong waved his hand slightly, "I am just looking for a true wise king for the people of the world. It is precisely because your highness can become a wise king, so I made a special trip to Chang'an this time to help you survive some unsolvable disasters."

"Wukong, are you here specifically to Chang'an to eliminate disasters in order to survive?" Li Shimin was really surprised this time.

It is by】.
Chapter completed!